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01 September 2010 11:02
While the Tea Baggers are busy off rallying for their causes, the Populist Party has come up with what they believe is a more effective way to get the attention of big corporate interests to pay attention to just how unhappy their workers are. It’s called the National Stay Home from Work Day Boycott and [...]
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01 September 2010 06:20
TYLER, Wyoming – (Glossy News) -Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney is an avid hunter and has filled his time during retirement by duck hunting near his Casper, Wyoming ranch. According to friends, Cheney recently was out on the marsh for a weekend of hunting. As circumstance would have it, he decided to relieve himself against a tree…that’s [...]
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31 August 2010 05:08
HELL (GlossyNews) — Word comes via famed psychic John Edwards, that legendary sports icon George Steinbrenner has not gone ‘gentle into that good night.’ Other sources confirm Edwards’ assertions. The former Yankees owner has discharged Satan from any further managerial duties of Hell, LLC.
Posted in Religionism, Sportsfolk0 Comments
30 August 2010 06:01
NEW YORK (GlossyNews) — Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the [...]
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30 August 2010 04:33
NEW YORK (GlossyNews) — In a scene guaranteed to blow the stacks off the rabid Right, who insist no religion except Christianity should be worshiped within a 12,000 mile radius of Ground Zero, a herd of sub-quattro even-toed ungulates were spotted grazing around Ground Zero today. They were apparently oblivious to the brouhaha surrounding the [...]
Posted in Politics, Religionism0 Comments
29 August 2010 03:00
DETROIT, Michigan (GlossyNews) — The NBA as we know it may be gone forever after a recent court ruling instating De-ffirmative Action. In Guys Who Suck at Basketball V. NBA the Supreme Court ruled that the NBA has actively discriminated as evinced by the disproportionate hiring of certain minorities compared to national demographics. The tentative [...]
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28 August 2010 01:49
Astounding news continues from a Hong Kong based group of evangelical archeologists. The Xinyou Qing Project (rough English translation, ‘We go find Ark now’) first grabbed headlines this year with discovery of Noah’s Ark on Mt. Ararat. Detailed work at the site has now uncovered the most precious relics of Christendom.
Posted in Religionism, Top Stories8 Comments
28 August 2010 05:08
Branson, MO. – A senior citizen bus trip from the Days End senior home in Louisville, KY to Branson, Mo, a popular tourist spot in SW Missouri, has caused some trouble for the old folks and a serious run in with the law as well. As the bus entered Missouri, an elderly woman, Bertha Klump, came [...]
Posted in Crime, Strange People0 Comments
27 August 2010 02:37
LOS ANGELES, California (GlossyNews) — Scientists have determined that an alarming and increasing number of drivers are “turn signal challenged”, that is, unable to use a turn signal when driving. This form of mental malfunction appears to be more pronounced amongst men, many of whom also feel that it is effeminate or beneath them to [...]
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27 August 2010 01:19
Glenn Beck originally attacked John Lennon posthumously for his quote “We are more popular than Jesus now.” However, Beck recently admitted he now knows exactly what Lennon was referring to when he said those words. Beck now believes that not only is he (Beck) more popular than Jesus, but he also believes he is infinitely [...]
Posted in Politics, Top Stories6 Comments
26 August 2010 02:39
In what industry analysts warn may signal a downturn for Mexico’s extraction sector, ‘Steenking Badges’ futures closed sharply lower today. The precipitous decline over the past six weeks, though generally seen as unfavorable, elicited highly contentious opinions. The widely acknowledged Zen master of Latin American mineral markets was as usual, cryptic and candid at the same [...]
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26 August 2010 06:27
Hog Jaw, Arkansas has just been named the Kissin’ Cousin Capital of America by Tammy Fay Cosmetics, beating out the other Hog Jaw, Alabama by a mile. The mayor of Hog Jaw, Humphrey Dumpty, in announcing this most dubious honor claimed “if it twern’t fer the Buckner Triplets and their love of Tammy Fay’s strawberry [...]
Posted in Human Interest, Society4 Comments
25 August 2010 09:37
There is worry in this country that too many in the Republican leadership have been smoking too much pot for too long. Evidence is mounting indicating that many of their leaders are suffering from short and long term memory loss. An example of this are recent comments by House Republican Leader John Boehner stating “It [...]
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25 August 2010 05:16
Washington, DC (GlossyNews): In its toughest rhetoric yet, the Obama Administration lashed out at Iran’s ongoing nuclear enrichment program. Iran maintains the program is only intended to develop a domestic nuclear fuel source for civilian electrical power generation, an explanation critics dismiss as a thinly veiled excuse to develop nuclear weapons. The strongly [...]
Posted in Top Stories, World News1 Comment
24 August 2010 05:31
Lei Lei, named phonetically after the famous Lay’s potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large according to his petite Chinese mother. However, ever since his birth, he’s been eating anything and everything in sight, and he is growing twice as fast as other babies his age. It’s like the Robin [...]
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24 August 2010 04:24
NEW YORK (GlossyNews) — Jon Stewart is allegedly being blackmailed by one of The Daily Show’s employees over allegations that in the 90’s, Stewart was a man whore. The information about this closely guarded secret came to light when the employee was asked to dig up some information about Stewart’s “date” with Jennifer Anniston over [...]
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment1 Comment
24 August 2010 02:47
CLINTON, Missouri (GlossyNews) — With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person who gave the world fun and togetherness for over 50 years. His death almost went unnoticed this past week, but friends made a few calls [...]
Posted in Entertainment, Society4 Comments
23 August 2010 06:18
Finland, that land of perpetual daytime, when it isn’t night 24 hours a day — known for snow, reindeer, hot tubs, saunas and, I guess, other things, was in the news this last week. In a story that barely made the news this month we found out that Newsweek was sold to an investor for the [...]
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Travel0 Comments
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