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A Majority of Americans Would Rather Repeatedly Shove Flaming Chopsticks in Their Ears than Hear the Words “President Howie”

HAMDEN, CT— Quinnipiac University released a poll early this morning showing that over 80% of Americans wouldn’t be comfortable with a President named Howie. The study, conducted in the wake of Howie Hawkins’ nomination as the Green Party’s candidate for…

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Washington Redskins to be Renamed Rainbow-Farting-Unicorns

In a controversial move deisgned to appease the nation’s vegan transgender vaping atheists and left-handed male feminist pastafarian apache helicopters, the Washington Redskins have agreed to rename their team to the more politically correct Fedex-Farting-Unicorns. Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins,…

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PASTORS ARE PEOPLE, TOO

NOTE TO READER: Recently, I had the following email exchange from a troubled minister of the Lord. He begged me not to reveal his identity. I solemnly vowed to honor his anonymity.  His name is Reverend Jimmy Buttski from Swineberg,…

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5 Tools Needed for Your Roof Repair Roofing Tool List:

5 Must-Have Roofing Tools for Your Roof Before beginning any type of project, you need to make sure you’re prepared. Roofing projects are no exception. If you’re planning to take on this endeavor yourself, you’ll have to gather the correct…

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New NFL Rules Require All Players to Remain Two Meters Apart

With the football season set to make its long-awaited return, the NFL has announced a number of radical changes which will come into effect from early September. Protective measures have been put in place to ensure that players are unable to…

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Prophetic Bible School Civics Test: A Civics Final Exam Response from the Year 2000

[Last Section – 20 points] Choose one essay prompt and respond to it thoroughly and correctly after you     have turned in the multiple-choice part of the test: 1)      Detail the impeachment process, important during this last Clinton term, and critique…

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“Age of Nefarious” from the Boomer Musical “Hair”: New Lyrics for Covid-19’s Target Group:

Age of NefariousAs Boomers greet a seventh span,The notion strikes woman and man:With Covid-19 lurking to bury us,The wheel’s turned from Aquarius.This is the dawning of the Age of Nefarious,The Age of Nefarious.Nefarious!Nefarious! Harmony and understanding,Sympathy and trust disbanding,A world…

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Essential Cruise Universe: Cruising Toward the Future”

ESSENTIAL CRUISE UNIVERSE* CRUISING TOWARD THE FUTURE: E.C.U. Will Take You to a Place You Can Only Imagine                                                                                                               * New Name Dear Cruise Veteran:                 We at Essential Cruise Universe wanted to float our name change by loyal…

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Barr’s Secret Police Identified as Unemployed Walmart Security Guards

Washington DC (WAPO) Dismayed by the May jobs report and the unabated protests outside the White House, Administration Spokesperson, Kay (I need to get…) leighed MagaNinny announced yesterday that Attorney Generalissimo William Barf, Economic Guru Supremo Kevin Hassbeen and Walmart…

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How to Become the Best Online Player?

The most popular entertainment activity in today’s modern world is online gaming. More and more people are expressing their interest in this particular activity just because it offers you so much more than just playing one game. The online world…

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