Glossy News Satire

All vacations are beneficial for your health, simply on principle – any time taken away from your usual, demanding lifestyle provides the opportunity to recharge your batteries and escape the hectic routine. However, there are certain vacations which can give…

ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive guest post. Why would a person of faith judge someone…

Boris Johnson is now UK PM, but it seems that after years of vile antisemitic flaming and trolling from the Corbyn Cult, many Boris fans seem to be taking the low road with the nasty ‘Cabal’ slur. Unclear how many…

As a parent, you should introduce mindful practices in the lives of your kids from a tender age. This way, they grow up self-aware and mindful. Many kids grow up with no concept of mindfulness, and this is a skill…

When a general guideline is misapplied to inappropriate cases, problems can arise. In the era of Trump, hypocrites say ‘do not claim your brother or sister in the faith is not of God.’ But whether it’s PC to say this…

There is no secret strategy to become a successful student. In fact, successful students practice, manage their assignments to complete before the deadline and take class notes. No doubt every student has different study styles, there are a few basic…

Whether you are looking for an internship or a well-paying job, you always need to prepare your resume and give it a professional and nice look. Am I right? The fact is that landing a desired job is not easy…

Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean Hannity is warning the world of an unprecedented threat from religious fanatics that (at least from all that we can gather from the right wing of the Fake News Industrial Complex)…

If you’re starting a small business, then you’re probably already more than aware that every penny counts. You will need to invest in office space, equipment, and computer software programs, to name a few. And, your suppliers and employees will…

Liberal bias is pervasive and is corrupting America. Let me walk you through a typical day to show you how liberals have crafted a very sophisticated subliminal messaging program to brainwash Americans into their way of thinking. FIGHT THE FAKE…

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ED: Does anybody like sick jokes? Or at least sick jokes about sick jokes? Well here’s a double bill of twisted Trump humor! Don’t forget instalments one and two as well… Trumpisms 3.0 by Richard Seltzer FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

Guest post from Pott! Pain is a feeling that causes a serious hindrance to a person who wants to live a happy and peaceful life. Unfortunately, the medicines taken to relieve pain are opiates and cause various side effects and…

CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’ FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into…

Writing and editing blogs may seem easy, but with the best will in the world, things can still go wrong. Here are a few things to remember, especially if you’re less skilled and experienced. If you found even one of…

I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…

Technology is changing the way we live, learn and seek entertainment. With the advancement in technology, you can monitor your premises from anywhere with the help of Bristol CCTV installations. Technology has also changed the sports industry. Keep reading to…

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may have achieved notoriety for his leadership of the Islamic State, however his friends and family knew him as a man of many hobbies and interests. Aside from enjoying a brief flirtation with campanology, the now-deceased chief…

A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…

I have devised a psychoanalytical model than can link childhood experience, personality and political views together. Two axes: mother/father, kill/nurture. Read on to find out more! Which one are you, and how many people can you name who belong to…

Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who…

ED: Welcome to Linda Boroff! She’s also written in McSweeney’s, Gawker, The Guardian and many other publications. The Annual Death of Frosty the Snowman Watching Frosty, that merry soul, waste away under the sun’s relentless onslaught was one of winter’s…

After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drinks company is finally getting rid of their universally beloved mascot. There is one drink, and one drink only, that offers such…

A bean bag is a cloth bag that is filled with polystyrene or thermocol beans or even air in which case it’s an inflatable bean bag and is used as a seat. They come in different sizes and the outside…

When it comes to online gaming, so namely casino bonuses are those temptations that keep players interested and bring them back to their favorite site again and again. So where you can find these exclusive casino bonus offers? How much…

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…

Let’s say you are getting ready to graduate from business school and you are eager to bring your own contribution to the world of business. Or you are interested in changing your current job for a number of reasons. Whatever…

ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…

Yes, you got it! Several states now allow bus drivers to legally marry couples! Ideally, the couple are passengers on the bus. However, the laws do make exceptions. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!3 Bangin’ New Videos:…

You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…