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John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!

Foamy-mouthed neoconservative intellectual and MIC-beloved establishment conspiracy theory John Bolton has come out fighting against allegations that the Iran ‘smoking gun’ is just another Blair-stylee WMD fraud! Now, let’s remember the Maine thing we all have to remember… He begins….

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With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!

Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…

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“WHY DO THE OTHER BOYS GET AWAY WITH IT?!” Kim Jong Un Defends Notorious Gulag System!

Ardent sometimes-Trumper Kim Jong Un has come out fighting against dishonest ‘fake news’ media criticisms of his mass labour camp system. It’s just so unfair! How came it’s all just find and dandy that Americans been allowed to mass-arrest millions…

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Kings of the Tyrant Lizards? T-Rex Takes on Tremendous Tory Tripwire Tantrumistas!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: The UK is well known for its political dinosaurs, but what about its cocaine–addled ‘needle and silver spoon’ brigade????? After a two day drug-fuelled bender Rex senses a political opportunity and runs for Tory leadership.

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U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…

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Brexit Limericks (TRIGGER WARNING FOR LEAVE & REMAIN!)

There once was a lady called Tess Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best England expected, but half the cabinet defected Maybe just join Yellow Vests?   There once was an elitist called Cable Who sold out as…

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