Obama Renames Mount McKinley “Caitlyn”

Obama Renames Mount McKinley “Caitlyn”

01 September 2015 02:52 - by Jenny Corvette

President Obama announced this Sunday that he is officially changing the name of Mount McKinley in Alaska, to Caitlyn, via his 1, 079th executive order since taking office in 2009. The mountain formally known as McKinley, at 20,320 feet, is the tallest in North America, and has been referred to in the feminine by Alaskans […]

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Podcast 006 – 8/31/2015

Podcast 006 – 8/31/2015

31 August 2015 01:31 - by Brian K. White

In the first of my 2nd round of five 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: A reminder this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

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Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash! (2/2)

Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash! (2/2)

30 August 2015 08:56 - by Wallace Runnymede

Last time: Ok, so we’ve had the first Black President and the final Democratic President in one go. But our nation has never really had a final Republican President, maybe that’s what we’re missing? IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS BOBBY! How long do people have to wait? I’m not ashamed to say this is my […]

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Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash! (1/2)

Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash! (1/2)

29 August 2015 03:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Although Rick Perry is not currently in power, some maliciously devious Vast Left-Wing Conspirators™ have unearthed a scandalous document which (they claim) could put paid to Rick Perry’s hopes of running for President. The text in question threatens to derail not only Perry’s political career, but in addition, promises to ruin any hope of a […]

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9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 12 ‘The New Capitol’

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 12 ‘The New Capitol’

28 August 2015 02:05 - by rfreed

9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 12 – The New Capitol (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to […]

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Trumpenstein Horror Now Threatens Republicans

Trumpenstein Horror Now Threatens Republicans

27 August 2015 02:43 - by rfreed

A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of men with faces that seek the shadows meet in a corner booth away from the […]

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Fundamentalist Anti-Welfare: the “True Individualist” Position?! (2/2)

Fundamentalist Anti-Welfare: the “True Individualist” Position?! (2/2)

26 August 2015 05:28 - by Wallace Runnymede

Just to forestall any snap objections, I am not suggesting that “the government” or “the state” is the automatic go-to for all conflicts of interest.

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Fundamentalist Anti-Welfare: the “True Individualist” Position?! (1/2)

Fundamentalist Anti-Welfare: the “True Individualist” Position?! (1/2)

25 August 2015 05:27 - by Wallace Runnymede

Maybe it’s time the individuals saved ourselves from the individualists. Or more precisely, from those who speak in the name of all individualists; as though there could only be one model of individualism; a vulgar-Randian one.

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GlossyNews Podcast 8/24/2015

GlossyNews Podcast 8/24/2015

24 August 2015 04:25 - by Brian K. White

In my fifth inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Find it on YouTube by searching “4K Podcast”. Here are just a few of the topics: * An odd banned commercial from what must surely be the worst petting zoo ever. * My unique super power of being […]

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Iowa State Fair Exhibits True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned up.

Iowa State Fair Exhibits True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned up.

23 August 2015 03:38 - by rfreed

This year’s crop of Presidential weeds….. er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for the so-called honor of being chosen the Commander in Chief of the entire United States […]

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Druggies Open Petting Zoo, Bites Quickly Follow (VIDEO)

Druggies Open Petting Zoo, Bites Quickly Follow (VIDEO)

18 August 2015 03:33 - by Brian K. White

Argleton — Rocky & Spyder Krakauer were indicted last year for selling stolen cars, but they’re back with what can only be called the world’s worst petting zoo. Featuring such pet-able critters as raccoons, rats, alley cats, and even jelly fish.

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Glossy News Podcast 8/17/2015

Glossy News Podcast 8/17/2015

17 August 2015 01:28 - by Brian K. White

In my fourth inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: An in depth look at how things actually used to be more expensive than they are today. A true story of a man who dies and returns to life with […]

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9/12/2001- The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 11

9/12/2001- The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 11

16 August 2015 03:20 - by rfreed

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 11 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes. – – – – […]

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Gingrich Clarifies/Muddies ‘ISIS Contract’ Situation (2/2)

Gingrich Clarifies/Muddies ‘ISIS Contract’ Situation (2/2)

15 August 2015 07:33 - by Wallace Runnymede

Last time, I explained to you how a conciliatory Newt Gingrich™ attempted to liberate America from a very clear and present danger. That’s right: the mortal peril of bigoted mudslingers holding firmly and dogmatically to merely one-sided and partisan views on the Islamic State. I quoted Gingrich’s framing of one half of the dilemma: the […]

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Gingrich Clarifies/Muddies ‘ISIS Contract’ Situation (1/2)

Gingrich Clarifies/Muddies ‘ISIS Contract’ Situation (1/2)

14 August 2015 02:11 - by Wallace Runnymede

Bill Clinton has stuck his stiff neck above the parapet and wantonly defamed Newt Gingrich for his ISIS apologism. Don’t vote for this cynical, Mafiaesque “contract-killing” bastard, if he ever runs for office. Yeah, vote for someone really good, like…

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Jeb Bush Blunder on Immigration and Reconciliation

Jeb Bush Blunder on Immigration and Reconciliation

13 August 2015 07:11 - by Wallace Runnymede

Jeb Bush’s attempts to speak up louder than those who to some limited extent do have a voice (regarding immigration) have suffered a serious blow. At a recent dialogue conference about how to make the GOP more inclusive, an immigration activist, Penelope D Solanas, told Bush and other figures in attendance the story of her […]

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