Posted in Politics

What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were left without their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy

The Technical Details of Bitcoin Transactions: How these Transactions are Processed?

Do you want to know what exactly happens when you send Bitcoin payment to your colleague or an employee? First of all, you must know that Bitcoin is composed of two important pieces i.e. a Blockchain and nodes. In the…

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Posted in Top Stories

Kleptocrat Playsets (Batteries not Included)

Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist. “The clownish incompetence, the superhuman feats of narcissism, the shameless, pathological lying—Mr. Trump and Mr. Johnson share these traits as populist…

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Posted in Comics

NASTY TRUMP CARTOONS! Make the People Laugh… BIGLY!!! :P

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here are some more funny cartoons from Up Chuck! INTELLECTUALS AND ANTI-INTELLECTUALS It takes a whole school to…. never mind. GOD AND/OR THE DEVIL? Who is God, and what is he really like??? FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE…

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Posted in Politics World News

CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!

We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation o disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or conservative media are saying……

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!

Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Tucker Carlson Versus the Girl Scouts of America

New York, (Fox News) Tucker Carlson as a guest on Fox and Friends doubled down on his rant on the hoax that is called “White Supremacy” by asking: If it is such a problem where are the Goose Steppers, Brown…

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Posted in Biz News

Is Video Game Exclusivity A Toxic Practice?

This past year has shown nothing but turmoil within the online video game community, from developers not being shy of criticism to developers like Bioware simply not caring about the quality of the games they put out. However, one recent…

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Posted in Biz News Music

The Earth’s BILLIONAIRES Record/Remake Michael Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ (A VERY DIFFERENT VERSION!)

Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics War Zone

PEACE IN OUR TIME! Biden Peace Plan Out-Trumps Trump

Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…

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Posted in Politics

Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND

August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen suggested…

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Posted in Health Religionism

Okra Flow Yoga™ Brings Enlightened Movement to the Deep South – & Beyond!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: WELCOME DEBORAH! I spread my sticky mat on the faux-hardwood floor of Greenville Baptist Church’s community room, taking in the energy of the place. Aromas from last night’s potluck linger: cabbage, meatloaf, onions.  There’s a low buzz…

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Posted in World News

The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey

The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? BORIS OR BUST? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

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Posted in Society

Problem Gambling Campaign Creator Takes Issue with Warwick Findings

A recent study by Warwick University, which claims that the When the Fun stops, Stop campaign was not doing what it was intended to do, but was instead achieving the exact opposite of the desired results has seen some push…

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Posted in Video News

The Mad Mad Monkey Men Challenge: How Many Can You Comment on in a Day?!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian’s kids are doing really well with these videos! And there are going to be a few more video articles over time; you can encourage them by commenting and sharing, both on Glossy News and in particular,…

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Posted in Biz News

Ways to Make Money You Might Not Have Heard Of!

Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…

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Posted in Society

All Fall Down: the Redneck Wanderer’s Song of Raw Feet

Now as Ah climb up the mound on the pillar of dreams Ah can see many things they just ain’t as they seem! We got a strong leader with an army behind The people are in misery yet he’s like…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)

Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…

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Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics

TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Neoconservatives
Posted in Science War Zone

Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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Swastika
Posted in Health Society

HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!

Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

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Posted in Entertainment Strange People

Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Posted in Politics

Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

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Posted in Politics

Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

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Posted in Music World News

Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

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Posted in Comics World News

“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…

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