Offering “Thoughts And Prayers” To Shooting Victims Just Don’t Fly No More. Here’s Why-

Offering “Thoughts And Prayers” To Shooting Victims Just Don’t Fly No More. Here’s Why-

19 February 2018 07:00 - by rfreed

The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers, when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties, has finally run its course. The public at large now sees these expressions as statements without any real substance or […]

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Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking

Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking

18 February 2018 07:00 - by Dexter Sinistri

Pat Jacobs, a long-time critic of LGBTQ proponents, chose to silence xer YouTube channel last year to go undercover to see how the so-called “Gay Conversion” clinics actually operate. What xhe found may shock you to your very core, or not, depending on if you know anything about these places.

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New Incentives and Rewards Scheme Coming Soon!

New Incentives and Rewards Scheme Coming Soon!

16 February 2018 07:30 - by Editorials and Announcements

Although I have been writing and otherwise helping out here for a while, I have held the formal position of sub-editor since January 2017; apart from a brief hiatus at the beginning of 2018, I’ve been here ever since!

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But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (4/4)

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (4/4)

16 February 2018 04:23 - by Wallace Runnymede

Kult-App Cultural appropriation is when a dominant and imperialistic culture steals the culture of another culture or sub-culture, without acknowledging it. Y’know, like the Quran ‘helpfully borrowing’ stories from Jews and Christians.

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But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)

16 February 2018 03:46 - by Wallace Runnymede

Self-Diagnosis What is self-diagnosis?

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Ashes to Diamonds: A Keepsake to Consider For your Departed Loved Ones

Ashes to Diamonds: A Keepsake to Consider For your Departed Loved Ones

16 February 2018 03:00 - by Dexter Sinistri

A cremation diamond ring as an everlasting tribute

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But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (2/4)

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (2/4)

15 February 2018 01:46 - by Wallace Runnymede

Manspreading You are not oppressed because you get manspreaded against. (What the hell does that even mean, anyway?!)

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But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (1/4)

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (1/4)

15 February 2018 01:29 - by Wallace Runnymede

One of the big debates in politics, journalism and social activism is always going to be… Priorities.

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7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

15 February 2018 01:14 - by Wallace Runnymede

Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself.

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Dissertation: How to Manage a Writing Process in 30-Mins a Day

Dissertation: How to Manage a Writing Process in 30-Mins a Day

15 February 2018 01:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

Writing a dissertation is a huge stress for any student. It is probably one of the hardest works you get during the whole period in university or college. Why? It has a lot of language, grammar, spelling, research, analysis, and analytical issues.

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North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling

North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling

15 February 2018 08:45 - by Swan Morrison

Alarming new intelligence has linked North Korea to the upsurge in UK cycling.

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Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

14 February 2018 08:33 - by Editorials and Announcements

Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie. This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone! And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month.

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North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

13 February 2018 07:13 - by rfreed

Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un to forgo his nuclear rants with his Anglo doppelganger in the U.S. conquistador seat of […]

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Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

13 February 2018 07:10 - by Stephen Philip Druce

North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised all his country’s face shavers to donate their razor expenditure to the nuclear programme instead

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How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

13 February 2018 07:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

When you use your PC or laptop for a long time you always notice that it starts slowing down; some operations lead to errors, and the performance is less smooth. Most users think that it is OK, and it is just because of the age of the device.

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Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!

Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!

11 February 2018 12:14 - by One Tongue Johnny

White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’ 

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