Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate

Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate

28 September 2016 06:09 - by Jenny Corvette

On Wednesday Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed this new conspiracy theory about his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton: that she drooled all the way through Monday’s debate. “Didn’t notice at 1st,” he tweeted, “Crooked Hillary drooled all over herself @ debate. I scare her BIGLY Probably had seizure. Sad!”

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What is Done and What Isn’t Done: All’s Painful in Love & Politics

What is Done and What Isn’t Done: All’s Painful in Love & Politics

28 September 2016 05:52 - by Jonathan Ferguson

In life, I don’t regret what I have actually done, half as much as I’ve regretted what I didn’t do when I had the chance, or what I did do, but did in a way that was omitting to do something very important. This is a truth that functions on many levels. One wise person […]

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Pokemon-Go Craze Puts U.S. Elections in Doubt

Pokemon-Go Craze Puts U.S. Elections in Doubt

27 September 2016 06:29 - by Dan Geddes

NEW YORK – The incredibly addictive Pokemon-Go app, which has sent countless millions of people out into the world to stare at their cell phones more than ever, has now put the U.S. Presidential elections in doubt. Current CNN polls show that voter turnout will be at an all-time low (17%) as millions of registered […]

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How do sports stars prepare for their big games?

How do sports stars prepare for their big games?

27 September 2016 05:42 - by Dexter Sinistri

Even if you have any special preparations you make before taking to the court or the pitch, or habits that just mustn’t be broken, you can rest assured that elite sportspeople can almost certainly out-do you when it comes to these too. So even if you insist on lacing up your left boot first or […]

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The 5 Most Successful Female Poker Players In The World

The 5 Most Successful Female Poker Players In The World

27 September 2016 02:49 - by Dexter Sinistri

Although poker remains a male-dominated game, there’s no denying that women are slowly beginning to participate and, more importantly, win. With the World Series of Poker event approaching, we thought we’d take a look at some of the top female poker players in the world! Vanessa Selbst As the best female professional poker player ever […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 062 (9-26-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 062 (9-26-16)

26 September 2016 02:45 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 26th, 2016 edition. […]

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The End of America? PURE EVIL Barack Hussein Obama Regime is Coming for Your Polaroid Sunglasses!!!

The End of America? PURE EVIL Barack Hussein Obama Regime is Coming for Your Polaroid Sunglasses!!!

25 September 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

The wicked depravity of the evil, dictatorial socialist regime of Barack Hussein Obama knows no bounds. If you’ve been reading the news recently, we’re pretty sure you won’t have heard jack shit about the recent plot to confiscate your Polaroid sunglasses! Why? Because the PURE EVIL ESTABLISHMENT MSM haven’t said a single word about it! Any […]

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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

25 September 2016 05:29 - by Swan Morrison

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump’s supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters in the UK. The disorder is triggered by often justifiable anger about a person or […]

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Inflammatory Gary Johnson & Bill Weld Video: Secret Transcript Leak

Inflammatory Gary Johnson & Bill Weld Video: Secret Transcript Leak

24 September 2016 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Libertarian POTUS 2016 hopefuls Gary Johnson and Bill Weld have recently done a revamp of their recent edgy campaign video. This hilarious inept video makeover hasn’t been released yet; but the new video does contain the edgy guitar instrumentals of David Bowie’s ‘Never Get Old’. It also contains the following highly ‘provocative’ dialogue…

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NFL’S Revised Injury Report Replaces Probable with Questionable

NFL’S Revised Injury Report Replaces Probable with Questionable

23 September 2016 04:08 - by Dexter Sinistri

The NFL cannot win this year. Every step they have taken to make notable changes in the game has attracted repercussions of one form or another, many times distracting from conversations about NFL betting lines and odds, instead raising questions about the competence of those in charge. There haven’t been nearly as many voices opposing […]

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Points scoring on tragedy attention

Points scoring on tragedy attention

23 September 2016 05:29 - by Chris Worfolk

There was no #JeSuisPakistan hash tag. People did not pray for them. The media did not cover the story. Nobody cared, because the victims of the bombing were brown. The event was simply ignored. Other than it being the lead story on BBC News of course. What we did get to experience, was a torrent […]

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An Ode to the Daily Mash

An Ode to the Daily Mash

22 September 2016 05:27 - by Chris Worfolk

Some people have claimed that the reason cults find it so difficult to get a grip in Britain is because we do not take anything seriously. Any topic, no matter how serious, is turned into a sarcastic joke. For example, here are some people mocking the deaths of tens of millions of people: I am […]

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Casino King Donald Trump Would Ban Online Casinos as President for ‘Not Being Classy Enough’

Casino King Donald Trump Would Ban Online Casinos as President for ‘Not Being Classy Enough’

21 September 2016 05:14 - by Brian K. White

Millionaire Donald J. Trump may have come from humble beginnings as the son of a wealthy real estate tycoon, but he made his name as a brash and powerful casino magnate. But if there’s one thing he can’t abide, especially as president, it’s anyone else cutting into what he consider his business. At a rally […]

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Former NFL Player Smoked Marijuana before Games

Former NFL Player Smoked Marijuana before Games

21 September 2016 12:13 - by Dexter Sinistri

The use of marijuana by NFL players as an aid to deal with the pain they go through has been in the news for the past couple of years as players and former players are asking the league to review it drug policy. A few days ago, Eben Britton, who played in the NFL for […]

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 061 (9-19-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 061 (9-19-16)

19 September 2016 11:11 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 19th, 2016 edition. […]

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Idiot’s Guide to Disconnecting from AOL (This Article is for You!)

Idiot’s Guide to Disconnecting from AOL (This Article is for You!)

17 September 2016 06:06 - by Brian K. White

If you are looking to disconnect your AOL service, we will be more than happy to help you. Before you disconnect your service, however, we would like you to try just a few of the following troubleshot tips to see if we can correct your problems. Please remember you can also use our help pages […]

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