Guest Post: The Socialist Shirkers Party (Poem by M.C. Newberry)

Guest Post: The Socialist Shirkers Party (Poem by M.C. Newberry)

02 December 2016 06:00 - by Brian K. White

NOTE FROM WALLACE:  Thanks to M.C. Newberry for permitting republication of his poem as a guest post here at Glossy News! *** You’ll find them among most types of mob With shuttered mind and open gob. You’d be forgiven for wondering what they do for a living When they prefer to be taking rather than […]

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Imperialist Aliens Should Check Their Privilege!

02 December 2016 05:59 - by Jonathan Ferguson

It seems privileged metropolitan latte-sipping aliens have a problem with the equally privileged double standards of mundane down-to-earth Earthling types.

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Male/Female Sex Ratios and Neurodiversity Revisited (1/2)

Male/Female Sex Ratios and Neurodiversity Revisited (1/2)

02 December 2016 05:58 - by Jonathan Mitchell

One of the hot topics in autism lately has been skepticism over the reported ratio of autism in males versus females. Ever since autism was first described, an approximately 4:1 male:female ratio has been reported. This started with Kanner’s initial paper with eight boys and three girls and Asperger’s first paper which had four boys […]

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A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best

A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best

30 November 2016 05:31 - by rfreed

In a bow to our supposed new President I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he does best in order to express myself properly to those who elected him. This letter, this message, this fatal death rattle is intended for those who brought him to power, to those who so […]

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Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

29 November 2016 06:00 - by Swan Morrison

Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’ said a spokesman for the activists, ‘but advice from our legal team confirms that many Brexit voters may be guilty of […]

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Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

29 November 2016 05:59 - by Kilroy

“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….” NOTE FROM WALLACE: We wanted to publish more, but we were advised not to.

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Quick Updates on FREE Ebook Offer… & Youtube Channel!

Quick Updates on FREE Ebook Offer… & Youtube Channel!

26 November 2016 08:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

Just a quick reminder that today, Saturday 26 Nov, is the last day of this FREE ebook offer! https://www.amazon.com/Graveyard-Pieties-Snapshots-Patriarchal-Conceits-ebook/dp/B01DOQC9WS Secondly, I am going to have a NEW Youtube account soon. All the old stuff will be ported over, along with some fresh material! I’ll keep you posted. Watch this space! Wallace *** The first volume […]

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Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadiz Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers

Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadiz Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers

26 November 2016 05:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

Asylum seeking is not a matter of mere individual self-interest; rather, it should serve the greater good of society and the economy. So, I think if we’re going to have asylum seekers, we need to ensure that any asylum seekers with covert neoliberal and capitalist sympathies should be purged. Lily Allen recently did a good […]

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Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker

Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker

25 November 2016 05:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

The unelectable Sanders didn’t get the Democratic nomination, the electable HRC didn’t get elected, and the bizarre Donald is now leader. But what about the allegedly unelectable 80s socialist leader from across the pond, who is now leading the Labour Party? Here’s a bit of a blast from the past. *** Jeremy Corbyn has been […]

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Fellow Asperger’s People: ‘Society’ Owes You Nothing

Fellow Asperger’s People: ‘Society’ Owes You Nothing

25 November 2016 04:59 - by Jonathan Ferguson

Here, I am quoting some of my tweets from November 14, 2016. You can probably guess what facets of my identity motivate these tweets. If you have autism, ‘Society’ owes you nothing!

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Google’s Daydream View Brings VR Home

Google’s Daydream View Brings VR Home

23 November 2016 07:53 - by Dexter Sinistri

While there is a plethora of Virtual Reality (VR) headsets on the market, the new light, comfortable and stylish Daydream View by Google feels like a game changer. None of the previous headsets have quite hit the sweet spot in terms of price, comfort and usability, to make VR experiences accessible to the mass market. […]

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5 Day Free Ebook Offer! Graveyard of the Pieties (Amazon)

5 Day Free Ebook Offer! Graveyard of the Pieties (Amazon)

23 November 2016 05:10 - by Wallace Runnymede

From November 22 to November 26 2016 my ebook Graveyard of the Pieties is available 100% free on Amazon! Three stories which are rather more ‘literary’ than many of my stories in fake news outlets. Lots of room for deep philosophical reflection on the part of thoughtful readers! However, the stories are very immediate and […]

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Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

23 November 2016 12:01 - by Kilroy

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Music, Politics, Strange People7 Comments

4K Glossy News PODCAST 070 (11-14-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 070 (11-14-16)

22 November 2016 01:44 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with an insider’s perspective on how a TV pilot is shot, specifically “Rules for Dudes” produced by Jack Talbert. The November 21st podcast focuses on my day on set shooting the pilot for “Rules for Dudes” produced by Jack Talbert, starring Russ Garwood and Laura Hunter, supported by a huge […]

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The Elite Players in World Poker

The Elite Players in World Poker

20 November 2016 08:57 - by Dexter Sinistri

It’s no secret that there is a lot of fun to be had with casino games. But the fun only usually comes if you are betting responsibly and getting skilled enough to get to win some games. Whether you’re playing blackjack with coins, roulette with chips or Bitcoin slots, you’ll always want to increase your stack. […]

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Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020

Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020

20 November 2016 08:12 - by Tim Jones

In the off chance you’ve been in a coma the past few weeks, I have some unsettling news. You might want to sit down. Donald Trump is our new President-Elect. Please, put down that sharp object. As denial about this shocking outcome gives way to anger, then depression and finally acceptance, pundits are deeply divided […]

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