Ultrasound Shows Chelsea Clinton’s Unborn Child is a Conservative

Ultrasound Shows Chelsea Clinton’s Unborn Child is a Conservative

23 April 2014 05:46 - by E. Williams

(Great Falls, VA.) – To the horror of the entire Clinton clan, ultrasound results have proven that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant with a conservative child. The family was overjoyed at the initial news of the pregnancy but, upon learning of the test results, have gone into a time of mourning over its political affiliation. Mrs. […]

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Hide your pets! Obama has plans for them!

Hide your pets! Obama has plans for them!

23 April 2014 01:46 - by Chuck Rivetto

Announcer: With everyone discussing ObamaCare, Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be interviewing the President about his latest health care plan. Janey: Welcome, Mr. President. Obama: Thank you, Janey. Dick: So what are you planning on getting wrong this time, Mr. President? Janey: Dick, please! Show a little respect! Obama: That’s […]

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Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says “Let’s Rock”

Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says “Let’s Rock”

22 April 2014 01:51 - by E. Williams

(Nevada) – Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has doubled down on his name calling by referring to the Bundy family as ‘domestic terrorists’ after the Bundy home became a lightning rod for controversy involving unpaid taxes. The situation began after patriarch Al Bundy refused to pay taxes on Big ‘Uns magazines as well as […]

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Privileged Teenager Survives Harrowing Plane Trip in Coach

Privileged Teenager Survives Harrowing Plane Trip in Coach

21 April 2014 09:44 - by deeptrout

A 16-year-old trust fund brat survived a frightening journey halfway across the Pacific Ocean on Sunday after climbing into the coach section of a Hawaiian Airlines jet flying from San Jose to Maui. The boy emerged unharmed despite uncomfortable temperatures, coffin like cramping, a lack of oxygen, inedible meals and crying babies an FBI official […]

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Obama Delays Holidays Until After Election

Obama Delays Holidays Until After Election

21 April 2014 02:02 - by E. Williams

(Washington, D.C.) – On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had his pen and phone out he would make a few other executive decisions as well. Since […]

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MSNBC Host Enters Rehab for ‘Tingles’ and Slobbering Affection for President

MSNBC Host Enters Rehab for ‘Tingles’ and Slobbering Affection for President

20 April 2014 04:54 - by E. Williams

(Palm Springs, CA) – After nearly six years of denial, MSNBC talk show host Chris Matthews, has finally checked himself into rehab due to the “tingles” he experiences whenever he sees, hears or meets President Barack Obama. Matthews has been afflicted with the condition, an extremely rare condition involving a sensation he feels up his […]

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Alanis Morissette, Sarah Jessic Paker in Horse Alliance Leaked

Alanis Morissette, Sarah Jessic Paker in Horse Alliance Leaked

20 April 2014 02:00 - by Brian K. White

The biggest name in 90s femimusic has been linked with the biggest name in subsription-only television faux drama. Akabus Morissette and Sarah Jessica Parker have not only come out as lebians, but as equine-Canadiamericans at that. In an announcement that shocked literally twos of soulless Hollywood star chasers, multi-platinum recording artst Alanis Morrissette has come […]

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Koch Bros. Top $100 Billion, Dead Pharaohs Impressed

Koch Bros. Top $100 Billion, Dead Pharaohs Impressed

19 April 2014 05:10 - by Brian K. White

Charles and David Koch, best known for the purest grades of frack-water you drink and the mercury you breathe, have reportedly topped the $100 billion mark in net worth. Let’s break down how much money that really is. Clearly it’s a lot, but more than that, it’s a nearly unfathomable amount. So absurd is this […]

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Posted in Biz News, Politics2 Comments

Donovan McNabb Cardboard Cutout Eludes Police!

Donovan McNabb Cardboard Cutout Eludes Police!

19 April 2014 02:39 - by FreeMann

Mesa, Arizona – Only days after the real Donovan McNabb was detained by local police enforcement, a six-foot cardboard cutout of the former NFL star continues to evade even the most physically fit officers. “I’ve never seen him move so well,” said Officer Eugene Hall after chasing the cutout for several feet before hunching over […]

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Aretha Franklin Chills Satireverse

Aretha Franklin Chills Satireverse

18 April 2014 09:07 - by deeptrout

Damn. Those are some big mammies. We’re talking motor yacht and a snorkel. [SOURCE 1] and [SOURCE 2]. Some people just can’t take a joke… I don’t get this one. If anyone should feel slighted it’s LaBelle, who the article states was arrested. Franklin is going to have a tough time proving damages.

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Teens in School Tour Bus Crash Catch Fire; Parents Glad it Wasn’t Aids

Teens in School Tour Bus Crash Catch Fire; Parents Glad it Wasn’t Aids

16 April 2014 05:30 - by JihadTimes

Parents of teenagers that were severely Jewed alive in the school tour bus crash in Los Angeles are now relieved from the good news that was delivered to them this week. The smarty-pant scientists confirmed this morning that the school bus indeed caught fire and it indeed “Jewed them up real good, crispy bacon to […]

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Posted in Health, Society3 Comments

Millions Worldwide Mourn The End Of The Golden Age Of The Internet

Millions Worldwide Mourn The End Of The Golden Age Of The Internet

16 April 2014 01:38 - by rfreed

It was a demise that many have seen coming for a long time. It is a tragedy whose full impact will not be noticed for a while to come. All things of great worth that are brought into this world go through a cycle- a difficult and long birth, a formative period where it is […]

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Yeezus Punishes Kanye West for Taking His Own Name in Vain

Yeezus Punishes Kanye West for Taking His Own Name in Vain

15 April 2014 05:48 - by JihadTimes

Yeezus, master of all universes, creator of light and darkness which thrives upon us has blamed and punished the innocent Kanye West for criticizing him in a public ceremony after calling him a “no good, dirty piece of shit” and “a disgrace to hip-hop music, if hip-hop was considered music.” Yeezuits attending the ceremony had […]

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Pothole Filled! DeSean Jackson Gypped?

Pothole Filled! DeSean Jackson Gypped?

15 April 2014 02:38 - by FreeMann

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – In response to the demand of residents living on Broad Street in Center City, Mayor Michael Nutter has filled a giant pothole, while simultaneously taking a step forward in a city-wide effort to legalize marijuana. “Today, Philadelphia has filled a deep void with a banned substance that will soon be legalized and […]

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Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert to Take Over for Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman

Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert to Take Over for Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman

14 April 2014 06:41 - by rfreed

The ultimate traitor, Steven Colbert, has sold his soul and gone over to the dark side of the Force. In signing a deal with CBS, probably with a pinprick and a signature in blood, he has given up his proud conservative legacy for filthy lucre. Once a true leader and outspoken critic on all things […]

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Who Leaked Jennette McCurdy Nude Selfies? The Answer May Surprise You

Who Leaked Jennette McCurdy Nude Selfies? The Answer May Surprise You

14 April 2014 04:39 - by Jenny Corvette

Jennette McCurdy, the 21-year-old star of Nickelodeon’s Sam and Cat and iCarly is making headlines not fit for her Nickelodeon audience. Nudey headlines. Several more semi-nude selfies have been leaked to the media, and we do mean leaked. The glossy 8×10′s were literally dripping with salaciousness when they arrived in our P.O. Box. In them, […]

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