Tourists Flock to See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts

Tourists Flock to See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts

23 July 2016 06:19 - by Swan Morrison

The Royal Observatory at Greenwich, England, today announced the opening to the public of two further lines of longitude. For many years, the famous Zero or Prime Meridian at the Observatory had attracted increasing numbers of tourists, each wishing to be photographed whilst standing upon it. Queues often stretched from the Observatory to the Thames, […]

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How Much a Smartphone will Really Cost You

How Much a Smartphone will Really Cost You

22 July 2016 03:38 - by Dexter Sinistri

Smartphones are all around us, and everybody wants them. They need this kind of technology in their lives, to read the news, to stalk their exes on social networks, and to make all the selfies they need. But, like all things in life, smartphones are costly – and their costs often go beyond what meets […]

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Derailing & Fallacies Masterclass: Graduate from Yahoo Answers to Topix!

Derailing & Fallacies Masterclass: Graduate from Yahoo Answers to Topix!

20 July 2016 06:20 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pol Pot’s Pleasure PWNK I can’t stand Pol Pot because he’s really nasty. I don’t think he is my leader. OMG!!! Yeah but isn’t his adversary Ho Chi Minh nasty too? Would you protest if Ho Chi Minh was in power instead? #NotAllJihadis Political Islamists are utter vermin. OMG!!! Political Islamism isn’t monolithic! Neither were Nazism or […]

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Trump University Fall 2016 Courses

Trump University Fall 2016 Courses

19 July 2016 06:15 - by Tim Jones

The Trump University Promise At Trump University success is what it’s all about. Trump U is about a lot of things – but above all, how you can be successful by helping me become even more successful by enrolling in Trump University. You can enroll in our Business Entrepreneur Success curriculum for slightly more than […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 052 (7-18-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 052 (7-18-16)

18 July 2016 02:35 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the July 18th, […]

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How Nude Betting Helped Make Asia a Billion Dollar Gambling Hub

How Nude Betting Helped Make Asia a Billion Dollar Gambling Hub

14 July 2016 11:42 - by Dexter Sinistri

A 2015 report on Forbes.com suggested that the eyes of the gambling world have shifted over the last decade. While hungry eyes used to look towards Las Vegas and its smorgasbord of gambling delights, today it seems that Asia is where many high rollers get their fill. Of course, Las Vegas is by no means […]

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Ireland: Reproductive Agency is One Thing, Intrusive Meddling is Another!

Ireland: Reproductive Agency is One Thing, Intrusive Meddling is Another!

14 July 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Some may feel yesterday’s piece on Amnesty International, abortion, and Ireland is flippant. I can certainly see why people might think that; but I am 100% unapologetic. However, I will now speak in a less polemical and satirical manner, and weaponize a more prosaic tone against Big Human Rights. It might seem churlish to sneer […]

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Dear England: You Can Support Abortion Availability Without Being An Imperialist

Dear England: You Can Support Abortion Availability Without Being An Imperialist

13 July 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Amnesty International has tried to save more people from ourselves (this time, Irish people), with its campaigning on Ireland’s abortion laws. Of course, the situation for women in Ireland, north or south, is not perfect. But there is no excuse whatsoever for taking up the white man’s burden against Ireland; no matter how just or […]

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Infiltrator Song (BNP Bugger Up Blues)

Infiltrator Song (BNP Bugger Up Blues)

12 July 2016 05:48 - by Wallace Runnymede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9FtrxKQNA0 I ‘ave a well good country That there’s us England lad, y’know It were a proper well good country Till ‘em ‘as changed it, long ago Now it’s gone down the shitter Things aren’t as they used t’ be They sneaks in ‘ere ‘n’ mess it up… But ‘oo? That’s right, me BNP! England […]

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9/11 Problems (Video & Lyrics Together!)

9/11 Problems (Video & Lyrics Together!)

11 July 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

If you’re having Bush problems I feel bad for you son I got 9/11 problems but a Clinton ain’t one! Bush dirty rat drop bombs on Iraqi foes Kill a million US soldiers cause he’s the boss ya know 7 billion critics say he’s a “Warmongerin’ Prick” He’s a fuckin’ Bush, genius! So he can […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 051 (7-11-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 051 (7-11-16)

10 July 2016 12:00 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the July 11th, […]

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Uncritical Pro AND Anti Immigration Stances? Sentiment, not Reality

Uncritical Pro AND Anti Immigration Stances? Sentiment, not Reality

09 July 2016 05:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

Just have a look at my comment below, for an article on the site of the publisher Verso Books: http://www.versobooks.com/blogs/2679-the-hegemonic-powers-of-the-eu-have-gone-one-step-too-far-on-governing-borders-and-the-right-to-move Immigration is nothing to do with the question of deserving or not deserving this or that. Immigration is an entitlement, a legal provision; to confuse entitlements with desert is to confound a legal category with […]

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Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise!’

Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise!’

08 July 2016 05:20 - by Wallace Runnymede

Yesterday Brian talked about his experiences with Paypal. I recently had wages (i.e. not a small article commission) delayed for weeks. I was unhappy to hear that they can even upgrade the delay to 180 days, if they want! (Fortunately, they didn’t. But that’s hardly the point!) I’ve been searching the internet, and it seems […]

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Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

07 July 2016 05:57 - by Brian K. White

I’ve been a PayPal user for ages. If you mistake them for a bank, you do so at your peril, because they charge the highest fees, offer the lowest interest of all (zero, for the curious), and getting customer service is like trying to explain a card trick to Comcast over the phone. Did I […]

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30 Good Excuses for Tony Blair After Chilcot

30 Good Excuses for Tony Blair After Chilcot

06 July 2016 05:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

1. It was all John Major’s fault. 2. It was all Saddam Hussein’s fault. 3. Divine intervention (more or less the right kind).

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The Night Before Chilcot (A Poem for the Children)

The Night Before Chilcot (A Poem for the Children)

05 July 2016 02:27 - by Wallace Runnymede

Twas the night before Chilcot, when all through the nation The people were pondering the Iraq abomination Our hopes were all pinned to a gallows in London Our desire was that Chilcot would damn, with abundance!

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