Donald's Dystopia
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The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)

ED: Welcome to exciting new Glossy News Satire humor head Matthew Pickner! Bring it on home! With this past week’s news of the Trump Administration’s proposed mandate to fashion all new federal buildings in the classical style, here’s a speculative Trump “refashioning” of L’Enfant’s…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)
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Want to Know how to Become a Legend in the Dating Scene? Bingo is the Answer

Source: Pexels When you think of the smoothest, slickest, most sexually attractive celebrities on the planet, do you ever ponder whether they’d look even better with a bingo dauber in hand? Imagine icons like Brad Pitt or Margot Robbie screaming…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Want to Know how to Become a Legend in the Dating Scene? Bingo is the Answer
Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina.  He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

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Posted in Politics

GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0

114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
Wallace Runnymede
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BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!

A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!
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Alternative Valentine’s Day Odes from Trimjay (ED: NSFW!)

ED: Welcome, Trimjay! This is his first post. Not for the easily offended… I mean like, jussayin. I’m single this year… Roses are beautiful,Often they’re red.But you’re fat and uglyAnd I wish you were dead. Roses are redBut she’s got…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Alternative Valentine’s Day Odes from Trimjay (ED: NSFW!)