Man Discovers Awful Truth, Shames Mass Media

Man Discovers Awful Truth, Shames Mass Media

31 August 2016 11:52 - by Benjamin Cain

WASHINGTON, D.C. 2017—Gerald Humphrey’s profound discovery began when he realized the American mainstream media’s treatment of Donald Trump’s Republican campaign for the presidency contrasted sharply with reality. “CNN, the Associated Press, the New York Times, and all the other major news outlets in the United States kept taking Donald Trump much more seriously than I […]

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If You Don’t Support Hillary, You’re a Bigot!

If You Don’t Support Hillary, You’re a Bigot!

31 August 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

I’m sick of all these privileged bigots who are demeaning and denigrating Hillary. So I am here to educate you on why you MUST stop this. Here are the ignorant fools who need to check their privilege. 1. Iraqi orphans Iraqi orphans have orphan privilege. Merely because they don’t have parents, people feel sorry for […]

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Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary

Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary

30 August 2016 05:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Some are saying that the choice between Clinton and Trump really is an impossible one. An orange hued racist demagogue versus a blonde haired, blue eyed creepy Aryan interventionist. However, proud Mum Cabernet-Sauvignon Baxter of Brixton, London has just done the woman thaeng, and graciously defended the honour of future Nobel Peace Prize mass media photoshoot […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 058 (8-29-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 058 (8-29-16)

28 August 2016 04:09 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. With special guest Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 29th, 2016 edition. * What’s […]

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Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

26 August 2016 06:08 - by Swan Morrison

Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow the courses those charts foretold. Then Professor Claire Voyant from Scotland’s Skye University performed the […]

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Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM

Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM

24 August 2016 06:00 - by Tim Jones

Hello. Tim Jones here. This presidential election year is historic in several ways. It is the first time in US history that: • a woman has been nominated by a major political party as their presidential candidate • a major political party has selected a narcissistic, bullying, sociopath as their standard bearer • a major […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump

23 August 2016 05:33 - by Tim Jones

[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website Glossy News, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an excerpt from this revealing interview]. Tim Jones / Glossy News: Mr. Trump, thank you for agreeing to meet with […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 057 (8-22-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 057 (8-22-16)

22 August 2016 03:24 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special in-studio guests Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 22nd, 2016 edition. * […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 056 (8-15-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 056 (8-15-16)

17 August 2016 03:42 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 15th, 2016 edition. * How solar plants are taking over the world, and exactly […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 055 (8-8-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 055 (8-8-16)

16 August 2016 04:27 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 8th, 2016 edition. * Another exclusive interview with real life pirates I encountered in […]

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Blair Giving His Chilcot Excuses: Must-Watch Leaked Video!

Blair Giving His Chilcot Excuses: Must-Watch Leaked Video!

14 August 2016 05:52 - by Wallace Runnymede

As ‘We’ all know and agree, Tony Blair is a strong leader in a tight spot, who just did what he had to do! But what are his top 30 rationalizations for the Iraq war? And more pertinently still… Can ‘We’ ever get him to just stop at 30?! Enjoy this video of phony Tony […]

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Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots

Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots

13 August 2016 05:23 - by Wallace Runnymede

Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire. (By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive, ice-pick-flavored vanilla-chip on their shoulder):

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They’re Coming for Your Car Keys. Welcome to the World of Self-Driving Cars

They’re Coming for Your Car Keys. Welcome to the World of Self-Driving Cars

10 August 2016 05:10 - by Tim Jones

One of my favorite jokes goes like this: “I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home. Now that may not sound impressive to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.” Stop the Presses! Drunk drivers may soon not need to drive the bus – or their car – […]

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Autism: Advantage with Women & Aphrodisiac? Autism Can Land You a Hot Girlfriend

Autism: Advantage with Women & Aphrodisiac? Autism Can Land You a Hot Girlfriend

08 August 2016 06:00 - by Jonathan Mitchell

Autism diagnoses started to soar in the 1990s and those new cases are now adults in their early twenties.  Society and the media have noted the need for employers to hire those on the spectrum.  This has lead to major media outlets such as the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times publishing articles […]

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Donald Trump will lose BIGLY in November (by the numbers) VIDEO

Donald Trump will lose BIGLY in November (by the numbers) VIDEO

06 August 2016 03:23 - by Brian K. White

The fans and haters demanded it, so here’s another fact-based analysis of why Donald Trump will lose, and lose BIGLY in November. (Scroll down for comments from YouTube.) I’m not going on feelings or impressions, but the analytics provided by the myriad pollsters, the pollster analysts, and those analyzing the meta-analysis of the pollsters. Donald […]

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Rio 2016 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

Rio 2016 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

05 August 2016 06:31 - by Swan Morrison

The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which other nations have links simply do not exist. Two hundred and seven countries were represented at the opening ceremony of Rio 2016, and it is now clear that at least eight had been invented.

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