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After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph

After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph

After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph. Continue Reading

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God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations

God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations

Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’

Same, of course for Tony Blair! Even if, unlike Wallace Runnymede, Tony Blair definitely, definitely, definitely ‘Shouldn’t Do God.’

But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God. Continue Reading

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MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS.

The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some very interesting news about The Donald. Continue Reading

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Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time.
Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). Continue Reading

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Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him

Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him

The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much. Continue Reading

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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
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David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll

David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll

Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man.
Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party as, say, the charismatic and talented Enda Kenny. Continue Reading

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Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity!

There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’ Continue Reading

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Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Pre-Brexit story…

Post-Brexit laughs! Continue Reading

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Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank.
However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing. Continue Reading

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20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary.

But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK. Continue Reading

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England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. Continue Reading

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PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless controversy. Continue Reading

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The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

Some years ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to “prove” they are not hostile towards individual Muslims. Continue Reading

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Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

NOTE:

This story from a while back shows Ed never quite succeeded in his plan to save the British economy.

Still, like all politicians, he did have good intentions; and that’s all that matters! Continue Reading

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SJWs Outraged as Taiwanese Culturally Appropriate Pro-Cat Activism

SJWs Outraged as Taiwanese Culturally Appropriate Pro-Cat Activism

Recently, Taiwan banned the slaughter of cats and dogs for food.

Far from being thrilled at this measure, SJWs have created a crushing list of grievances on Social Justice Tumblr. Continue Reading

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