President Trump
Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years??? (PINNED POPULAR STORY!)

ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Televangelism
Posted in Politics Religionism

“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

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Man crying
Posted in Science Society

WARNING! WARNING! INCELS REACH ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!

You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…

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lounge house
Posted in Biz News

Digital Platforms and Technologies Are Transforming the Interior Design Industry

Digital platforms and technologies are transforming almost every business. Innovative technologies now allow you to play casino games in online casinos, such as fortunejackpots.com. Designing a room has been in effect since the prehistoric cultural age. Since then, it has…

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AI
Posted in Society Technology World News

Facebook Announces it Will be Closing its Doors Cos… All Facebook Accounts are FAKE ANYWAY!

Over the past six months, Facebook has removed over 3.2 billion fake accounts, following the 3 billion it removed in the six months before that. Today, they’ll be closing their doors for good because, as Suckerburger or Zuchiniburg (or whatever)…

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Irish pub Guiness
Posted in Human Interest

Finnegan Died

Finnegan Died (On the occasion of the closing of Thee Coffee House, San Angelo, Texas, and the assemblage of its nostalgic friends, many of whom hadn’t been around for months. November 28, 1970). Finnegan died, as people do every once…

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basketball
Posted in Sports

Kyrie Irving’s Find and Replace Speech

Kyrie Irving endeared himself to the Brooklyn Nets’ fans in his bow at the Barclays Center with an emotional speech. The point guard completed a move to the franchise in the off-season after two underwhelming years with the Boston Celtics….

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State of Kentucky
Posted in Politics

SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!

When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…

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Tory Brexit
Posted in Serious Commentary

The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!

As Spaffer Johnson continue to reel and giddy-up in his inimitably flamboyant manner, I still wonder sometimes if May was set up. Hard to prove it either way. Still, it’s almost as if the boy’s club might have come to…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Devil’s Advocate I: Evangelical Derangement Syndrome? In Praise of an Unpraisable Group

WELCOME TO OUR OCCASIONAL SERIES, DEVIL’S ADVOCATE! CONTROVERSIAL AND UNUSUAL PIECES TO BE FOUND HERE. IT’S AN OPEN TALKING SHOP, FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE ANY OF YOUR OWN VIEWS TO THIS SERIES! Devil’s advocate time, for want of a better…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?

During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…

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Platypus of Truth
Posted in Serious Commentary

Madness and Outness: A Warlock’s Brew of Bantz an’ Rantz!

A SNARKY MESSAGE TO ALL YOU RACE-OBSESSED WHITE SUPREMACIST NUTBALLS AND SNOWFLAKES OUT THERE😉 All these utterly unhinged white supremacists are spreading hysteria about the supposed threat of a ‘great replacement’ aka ‘white genocide.’ Well, they are being very silly!…

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Posted in Top Stories

DANGER! MONEY! SEX! US Government Agency Has Immediate Need For An ISIS INFORMANT!

DANGER! MONEY! SEX! US Government Agency Has Immediate Need For An ISIS INFORMANT! No Experience Necessary! Will Train! Qualifications: Rudimentary knowledge of Islam. Former prison snitches highly desirable. Must have survived numerous attempts on life. Can endure countless hours of…

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Love
Posted in Top Stories

Has Art REALLY Lost its Power to Change the World???

THE ROOT OF OUR SELF-ESTEEM CRISIS TODAY ❤️🙂 Here’s one very valuable lesson I’ve had the privilege to learn and to work through: the reason people find it impossible to love themselves nowadays is because they are not taught to love…

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Income savings
Posted in Serious Commentary

Bad Money Saving Habits and How to Get Rid Of Them

“Money makes the world go around” is a very common saying. And to certain extent it is true. Just like how they say that money can’t buy you happiness. This is true, but we have to admit that most of…

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islamic state
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…

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Tories
Posted in Music Politics World News

Bojo BOMBS with Wurzels Parody! Click Here to See What He Sang!

After Stormzy’s epic ‘fuck Boris’ musical chairs rant, and a rather ineffective response by the Great Man of History himself, the Master of the Universe is finally back on fine form! Over the course of his world propaganda tour of…

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President Trump
Posted in Politics Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment

Washington, DC-  On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…

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Posted in Politics

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Female Orthodontists are Tough Lawrence!

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell on a recent episode of his program the Last Word, dismissed the President’s veiled reiterated threat of the military, police and Bikers for Trump rising up in force to support him in the event of his removal…

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Zombies
Posted in Strange People

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!

Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…

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Virtual reality
Posted in Science & Technologizzy

Virtual Technology Impact on Entertainment Sector

These days, people spend a lot of time and money on video games, cinema, music concerts, social networks and amusement parks. With the advancement in technologies, the entertainment sector has seen an increase in Virtual Reality based entertainment. Incorporation of…

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Posted in Biz News Politics World News

World Leaders Bizarrely Riding Out Scandals Instead of Taking Up Better Jobs

Feature image source: Pixabay It has been a dark time across the world in recent weeks, with some of our biggest global leaders facing a stormy, bleak and tumultuous period. However, that’s enough about the bad weather, as our ‘top…

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Chinese dragon
Posted in Top Stories

NEW BOOK! CATCH IT HERE FIRST! Chinese Box: Memories of Shandong & Jerusalem

I would like to thank Sad Press for letting me previously publish Moses À Outrance and Birl Forever or Burn Forever in ‘Centrifugue.’ Some of the other material here can be found in my Patreon or on Glossy News. However,…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

ALPINE FANCIES! (Strange Splinters from a Celtic Carpenter…)

Speak for Those Who Judge You Feel Presumption (The Mountain Clown) All this being said, we’ve had enough of these secondary sources, and second-hand opinions. Now we will let him speak for himself. Face value: Now I know what manner…

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Cardiology surgery
Posted in Human Interest

EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!

God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…

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Serpent fable allegory
Posted in Top Stories

Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon…

Glossy News Satire has plenty of funny poems from our talented satirists and comedians, but we also welcome the odd serious poem, even if it’s not exactly our staple content. Here are a few examples of the very best poetry…

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Coffee versus heroin
Posted in Education Health Politics

NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!

A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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People crowd audience
Posted in Opinion/Editorial

The Time Hollywood Was AFRAID of Black People!

Believe it or not, there was a time in Hollywood comedies where the greatest fear of white people was to run into a group of black people. Because in Hollywood’s eyes, the only thing a group of black people hanging…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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