Huckabee Secret Meeting With Robertson Revealed

Huckabee Secret Meeting With Robertson Revealed

14 November 2009 04:23 - by BobZaguy

Virginia Beach, Va. – Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee met in secret with Dr. Pat Robertson at his Regent University offices recently, and we’ve got the exclusive on this private meeting. At first glance, the meeting would seem to have been a request for Rev. Robertson’s support. Having one of the nation’s best-known televangelists publicly voice […]

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Brazilian Brickie Returns from the Dead

Brazilian Brickie Returns from the Dead

14 November 2009 04:13 - by Rusty

A 69-year-old Brazilian man surprised the virtual ’life’ out of the entire family by turning up, albeit a bit late, for his own funeral, according to a bizarre report on page 85 of this week’s Resurrection Gazette. Family and relatives of Ademir Jorge Lazarus, a semi-retired bricklayer, had positively identified him as the victim of […]

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Remembrance Sunday: Lest We Forget, You Know, Stuff

Remembrance Sunday: Lest We Forget, You Know, Stuff

14 November 2009 02:51 - by Rusty

It is Sunday, November 8th and though Remembrance Day officially falls on the 11th of the month – to recall the end of World War One on that date in 1918 (and too the timely demise of Kaiser Bill’s Imperial Germany and Otto von Bismarck’s well-designed bully-boy militarist state) – we have evolved the habit […]

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Expenses Scandal MP Blames Hitler n’ Jews

Expenses Scandal MP Blames Hitler n’ Jews

13 November 2009 09:35 - by Rusty

In a novel reverse psychology play on Jewish pogroms and the Nazi Holohoax David Wilshire, the disgraced UK Conservative MP for Scumford-on-the-Wold, has compared the excommunicative treatment of politicians over their dodgy (fraudulent) expense claims to the plight of Jews in Nazi Germany.

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FDA Approve Female ‘Viagra’, 4-hr Erection Notice Remains

FDA Approve Female ‘Viagra’, 4-hr Erection Notice Remains

13 November 2009 04:39 - by Rusty

Worry not ladies, the medical profession now unanimously accepts that it’s not your fault you no longer have the insatiable libido of a 17-year-old nympho’ and don’t ‘sexperience’ multiple juice-gushing orgasms every time you get yourself off with a rampant rabbit vibrator or freshly-chilled cucumber sheathed in a Black Mamba ribbed condom – or while […]

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Depressing Office Filled With Depressing Looking People

Depressing Office Filled With Depressing Looking People

13 November 2009 03:59 - by Michael Wakcher

MANHATTAN, NY. – Despite talks of economic recession, the Tristis corporate headquarters on Whitehall Street is very proud to display 35 stories of boring and lackluster architectural design populated by a depressed, overworked, and underpaid staff.

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Big Brother Builds Armpit Sniffer

Big Brother Builds Armpit Sniffer

12 November 2009 10:08 - by Rusty

A hi-technology device that can detect human fear through the medium of ‘smelling’ it is being developed by British scientists and could soon be sniffing out the body odours of anxious terrorists – or shoplifters, welfare benefit cheats, the chronically paranoid – or simply someone who has been taken short with a dose of stomach […]

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Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

12 November 2009 08:17 - by P. Beckert

Holy Smokes, VA – The first annual Christmas lights de-tangling contest held at the local BPOE lodge was interrupted late in the evening when one of the contestants, Harvey Smith, pulled a gun on fellow contestant, John Houdini, accusing him of having a special knack for untying knots, and thereby giving him an unfair advantage.

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The Funny Side of WW2 – Que?

The Funny Side of WW2 – Que?

12 November 2009 03:08 - by Rusty

According to a recent survey undertaken by the government’s Ministry for Wasting Time and Money the British youth of the 21st Century are possessed by a plethora of misconceptions concerning Germany, World War Two, the Nazi party and the Holohoax. A full ten out of ten teenagers (boys, girls and budding transvestites) surveyed unanimously agreed […]

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Air Phone Becomes Big Concern Of Cell Phone Suppliers

Air Phone Becomes Big Concern Of Cell Phone Suppliers

11 November 2009 07:47 - by BobZaguy

Washington, DC – The “Air phone look” is a person’s left or right arm crooked with the hand touching the ear and lips simultaneously with the thumb and little finger extended, 3 other fingers folded under the palm. Everyone’s doing it whether it’s on TV or in the movies; on buses or trains; even through […]

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Biking Bonkers Boris Foils Mugging

Biking Bonkers Boris Foils Mugging

11 November 2009 12:08 - by Rusty

Lord Mayor of London, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, last night rescued a woman from being attacked by an armed group of drunken yobettes, chasing them down the road on his bicycle while shouting “Effin’ Oiks – I’ll have yer all horse-whipped and thrown into the Tower fer this!” Ms. Fellattia van der Gamm, a 94-years-old Dutch […]

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Clinton Tells Paki’s – “Tax ’em & Be Damned”

Clinton Tells Paki’s – “Tax ’em & Be Damned”

11 November 2009 05:57 - by Rusty

The US Secretary of State, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, in yet another typical menopausal outburst – yesterday rebuked Pakistani government officials for pleading they couldn’t afford to wage an all-out war against Taliban Dan and his gang of Jolly Jihadi insurgents infiltrating the northern provinces of the basket case country due the government coffers being emptier […]

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FATHER CHRISTMAS / SANTA CLAUS VACANCY (applicants requested)

FATHER CHRISTMAS / SANTA CLAUS VACANCY (applicants requested)

10 November 2009 01:47 - by Rusty

For those seeking temporary employment over the holidays, looking to earn a few extra bucks, there is a job opening at the north pole that may interest you. Experience working with reindeer a plus, but not required. Tummy like a bowl-full-of-jelly will help, but please do not send photographs with your application. Read all about this once-in-a-season opportunity here.

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Mischief Night = Domestic Terrorism

Mischief Night = Domestic Terrorism

10 November 2009 01:08 - by Rusty

Dog feces-smearing, egg-throwing, gate-stealing, nailing cats to people’s front doors, or setting fire to wheelie bins and disabled pensioners. That can only mean one thing – it’s Manky Mischief Night again. While being an established and centuries-old tradition in northern England the festival of bedevilment is barely known elsewhere in the UK.

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Viagra Concession Ends Transit Strike

Viagra Concession Ends Transit Strike

10 November 2009 12:08 - by P. Beckert

Philadelphia, PA – Transit workers in Philadelphia, threatening to continue their strike for a raise in more than their salaries, have won a battle with the Southern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority to have most of their health care costs covered, including full-month prescriptions for Viagra and similar prescription medicines to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).

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Palin-out, The Quitter’s Tour

Palin-out, The Quitter’s Tour

09 November 2009 11:39 - by BobZaguy

Russian Porch, AK “Palin-out” —n., the act of leaving before 2009 is over. Todd Palin quit his job with BP’s North Slope oil operation at the beginning of October. News of this quitting comes two months after Sarah Palin’s announcement that she quit her state governor job on July 26. These news items followed the […]

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