Posted in War Zone World News

Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!

FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…

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Posted in Politics

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Voters to Presidential Candidates: “Get Back to Work… You’re a Year Early!”

Everywhere, USA- Fresh of the heels of the first round of debates among Democratic Presidential hopefuls, and the “official” launch of President Donald Trumps re-election campaign, it appears the 2020 Presidential Campaign is in full swing. On the Democratic side,…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay

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Posted in Video News

Best vs Weirdest Hot Dog Tastes

What are the weirdest hot dogs? Which ones will make you gag? Can you spot the veggie sausage among the meat? We answer these questions and more! Don’t forget to subscribe to the Mad Mad Monkey Men Youtube Channel! :)

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GOP
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Senate Republicans Blame Dems for Failed Budget Negotiations with White House

Washington, DC- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lashed out at Senate Democrats today, after his fellow Republicans failed to reach an agreement on a long term military funding bill with White House negotiators, resulting in a reported physical altercation…

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Posted in Politics

Hot Off The Press… Oops, Census Citizenship Question Remains!

Washington, DC- Fresh off a Supreme Court ruling which temporarily banned a citizenship question from appearing on the 2020 Census, U.S. Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross confirmed to members of the media on Tuesday that the government printing presses had…

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President Putin
Posted in Politics Top Stories War Zone

SPACE PIRATE PUTIN Dumps Nuclear Treaty with America… Trump Buzzing, Whole World Fuzzing!

Moscow, RU- On Wednesday, rugged Russian President and self-styled hyper-masculine space pirate Vladimir Putin signed a bill that officially withdrew Russia from the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (IRNFoT); bringing to an end, the end of the Cold War. It…

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Busan Korea
Posted in Music Politics Top Stories

JEONGMAL! Stans Sigh, Bumbling “BTS Buttigieg” Sharpens His Korean

Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg revealed today that he had learned the Korean language to better enjoy the music of K-pop sensations BTS. The South Bend, Indiana, mayor attended a recent concert, part of the group’s “Love Yourself” world tour,…

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Toilet
Posted in Entertainment Politics

RUSH LIMBAUGH BLUNDER! “Drinking Toilet Water a Step Up For Migrants… & it Tastes Great!

Palm Beach, FL- Conservative firebrand and longtime hate addict, Rush Limbaugh, managed to get the attention of non-right wing extremists on Tuesday, when he made a series of potentially racist comments regarding a congress woman, and detainees housed at a…

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Satan Devil
Posted in Top Stories World News

HHS Offers APOCALYPTIC Warning… John Bolton’s Opioids About to Wear Off!

The end of the world is nigh, and there’s nothing you can do about it! The Antichrist is among us, and we’ve not got much time… How so? Well, read on to find out more! Pretty sure the mainstream media…

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Trump Pence
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

James Cameron Announces “New” New Terminator Movie

Wairarapa, New Zealand- On Thursday, famed filmmaker and professional submarine pilot James Cameron announced plans to reboot his Terminator franchise, after rabid fan boys pushed back against the trailer of his long awaited sequel to T2: Judgement Day, Terminator: Dark…

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Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

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Posted in Top Stories War Zone

Iran to US: “Thanks for the New Drone Tech!”

Washington, DC- On Thursday evening, moments before he was to order an air strike against Iran, President Donald Trump received a letter of thanks from the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, for sharing the latest in American drone technology, after…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

More Fucking LIES: President Denies His Re-Election Campaign Started in 2017!!!

Orlando, FL- The script read almost exactly the same… minus the “rapists.” The expired, irrelevant chants of “Lock her up,” rang out from the frenzied mob, blissfully unconcerned by the absolute silliness of the scene. They had waited for days…

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Posted in Human Interest Society Top Stories

Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow

Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…

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Harriet Tubman note
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Mnuchin Passes on Tubman, Offers Trump as Compromise for New $20

Washington, DC- On Thursday, Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin, announced he had scrapped plans to release an updated $20 bill featuring the likeness of famed American abolitionist Harriet Tubman, sighting security issues with the design. The new bill had…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

WTF?! Trump Fox & “Fiends” Interview Goes Off the Rails on a Crazy Train!

Washington, DC- On Friday, during a wild interview with Fox and Fiends host Ainsley Earhardt, President Donald Trump openly challenged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to begin Articles of Impeachment, repeatedly challenged the House Speaker’s “manhood,” discussed the Art of the…

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Business leader
Posted in Biz News World News

FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!

Unlawful north of the M1 Michael Howard hiss-a-like and non-porcine-coke-snorting metrosexual career shitstirrer Michael Gove has just had his hopes of a stellar career at the very pinnacle of the UK political class cruelly dashed, after yet another ill-advised rant…

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Iran
Posted in War Zone World News

T-Rex & Me: & a Naughty Missile Conspiracy in Iran!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Glossy News (pop us a like here!) has been buzzing over the whole controversial missile attack that widely loathed ‘old school conservatives’ (neocon warmongers) Mike “Manky Mike” Pompeo and John “Armchair Johnny” Bolton are conveniently attributing to…

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