Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!

After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa.

But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little Mix. Let’s give it all up (and how!) for ‘S/O 2 Mein Ex!’

Make sure you click on for more! I promise you are not going to regret it…

Much.
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NEW Trump Cartoons! Definitely NOT Fake News! (Or Counterfeit Pictures!)

Welcome to our funny new Cartoonist, Up Chuck!

First of all, we have an important question:

Can a Narcissist Ever Get the Love he Needs?!

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Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism.

Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:

Mr Dear Leader, our secret, secret, utterly non-non-non-non-non-non-existent confidential source from the intelligence community says that Communism has somehow managed to (perhaps perfectly unwittingly and inadvertently) end the lives of millions of innocent people. Do you have a comment for us on this important issue!

All of a sudden, lil Kim began to scream: Read more Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

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The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal.
Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it!
But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is the hideous Tory / Top German leader sex tape!
So just click on now… If you dare! Read more The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

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Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites behind these recent allegations.

In a spontaneous astroturf mass rally outside the Gregg’s bakery in Kensington, Labour’s best-beloved anti-racist working class hero held forth as follows: Read more Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle.

Last night, he was arrested in Turkey.

The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey.

He was, however, wholly unable to bring home the bacon.

Lord Ashcroft drily, if passionately, remarks: Read more HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

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