Glossy News Satire

Do you want to know what exactly happens when you send Bitcoin payment to your colleague or an employee? First of all, you must know that Bitcoin is composed of two important pieces i.e. a Blockchain and nodes. In the…

Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist. “The clownish incompetence, the superhuman feats of narcissism, the shameless, pathological lying—Mr. Trump and Mr. Johnson share these traits as populist…

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here are some more funny cartoons from Up Chuck! INTELLECTUALS AND ANTI-INTELLECTUALS It takes a whole school to…. never mind. GOD AND/OR THE DEVIL? Who is God, and what is he really like??? FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE…

We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation o disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or conservative media are saying……

Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…

New York, (Fox News) Tucker Carlson as a guest on Fox and Friends doubled down on his rant on the hoax that is called “White Supremacy” by asking: If it is such a problem where are the Goose Steppers, Brown…

This past year has shown nothing but turmoil within the online video game community, from developers not being shy of criticism to developers like Bioware simply not caring about the quality of the games they put out. However, one recent…

Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…

Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…

August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen suggested…

NOTE FROM WALLACE: WELCOME DEBORAH! I spread my sticky mat on the faux-hardwood floor of Greenville Baptist Church’s community room, taking in the energy of the place. Aromas from last night’s potluck linger: cabbage, meatloaf, onions.  There’s a low buzz…

The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? BORIS OR BUST? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I…

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

A recent study by Warwick University, which claims that the When the Fun stops, Stop campaign was not doing what it was intended to do, but was instead achieving the exact opposite of the desired results has seen some push…

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian’s kids are doing really well with these videos! And there are going to be a few more video articles over time; you can encourage them by commenting and sharing, both on Glossy News and in particular,…

Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…

Now as Ah climb up the mound on the pillar of dreams Ah can see many things they just ain’t as they seem! We got a strong leader with an army behind The people are in misery yet he’s like…

Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…