Conspiracy Theorist Denies Olive Oil is Extra Virgin

Conspiracy Theorist Denies Olive Oil is Extra Virgin

29 March 2015 04:10 - by Dan Geddes

NEW YORK – Guido da Vinci had always wondered how there could so much extra virgin olive oil in supermarkets across the world. “I mean wherever I went in the world, I could find extra virgin olive oil. A lot of it. Finally, I thought: how could this be?” “So I did some research on […]

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College Student Sues Toyota For Tinnitus

College Student Sues Toyota For Tinnitus

28 March 2015 03:10 - by Thaniel D

Stevens Point, Wisconsin—Tinnitus is a condition that causes a ringing in the ears. Nearly 1 out of every 10 Americans suffer from tinnitus. Though severity of the noise is on a case-by-case basis, tinnitus has been known to cause people to go insane. The internal ringing gets so bad, people have jumped to their deaths […]

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Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (2/2)

Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (2/2)

27 March 2015 03:17 - by Mr TM

Earlier, President Obama introduced his plan to expand the International Community. He briefly and compassionately considered Palestine, Vatican City, the future Greater Israel, China, Japan, Russia, EU, India… But none of them meet the high standards of the Global Village Patriarchs.

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Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (1/2)

Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (1/2)

26 March 2015 03:16 - by Mr TM

Malicious and insidious recalcitrationalists from Glossynews and other disreputable non-Fox/-MSBC media outlets have been ignorantly and brutally ridiculing The Universal Interest. And it’s purely on these grounds, and not on account of any cynical or disingenuous motivation whatsoever… That President Obama has held a press conference in Arkansas, in order to prove the general greater-goody-goodiness […]

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David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear

David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear

26 March 2015 04:58 - by Mr TM

David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders you to believe. ” I only meant it in a flippant manner, not in a […]

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Patronizing Miliband, Campbell Reach out to “Stamp-Collecting Community”

Patronizing Miliband, Campbell Reach out to “Stamp-Collecting Community”

23 March 2015 04:27 - by Mr TM

Ed Miliband has finally found a way to nail the election in 2015… Shortly after which, he will be himself will also be nailed up and flogged in the public square by the media every day of mourning and Twitternight of his life. Still, every Great British PM must follow the Way of the Masters…

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John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews (Syrian Cooking Pots!)

John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews (Syrian Cooking Pots!)

18 March 2015 04:27 - by Mr TM

John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up. Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious. The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious hack collaborators, for too long, have defied the wrath of the International Community. These despicable […]

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(The) News (Really) Bytes – March

(The) News (Really) Bytes – March

16 March 2015 06:13 - by rfreed

57 Republican Senators send a letter to the Iranian government stating that all of Obama’s efforts to create a truce between them and us is in vain because when they get back in power they will make them great, horrible enemies again so that their armaments keepers will still give them kickbacks- Way to go […]

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Guy Who Screams “IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW THEY FEEL!” Actually Doesn’t.

Guy Who Screams “IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW THEY FEEL!” Actually Doesn’t.

14 March 2015 05:41 - by Mr TM

Sexually frustrated loudmouth, Humbert Hegel, is a very vocal coffee-break-emancipator at a certain academic institution. But what’s the one thing everyone loves about Humbert? …Apart from his being so damn interdisciplinary that there’s NOTHING IN THIS WORLD about which he’s not an unquestionable and unqualified unqualifiedly infallible expert?

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Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)

Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)

13 March 2015 02:34 - by Brian K. White

Discovery Channel is at it again. This time they’ve targeted two of our videos and taken them down. This is the fourth time they or one of their affiliates have targeted our video “How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made” and the first time they’ve targeted “How Chicken Nuggets are REALLY Made“. They are committing fraud, […]

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Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime

Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime

12 March 2015 03:07 - by rfreed

Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not […]

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KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About

KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About

10 March 2015 03:35 - by Mr TM

Previous version published on thespoof.co.uk, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes. The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to […]

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UKIP’s Tarquin: Idle Woman Bishops, Naughty Un-British Weather

UKIP’s Tarquin: Idle Woman Bishops, Naughty Un-British Weather

07 March 2015 03:09 - by Mr TM

Disclaimer: First of all, in the name of the scrupulous and unquestionable (or maybe just unquestionable) media integrity that has made Britain “Great…” Sorry, erm, really crap, actually … Well, I republish my original article (from dailybull.co.uk) WITHOUT ANY ORWELLIAN TAMPERING WHATSOEVER.

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Skier Gets Tongue Stuck on Ice Cube!

Skier Gets Tongue Stuck on Ice Cube!

06 March 2015 04:37 - by It's A Cat

Los Angeles, California – Hundreds of skiers, snowboarders and snow tubers celebrated the grand opening of Mount Thang, located in the eastern side of the city this past weekend. In addition to celebrating Los Angeles’ first snow sighting since a light dusting fell in Malibu back in 2007, all attending guests had the opportunity to […]

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Sexual Identity Cr-ISIS

Sexual Identity Cr-ISIS

05 March 2015 04:36 - by Thaniel D

Mosul, Iraq—This week, rebel fighter under the banner of ISIS, began destroyed over 100,000 volumes of rare, historic books. A month prior, ISIS fighters raided the University of Mosul’s library and burned hundreds of books of cultural significance. Why the sudden turn from enforcing strict sharia law, to now, burning antique Arabic literature? University of […]

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A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings

A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings

04 March 2015 04:21 - by rfreed

Greetings, We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry. You should be thankful. We rarely take the time or the danger of sullying ourselves […]

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