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No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever].
In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer Rick Earle has been arrested in London’s red light area. Continue Reading

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RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland

RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland

“They may take yer pugs, but they will never take yer freedom!” has long been a sacred staple of Scottish patriotism; alongside deep-fried pizza, Special Bru and losing every major sporting tournament going! Continue Reading

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“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted him to do it. Continue Reading

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UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!

UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!

After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another inexpicably biased ruling.

The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably constitute a serious breach of his human rights.
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London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel

London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel

Iconic London poet Charles Brady had to be rescued from the inside of a buffalo this week, at Dublin’s Raven Hotel in Ireland. Brady told Glossy News: Continue Reading

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Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!

Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!

Drivers caught cooking whilst driving are to face tough penalties, the government says. Under new rules expected to come in next year, drivers will receive six points on their license and a £120 fine. Continue Reading

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All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says: Continue Reading

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April Fools: The Silliest Tabloid Headlines So Far This Month!

April Fools: The Silliest Tabloid Headlines So Far This Month!

Section 28er Tory Homophobes Denounce Putin and Erdogan’s Bigotry Against Gay Folk

Edgy: Obituary: Top ISIS Executioner Was Militant Vegan from High Wycombe. Continue Reading

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Hundreds of Slaves Rescued from IKEA Mines in Svooolsbaaard Mountains

Hundreds of Slaves Rescued from IKEA Mines in Svooolsbaaard Mountains

In a sunrise raid in Sweden, which in fairness is about 4 hours long this time of year, UNPOL officers (not to be confused with Unipol) rescued dozens of blonde teenagers from the IKEA mines (not to be confused with ISIS, ISIL or Iain Duncan Smith) several meters from the company headquarters.

Ingvar Namewithheld was among the rescued, telling her tales of times spent stuck in the furniture mines. Continue Reading

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Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)

Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)

I was walking down to Waitrose
When out the corner of my eye Continue Reading

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Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides.

Wow! What an amazing find! Continue Reading

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Neo-Nazis Condemn ‘Rothschild Media Lies’ About Hitler Facebook Gaffe

Neo-Nazis Condemn ‘Rothschild Media Lies’ About Hitler Facebook Gaffe

Hitler was added to this group in error.

Hitler strongly condemns antisemitism, and all other forms of racism, particularly against the pure Aryan race. Continue Reading

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YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far

Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings Continue Reading

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Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze…

‘Cough your asshole out! Continue Reading

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Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day.

And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy!

Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the Artist Formerly known as…

Well, anyhoo! Continue Reading

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Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug

Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug

GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?” Continue Reading

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Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’

Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’

Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said: Continue Reading

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David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed.

But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create a worldwide MONOCULTURE of NATO hegemony. Continue Reading

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