Finnegan Died
Finnegan Died (On the occasion of the closing of Thee Coffee House, San Angelo, Texas, and the assemblage of its nostalgic friends, many of whom hadn’t been around for months. November 28, 1970). Finnegan died, as people do every once…
Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years????
ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…
Kyrie Irving’s Find and Replace Speech
Kyrie Irving endeared himself to the Brooklyn Nets’ fans in his bow at the Barclays Center with an emotional speech. The point guard completed a move to the franchise in the off-season after two underwhelming years with the Boston Celtics….
“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…
SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!
When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…
The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!
As Spaffer Johnson continue to reel and giddy-up in his inimitably flamboyant manner, I still wonder sometimes if May was set up. Hard to prove it either way. Still, it’s almost as if the boy’s club might have come to…
