NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Things are getting pretty ugly, as fradulent wide boys Rocky and Spyder try to take on everything from petting zoos, dodgy cars and… Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 7! Rocky & Spyder’s Scam-A-Rama
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Here are a couple of VERY weird documentaries from way back.
Definitely NOT satire!
If you’ve got erectile dysfunction, you should probably get off the internet.
But you should subscribe to Brian’s channel first!
Aside from this, there’s a VERY creepy video, which completely misunderstands homosexuality.
Apparently, being gay is a contagious disease.
What? Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…
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Have you subscribed to Brian’s Youtube channel yet?
Either way, this is some pretty interesting stuff.
We’ve got the Washington State Fair in Puyallup, Washington.
We’ve got an EXCLUSIVE tour inside a very historically significant plane:
A B-17 bomber! Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)
The coming of new technology has sparked a lot of new ideas in the area of film production. Read more Movies and Technology
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FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!
Donald Trump’s mildly confused and erratic press conference fisked in detail.
Bit o’ film analysis, as well as a mildly traumatising Ghost Pepper challenge.
We’ve also got another detailed rebuttal of Sarah Palin, and some innovative insights to how to improve important public services in teh US.
Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 4! (In-Depth Political Analysis)
NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Brian’s Youtube account is worth a look, for those who didn’t know!
We all know Tinder is pretty scandal–ridden, but there are even worse things out there…
Meet Tillder!
Too long, didn’t read! Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 3! (Uncommercials…)
UK comedians are known for their racy sense of humour. Ricky Gervais has used the word ‘mong,’ my satire guru Bernard Manning has been widely accused of racism, while Roy Chubby Brown is notoriously offensive.
Ireland, however, is very much a right-wing country, as demonstrated by their recent decision to go the way of Adolf Hitler and vote for the eugenicisation of the disabled.
Add to this the Stephen Fry blasphemy kerfuffle, and it’s clear that things are not looking good over there.
To make matters worst, a whole horde of edgy UK comedians have been arrested in a mass frenzy of respectable bourgeois-metropolitan high dudgeon. Read more Not Funny: Frankie Boyle & Co Arrested in Ireland for ‘Offensive’ Jokes (Competition Goes Sour!)
NOTE FROM WALLACE:
I’m currently running a series of articles about Brian’s Youtube Channel. As some of you will know already, Brian K. White is the boss and webmaster of Glossy News, while I am the managing editor. (Send me your funny satire stories or other funny content to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com!)
Last time, we looked at Brian’s mockumentary playlist. This time, we’re looking at his funny web parodies of the television series ‘Cops.’ Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 2!
NOTE FROM WALLACE:
This is the managing editor Wallace, and I am here to remind you all about Glossy News webmaster Brian K. White, and his funny Youtube channel!
Brian’s Glossy News bio says: Read more Epic Series of Funny Video Playlists! Check it Out!
Australians are well renowned (some would say infamous!) for their straight talking, a national trait which is enough to send even the customarily forthright Dutch and Russians screaming into their safe spaces.
Read more Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’
White Nationalism is a counsel of despair.
White nationalists are indeed 100% correct that the most effective way of stopping Islamic Extremism and racial tensions is killing and deporting everyone of a different race or religion.
But if we do that, how are we any better than ISIS? Freakin’ idiots! Read more White Nationalism is Not the Answer: Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid!
Dateline: CHARLEVOIX, QUEBEC—President Trump’s imposing of tariffs against America’s allies, Canada, Mexico, and the EU, has put these allies in the awkward position of having to remind Mr. Trump that the international system of economic regulations was put in place by America to establish that country as the global hegemon.
Read more G7 Leaders remind President Trump how American Economic Imperialism works
Senator Bubble was succeeding very well in picking off his opponents on by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now seemed a certain victory. The conservative media and much of the party machinery seemed to have realised that the only way to beat Benny Pilder would be to choose the most entertaining candidate. There was certainly a large field of candidates; but most of them were boring, plagued by scandals, or simply too ambitious. Read more Chapter 29: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’ was now consistently demonised day in, day out. Read more Chapter 28: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com.
Who would you like to include in YOUR poem?
Paul Ryan? Mitch McConnell? Nancy Pelosi? Donald Trump? Bernie Sanders? Mike Pompeo? John Brennan?
Let’s let rip!
Read more Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Everyboy loves dining in London, even the city has its downsides too.
London saleswoman Casey McKenzie has discovered donkey dentures in her salad at a London restaurant. Casey’s husband Roger told Glossy News: Read more London Lady Discovers Donkey Dentures in Salad
It can often be hard to meet people and even harder to date, especially if you’re a single parent. But one way that many single parents have found to make dating easier is by using dating apps and online sites. Although online dating is still, even today, often looked down upon as a ‘lesser’ dating option there are a lot of reasons to consider giving it a try. For one, online dating has been good to single parents. According to a recent survey, not only are around 44% of women dating online single mothers, single mothers are also actually finding love 10% faster than women without children. But that’s not the only reason these apps are a great option for single parents; there are a number of benefits to dating apps, including, surprisingly, economic ones. Read more The Benefits of Online Dating for Single Parents
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with content and spell-checking by Ann Coulter, differs greatly from the Pledge of Allegiance we all grew up with. Trump states that it “better reflects our current times and realities” (content and spell-checking also by Ann Coulter). Read more Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
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