Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?

Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?

22 November 2017 01:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Saudi Arabia has received a poor rating on the Gender Index site. The 1992 Basic Law of Saudi Arabia does not guarantee gender equality.

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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

22 November 2017 12:49 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.

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Is This the End of Daniel O’Donnell? Irish Country Music Celebrity has his Worst Scandal Yet

Is This the End of Daniel O’Donnell? Irish Country Music Celebrity has his Worst Scandal Yet

22 November 2017 12:43 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everyone’s favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O’Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife’s favourite, is actually not in the least partial to a cup of tea and a wee biccie.

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David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll

David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll

22 November 2017 12:26 - by Wallace Runnymede

Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party as, say, the charismatic and talented Enda Kenny.

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Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

20 November 2017 11:23 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate media to properly report on President Trump is to simultaneously hit themselves repeatedly in the […]

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Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post

Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post

20 November 2017 07:06 - by Wallace Runnymede

A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.” Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant:

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ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

19 November 2017 01:37 - by Wallace Runnymede

Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby

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Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

19 November 2017 07:55 - by Dan Geddes

WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd.

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Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

17 November 2017 09:39 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid. The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies and when in operation can be heard miles away even when indoors.

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Championship 4: Hey Kids, NASCAR has Playoffs Too!

Championship 4: Hey Kids, NASCAR has Playoffs Too!

16 November 2017 05:08 - by Dexter Sinistri

Martin Truex, William Byron, and Christopher Bell are SBG Global.eu’s favorites to win the last three NASCAR events of the season, each of which is known as the Championship 4 of their respective series.

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A Buffon but Never a Buffoon: A Brief Retrospective

A Buffon but Never a Buffoon: A Brief Retrospective

16 November 2017 05:05 - by Dexter Sinistri

Italy’s odds, according to Betnow.eu, of winning the 2018 World Cup are not just bad; they’re nonexistent. That’s okay, though. Come 2022 there will be another World Cup.

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Don Augusto Rejoins the Heterosexual Community

Don Augusto Rejoins the Heterosexual Community

16 November 2017 10:17 - by Wallace Runnymede

Soho is a nice place to relax and let it all hang out. My heart was almost (but not quite) in my mouth, when I carelessly bumped bums with Don Augusto, outside an august leisure establishment, somewhere near-ish o’ Oxford Circus.

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News Channel Treats Politics as Theater

News Channel Treats Politics as Theater

16 November 2017 06:38 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.

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Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

15 November 2017 08:51 - by Wallace Runnymede

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of the holy dove of mercy.

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5 Tips to Successfully Analyze Your Poker Results

5 Tips to Successfully Analyze Your Poker Results

15 November 2017 08:23 - by Dexter Sinistri

Most committed poker players have ways to analyze their results over specific time periods. They do this mainly to improve their future scores by positively changing the past and present results.

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Start the Day with Whiskey! (A Witty Ode to Man’s Best & Only Friend)

Start the Day with Whiskey! (A Witty Ode to Man’s Best & Only Friend)

14 November 2017 05:46 - by Wallace Runnymede

Like not a few men, I have a faithful love that I have never once betrayed; and I know that, for her part, she shall never leave my side.

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