Perry/Santorum: Top Papal Award, Christian Fakers Annihilated

Perry/Santorum: Top Papal Award, Christian Fakers Annihilated

30 September 2014 03:35 - by Mr TM

Oh-so-conspicuously unashamed Christian, Rick Perry, is not actually painfully, embarrassingly, and conspicuously unashamed today; just plain-ol’-vanilla-grindin’ embarrassed. Pope Francis has accidentally made Perry a Papal Knight, instead of the similarly-monikered Rick Santorum. But far from being flattered, Perry is distinctly underwhelmed by this high accolade… Just Google-pedia his (kind of) acceptance speech at the Vatican; […]

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Purr Gate

Purr Gate

29 September 2014 03:08 - by Anthony Rodden

David Cameron coughed up a fur ball this week when he told ex-mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg that the Queen “purred” when she had heard the result of the Scottish Referendum. During this conversation it has also been revealed that whilst the Queen purred like a cat, Prince Philip could be heard barking like […]

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Tax Evasion As Public Policy: The AMT/Gordian Story

Tax Evasion As Public Policy: The AMT/Gordian Story

28 September 2014 03:07 - by Jeff Kreisler

Skyrocketing health care costs are a major public policy issue. The Affordable Care Act has limited mechanisms to reign in these costs, but, really, we, the providers of health care products and services, must lead on this issue. We must innovate new, creative, and effective ways to eliminate excessive and unnecessary financial burdens. When it […]

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Ray Rice Condemns Couple for Wasting Produce

Ray Rice Condemns Couple for Wasting Produce

27 September 2014 05:08 - by FreeMann

Baltimore, Maryland – “That’s not the foundation for a healthy relationship,” suspended NFL running back, Ray Rice, shouted to the media from his front doorstep, Friday morning, moments after seeing video footage of a couple in his own neighborhood discarding spoiled fruits and vegetables. “Man, that couple needs a FoodSaver vacuum, stat!” Rice added, while […]

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A Psalm for the Tea Party

A Psalm for the Tea Party

27 September 2014 03:05 - by Dan Geddes

1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want–to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves as God intended; no libs shall take my guns away. 3) He restoreth our souls […]

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Homeland Security Warns of “Out-For-Blood” Radical Group Calling Itself “Red Cross”

Homeland Security Warns of “Out-For-Blood” Radical Group Calling Itself “Red Cross”

26 September 2014 05:08 - by Reidicule

WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security released a statement yesterday afternoon warning U.S. citizens of recent efforts by a group of homegrown radicals whom officials say are “out-for-blood.” Reports indicate the organization is calling itself Red Cross. According to sources, the group’s signature act of torture involves draining the blood from humanitarians unfortunate enough […]

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Announcing a new, politically correct name for the Washington Redskins

Announcing a new, politically correct name for the Washington Redskins

26 September 2014 02:38 - by Tim Jones

Lately, all the media attention about the NFL has centered on the issue of domestic abuse. But long before that issue grabbed the headlines, another controversy had been building for months, even years: The often emotional debate over the name of the NFL team located in our nation’s capital: The Washington Redskins. A tiny fringe […]

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The Funniest Fortune Cookie Messages

The Funniest Fortune Cookie Messages

25 September 2014 11:48 - by Brian K. White

Has anyone else noticed that there’s a day for everything? Women’s day (although we really should even it up and have Men’s Day), Book Day, Non-Smoking Day, Dress Like A Pirate Day etc. Well, the list is growing – September 13 2014 was the first official international Fortune Cookie Day. For all those poor oppressed […]

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Vatican Wafer Gate

Vatican Wafer Gate

25 September 2014 02:54 - by Cappy Jack

Wikileaks has done it again. The release of 3.4 billion database searchable electronic records is reverberating around the Internet with many new stunning revelations. The latest to be revealed is a series of directives between the US and the Vatican. In what appears to be a quid pro quo, it appears that a deal was […]

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Hillary Clinton Latest in Nude Celebrity Photo Scandal

Hillary Clinton Latest in Nude Celebrity Photo Scandal

24 September 2014 05:22 - by NickFun

Aspiring Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton appears to be the latest notable figure involved in the nude celebrity photo leak scandal, according to traumatized sources who have seen the photos. “I can’t believe I saw those pictures!” said TMZ spokesperson Alicia Hartless. “I may have to spend a few years in therapy just to wipe those […]

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Mitch McConnell Totally “¿Amores?” Minority Voters

Mitch McConnell Totally “¿Amores?” Minority Voters

24 September 2014 06:42 - by Brian K. White

Another Mitch McConnell campaign video Fact-Checked, another one rated 100% True!, depending on how you feel about beige people. We’ve already fact-checked his Mitch McConnell Supports Women and Mitch Supports your Big Business of Every size, and found them to be true, so this comes as no surprise. As the senior senator from Kentucky, which […]

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Pelosi’s Socialist Speech Code, Anti-GOP Persecution

Pelosi’s Socialist Speech Code, Anti-GOP Persecution

24 September 2014 02:41 - by Mr TM

In a move causing widespread ripples of non-surprise, Nancy Pelosi has not-so-secretly used her Senatorial Privileges to unilaterally ram through a Socialist Speech Code for Californian police. Don’t worry; obviously, this use of the previously unheard-of Senatorial Decree option is perfectly constitutional… Because the Reps have unfairly loaded the Supreme Court with partisan judges, thus […]

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Many Using iPhones to Surgically Replace Entire Brains

Many Using iPhones to Surgically Replace Entire Brains

23 September 2014 02:59 - by rfreed

In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new fad that has taken the modern world by storm. The […]

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Adrian Peterson: “I Discipline My Children with Breadsticks”

Adrian Peterson: “I Discipline My Children with Breadsticks”

22 September 2014 02:33 - by FreeMann

Minneapolis, Minnesota – Adrian Peterson has finally shed some light on the child abuse case brought against him last week that led to him being placed on the NFL’s exempt list. “To be extremely blunt, I have always disciplined my kids by beating them with breadsticks,” Peterson said Wednesday afternoon at a news conference inside […]

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Taylor Swift’s “Sh*t List”  Keeps Growing

Taylor Swift’s “Sh*t List” Keeps Growing

21 September 2014 03:14 - by patripoe

The ongoing feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry has reached a boiling point that even puts recent ISIS headlines to shame. This bloody battle, comparable to the likes of Gettysburg, allegedly began over self-proclaimed asshole, John Mayor. The most recent blow was struck by Swift. Known as America’s sweet tart, she recently accused “someone” […]

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Netflix to Extend Time Elapsed Before “Are You Still Watching?” Prompt

Netflix to Extend Time Elapsed Before “Are You Still Watching?” Prompt

20 September 2014 02:22 - by Seals

CALIFORNIA: Neil Hunt, Chief Product Officer for Netflix, announced today that the company would be increasing the amount of time a viewer must watch a show before the video service asks if they are, indeed, still watching. “In 103% of cases, with a margin of error of 3%, the consumer is still watching [Netflix]. We […]

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