Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

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Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison.

Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted as a common felon, or some would say, a tax evader… er, protester!

Will the unicorn be willing to asserve thee (sic!), or abide by thy crib?

Poor old Kent is now making up his lonesome crib in hellfire; or if not that, at least one of the wilder, more wackadoodliest echelons of the $cientologist Hubbosphere!

Watch out for them goddamn freight trains, Kent!

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OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!

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We all know that racism is nothing new in human history!

But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is?

Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from the Democrats. But in order to understand this a little better, why don’t we take a quick hop back to the 19th century?

In a little known incident of the period, the Prime Minister William Gladstone made the following cutting witticism about the renowned African-American slavery abolitionist Frederick Douglass: Read more OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers! ›

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Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!

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After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa.

But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little Mix. Let’s give it all up (and how!) for ‘S/O 2 Mein Ex!’

Make sure you click on for more! I promise you are not going to regret it…

Much.
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Unbelievable Scoop! Gripping New Lead in Khashoggi Case (What Does Erdogan Know?!)

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The recent Jamal Khashoggi disaster has fired the imagination of backward, primitive theocrats and freedom loving individualists alike.

The Turkish government are apparently very upset a Saudi journalist was dismembered and murdered in the Saudi embassy.

The Saudi government are also not best pleased about innocent people getting cut up and mutilated (make of that what you will!)

However, steamy allegations have now surfaced about the flamboyantly controversial Turkish regime.

Not since the fashionable swishy cloaked clerics of 80s Tehran has the Islamic world seen such a kaleidoscopic explosion of diversity:

FGMs, beheading, stonings, and what have you.

But what really happened to Khashoggi?

A secret video may just have the answer…

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Researchers Discover why Republicans are Evil and Democrats are Cowards

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Dateline: MIT—With the election of Donald Trump as president, Republicans have chosen to wear their evil on their sleeves, although the GOP’s social Darwinism, warmongering and shameless, hypocritical idolatry have been palpable since Ronald Reagan created his bizarre coalition of libertarians and evangelical Christians.
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NEW Trump Cartoons! Definitely NOT Fake News! (Or Counterfeit Pictures!)

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Welcome to our funny new Cartoonist, Up Chuck!

First of all, we have an important question:

Can a Narcissist Ever Get the Love he Needs?!

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