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28 July 2014 05:30 - by Brian K. White
There was a time when children were free to play in the fields they tilled, learn skills in the factories that employed them, or even frolic on the sets of such films as Home Alone and The Sixth Sense. The modern child labor trade has taken all the fun out of preteen employment, it seems, […]
Posted in Kidz Zone, Video News0 Comments
28 July 2014 02:48 - by JihadTimes
Piggy Adam Richman Mocks Critic; Beats Eating the Crap Out of Him (Family-Friendly Censored Version) Mr. Piggy Adam Richman, a titty overweight eater, who had his very own show on the Travel Channel mocked his “critics” by posting a comment, “Grab a razor blade and draw a bath.” He later went on to apologize and […]
Posted in Health, Television0 Comments
27 July 2014 02:49 - by The San Francisco Onion
“The landscape will look very different by the year 2000. I’d like to wrap the Reichstag I’ve known for the last 20 years,” Christo recently told an audience at the new art museum in Bonn. Built by Bismarck to display Prussian greatness, burned under Hitler, destroyed in the war, and reconstructed in the 1960s, it […]
Posted in Environment1 Comment
26 July 2014 02:49 - by rfreed
You absolute stupid f*&%$#ing a*^&*%s! You %*&^-up cowboys who think you are the coolest things on the planet when really you are a bunch of dumb s*^*s who probably still wet the bed at night. You, in trying to prove to each other how macho you are just shot down a plane full of people […]
Posted in Politics3 Comments
25 July 2014 08:26 - by Kilroy
FLORENCE, Ariz. (GlossyNews) — A government think tank has come up with a novel idea to ensure there are no more botched executions like the one that occurred this week in Arizona. States have traveled a long and winding road to find alternatives after a shortage of standard execution drugs. This shortage was created by […]
Posted in Health, Science, Top Stories0 Comments
19 July 2014 06:02 - by FreeMann
Pale Rock, Arkansas – Following a fishing trip to the serene estuaries between the Ozark and Ouachita Mountains where Oprah Winfrey manhandled some extremely large fish, the popular talk show host has released a new book detailing her experience. “It really was an amazing experience,” Oprah stated during a recent show in which she cleaned […]
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Entertainment2 Comments
18 July 2014 05:18 - by rfreed
The constant thing said about movies based on books is always “how much better the book is.” On occasion, however, it does occur that the movie can go further than the book. A prime example of this is the sci-fi classic ’2001 – A Space Odyssey’, the movie spectacular that transformed outer space movies from […]
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Talky Pictures4 Comments
18 July 2014 06:00 - by Chuck Rivetto
Announcer: Equal treatment for all Americans is a fundamental principle of our Constitution. Baseball is supposed to be as American as apple pie. Serious questions have been raised about baseball’s fairness by the National Organization for Perfect Equality (NOPE). “Yucky World” talk show hosts Dick and Janey will be discussing this with NOPE spokesperson Lefty […]
Posted in Sports0 Comments
11 July 2014 03:01 - by rfreed
With regards to the sudden influx of children from Central America suddenly rushing our border and the questions over what the proper response should be, here is an interesting similar incident that happened a while back in Germany: In the 1990′s there were a number of what I believe were either Somalian or Sudanese refugees […]
10 July 2014 03:08 - by rfreed
It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in the rest of the world (besides the good old USA) and England especially to task for the formation and promoting since the 16th century this thing you call ‘European Football. Also for the invention of the ‘hooliganism’ that so often accompanies it. God […]
Posted in Sports Events1 Comment
09 July 2014 03:57 - by FreeMann
Pyongyang, North Korea – Co-stars for the upcoming film, The Interview, James Franco and Seth Rogen find themselves boiling in a scalding cauldron of steamy garlic butter this week after their recent peace offering to North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, failed to compensate for the unfavorable plot in the film. “Whenever you make a movie […]
Posted in Talky Pictures, War Zone2 Comments
08 July 2014 03:49 - by Angel Riddle
Oberlin, OH — Annabel Smith, local 2 year old, coos as she goes through her mother’s iPhone, the screen illuminating her round face. The iPhone is well equipped with several apps specifically for babies, such as Dora’s Ballet Adventure, and thousands of Anabel’s “selfies”.
Posted in Kidz Zone, Technology1 Comment
07 July 2014 03:30 - by Chuck Rivetto
Announcer: Continuing their “Yucky World” interview with network programmer Seymour Dooless, Dick and Janey will be using examples of televised sexual situations. Dick: We’ve brought a TV monitor into our studio so that we can show scenes from some typical TV shows. Janey: Our first show is the daytime soap opera, “The Young and the […]
Posted in Entertainment, Television0 Comments
06 July 2014 03:17 - by rfreed
The head of the U.S. Border Patrol, James Bratcatcher, highly stressed from dealing with the sudden influx of children and young mothers with children from Latin America, has claimed that a solution to the international problem came to him in a dream. “The spirit of Nancy Reagan came to me in my sleep and suggested […]
Posted in Politics0 Comments
05 July 2014 02:24 - by FreeMann
Damascus, Iowa – A new line of products released by Pet Food Enterprises, Inc., that was intended to provide humor and admiration over the recent extinction of Olive Garden restaurants and the late breadsticks offered complimentary with the purchase of any entrée, has completely backfired.
Posted in Human Interest, Science & Technologizzy4 Comments
04 July 2014 02:24 - by Reidicule
PITTSBURGH — Ruling that the threat to public safety is “theoretically a very real problem under the principles of String theory,” a two-judge panel has shut down ride-sharing at Kennywood park in West Mifflin. The ruling makes it illegal for more than one person to ride on any of the park’s attractions at one time. […]
Posted in Biz News, Technology2 Comments
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