Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Strange People

Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined. Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to…

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Posted in The Rest

Trump Comes Clean on Golden Showers

“Honest to God, I thought those bitches peed gold!”

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Five Ways a Trump Presidency is Like Gilligan’s Island

Let me just say Richard Condon was wrong. The Manchurian Candidate is from Moscow and he ain’t brainwashed. Nothing about the recent election would make for a decently plausible political thriller or even proper parody. I know truth is stranger…

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Posted in Music

Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….”

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Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

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Posted in War Zone World News

Have You Ever Thought About Joining ISIS?

NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: We rarely republish pieces at Glossy News, even though the ‘Glossy News Classics’ occasional series will feature some great work from our back catalogue. But this recent piece was so hilarious, we are publishing it again!…

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