Life…

Life…

27 January 2015 03:15 - by rfreed

Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. Life- The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to. Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again. Life- A pain in the ass that doesn’t limit itself to just that area. Life- A journey […]

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A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (2/2)

A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (2/2)

26 January 2015 03:53 - by Mr TM

Previously, as a non-Muslim, I raised the question of the distinction between a living letter and prophet, and a dead letter and prophet. And I’m not so much attempting to intrude from the outside of Islam, to set a “program” or “plan” for the religion… But I am raising some questions that are fairly broad […]

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A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (1/2)

A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (1/2)

25 January 2015 03:03 - by Mr TM

Disclaimer: This is less “humorous” than my usual work (apart from some cheeky memes!), but is not intended as “po-faced” or “solemn.” I’m not suggesting a program or plan for Muslims or non-Muslims, satirists or non-satirists. I’m mainly trying to clarify my own thoughts to myself, posing some very current questions; hoping some individuals, (whoever […]

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Scott Stapp Forced to Sell Beloved Olive Garden Memorabilia

Scott Stapp Forced to Sell Beloved Olive Garden Memorabilia

24 January 2015 02:57 - by It's a Cat

Orlando, Florida – Following a costly divorce, ongoing drug addiction and malicious hacker attacks to his bank accounts, Creed’s lead singer, Scott Stapp, who was once worth as much as 30 million dollars, is now flat broke and homeless. Stapp’s money woes are so bad that he has been forced to liquidate antiques, memorabilia and […]

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Fan Donations to the NFL on the Rise

Fan Donations to the NFL on the Rise

23 January 2015 02:48 - by Dan Geddes

NEW YORK – Many American football fans may not realize that the National Football League (NFL) is not a corporation, but a tax-exempt organization. Recently some real die-hard fans have been donating money to their beloved NFL, even though their donations are not tax-deductible. “Football is my life,” says Wayne Smetsky of Green Bay, Wisconsin, […]

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You Too Can Look Like a Real Hotshot – Just Follow These 5 Easy Steps!

You Too Can Look Like a Real Hotshot – Just Follow These 5 Easy Steps!

22 January 2015 02:48 - by Maria Khodorkovsky

Whether you’ve been invited to speak at an upcoming conference, gotten the green light from a hard-to-reach publisher, or secured a coveted spot on your company’s “About Us” page, the professional bio will be a critical component of how you appear to the public. Unfortunately, many people are completely at sea when it comes to […]

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One Direction Alters Name in Honor of Extinct Restaurant Chain

One Direction Alters Name in Honor of Extinct Restaurant Chain

21 January 2015 02:08 - by It's a Cat

New York City – “Olive Garden you light up my tummy like nobody else, The way your breadsticks are buttered gets me overwhelmed, When I’m docile and out of pounds it ain’t hard to tell, You don’t go, Oh, oh, You always know your baskets full” These are lyrics from the band’s newest song “What […]

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UK: No, Not All Anti-Fascists Are Equal

UK: No, Not All Anti-Fascists Are Equal

20 January 2015 05:57 - by Mr TM

Unparliamentary Fanaticism The tragic fact is that in the United Kingdom, as in many other countries, there is a fascist presence. However, fascist parties are fringe organizations; not least in terms of their electoral power. Yes… over here, it is not merely “bad dinner party conversation” for goose-stepping eagle-polishers to talk about their BNP or […]

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Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test

Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test

20 January 2015 12:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro entered the American major league with the Seattle Mariners in 2001, Ichiro has been a […]

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Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream

Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream

19 January 2015 02:46 - by Tim Jones

On January 19th, this nation will celebrate Martin Luther King Day. The iconic civil rights leader would have been 86 this year. On a swelteringly hot day in August 1963, Reverend King delivered one of the greatest oratories in American history – his famously inspiring “I have a dream” speech, which he delivered from the […]

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Super Best Technological Advancement in Making of Online Website

Super Best Technological Advancement in Making of Online Website

19 January 2015 12:01 - by Dexter Sinistri

It was only after the internet came into light as a big roar that online websites started to grow like mushrooms after rain. Previously used by academia since the 1980s, it was only by the 1990s that the commercialization of the internet came as an international network resulting in its popularization and fusion into almost […]

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“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC

“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC

18 January 2015 02:55 - by Dink the Shrink

Seattle, WA-Local employees were abuzz yesterday when something unexpected happened. A good looking guy sporting a smooth beard and one of those cool knit Beanie hats strolled in to order some extra crispy. “This doesn’t happen here, it just doesn’t,” says Juanita Lopez, who has been manager at the local KFC for almost 3 years. […]

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BUSTED! GlossyNews.com Faked Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack to Cash In on Expanded Readership

BUSTED! GlossyNews.com Faked Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack to Cash In on Expanded Readership

17 January 2015 02:54 - by Deerf

“Absolutely despicable!” stated loyal Glossy fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. “I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!” After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie Hebdo’s sales go into the stratosphere when their new issue came out only two weeks […]

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The Latest Personality Type Indicator Will Shock You

The Latest Personality Type Indicator Will Shock You

16 January 2015 02:44 - by Maria Khodorkovsky

As outlined in the Breyers-Griggs Universal Spectrum® (BoGUS®) Statement of Aims and Objectives, the purpose of the popular personality test is two-fold: 1. To assist people in better understanding themselves, including their personal preferences, strengths and weaknesses, and scope of interests; and 2. To provide employers with resources to inform key decisions in areas such […]

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Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why

Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why

15 January 2015 06:09 - by Brian K. White

Time Magazine has a great article about Mitt Romney, and how his third (and final?) attempt at running for office will be no better than before. On the early morning of Election 2012 I ran an article entitled “Obama WILL Win Today, And Here’s Why” and I was blasted by conservative friends for it.

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George Zimmerman Loses Guns, Gains 2003 Ford F-350

George Zimmerman Loses Guns, Gains 2003 Ford F-350

15 January 2015 02:44 - by Dave Norton

George Zimmerman, best known for shooting and killing the unarmed 17 year-old African-American Trayvon Martin, was back in a Seminole County Courthouse this week, having been arrested for and summarily convicted of aggravated assault for allegedly throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. As part of his sentence, the judge ordered Zimmerman to surrender any […]

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