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Nation of Self-Obsessed Attention Hogs Whine About Sea Levels Rising Due to Climate Change

FUNAFUTI, TUVALU– After years of whining and moaning about possible ecological devastation and flooding which would render their entire country uninhabitable, little Tuvalu finally got its moment in the sun when the international press threw the petulant brats a handful…

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Mutharika Makes Statement On Vampires

As the world becomes a smaller place thanks to digital technology, it’s becoming easier than ever to pass ideas from one culture to another. Digital streaming means that we can view films that were made in other countries and in…

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Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!

You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!

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Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague

The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.

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Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”

After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.

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Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)

“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…

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100 to 1 Ratio?! Social Media Page of UK’s Fox News Wannabe’s Striking Questions On Attitude Shifts

This is based on something I originally published on Medium on March 03, 2020. My post from around 3pm UK time (i.e. March 03) shows something VERY striking about social media today, with potentially HUGE ramifications in terms of social…

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SCAM ALERT! ‘Pro Religious’ Politicians are NOT a Friend to Religious People!

The dangers of reactionary overshoot: do self-styled populist and conservative politicians who ‘love God’ really want to help religious people?

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WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?不不不不不不不

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

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Billionaire Purple Property Journos Can’t Wait to Tell You About their Foolproof Coronavirus Cunning Plan!

Well-heeled London glitterati media hacks Jon Snow and Nick Robinson just can’t wait to tell you about the latest earth-shattering Coronavirus intervention out there!

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