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What can you bet on in the Super Bowl?

It’s that time of year again when sports fans gather for the annual extravaganza that is the Super Bowl. This year, there’s an added element to the entertainment thanks to the widespread legalization of sports betting, which means that more…

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Posted in Environment Making Headlines Politics Science & Technologizzy Technology Top Stories

National Weather Service Issues Rare Shitter Warning

Washington, DC- On Friday night, Louis W. Uccellini, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Assistant Administrator for Weather Services(NOAAA for WS), and Director of the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a rare warning on Shitter, predicting heavy Virtual Shit Storms for all social media platforms on Saturday.

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What’s Next on Glossy News?

We’re always bringing you some of the funniest and most thought-provoking satire and comedy out there! But what’s next on Glossy News Satire?

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Posted in Human Interest Serious Commentary

When TRUE Love Waits? Addicts Need Care, Not Reckless Eroticism

True love always desires the blessedness of the other, and does not carelessly harm oneself and the one one loves in order to somehow avert harm. Someone who lacks the patience to be a friend to someone they care about in their darkest hour will never have the commitment to show an even deeper love.

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Posted in Serious Commentary Travel

The Shadow Side of the Greatest of Canyons

The National Park Service celebrates the 100th anniversary of its existence this year with record numbers of people flocking to its lands to experience their majesty. The NPS has successfully set aside and safeguarded many of the natural features of…

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Site Renovation and Improvement for 2020 (IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!) :)

Dear Glossy News readers, writers and advertisers, thanks so much for making our amazing non-partisan satire site what it is today!

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