It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

19 January 2018 07:04 - by rfreed

The votes are in and… Yes! The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was.

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Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

19 January 2018 06:52 - by Wallace Runnymede

Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has recently taken time out from the Gang of Sneers book series, in order to educate the benighted and unwashed masses on just how unreflective their music listening has been up to now.

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Grand Opening at the Haunted Museum – Zak Bagans Honours Mass Shooting Victims

Grand Opening at the Haunted Museum – Zak Bagans Honours Mass Shooting Victims

19 January 2018 06:20 - by Dexter Sinistri

The night of October 1st 2017 was a sad one for the USA and that’s because a gunman decided to open fire on a crowd of people that were attending a concert in Las Vegas.

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Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

19 January 2018 01:31 - by Dexter Sinistri

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president [of the United States.]”

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News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

18 January 2018 02:50 - by Dexter Sinistri

In the last couple of years, the world has become a place stranger than anyone would’ve expected.

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Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…

Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…

15 January 2018 12:44 - by Dexter Sinistri

I used to be a big Daily Deal buyer, back in the day. Helicopter rides, meals around town, you name it. The problem is the race to the bottom, and Groupon being the last chariot in the race, man are they ever going for rock bottom.

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Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years

Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years

11 January 2018 04:00 - by Tim Jones

Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release day, F&F sold out in less time than it takes Donald to tweet “CNN is Fake News.”

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Criteria for Choosing a Moving Company

Criteria for Choosing a Moving Company

11 January 2018 01:16 - by Dexter Sinistri

At least once in our life, we face the need of organizing an office move or relocation. Being in such a situation, you will need to decide how to organize everything and where to ask a professional assistance from.

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Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “close enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader

Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “close enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader

03 January 2018 11:55 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.

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Chapter 22: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Chapter 22: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

31 December 2017 01:12 - by Wallace's Books

Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he appears to be a laughing stock for now.

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Your Greatest Weakness May be Your Greatest Strength

Your Greatest Weakness May be Your Greatest Strength

31 December 2017 01:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

CATCH THE JOY MACHINE PROJECT IN 2018!

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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

29 December 2017 07:00 - by rfreed

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different twists than your usual murder.

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First Steps Of An Online Casino Owner After The Site’s Development

First Steps Of An Online Casino Owner After The Site’s Development

28 December 2017 04:25 - by Dexter Sinistri

The road to a successful digital business goes way beyond the stage of its initial development.

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Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation

Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation

27 December 2017 01:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Is the Trump Boom actually a thing? Or is it just fake news? It turns out that the Trump boom is not all it seems.

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The Ethics of Graphic & Offensive Writing

The Ethics of Graphic & Offensive Writing

27 December 2017 01:44 - by Wallace Runnymede

For those who are unaware, my novel Honest Adolph contains violence; sometimes of a graphic nature.

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Tankiesplaining the Islamic State: Not All Terrorists!

Tankiesplaining the Islamic State: Not All Terrorists!

27 December 2017 01:31 - by One Tongue Johnny

What would happen if jihadists decided to use the same excuses Communists use? ISIS aren’t evil; just a deformed jihadist’s bureaucracy.

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