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18 October 2017 08:00 - by Editorials and Announcements

America’s greatest fraudsters are back! Forget the Clinton Foundation and Trump University.

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Kim Jong Un Endorses NRA & Their New Pro-Nuke Populist Platform

18 October 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

As mentioned recently on Glossy News, the NRA just gave a 100% approval rating to ISIS. But this time around, some violent extremists have decided to return the favor. The NRA’s recent oppositional stance towards the nuclear disarmament of US citizens has gifted them a clear endorsement from pro-weapon, civil-liberties-conscious dictators across the globe.

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Pro Muslim, Critical of Islam (Like All Religions!)

17 October 2017 09:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

So many people on either side get it wrong. They either hate Muslims, or they are uncritical of Islam. Both of these are wrong attitudes and actions.

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When the Music Stops: What Happens When You Can No Longer Write?

17 October 2017 06:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

If my writing was one day taken away from me, I would no longer be able to use it as a smokescreen in front of everyone else.

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New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

17 October 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens.

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Line of Least Resistance or Love of Least Resentment?

17 October 2017 05:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

Does love mean losing control? People often say that this is true.

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The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

16 October 2017 11:00 - by rfreed

Do you remember way back in the foggy mist of Internet time the first and most infamous troll of all, the Paperclip Guy?

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Is it Time to Stop Accusing the Alt-Right of Complicity with Identity Politics?

16 October 2017 10:45 - by One Tongue Johnny

Please can I just make a quick strategic point about opposing white nationalists? It’s all fine to mock them for practicing ‘white identity politics,’ or call them ‘Right SJWs.’

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ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

16 October 2017 06:10 - by Wallace Runnymede

ISIS and the NRA. One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment.

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Trilogy of NRA Stories to Follow: ISIS, North Korea and Kansas

16 October 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Monday 16 October to Wednesday 18 October sees a trilogy of funny National Rifle Association stories! The first one, to follow in just ten minutes, is about the NRA’s recent decision to award a top approval rating of 100% to the Islamic State / Daesh.

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DUP Unveils NI Brexit Strategy: Built Fleet of Unsinkable Ships at Harland & Wolff

14 October 2017 06:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

The DUP have finally revealed their Brexit strategy.

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Thinking and Writing Critically: Being Assertive in Your Writing

14 October 2017 06:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s one thing to show intellectual humility; it’s quite another thing, to be naively hesitant; or indeed hypocritically so.

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Are Moral Relativists More Humble than Everyone Else?

14 October 2017 06:20 - by One Tongue Johnny

Moral relativism is not humility, but arrogance. Have you noticed that moral relativists themselves have their own unforgivable sins, unspeakable crimes and inviolable taboos?

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Jimmy Fallon Slobbers on Guests while Serial Killer Stabs his Audience to Death

13 October 2017 08:29 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—Jimmy Fallon, host of The Tonight Show, played softball with his guests while a serial killer crept through the studio, killing the members of the live audience one by one as they applauded the antics of the family-friendly host and comedian.

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CIA Hymnbook (II): Amazing Graft

13 October 2017 06:37 - by Wallace Runnymede

Amazing Graft To the tune of Amazing Grace Amazing graft! How sweet the bombs That fly o’er Afghanistan Your children are lost, but my dollars are found; And so is my foe, Saddam!

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