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12 December 2013 04:07 - by Benjamin Cain
While many Americans are reeling from the news that the NSA is spying on their locations by tracking their mobile devices, social scientists are concerned about a more existential threat: those devices are turning people into a#$holes.
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos2 Comments
12 December 2013 01:07 - by rfreed
Words alone cannot describe the wonderfulness of Sheldon Cooper. The main star of the television series ‘The Big Bang Theory’ has set the new bar high for all those nerdists who will surely follow in his footsteps hereafter. He is the penultimate geek, the very pinnacle of nerdism that is humanly possible outside of becoming […]
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11 December 2013 04:46 - by Dexter Sinistri
DATELINE-ANYWHERE – One of the biggest obstacles we face, as a news outlet, is the claim that we’re not as credible as other outlets. This video montage should show otherwise. While we may not check our facts, source our stories, or stand behind even a single one of our quotes (we stood behind a few […]
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11 December 2013 01:01 - by rfreed
Forget the overly cheery Christmas carols, the endless gift shopping and the eye strainingly gaudy seasonal decorations. Cheery days aside, the world is falling apart. In that spirit, it is time for some truly low-brow, rude, raunchy and definitely non-Christmasy jokes. Anyway, here goes:
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10 December 2013 04:10 - by P. Beckert
The FDC has issued a warning for adults who are now taking their daily vitamin supplements in the form of gummy shapes to take only one per day as they are not candy. Thomas “Tommy” Smith, of Cincinnati, Ohio is in the hospital recovering from an overdose of nutrients when he simply could not stop […]
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09 December 2013 04:37 - by Veto Votti
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After several long hours of wrangling over the type of missiles to employ when the United States strikes Tehran next week, the Likud Party withdrew its support from President Barack Obama’s governing coalition, causing it to fall apart. The withdrawal of Likud, which comprises 30 percent of all the seats in the […]
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09 December 2013 01:13 - by P. Beckert
Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish conspiracy theories, claims that he has personal knowledge that brain farts are not only a real medical condition, but they can be extremely dangerous. “I have had several very close calls with brain farts just in the past […]
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Health6 Comments
08 December 2013 04:26 - by Veto Votti
JOHANNESBURG – With wails running free across the air, millions of grieving humans gathered in Sandton Square on Friday afternoon to mourn the passing of a great and respected national terrorist from South Africa. Participants interviewed expressed an almost uniform admiration for the late terrorist, with many fighting back an outpour of their emotions. “He […]
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08 December 2013 01:37 - by Jay Griggs
Phoenix, AZ- He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. Now he hears who you are talking to so be good for goodness sake. The “Jolly Old Man,” otherwise known as Kris Kringle has been appointed to the coveted Director of the National Security Agency replacing Keith Alexander. This new partnership between […]
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07 December 2013 07:55 - by NickFun
Spokespersons for GlaxoSmithKline, Merk, Pfizer and other makers of immunization therapies stated today that the pharmaceutical industry is reintroducing the measles virus to America. “The measles virus was eradicated throughout most of the world”, said Pfizer spokesperson Juliette Riposs. “Fewer people were having their children vaccinated and this was cutting into our profit margin!” Riposs […]
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07 December 2013 07:56 - by Dave Martin
“What makes no sense is the current movement by 10 counties in northern Colorado and a few in Nebraska and Kansas to band together to make a new state called North Colorado.” – The New York Times – July 11, 2013 What perhaps makes no sense to The New York Times may, in fact, make […]
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07 December 2013 04:00 - by Reidicule
O’AHU, HAWAII — Researchers in Hawaii have uncovered a World War II-era submarine sandwich inside the island’s only 7-Eleven store location. The sub, known in the early 1940s as a “Spam-n-Depression Special” is made up of mostly Spam, lettuce and iron ore. RIGHT: An historical photograph of a similar sandwich in its prime, ca. 1941. […]
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07 December 2013 01:21 - by rfreed
Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals do have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, are refined creatures so much better than you or I who are mere mortals suckling the earth for survival. We, the minions who have to go out every day to earn their salt doing […]
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06 December 2013 08:27 - by Brian K. White
You remember all those wonderful Santas you met as a child. They were kind, courteous, gracious, patient and loving. But, at least according to this cartoon, they all have on big thing in common. Click on the image to see it full-size. To see all of my comics, including the many that have yet to […]
Posted in Comics, Religionism0 Comments
06 December 2013 04:05 - by Laurence Brown
WASHINGTON D.C. – Speaking amid right-wing concerns that the United States is slowly becoming a socialist nation, Jesus Christ insisted Thursday that he just sort of assumed that members of the Republican Party – which comprises some of his most ardent followers – knew about his own socialist leanings. The Son of God kept relatively […]
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06 December 2013 01:30 - by Dave Martin
Canadian political satirists have apparently thrown in the towel. Mr. I. Ron Knee, national president of the Canadian Association of Political Satirists announced at a recent press conference that his association would be disbanding next month. “I guess, in retrospect, it was inevitable,” said Mr. Knee. “Although, honestly, we never really saw it coming.”
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Jay Griggs: This is why I can no longer have candy coated Advi...
Benjamin Cain: This is how Sheldon started off, but it's interest...
Benjamin Cain: Thanks. "A#$holization" should be the technical te...
Kilroy: I heard they found a DNA match on a hotdog in a De...
rfreed: Very good and probably very true.
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