Dynasty’s End? The ‘Annus Horribilis’ of Hill & Bill Clinton

Dynasty’s End? The ‘Annus Horribilis’ of Hill & Bill Clinton

16 January 2017 05:17 - by Chris Vila

One of  the many unfortunate outcomes of 2016 is the denial of influence rendered to one Bill Clinton. Riding #IMWITHHER were many odd bedfellows. The Clinton Foundation, and her sister Clinton Global Initiative, had raised untold millions, right up until Election Day, from the Gulf States and military contractors like Lockheed Martin Marrieta. With the election upset, lawsuits […]

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Hot Out of the Oven – New Donald Trump Memes!

15 January 2017 05:58 - by rfreed

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Hillary Wears Pantsuit to Beaver Shot Showdown

Hillary Wears Pantsuit to Beaver Shot Showdown

14 January 2017 05:43 - by Tom Skulldaney

Hillary was once again embarrassed by a Trump. But this time it was Melania. The gamey Mrs. Clinton accepted the challenge but was woefully unprepared to compete with the lovely Mrs. Trump who was dressed in a beautiful ensemble of a low cut, blue cashmere sweater over a knee length pleated white skirt. Melania had been […]

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Glossy News Accused of Balanced, Factually Accurate Reporting

Glossy News Accused of Balanced, Factually Accurate Reporting

14 January 2017 05:21 - by Swan Morrison

The government and media have angrily accused Glossy News of publishing well researched, balanced and factually accurate articles. ‘This is a total disgrace,’ passionately screamed a representative of the National Union of Journalists. ‘Glossy News is respected for its spoof news stories. We expect fake news from its writers. Some of what it’s publishing now […]

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How Bologna is REALLY made (the truth!) [VIDEO]

How Bologna is REALLY made (the truth!) [VIDEO]

13 January 2017 05:34 - by Brian K. White

You love bologna, but you never really thought about what it’s made out of. The answers will surely surprise and shock you, and if they don’t, you may be the strongest person alive. Playlist of How It’s REALLY Made Videos Transcript The Meat Bologna is one of America’s favorite foods, but how they make it […]

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How Mountain Dew is REALLY Made [VIDEO]

How Mountain Dew is REALLY Made [VIDEO]

13 January 2017 05:30 - by Brian K. White

Mountain Dew is the Appalachian vitamin drink, but how do they really make it? The answer may very well surprise you, but it’s not that bad. You’ll see, it’s pretty good and pretty much safe. Playlist of How It’s REALLY Made Videos Transcript Mountain Dew beloved for its healing properties, is a popular beverage but […]

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Introducing Brian’s ‘How It’s Made’ Funny Dub Series!

Introducing Brian’s ‘How It’s Made’ Funny Dub Series!

12 January 2017 05:55 - by Editorials and Announcements

Tomorrow, we’re going to see TWO funny new ‘How It’s Made’ videos from Glossy News webmaster Brian K. White. This is Brian’s Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra

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Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)

Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)

12 January 2017 05:54 - by Wallace Runnymede

Last time: TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge. JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them? The story continues: TRUMP: The Jews control Israel! But you’re not allowed to talk about it! Donald… […]

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Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

12 January 2017 05:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic conspiracy theory. TAPPER: Mr Trump, do you actually believe the Jews control Israel?

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More Contentious Donald Trump Policies

More Contentious Donald Trump Policies

11 January 2017 06:27 - by Glossy News Brainstormers

Here are the latest harebrained policy suggestions from Donald Trump. Make America Ridiculous Again! *** 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings! 2. Shut down X Factor. Don’t you think we’ve had enough of this crap by now?! 3. Women who have vaginas should be punished.

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There is Nothing More Natural than Appealing to What is Natural

There is Nothing More Natural than Appealing to What is Natural

11 January 2017 05:55 - by Jonathan Ferguson

Nothing morally consequential follows from ‘the natural.’ There is nothing ‘unnatural’ about mass atrocities, wifebeating, gay-bashing, anti-disabled sentiment, racism, or dying of a heroin overdose.

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Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire

Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire

11 January 2017 05:36 - by Wallace Runnymede

Raping in the Name of: Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire Leaves Potential Sex Offenders Shaking Their Dicks!!! Not so long ago, I spoke about my not so intimate encounter with the Hyde Park Trots in Leeds, Yorkshire.

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Glossy News Book Showcase 6: Tim Jones’s YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time

Glossy News Book Showcase 6: Tim Jones’s YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time

10 January 2017 06:00 - by Dexter Sinistri

YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time is available for purchase as a paperback book or as an ebook at fine retailers everywhere, as well as a few shady outlets I would never set foot in.

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Glossy News Book Showcase 5: Benjamin Cain’s ‘God Decays’

Glossy News Book Showcase 5: Benjamin Cain’s ‘God Decays’

10 January 2017 05:59 - by Dexter Sinistri

Howard Rhodes, an NSA cryptanalyst, engineered the zombie apocalypse. So said the President of the United States in his shocking final address to the nation, which served as the American epitaph. Four years later, the old world is in ruins and is stalked by the living dead. Many survivors keep journals to record their travails […]

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Glossy News Book Showcase 4: Laurie Calhoun’s We Kill Because We Can!

Glossy News Book Showcase 4: Laurie Calhoun’s We Kill Because We Can!

10 January 2017 05:58 - by Dexter Sinistri

NOTE FROM WALLACE: I am here reproducing some quotes relating to Laurie’s book. I have edited the following text from an existing promotional text. What people are saying about We Kill Because We Can:

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Glossy News Book Showcase Returns Tomorrow!

Glossy News Book Showcase Returns Tomorrow!

09 January 2017 06:05 - by Editorials and Announcements

Not long ago, we had our first Glossy News ebook showcase (although strictly speaking, printed books are OK too!) Swan Morrison’s Judgment Day Rfreed’s 9/12/01 (also serialized at Glossy News)

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