Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

25 July 2017 02:13 - by NickFun

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie. “We have ruled out pesticides, smoking, stress, body mass index and all other factors”, said the journal […]

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Beautiful Women conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

Beautiful Women conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

25 July 2017 06:05 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them.

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Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

25 July 2017 12:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?

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Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

24 July 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.

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Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

23 July 2017 11:29 - by Wallace Runnymede

Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.

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If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

22 July 2017 07:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others stick with some form of psychoanalysis.

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Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

21 July 2017 06:31 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers at home. Based in LA, the club is called Citizens for Silencing Audience Noise. Ray […]

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News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

20 July 2017 08:55 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”

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Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

20 July 2017 07:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hope you enjoyed the quiz! Answers:

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

20 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes. If you found it funny (or just downright disturbing), feel free to share and tell your friends! 24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit and watch things pass by.

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The Secret of Not Going Broke From Gambling

The Secret of Not Going Broke From Gambling

19 July 2017 07:47 - by Dexter Sinistri

You are probably aware that betting is a phenomenon that is fast catching on, and many people are engaging in this activity daily. One has no way of knowing that you will win when you do gamble, but it is better to ensure your finances are safe when you delve into the habit. It is […]

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Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

19 July 2017 07:41 - by Dexter Sinistri

Just days after the cast of the Jurassic World sequel Fallen Kingdom finished filming, exciting plot info has been disclosed, intimating that a second shocking hybrid dinosaur species could be introduced to the plot of Jurassic World 2.

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