Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter

Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter

29 June 2016 06:00 - by Tim Jones

[Author’s Note: Glossy News’ Tim Jones was granted an exclusive interview with Donald Trump. He asked the Republican presidential nominee how he could still be running neck and neck with Hillary Clinton despite his repeated instances of inflammatory rhetoric and offensive remarks.] Glossy News: Good afternoon, Mr. Trump. Thank you for agreeing to meet with […]

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The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business

The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business

28 June 2016 05:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

The referendum result has already been known for a while in the UK. The economy has taken a hit, for now. Both sides have behaved appallingly. Remain have commonly characterized their opponents as embittered, bigoted, resentful, uneducated, flag-waving morons. Leave have often claimed that Remain voters, in turn, are treacherous, smug, complacent, middle and upper class Islington […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 049 (6-27-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 049 (6-27-16)

27 June 2016 02:51 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with so much more killer stuff from the show. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the May 16th edition. * Deep Analytics: Why […]

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BREAKING NEWS: USA Votes to Leave North America

BREAKING NEWS: USA Votes to Leave North America

25 June 2016 04:52 - by Tim Jones

(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily by Donald Trump and his vocal supporters, citizens went to the polls yesterday, and in one of the closest margins […]

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Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)

25 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

So, is Red Ken actually trans-Jewish after all? Let’s see what me old China has to say. Eh! Tell yer what lad, that’s well nice! Eh! Ah think Ah could actually be a trans-Jewish meself, cos, yer know, know what Ah mean, me ‘as ad a nice WELL GOOD bagel the other day in the […]

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Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)

24 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’ Is Ken really Jewish? Nigel Farage comments: Well, it does seem that this excuse really is destined to join the hallowed […]

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Joshua plans to unify heavyweight division ahead of Breazeale fight

Joshua plans to unify heavyweight division ahead of Breazeale fight

23 June 2016 08:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Ahead of his first title defence of his IBF heavyweight belt, Anthony Joshua has revealed plans to unify the heavyweight division, despite his relative inexperience in the sport. Never lacking in confidence, Joshua believes that he can reach far greater heights in the world of boxing, with the former Olympic gold medallist holding a perfect […]

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The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

22 June 2016 07:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to leave Europe. No matter how the vote goes, I can safely say to our […]

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Referendum shock tactics

Referendum shock tactics

21 June 2016 11:46 - by Dexter Sinistri

It started as a Conservative party election promise – if we voted them in, we could have our say on EU membership. Well, we did vote them in and now it’s finally going to happen. On Thursday 23rd May the UK will go to the polls for a monumental referendum on whether or not we […]

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Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We!)

Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We!)

21 June 2016 05:51 - by Wallace Runnymede

The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability… Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought. But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is killing his own people, WE can’t just sit there!!! Look, WE made a few mistakes […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition!

4K Glossy News PODCAST 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition!

20 June 2016 01:54 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again and this week it’s all about musical satirist Roy Zimmerman! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 20th edition, but really, it’s all about […]

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Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

19 June 2016 06:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/ken-livingstone-faces-music-home-affairs-select-committee/ Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah ain’t got no time for this here sneaky Tory bollocks, innit!

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Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse!

Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse!

18 June 2016 05:51 - by Wallace Runnymede

In a recent article, Justin Raimondo of Antiwar wrote about notable neocon intellectual and prominent thought-leadership advocate Max Boot’s comments on Trump: apparently, he would prefer to vote for Stalin than Donald Trump. (So, at least he doesn’t believe in so-called ‘moral equivalence.’ He’s being a good neocon, then!) I have no idea what Boot […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 047 (6-13-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 047 (6-13-16)

15 June 2016 03:49 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with more great joking around and fun stuff. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 13th, 2016 edition. * CD & Game […]

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What Will YOU Do?

What Will YOU Do?

13 June 2016 07:32 - by Wallace Runnymede

Live your life as though everything you did Was eternally decisive. Live as though the survival and destruction of Daesh and of all Daeshis Depended upon you, and upon you alone.

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Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)

12 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging the fear of God into the besuffered little children who are coming unto them, rather than into full […]

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