Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites behind these recent allegations.

In a spontaneous astroturf mass rally outside the Gregg’s bakery in Kensington, Labour’s best-beloved anti-racist working class hero held forth as follows: Read more Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle.

Last night, he was arrested in Turkey.

The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey.

He was, however, wholly unable to bring home the bacon.

Lord Ashcroft drily, if passionately, remarks: Read more HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

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Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair!

I am quite possibly the least divisive Tory Prime Minister in history.
Everybody said Brexit was divisive, but actually, I have brought the country together like nobody else in the entire history of our nation!

Read more Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

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Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!


Thanks so much for following the Honest Adolph serial here at Glossy News. You can catch up on any updates about any future book release at Glossy News, as well as our Facebook page, which you can like right away! However, the easiest way might well be to follow my Patreon.
By the way, those subscribers who take the second-lowest patronage level or above (i.e. $3 + per month) will get access to the epilogue, which does NOT feature on the Glossy News serial!
Don’t worry… The novel ends perfectly well at the final chapter, which some of you will have read recently.
The epilogue is NOT AT ALL NECESSARY, because the novel finishes pretty well without out.
However, some of you may be itching to read more… Read more Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!

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Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like

Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like.

Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they were mistaken.

He didn’t merely elucidate that Trump is a Russian puppet, but that he’s terrible, poorly-spoken, and possibly suffering from dementia. Read more Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like

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