Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

21 August 2017 06:55 - by Wallace Runnymede

Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia… By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State.

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Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (One)

Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (One)

21 August 2017 06:54 - by Brian K. White

Trump made a bold statement on 8/15/17 regarding infrastructure, jobs, taxes, and literally ANYTHING other than the attack that took place over the weekend. Reporters pushed, but Trump in traditional fashion refused entirely to address them like actual adults, which is par for his course… triple mulligan. NOTE FROM WALLACE: This is the ‘nasty woman’ […]

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The ‘Moral Equivalence’ Meme After Charlottesville: An Explosion of Satire

The ‘Moral Equivalence’ Meme After Charlottesville: An Explosion of Satire

21 August 2017 06:50 - by Editorials and Announcements

Donald Trump has been widely condemned for his comments on Charlottesville. Many have argued that he was failing to make appropriate moral distinctions between the Nazis and the counter-protestors. While such criticisms have themselves been subject to pushback, his words remain highly controversial at best. Here are a few satire stories, both from Glossy News […]

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Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?

Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?

20 August 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Satire World is a controversial site: but this article does raise a serious point. If you remove statues of Confederate slavers, where do you draw the line? Many of the Founding Fathers were slavers. Next stop Mount Rushmore? Or… To Mount Rushmore and beyond?! What if it turned out some other public figures were wifebeaters? Or […]

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Free Weekend Satire Book Deal (19-20 August 2017): Anti-SJW Novel

Free Weekend Satire Book Deal (19-20 August 2017): Anti-SJW Novel

19 August 2017 06:40 - by Wallace Runnymede

One of my satire books is 100% FREE Saturday and Sunday, 19-20 August! Catch it now. Feel free to share, tell your friends, or even drop a review! Feedback, advice and collaboration: wallacerunnymede@gmail.com *** The Great Flâneur Narrative is a disturbing and hilarious read for those who are sick to the back teeth of pretentious, […]

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A Friedmanite Fancy: Freedom of Speech & Servitude of Speech

A Friedmanite Fancy: Freedom of Speech & Servitude of Speech

18 August 2017 06:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

You can either have hate speech laws or you can have freedom of speech, but you can’t have both. You can either have historical negationism laws or you can have freedom of speech, but you can’t have both. You can either have barbarism or civilization, but you can’t have both!

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Trump blames Alt Left for Cross Dressed Statues

Trump blames Alt Left for Cross Dressed Statues

17 August 2017 07:00 - by Jenny Corvette

An angry and mentally battered President Trump condemned the Alt-Left for vandalizing Confederate Statues in several cities overnight; including dressing one up in a pink bra and layered skirt.

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Donald Trump Blames ‘Divisive Alt-Left Troublemakers’ for Nazi Atrocities

Donald Trump Blames ‘Divisive Alt-Left Troublemakers’ for Nazi Atrocities

17 August 2017 06:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hot on the heels of his recent condemnation of the Alt-Left’s perceived role in Charlottesville, crossed-dressed statues and (via Comrade Saruman) the great Minas Tirith massacre in Tolkien’s equally imaginary fantasy fairyland of Gondor… The Donald is now playing a time-traveling role. This time, he has advocated a less divisive and partisan stance on the […]

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Chapter 14: Mexican Roulette (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 14: Mexican Roulette (Honest Adolph Volume III)

17 August 2017 06:55 - by Wallace Runnymede

Palmer Miller leered at Jesse Chavez. “Ya see this fuckin’ hand, Chico?” he smirked. Jesse scowled and batted it away.

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Saruman Channels Trump: ‘The Elves and Sauron are Just as Bad as Each Other’

Saruman Channels Trump: ‘The Elves and Sauron are Just as Bad as Each Other’

16 August 2017 06:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pale male master wizard and leader of the Free World Saruman the White has recently come out swinging about the shameless partisanship of the recent Minas Tirith massacre. Look, everybody… He says in his sardonic Somerset drawl: There’s a lot of hate in this country. It didn’t start with Lord Sauron, and it didn’t start […]

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Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

16 August 2017 06:55 - by Wallace Runnymede

Occident, Evening Lands, Seething Swamp A Splendid Virtue’s Master Shall Arise.

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Racism? Bourgeois, All Too Bourgeois

Racism? Bourgeois, All Too Bourgeois

16 August 2017 06:50 - by One Tongue Johnny

Middle class racism is not one whit less prevalent or less pernicious than working class racism. It is merely more subtle, more decent, more refined, more… respectable. Working class racists will say ‘Bloody Pakis coming here, taking our jobs, raping our women.’ Middle class racists will say ‘International Community will not bow to an ungovernable […]

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