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28 February 2015 02:59 - by Mr TM
President Obama is concerned at the harsh stigma attached to militants of the Islamic State. So he has some wise words for the more narrow-minded citizens, who take a merely partisan approach towards the Islamic State… Now let me say this. The Islamic State, ISIS, ISIL, call it what you will (perhaps apart from the […]
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27 February 2015 04:27 - by Thaniel Davis
Las Vegas, NV—Christopher Nicholas Kratsas is not your typical Greek American. He comes from a long line of family members that desperately tried to embrace America by reversing Greek stereotypes. Unfortunately for the Kratsas family, this task was made more difficult as they unintentionally brought something with them- other than a prominent unibrow- on their […]
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26 February 2015 04:29 - by rfreed
The news came across the wires of a huge protest in Moscow, right on Red Square. Really??!!!! Are the Russian masses finally rallying up against the ex-KGB man who has reinvented Czarism in a modern form? Is the second great Russian revolution finally taking form? No. False alarm. Go ahead and go back to whatever […]
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25 February 2015 04:23 - by Octocorn
Baltimore, MD. — In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA. The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday, commenced with the new tradition of “Hail NAAAA.” When reporters tried to reach out to […]
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25 February 2015 12:17 - by Dexter Sinistri
I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next guy, but a 1.5 mile race over dirt where the athlete’s cutoff age is three years old is probably not my cup of toffee. Promoters are shameless, predicting no shortage of competitors for the top prize. As a parent, I’m disgusted, but for $800,000 I […]
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24 February 2015 03:30 - by Thaniel Davis
Boise, ID—Lifeguard Brian McKearney broke a YMCA lifeguarding record today. “I’m on top of the world,” he said while being carried away to the employee’s lounge on the shoulders of his fellow aquatic guardians. McKearney could be heard yelling over the explosion of bursting Champaign corks, “Hasselhoff ain’t got nothing on me.”
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23 February 2015 06:38 - by Karen Onegin
Melbourne born software Developer Mike Pearce has thwarted government plans to impose mandatory data retention for all Australian citizens by fundamentally changing the way the internet works. Australian PM, Tony Abbott is currently being accused of bullying the opposition and scaring the Australian people into submission with his new data retention plan. The plan is […]
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23 February 2015 03:18 - by Dexter Sinistri
If there are two things Kentucky is famous for, and there is not, it’s Fried Chicken and the annual horse race watched, it is believed, by spectators. But once again the specter of steroids in sports has reared it’s ugly head and stomped it’s hoof twice for “yes”. Long shot filly Knobs At Hand is […]
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22 February 2015 01:52 - by Dexter Sinistri
According to latest sports reports, the number of teams winning this week was once again equal to the number of teams losing. The odds of the same number of teams winning as losing over the entirety of history is impossible according to some, or based on the words of others, completely predictable. In fact checking […]
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21 February 2015 03:57 - by rfreed
Glossy News has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to […]
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20 February 2015 03:50 - by Mr TM
Here we go again… and again… and AGAIN™… NaHum-ism National Humanitarianism, or NaHum-ism, is what happens when the petty, cruel, vicious, tearful, artificial boundaries that wantonly and cruelly constrain the human spirit are broken down and annihilated with an iron fist. For, I have sworn an eternal and undying oath, (naturally, one purely context-dependent and […]
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19 February 2015 07:42 - by Mr TM
Over here in Euroweenie land, they say about the Hitler-Stalin pact: “Les extrêmes se touchent.” …Or in Universal Anglo-Esperanto, to wit, the King James of Jesus, Rush Limbaugh, John Kerry and other notable figures (-ish): “Opposites meet.” So it’s only fair that I let Julian™ give me this sexy little number… A leak of the […]
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17 February 2015 03:00 - by Mr TM
I’m going to list for you all the Tory politicians I admire and respect and who I think fully deserve to be UK PM… … … … … … Um… never mind. Here are a few more candidates anyway. Benito Mussolini: Flamboyant Prima Donna, Invented Postmodernism. (Borders = Arbitrary Incommensurable Wittgensteinian Bourgeois-Social Constructs).
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16 February 2015 03:52 - by Mr TM
The objective media has been slandering Mr TM for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates…
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15 February 2015 05:32 - by Brian K. White
There are those who quake in their boots at the thought of upsetting sweaty North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. We are not among them. Thumbing our noses is the least of what we’re doing. Unlike “The Interview” ours will be a non-stop biting satire. We’re not focused primarily on the American’s involvement, but almost […]
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15 February 2015 03:30 - by Thaniel Davis
Paleontologists working in Southern France have discovered pictographs they estimate were placed around 10,000 B.C. The primitive drawings depict what appears to be two Neanderthal males copulating. Lead scientist Dr. Lance Hollingsworth said, “I usually don’t get involved in politics, but clearly these cave drawing prove that homosexual relationships predate the ten commandments.”
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