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Ayatollah Khamenei Offers Citizenship and Villas to Boebert and Greene

Tehran, Iran (Al Jazeera). In an unusual bid to appease and distract protestors, particularly young Iranian females, who have taken to the streets to mourn the death of Masha Amini (a young woman who was arrested last week and who died…

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We are so proud to be Mussolinis

Salt Lake City, UT (AP). It might be recalled that in the early stages of the 2016 presidential campaign, concerns about the disaster that Trump would wreak on the party were raising alarms among the Republican faithful. At first, he…

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Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again

•           Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? •           It’s fake news YOU can live without me. •           YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. •           Forever looking for the right woman,…

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Trump Declares 2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him

(Vice Presidential candidate Ivanka Trump says Stop The Steal) Former President Donald Trump says the 2024 Presidential election has already been stolen from him and that the upcoming vote should be overturned in his favor. Trump, in a case of…

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Community Stages Effort To Stop Alcoholic Tool & Die Maker From Exploring Vegan Lifestyle

Grant County, Wisconsin.  Despite pleas from family and local community members who were tremendously concerned about his mental, emotional, and physical well-being, Craig Lane, 44, made the hard-core decision last Sunday to put an immediate end to his daily consumption of…

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Donald Trump Corrects Record About January 6

Donald Trump has claimed that leading the January 6 mob was a missed opportunity for him to serve his country and give back. “I was never allowed to partake in military service. They say it was bad feet. No, it…

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My Fight with the Scale

I’m warning you. Do not purchase smart appliances. First, I bought a smart refrigerator. That was okay, it reminded me when I needed milk, or eggs, or something else. The mistake was buying a smart scale. Now they have both…

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‘Throwing Calculus Textbook At Doppelganger Not Best Decision,’ Says Frustrated Undergraduate Attending Summer Session

Central Iowa.  20-year-old Roger Lansky, an undergraduate student currently attending Summer Session at Loran University, confessed last week that his act of throwing a 458-page Calculus textbook at a doppelganger hiding in the wall behind him may not have been…

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College Graduate With Education Degree Can’t Wait To Be Overwhelmed By Horrible Students, ‘Impossible-To-Satisfy’ Parents, And Corrupt Administrators Next Fall

La Crosse, Wisconsin.  Having recently completed an intensely strenuous amount of coursework that thoroughly burned him out and almost deprived him of his will to keep living, Jeremy Mathews, 24, confessed at his graduation party in late June that he…

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Another Case Of Wild Polio Reported In East Africa

Mozambique has become the latest African country to report a new case of wild polio. For this country, this is the first reported case in three decades. Mozambique Confirms Rare Case Of Polio Mozambique this week confirmed that it has…

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