Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism.
Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:
Mr Dear Leader, our secret, secret, utterly non-non-non-non-non-non-existent confidential source from the intelligence community says that Communism has somehow managed to (perhaps perfectly unwittingly and inadvertently) end the lives of millions of innocent people. Do you have a comment for us on this important issue!
All of a sudden, lil Kim began to scream: Read more Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”