Posted in World News

The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey

The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

BORIS OR BUST? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I had hated a little more – just a little more…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

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Posted in Society

Problem Gambling Campaign Creator Takes Issue with Warwick Findings

A recent study by Warwick University, which claims that the When the Fun stops, Stop campaign was not doing what it was intended to do, but was instead achieving the exact opposite of the desired results has seen some push…

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Posted in Video News

The Mad Mad Monkey Men Challenge: How Many Can You Comment on in a Day?!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian’s kids are doing really well with these videos! And there are going to be a few more video articles over time; you can encourage them by commenting and sharing, both on Glossy News and in particular,…

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Posted in Biz News

Ways to Make Money You Might Not Have Heard Of!

Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…

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Posted in Society

All Fall Down: the Redneck Wanderer’s Song of Raw Feet

Now as Ah climb up the mound on the pillar of dreams Ah can see many things they just ain’t as they seem! We got a strong leader with an army behind The people are in misery yet he’s like…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)

Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…

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Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics

TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Neoconservatives
Posted in Science War Zone

Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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Posted in Health Society

HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!

Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

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Posted in Entertainment Strange People

Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Posted in Politics

Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

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Posted in Politics

Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

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Posted in Music World News

Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

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Posted in Comics World News

“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…

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Posted in Politics

O’Rourke Discovers Racism Exists

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome, Jenna! Please share her story about one of the current presidential candidates! ASHUA, NH – Per an anonymous source, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appeared “smug and contented” after the release of his op-ed revealing the…

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Posted in Crime World News

WELL, DUH! BBC Poll: 100% of UK Citizens Consider VIP Paedo Rings a Myth…

In the UK, former paediatric nurse Carl Beech has been accused of falsely concocting claims of VIP paedophile rings. This raises some troubling questions (and unwelcome memories) for a lot of people in the UK and worldwide; especially in light…

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Posted in Politics

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Voters to Presidential Candidates: “Get Back to Work… You’re a Year Early!”

Everywhere, USA- Fresh of the heels of the first round of debates among Democratic Presidential hopefuls, and the “official” launch of President Donald Trumps re-election campaign, it appears the 2020 Presidential Campaign is in full swing. On the Democratic side,…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay

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Posted in Video News

Best vs Weirdest Hot Dog Tastes

What are the weirdest hot dogs? Which ones will make you gag? Can you spot the veggie sausage among the meat? We answer these questions and more! Don’t forget to subscribe to the Mad Mad Monkey Men Youtube Channel! 🙂

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GOP
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Senate Republicans Blame Dems for Failed Budget Negotiations with White House

Washington, DC- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lashed out at Senate Democrats today, after his fellow Republicans failed to reach an agreement on a long term military funding bill with White House negotiators, resulting in a reported physical altercation…

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