AG Barr Tested By President on Shitter Laments- “1000 more Shits… and I’m f*cking through.”
“The President showed restraint immediately following the rare Shit from his AG, posting 79 additional Shit’s regarding open and active cases. He capped off his morning finger exercises with this Shit directed specifically at Barr.”
OFFENSIVE POEM Only True Yorkshire Fawk Will WELL Understand! 😉
SPOILER: Just intercollegiate bantz from a rival graduate, dunt take it raet serious like! 😉 There once was some guys from Leeds BeckettOo ‘as want t be raet smart then sez ‘Feck it!’‘Em got raet cheap student beerAn’ made MEEEEEEMES all…
The New Trump Republic!
With this past week’s news of the Trump Administration’s proposed mandate to fashion all new federal buildings in the classical style, here’s a speculative Trump “refashioning” of L’Enfant’s axial plan… Hail Supreme Leader! EDITOR’S PICK: MORE DONALD! All about the spuds! Must be a…
Want to Know how to Become a Legend in the Dating Scene? Bingo is the Answer
Source: Pexels When you think of the smoothest, slickest, most sexually attractive celebrities on the planet, do you ever ponder whether they’d look even better with a bingo dauber in hand? Imagine icons like Brad Pitt or Margot Robbie screaming…
TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!
After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina. Â He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…
GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
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