Cardiology surgery
Posted in Human Interest

EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!

God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…

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Serpent fable allegory
Posted in Top Stories

Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon…

Glossy News Satire has plenty of funny poems from our talented satirists and comedians, but we also welcome the odd serious poem, even if it’s not exactly our staple content. Here are a few examples of the very best poetry…

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Coffee versus heroin
Posted in Education Health Politics

NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!

A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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People crowd audience
Posted in Opinion/Editorial

The Time Hollywood Was AFRAID of Black People!

Believe it or not, there was a time in Hollywood comedies where the greatest fear of white people was to run into a group of black people. Because in Hollywood’s eyes, the only thing a group of black people hanging…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Science Technology
Posted in Serious Commentary

12 Fields That Were Impacted by Technology in Interesting Ways

It’s easy to see the impact of technology all around us. Just take a short walk outside and look around – you’ll probably see countless examples without even trying. But these are just the obvious ones. There is a lot…

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Furious
Posted in Politics Society World News

‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface, otherwise known as the self-proclaimed Duchess…

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American jail
Posted in Crime Society

Teacher Accused of MURDERING Entire 3rd-Grade Class! Guess How She Makes Bail…

Miranda Jensen, a third-grade teacher at Middlebette Elementary School, has been in court the past few weeks, due to allegations involving her slaughtered third-grade class. She has been in holding since the 2nd of May and continues to deny any…

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Politics Corruption
Posted in Biz News Politics

Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators

Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Religionism

PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology

After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…

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Royal king monarch emperor sovereign tyrant
Posted in Society Top Stories

REVOLUTION! (By Richard Seltzer)

Once there was a kingdom where the farmers were unhappy, the tradesmen were unhappy, the soldiers were unhappy, and even the king himself was unhappy. The farmers blamed it on the tradesmen. The tradesmen blamed it on the soldiers. The…

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Breasts story
Posted in Human Interest Society

Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)

Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…

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Jez Corbyn Labour
Posted in Politics World News

“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”

Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:…

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Naughty restaurant rats
Posted in World News

Trump’s Hair of the American Dog!

In the comical, 2017 Pixar cartoon Ratatouille, a culinarily skilled Rat turns a clumsy and lowly restaurant garbage boy into a master Chef. To everyone, from the kitchen staff to the restaurant’s guest, Alfredo Linguini displays the dexterity and talent…

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Hannity Fox News
Posted in Top Stories

BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!

In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…

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Waiter disaster
Posted in Human Interest

Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)

Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…

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Devin Nunes Republican Party
Posted in Politics

CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture

As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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Silly funny frog
Posted in Top Stories

Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times

Naughty Mr Pelican A funny old bird is the pelican His beak holds more than his belican He can take in his beak enough food for a week I’m damned if I know how the helican A Marriage of Inconvenience…

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Posted in Politics

REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness

A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!

Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…

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Titanic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!

You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…

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Posted in Society

The Resurgence of Witchdoctors in the U.S. Healthcare System

If you are a donkey, i.e. an ass, then you likely wish the United States would just get on with the universal healthcare. If you are an elephant, which is Latin for the hole of an ass, then you probably…

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Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

EPIC TRUMPISMS! (P.S. Welcome Richard Seltzer… Please Share!) ;)

1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…

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Tequila
Posted in Music Politics

QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!

Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered,  I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…

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Gaming
Posted in General Interest

Best Games to Look Forward to in 2020!

Gaming is one of the few industries which has been witnessing rapid growth ever since its existence. Games have taken unmeasurable giant leaps from tiny 8bit games to games that have a universe of their own. The endless possibilities in…

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casino chips
Posted in Biz News Top Stories

How to Maximize Pokie Winnings

While online casinos are not permitted to operate from New Zealand soil, it’s perfectly legal for New Zealanders to participate in online casino gambling activities with offshore online casino operators. This gives Kiwi gamblers access to some of the best…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics Top Stories

Glossy News Exclusive: Plans for Trump National “Library” Already Underway

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Las Vegas vs. Macau: How They Compare? Breaking News: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump EPIC TRUMPISMS! (P.S. Welcome Richard Selzer…… My Spirited Defense of Donald Trump Official Letters…

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World Wide Web
Posted in General Interest

The Truth About DIY SEO

The Truth About DIY SEO So, you have an online website and you want to get more sales in or expand your online presence. Great! Welcome aboard and welcome to the online entrepreneur club. Now that you have your site…

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