Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (1/2)

Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (1/2)

02 July 2015 04:16 - by Mr TM

I’ve already posted once on GlossyNews about The Great Flâneur Massacre. And also on my satire blog: here and here.

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Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White

Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White

02 July 2015 01:55 - by Jenny Corvette

In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC over salary issues and bonuses. Vanna White has been Wheel of Fortune’s official letter turner […]

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Blair, Berlusconi Salute Blatter’s Character and Integrity

Blair, Berlusconi Salute Blatter’s Character and Integrity

01 July 2015 04:11 - by Mr TM

The recent revival of the Sepp Blatter affair http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33303066 has led two of the former FIFA President’s most faithful allies business partners supporters to pay tribute.. To this leading light of international gamesmanship… Uh, ‘sport.’ Tony Blair said: People are criticizing Blatter now, but as I always say, ‘it’s not over ‘til it’s over.’ Just […]

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Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (2/2)

Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (2/2)

01 July 2015 02:09 - by Mr TM

Here’s more of the same. And it’s not often I say that about Fox News! To be frank, I have no doubt in my mind that many individuals in Labour are horrified at how our party is being occupied by militarists and imperialists. But the fact remains that whatever the character and opinions of individual […]

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The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015

The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015

30 June 2015 02:42 - by rfreed

Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and now has stepped down making true the statement “Once you go black you hate to […]

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Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (1/2)

Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (1/2)

29 June 2015 05:27 - by Mr TM

Fox News has recently directed an audacious and highly compassionate act of humanitarian interventionism towards the UK. Yes; they have tried to (further?) discredit the Labour Party by concocting a document by Harold Wilson that appears to demonize his own party. At first I thought they were attempting to deal the final coup-de-grace to an […]

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Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (2/2)

Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (2/2)

29 June 2015 05:22 - by Mr TM

The moment Fatima and Bieber landed in Alessi Exile Airport in Bishop’s Kennedy, Queensland… A lawless horde of vicious, beer-swilling, assless-police-uniforms-and-cowboy-hats-porting, official-public-order-batons-wielding bogans descended upon Fatima and Bieber!

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Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (1/2)

Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (1/2)

28 June 2015 05:22 - by Mr TM

A few days ago, Johnny Depp finally threw his cutlass out of the pram about being threatened last month by the unaccountable Canberra/E-Street/Ramsay Street/Ramsbottom Street/Summer Bay/Richmond Hill regime: http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/johnny-depp-amber-heard-avoid-australia-after-dog-threat-n379546

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9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – the Iraq Factor

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – the Iraq Factor

27 June 2015 04:58 - by rfreed

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – The Iraq Factor (A serial book excerpt) After President Bush is killed when Flight 93 strikes the White House on 9/11, Vice President Cheney ascends to the throne. Things begin to change quite radically: READ THEM HERE: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, […]

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Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (2/2)

Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (2/2)

26 June 2015 04:13 - by Mr TM

Last time, I acknowledged that all forms of prejudice are complex, and cannot be seen as corresponding one-to-one with each other. However, while making these qualifications, I also took the risk of drawing an analogy between racism and sexism. And as is well known, racism and sexism are two forms of prejudice and hatred that […]

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Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (1/2)

Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (1/2)

25 June 2015 03:18 - by Mr TM

One look at the US media, including the comments sections, will show you that something disturbing is happening. Something which has also been happening in many other countries for a long, long time. I speak of an abstract “humanity-centred” moralism that only half-condemns racially-motivated crimes.

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Weird Al Sings Love-Lorne Rhapsody

Weird Al Sings Love-Lorne Rhapsody

25 June 2015 01:37 - by It's A Cat

NEW YORK CITY – Weird Al Yankovic is respected worldwide for his funny and sometimes daring song parodies. The singer has been going strong for over 35 years, but it appears as if he ran into a bit of trouble earlier this month as he tried to talk his way into performing on Saturday Night […]

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Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help!

Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help!

24 June 2015 07:15 - by Brian K. White

Some have called him “funny,” “awesome,” and “kind,” but as kind as they are, my kids won’t be able to listen to my podcast for adult language and themes. On July 27th, the Glossy News podcast will launch with five Podisodes already ready to go. It started as a “free” project, but it’s quickly blossomed […]

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Governor Haley Proposes Replacing Confederate Flag with Dukes of Hazzard Flag

Governor Haley Proposes Replacing Confederate Flag with Dukes of Hazzard Flag

24 June 2015 01:00 - by Jenny Corvette

Republican Governor Nikki Haley called for the removal of the Confederate flag in the capital of South Carolina Monday, after pressure from many who called the flag racist and divisive. The pressure was mounting, after a white supremacist opened fire on an historic church in Charleston, killing nine black people. Governor Haley earlier had defended […]

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Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… WHERE DID YOU SAY???

Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… WHERE DID YOU SAY???

23 June 2015 06:08 - by rfreed

Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one who is out saving aborigine kids in the outback being a racist now. Especially with […]

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America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark

America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark

22 June 2015 04:00 - by Tim Jones

On July 4th, we will once again celebrate our independence from the tyranny of England. Those British monarchs can be so oppressive. If it were up to Queen Elizabeth, we’d all be forced to drink Earl Grey tea with every meal. Every year at this time, Americans proudly mark our independence with fireworks, burgers on […]

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