Is Cuba the Next Ping Pong Frontier?

Is Cuba the Next Ping Pong Frontier?

20 December 2014 05:35 - by wyatt555

As America’s relations with Cuba are bettered in the near future, many professional sports leagues are excited to pounce on the athletic talent in the small country. Major League Baseball teams are searching for the new Yasiel Puig or Aroldis Chapman to ignite their teams’ fortunes. Along with baseball, Cuba is known to possess a […]

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Farewell to a Legend. RIP Conservative Stephen Colbert

Farewell to a Legend. RIP Conservative Stephen Colbert

20 December 2014 02:11 - by Brian K. White

As a fake news man myself, I’ve been a loyal devotee of Stephen Colbert since before the pseudo-pundit had his own show. Thursday, the legendary difference-maker signed off as his quasi-conservative self for the last time. I watched the very first episode, and in the 1,447 episode run, I’ve probably only missed a dozen.

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Posted in Entertainment, Television1 Comment

The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are REALLY Made [Video]

The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are REALLY Made [Video]

19 December 2014 05:46 - by Brian K. White

You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in. The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on. More Videos in this Series • How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made (shocking!) • How Twinkies […]

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Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb <del>Confirms</del> Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)

Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)

19 December 2014 03:27 - by Mr TM

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…

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Posted in Politics, War Zone3 Comments

How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face

How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face

18 December 2014 05:18 - by Brian K. White

It is Christmas morning and the anticipation is killing you, all you want to do it dive into your stack of presents and find out what your close friends and family have got you this year. There is no finer sight than the face of a loved one opening a gift and being overcome with […]

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Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release

Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release

18 December 2014 04:31 - by Sharif

Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out. Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door of the movie studio’s network. With releases of salaries, social security numbers, and AIM exchanges, […]

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Crime2 Comments

Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover

Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover

17 December 2014 03:33 - by rfreed

At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up and a white guy opens the door. He has a gun in his hand. Thinking […]

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New Scrooge Tale Bakes The Halls

New Scrooge Tale Bakes The Halls

17 December 2014 02:33 - by FreeMann

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Add Macy’s to the long list of companies commemorating the loss of America’s beloved restaurant chain, the Olive Garden, this holiday season. The Center City location announced that they have slightly altered Dickens Village, a tradition that has run unchanged for the last twenty years, displaying the tale of Charles Dickens’ A […]

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Entertainment2 Comments

4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick

4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick

16 December 2014 02:43 - by Kilroy

Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while Barack Obama’s poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. […]

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Posted in Politics, Top Stories2 Comments

Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought

Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought

15 December 2014 02:47 - by Mr TM

Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that I’m playing it safe… With a completely respectful, mainstream, non-edgy piece that is LITERALLY 100% […]

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Posted in Religionism, Science1 Comment

2015 AVN Awards to Feature NFL Injury Porn Category

2015 AVN Awards to Feature NFL Injury Porn Category

14 December 2014 02:51 - by WyattJarvis

The Adult Video News (AVN) Awards considered by many to be the “Oscars of Porn” will have an additional award to announce at their Las Vegas ceremony this January. According to a statement released by AVN Chairman and CEO Theo Sapoutzis, “We are pleased to announce that at this year’s award show we will be […]

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Northeastern Idaho State Makes College Football Playoff

Northeastern Idaho State Makes College Football Playoff

13 December 2014 03:22 - by wyatt555

While most of the debate about the College Football Playoff has surrounded Ohio State, Baylor, and TCU, a surprise team sneaked into the playoff late on Monday night. Northeastern Idaho State (formerly Northern Idaho Agricultural College) was selected by the playoff committee as the number four seed in the playoff. After moving up from the […]

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Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”

Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”

12 December 2014 05:12 - by deeptrout

Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year saw many breakthroughs, but the one that stood out from all the rest was the […]

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Posted in Kidz Zone, Science, Science & Technologizzy, Technology, Top Stories1 Comment

Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community

Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community

12 December 2014 03:38 - by wyatt555

San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The Large Humans Organization for the “Giants” name. “We tall people are offended by this name, […]

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Posted in Society, Sports2 Comments

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [VIDEO NEWS]

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [VIDEO NEWS]

11 December 2014 05:50 - by Brian K. White

Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch this, our first ever “Daily News Update,” in which I try to make sense of […]

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Posted in Strange People, Video News15 Comments

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

11 December 2014 03:39 - by Mr TM

Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.

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