Muslims Couldn’t Care Less About Trump’s Edgy Religious Conversions

Muslims Couldn’t Care Less About Trump’s Edgy Religious Conversions

07 February 2016 04:09 - by Wallace Runnymede

Donald Trump has recently decided to further alienate Muslims by staging a controversial religious conversion. Or rather, a whole sevenfold string of counterfeit conversions. However, his plan appears to have backfired. Trump decided to convert to the Baha’i, Yazidi, Mandaean, Druze, Ahmadiyya Muslim, Zoroastrian and Baha’i faiths. Now although Fox News are probably not going […]

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Ben Carson: Episcopalians are WORSE than ISIS!

Ben Carson: Episcopalians are WORSE than ISIS!

06 February 2016 01:39 - by Wallace Runnymede

Ben Carson has recently made another epic Godwin fail. But who has had the dire misfortune of incurring his wrath this time? Episcopalians & ISIS. One is a thuggish gang of jackbooted religious sectarians who want to undermine and destabilize our culture so the whole world can be exactly like them. The other is a flamboyant […]

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Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V! (2/2)

Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V! (2/2)

05 February 2016 02:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

Mitsuko told me: Roosh approached me when I was standing outside a club. He said: ‘Listen… um, don’t be offended, but you Harujuku bitches look… uh… really, really… uh, hot. Em, yeah! I mean, uh, kind of… uh no, I mean for real! No shit!… Uh. Oh well. This isn’t really what I…. yeah well […]

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Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V! (1/2)

Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V! (1/2)

04 February 2016 01:08 - by Wallace Runnymede

Vaguely-non-SWP rape apologist and notable PUA wannabe Roosh V has been trying to make a name for himself in the UK recently… Albeit with not one whit more success than the solemn-jawed, soberly Stalinistic, mournfully dick-waving Trotksyite fanatics of ‘Real Socialism.’ But what do women think about Roosh V? Here, three women tell us about […]

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9/12/2001 – The Days After Cheney Became President – Part 22

9/12/2001 – The Days After Cheney Became President – Part 22

03 February 2016 01:00 - by rfreed

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER CHENEY BECAME PRESIDENT Changing Alliances Part 22 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes. – – […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 028 (2-1-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 028 (2-1-16)

02 February 2016 12:01 - by Brian K. White

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the February 1st, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Joke of the […]

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Radical Feminists Thwart Hillary’s ‘Fauxfem’ Campaign for Commander-in-Chief

Radical Feminists Thwart Hillary’s ‘Fauxfem’ Campaign for Commander-in-Chief

01 February 2016 01:11 - by Wallace Runnymede

The Democratic Party have dismissed as ‘unjustifiably and unnecessarily contrarian’ a feminist blog which threatened to expose what the writers are calling the ‘faux-feminist’ prospects of a liberal Clinton Presidency. The culprits have recently posted the following article:  Clinton Dynasty or Limpet Dynasty?  The only hope Hillary Clinton offers to women is the hope of […]

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Neocon Surveillance & Neocon Surveillance Network are Now Online: Critique, Commentary & Satire!

Neocon Surveillance & Neocon Surveillance Network are Now Online: Critique, Commentary & Satire!

01 February 2016 12:13 - by Wallace Runnymede

Wallace Runnymede and Appleseed Ike have recently launched Neocon Surveillance and Neocon Surveillance Network! These two anti-war and pro-peace sites provide both prose commentary and satire, in order severely and indeed mercilessly critique the current Neocon/Liberal Interventionist consensus. A. Neocon Surveillance Network provides some basic factual data, e.g. free advertizing opportunities, news of protests, and information on anniversaries related to war and peace. […]

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Frank Turner Song Parody: Tony F***ed the Country!

Frank Turner Song Parody: Tony F***ed the Country!

31 January 2016 05:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

Whatever happened to Britain? It’s like we’re scared of phantom enemies to the point of bedpissin’ Even if the danger is minor The press and gov scaremonger With their endless agitprop bullshit! Yo, bigot! Anyone who looks less white than you Makes you wonder if they’re immigrants or Muslims or Jews But I’m tired of […]

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Weirder Than A Stephen King Novel – A Rock Band With King and Dave Barry In It. Let Me Introduce You To The Rock Bottom Remainders!!!

Weirder Than A Stephen King Novel – A Rock Band With King and Dave Barry In It. Let Me Introduce You To The Rock Bottom Remainders!!!

30 January 2016 01:11 - by rfreed

Unannounced to most of us, one of the most incredible rock and roll groups has passed before us and we didn’t even notice it. Maybe most of us were too stoned to catch it. This group was named The Rock Bottom Remainders and should have made the cover of the Rolling Stone except for one […]

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Beware the “Stranded Buddy” scammers

Beware the “Stranded Buddy” scammers

28 January 2016 03:11 - by Dexter Sinistri

I got a call from a close friend last week. He was in Vegas and he was in trouble. This wasn’t entirely out of character for him, but the way he contacted me certainly was. He had a legal rep call me and it kept getting weirder from there. Look, gambling is fine. I’ve bought […]

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Winners can do the craziest things

Winners can do the craziest things

26 January 2016 09:17 - by Dexter Sinistri

Did you know that lottery winners go broke at twice the rate of the rest of the population? It’s quite a statistic, don’t you think? You ask someone to scrimp and save all their lives and they dutifully squirrel away a few pennies for a rainy day. But give someone all the money they have ever […]

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My Plan to Donate My Powerball Jackpot Winnings to the Kids in Africa

26 January 2016 01:00 - by Tim Jones

I was really bummed to learn that I did not win the recent $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot. I was so close to winning it all. I was only off by four or five numbers. Drat! It took me a while to overcome the shock and disappointment of my razor thin loss.But after a week of […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 027 (1-25-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 027 (1-25-16)

25 January 2016 02:54 - by Brian K. White

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the January 25th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Amy Schumer is […]

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Expanded Release of Free Religious Satire Compilation: ‘I Shouldn’t Do God!’ (2/2)

Expanded Release of Free Religious Satire Compilation: ‘I Shouldn’t Do God!’ (2/2)

24 January 2016 01:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

6. A Z GRIMSBY SLAYS THE DRAGON Ain’t no atheist like a disenchantment-community atheist…? Well,  an outraged A Z Grimsby does indeed insist on holding forth on the purely irrational and frivolously superstitious basis of children’s toys, especially cuddly fictive animals. I mean take dragons for example, they may be cuddly and funny and comfy […]

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Expanded Release of Free Religious Satire Compilation: ‘I Shouldn’t Do God!’ (1/2)

Expanded Release of Free Religious Satire Compilation: ‘I Shouldn’t Do God!’ (1/2)

23 January 2016 12:20 - by Wallace Runnymede

I’ve recently re-released the first volume of my fake news satire compilation series, Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes. More Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes volumes will follow from Spring 2016 onwards. But for now, volume 1, I Shouldn’t Do God, is a somewhat expanded one in comparison to the earlier version of this same first volume of this exciting ongoing series. […]

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