My Novella. The Glorious Day of Epic Flâneurie Draws Ever Closer

My Novella. The Glorious Day of Epic Flâneurie Draws Ever Closer

28 July 2015 12:09 - by Mr TM

Just yesterday I said: My ebook novella The Great Flâneur Massacre will also be released on this date, for the princely and extravagant sum of just about $3! Oof! I just don’t know how the hell I get away with such ruthless marketing tactics. 3 whole dollars for a mere novella that might just be the greatest thing since Swifted Jonathans! […]

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Update on The Great Flâneur Massacre: Plus Two Free Books!

Update on The Great Flâneur Massacre: Plus Two Free Books!

27 July 2015 11:40 - by Mr TM

To celebrate my self-publishing of my first extended work of fiction, The Great Flâneur Massacre, I am providing two free gifts to past, present and future readers. One free text is a non-fiction ebook related to The Great Flâneur Massacre itself. It is a partly autobiographical piece, where I discuss my novella, the context of […]

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4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is LIVE!

4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is LIVE!

27 July 2015 12:01 - by Brian K. White

Today GlossyNews launches the official podcast. Technology, jokes, religion, Double-D list celebrities and more all feature prominently, so for the love of web, give it at least a solid five minutes of attention. Celebrity guests will only get bigger by the show, and the quality is climbing by the podisode, so check it out and […]

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Confederates Mourn: State’s Rights, National Interest are COLLECTIVIST Notions!!!

Confederates Mourn: State’s Rights, National Interest are COLLECTIVIST Notions!!!

26 July 2015 03:47 - by Mr TM

Groundbreaking research from Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has made an astonishing revelation. Yes. In an article published in the Pan-Bushmills Journal of Transcendental Obviousnesses, Smiggles assumes the following astonishing revisionist philosophical stance: Confederates are not rugged individualists after all! Actually, they are every bit […]

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Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican

Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican

25 July 2015 03:12 - by Mr TM

Pope Francis has recently denounced the efforts by notable megachurch entrepreneur Merle Swaggett to buy out the Vatican and run the Church on a more modern basis: The Catholic Church has been around for a fairly long time, but there are some who envy our long track record of spiritual and material success.

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The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate

The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate

24 July 2015 07:33 - by Brian K. White

There controversy over the pronunciation of the file type “.gif” is hotly contested, but there can only be one right answer. Don’t ask Jeff, Geoff, Gary, Gerald, Jason, George or Jorge, but their anecdotal life experience means nothing to this debate. There are no giraffes in Jurassic park, but you can buy a toy gun […]

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Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree

Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree

24 July 2015 07:04 - by Charles

Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.

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Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But NOT Transsexual! (2/2)

Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But NOT Transsexual! (2/2)

24 July 2015 02:46 - by Mr TM

Time for a bit of mutual mud-slinging, entrenched opinions and the politics of disagreement as one notable satirical persona says. Or again, as another such persona says: Of course, it’s perfectly true, from one perspective, that… But the other side of this dilemma, which is equally undeniable and obvious… Let’s see how US politicians have […]

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Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks

Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks

23 July 2015 05:58 - by Brian K. White

College summer jobs in the service industry can haphazardly introduce the young to celebrities big and small. Some celebrity jerk stories are obvious and believable, but others involve caricatures of characters who/which are down right unbelievable. Hard to swallow, if you will. This is a true story of one summer worker’s chance encounter with two […]

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Berke Breathed Breathes Life Again Into Bloom County

Berke Breathed Breathes Life Again Into Bloom County

23 July 2015 06:13 - by rfreed

Berke Breathed, beloved cartoonist of the once greatly beloved cartoon Bloom County, has returned from the dead…… Oh….. Wait a moment……he wasn’t actually dead…….. He only stopped making his cartoon for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!! Bloom County, once one of the most syndicated cartoons in the US back in the 1980’s, will be soon be showing its […]

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Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But NOT Transsexual! (1/2)

Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But NOT Transsexual! (1/2)

23 July 2015 02:43 - by Mr TM

Rick Santorum has not given the warm and generous welcome to the Supreme Court decision that a number of Republicans had anticipated. So he’s decided to avoid a false neutrality on this occasion and really speak from the heart. This may come as a surprise to not a few of you, but I think the […]

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New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet

New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet

22 July 2015 05:54 - by Brian K. White

Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster. Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything they can just to feel like they have an ounce of control in their lives. […]

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Donald Trump’s War Record

Donald Trump’s War Record

22 July 2015 01:39 - by rfreed

After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war experience. Here is what we have uncovered: As a young child Donald Trump on 10 […]

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Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran

Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran

22 July 2015 12:19 - by Mr TM

Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If we are going to let all these, you know, these hooomoseeexual atheiiists, you know, if […]

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NASA Pluto Probe Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid

NASA Pluto Probe Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid

21 July 2015 10:53 - by Mr TM

Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!! Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak in senses they can’t understand!!!

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Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (2/2)

Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (2/2)

20 July 2015 03:22 - by Mr TM

Last time: Q: Who gets to decide what is a ‘Genocide’ or a ‘Crime Against Humanity,’ and what is merely a series of purportedly less similar war crimes or atrocities? A: Whoever has the power to do so. … It’s as simple as that. No need to overthink it. Yes: the official narrative on the […]

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