As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already- Here Are More Trump Memes!!!!!!!!!

As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already- Here Are More Trump Memes!!!!!!!!!

28 February 2017 05:01 - by rfreed

Repeat after me: We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing. Read the following memes. We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing Are you bored yet? We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing.    

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On the Importance of Being an Asshole

On the Importance of Being an Asshole

27 February 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

After deciding one day not to be such an asshole I found myself with a lot more time on my hands. I had spent all my life being told, “If you weren’t such an asshole things would be a lot better around here.” It was something I’d heard over and over again. In the end, I was […]

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The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love

The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love

27 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Having bad experiences with love (or at least towards the end of love) can lead to a certain ‘defensive’ tendency. Whether your love ended through your own shortcomings, or through the failings of another, there is no need to put up this ‘wall.’ The point is not to be for or against it.

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Pillory and Paddle

Pillory and Paddle

26 February 2017 05:04 - by Tom Skulldaney

There is a politician who is universally disliked except by the people who keep sending her back to the House of Representatives. Please don’t do that anymore. If you feel that strongly about the woman keep her at home. She is the only person who ever made me truly regret having given up on the […]

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My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

25 February 2017 08:29 - by Tim Jones

Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go ahead and finish texting LOL to your friend Brad. Don’t forget the smiley face emoticon. Your text is far more […]

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Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?

Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?

25 February 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

The ‘economic individualism/economic collectivism’ dichotomy is so idiotic, I wish it could be binned, preferably along with those who propagate it. Welfare and the NHS, designed to relieve and alleviate the suffering of real people, rather than of meaningless abstractions, are much less ‘collectivist’ concerns than the Tory veneration of ‘the economy’ and ‘the national […]

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Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?

Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?

25 February 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

Suppose I told you this was the result of a conversation I had with a dear friend? Let’s call her Fatima. Suppose that, however, were only a pretext for a dialogue I imagined myself? Never mind. One way or another, we are here… And we are here now. *** ONE TONGUE JOHNNY: It’s interesting that […]

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STOP THE TYRANNY OF FACTS! Check Your Privilege, and STOP VIOLATING MY INTUITIONS

STOP THE TYRANNY OF FACTS! Check Your Privilege, and STOP VIOLATING MY INTUITIONS

25 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

As I just commented to some friends on Facebook about this HORRIBLE article… We have to do something about the plague of #altliterarycritique! We truly are in a post-Derridean age, where arbitrary social constructs just don’t matter any more, and anyone can just push their so-called FACTS on us without expecting some sort of radical […]

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Demagoonery

Demagoonery

24 February 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

If demagoguery plays to our prejudices and fears, then demagoonery adds our gullibility and a dearth of honest information to the mix. Here’s an example: During Obama’s second term the stock market did a little 50 point dipsy doodle. One side blasted out, “Market Tumbles in Response to Obama Economic Disaster.” The other side said, […]

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NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration

NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration

24 February 2017 04:59 - by J.B. Riggs

A panel of experts unveiled seven earth-sized planets only 235,145,014,927,344 miles from Earth (where we live), three of which may posses the proper conditions for Pokemon. This is only the latest milestone in an ongoing search to identify alien governments that may be more willing to fund NASA’s budget than the U.S. government. “It’s immensely […]

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Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen

Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen

22 February 2017 05:02 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, as Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him an opportunity to say where people in the UK are going wrong: Now listen. […]

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Fighting Hate with Hate

Fighting Hate with Hate

22 February 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

I recently got a bad headache and had to lie down. It snuck up on me while I was researching the word fascist. The reason for my interest in fascism was Yvette Felarca. She’s a special kind of crazy. People who take things way too far are either deeply admired or deeply despised. Yvette feels […]

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New MIT lab wants to cure autism

New MIT lab wants to cure autism

22 February 2017 05:00 - by Jonathan Mitchell

In the occasionally some news is good news department, Gadfly is happy to report that there’s a new kid on the block, a new lab at MIT started with a private donation, that has expressed a desire to find a cure and prevention for autism. Hock Tan and Lisa Yang, parents of two autistic children […]

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Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook The World.

Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook The World.

21 February 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

It was almost 50 years ago that the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York, just preceding the famous ‘Summer of Love’ of 1968. Having humble beginnings, it played first in a disco way off Broadway, the actors greeting and ushering people in before performing.

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“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism

“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism

20 February 2017 09:22 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Experts discover that American politicians, pundits, and journalists frequently say “That’s not appropriate” when they really mean, “I want to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them for doing that.” Leslie Montague, psychologist at Pick Your Brains Medical Center in Scranton, began researching the euphemism when she saw CNN correspondent Jim […]

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One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’

One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’

20 February 2017 06:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Glossy News is a non-partisan satire site. But even a co-editor is entitled to express one’s view on divisive issues, once in a while. I’m going down soon to the ‘One Day Without Us’ event in Leeds. Make sure you go too, if you are interested in this issue. Here are some tweets to get […]

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