CIA Worried Legal Marijuana and Drug Business May Cut Its Smuggling Profits
MCLEAN, VA– The CIA was seen in a state of deep anxiety, pacing the floor of The George Bush Center for Intelligence in a sweat-soaked shirt and unruly beard. This was the first time since the day after November 3rd’s…
Vertigo, O, Vertigo! Land of the Brave and Free!
From last Monday night until Friday, I had the pleasure of living in the alternate reality called the nation Vertigo. My little brain spun like roulette wheel refusing to stop, defying our precious laws of physics with glee. The simple…
2050’s Online Pub Trivia Night: Trivia Questions about 2020 America
2050 promises to be a great year as we celebrate from here at what has recently become our coastal pub with another crowd-pleasing Trivia Night. 2050’s New Year’s questions will look back on a very different year, 2020: — Back…
Holiday Bowl Games: Movie Teams vs. TV Series Teams — A Gambler’s Guide to Possible Matchups
ESPN’s debating holiday bowl destinations for college football teams, but I, Tim the Tout, have the more interesting lines. The NCAA approved a television contingency, readied if Covid-19 surges so holiday bowls can’t field actual teams. Already, a number of…
After a difficult year, who will be 2020’s Christmas number 1?
The countdown to Christmas is officially on. Already, Christmas films are on our TV channels and subscription services, the shops are stocked with all our festive favourites – and of course, it’s time to start thinking about who will be…
How to Boost Business Growth
Most people will tell you that starting a business is the most difficult part of the entrepreneurial journey. However, getting a business off the ground is far less complicated than nurturing it and preparing it for growth! If you are…
So You’re About to Get Canceled
Your big mouth (or your thin-skinned fan base) has gotten you into hot water for something you said or did. It could have happened yesterday; it could have been in kindergarten. No matter the circumstance, your expected penance is an…
Trump to Take Starring Role in New Marvel Movie ‘The Incredible Sulk’
Those that lie awake at night worrying about what will happen to Donald Trump when he is dragged kicking and screaming from The White House in January can at last get some shut eye. A spokesperson for Walt Disney Studios,…
Biden to Give a Free Puppy to Every Illegal Immigrant
In a pledge to the American people that has shocked political observers, President Elect Joe Biden has committed to giving a free Labrador puppy to all illegal immigrants caught crossing into America through Mexico. “These poor people have been demonized…
Will There Be Changes to the Legal System Now Biden’s in Charge?
The months leading to the 2020 Presidential Election saw the United States in crisis. There was the Coronavirus pandemic. Then, amidst that, the public outcry against alleged police brutality. Those are among the many challenges that President-Elect Joe Biden faces….
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