12 Fields That Were Impacted by Technology in Interesting Ways
12 Fields That Were Impacted by Technology in Interesting Ways It’s easy to see the impact of technology all around us. Just take a short walk outside and look around – you’ll probably see countless examples without even trying. But…
‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface, otherwise known as the self-proclaimed Duchess…
Teacher Accused of MURDERING Entire 3rd-Grade Class! Guess How She Makes Bail…
Miranda Jensen, a third-grade teacher at Middlebette Elementary School, has been in court the past few weeks, due to allegations involving her slaughtered third-grade class. She has been in holding since the 2nd of May and continues to deny any…
Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators
Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…
PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology
After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…
REVOLUTION! (By Richard Seltzer)
Once there was a kingdom where the farmers were unhappy, the tradesmen were unhappy, the soldiers were unhappy, and even the king himself was unhappy. The farmers blamed it on the tradesmen. The tradesmen blamed it on the soldiers. The…
Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)
Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…
“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”
Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:…
Trump’s Hair of the American Dog!
In the comical, 2017 Pixar cartoon Ratatouille, a culinarily skilled Rat turns a clumsy and lowly restaurant garbage boy into a master Chef. To everyone, from the kitchen staff to the restaurant’s guest, Alfredo Linguini displays the dexterity and talent…
BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!
In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…
Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)
Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…
CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture
As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…
Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)
Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…
Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times
Naughty Mr Pelican A funny old bird is the pelican His beak holds more than his belican He can take in his beak enough food for a week I’m damned if I know how the helican A Marriage of Inconvenience…
REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness
A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!
Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…
German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!
You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…
The Resurgence of Witchdoctors in the U.S. Healthcare System
If you are a donkey, i.e. an ass, then you likely wish the United States would just get on with the universal healthcare. If you are an elephant, which is Latin for the hole of an ass, then you probably…
EPIC TRUMPISMS! (P.S. Welcome Richard Selzer… Please Share!) ;)
1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…
QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!
Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered, I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…
Best Games to Look Forward to in 2020!
Gaming is one of the few industries which has been witnessing rapid growth ever since its existence. Games have taken unmeasurable giant leaps from tiny 8bit games to games that have a universe of their own. The endless possibilities in…
How to Maximize Pokie Winnings
While online casinos are not permitted to operate from New Zealand soil, it’s perfectly legal for New Zealanders to participate in online casino gambling activities with offshore online casino operators. This gives Kiwi gamblers access to some of the best…
Glossy News Exclusive: Plans for Trump National “Library” Already Underway
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The Truth About DIY SEO
The Truth About DIY SEO So, you have an online website and you want to get more sales in or expand your online presence. Great! Welcome aboard and welcome to the online entrepreneur club. Now that you have your site…
What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…
The Technical Details of Bitcoin Transactions: How these Transactions are Processed?
Do you want to know what exactly happens when you send Bitcoin payment to your colleague or an employee? First of all, you must know that Bitcoin is composed of two important pieces i.e. a Blockchain and nodes. In the…
Kleptocrat Playsets (Batteries not Included)
Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist. “The clownish incompetence, the superhuman feats of narcissism, the shameless, pathological lying—Mr. Trump and Mr. Johnson share these traits as populist…
NASTY TRUMP CARTOONS! Make the People Laugh… BIGLY!!! :P
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here are some more funny cartoons from Up Chuck! INTELLECTUALS AND ANTI-INTELLECTUALS It takes a whole school to…. never mind. GOD AND/OR THE DEVIL? Who is God, and what is he really like??? FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE…
CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or conservative media are saying……
Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!
Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…
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