Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook The World.

Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook The World.

21 February 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

It was almost 50 years ago that the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York, just preceding the famous ‘Summer of Love’ of 1968. Having humble beginnings, it played first in a disco way off Broadway, the actors greeting and ushering people in before performing.

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“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism

“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism

20 February 2017 09:22 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Experts discover that American politicians, pundits, and journalists frequently say “That’s not appropriate” when they really mean, “I want to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them for doing that.” Leslie Montague, psychologist at Pick Your Brains Medical Center in Scranton, began researching the euphemism when she saw CNN correspondent Jim […]

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One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’

One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’

20 February 2017 06:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Glossy News is a non-partisan satire site. But even a co-editor is entitled to express one’s view on divisive issues, once in a while. I’m going down soon to the ‘One Day Without Us’ event in Leeds. Make sure you go too, if you are interested in this issue. Here are some tweets to get […]

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How FAKE NEWS is made (plus who, why and how)

How FAKE NEWS is made (plus who, why and how)

20 February 2017 05:01 - by Brian K. White

In the 2016 election season, Fake News websites sprung up quickly and in shocking numbers. Many believed their lies and voted based on them, but what IS fake news and how does it work? How propagan-do??? Making headlines is hard, but making fake news is as easy as ABC (but in Russian). Fake news comes […]

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Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans

Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans

19 February 2017 09:46 - by Benjamin Cain

To address the challenge presented by the new Republican Party, the Democratic Party has been replaced by a bevy of comedians. The challenge began in 2017 when President Donald Trump made psychopathy cool. Henceforth the Republicans became informally known as the Psycho Clown Posse. Trump capitalized on the press’s bad press, further demonizing journalists whom […]

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Betsy’s Twat Burnt Down My Son’s School

Betsy’s Twat Burnt Down My Son’s School

19 February 2017 05:00 - by Tom Skulldaney

I heard the bulletin at work. There was a riot at the Ralph Kramden Elementary School in Los Angeles. That was my son’s school. I left work to hurry down and find him. When I got there hundreds of teachers were marching around the school chanting, “That wasn’t a tweet! That was a twat! That […]

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How Vicente Fox Won the Cold War

How Vicente Fox Won the Cold War

18 February 2017 05:01 - by Jonathan Ferguson

Nobody else can drop these #fucken #apostrophes like a boss! Let’s give it up for big Vic! (By the way, if you don’t believe me, look him up on Youtube. This is a really classy guy! Love his flow). *** Hey Jo, you know, we not havin your fucken missiles next door to our country.

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Stop Darwinophobia Now! Dawkinsism is the Science of Peace

Stop Darwinophobia Now! Dawkinsism is the Science of Peace

18 February 2017 05:00 - by Jonathan Ferguson

I’m sick of all these privileged bigots claiming that New Atheists are somehow ‘superior’ to the Moderate Political Islamist Community. I mean, remember when A C Grayling was advocating beheading everyone who insulted his wife, or when Richard Dawkins wanted to stone people who denied the literal inspired word of Darwin? This stuff is happening […]

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Mosquitoes- The Mini-Mes Of Vampires

Mosquitoes- The Mini-Mes Of Vampires

17 February 2017 05:01 - by rfreed

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense as they flit about having the wiles to dodge the hand raised in self defense.

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POMO Priorities (The Ballad of How Occidental Civilization Was Won & Lost)

POMO Priorities (The Ballad of How Occidental Civilization Was Won & Lost)

17 February 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

1. Don’t say REAL MEN DON’T RAPE! That’s essentialist!   But men shouldn’t rape…? STFU! Essentialist!!!!! *** 2. OMG! Stop comparing the Brotherhood to ISIS!   But they’re theocrats… OMG! #Hashtag, not all moderate political Islamists!

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CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

16 February 2017 05:00 - by Dan Geddes

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences. “We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our […]

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President Trump Trashes Oval Office

President Trump Trashes Oval Office

15 February 2017 05:00 - by Swan Morrison

White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. ‘He turned over tables,’ reported one source, ‘upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White House lawn.’ ‘He was beside himself with fury about the judgement of the 9th US Circuit Court of […]

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Psychiatrists reach Opposite Conclusions about President Trump’s Mental Health

Psychiatrists reach Opposite Conclusions about President Trump’s Mental Health

14 February 2017 05:37 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—On Monday, Feb 15, the New York Times published a letter signed by 37 psychiatrists who expressed severe doubts about President Trump’s mental health. Trump “appears to have had the fragile mind of a two-year old implanted into his 70 year-old brain,” said the psychiatrists. “Our expert medical opinion is that President […]

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U.S. Department Stores Renew War on Christmas

U.S. Department Stores Renew War on Christmas

14 February 2017 07:27 - by J.B. Riggs

If you haven’t entered a department store since early October, local man Skip Peters thinks you may be in for a shock. “Not one employee will wish you a merry Christmas,” he claims. According to Peters, stores across the country have boxed up the lawn inflatables and dancing Santas, along with their holiday cheer. What […]

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Scientific Advertising

Scientific Advertising

14 February 2017 05:05 - by Chris Worfolk

Scientific Advertising is an incredible book. Why? Because it is the online marketing bible. Everyone in online marketing is talking about it. This in itself would be a pretty impressive feat for a book. But it gets even more incredible: it was written in 1923. How is this possible? How does the entire global e-commerce […]

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Fighting Over the Birth Canal

Fighting Over the Birth Canal

14 February 2017 05:03 - by Tom Skulldaney

We fought the mosquitos for the Panama Canal. Thousands died fighting over the Suez Canal and between the snakes and the Untouchables, the Ganges Canal was a nightmare. But they were nothing compared to the current hubbub surrounding the Birth Canal. A canal that has caused more trouble than all the other canals combined.

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