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CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to Justin Raimondo, most people believe that something is very wrong in America. But what?! Well… Continue Reading

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No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever].
In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer Rick Earle has been arrested in London’s red light area. Continue Reading

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RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland

RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland

“They may take yer pugs, but they will never take yer freedom!” has long been a sacred staple of Scottish patriotism; alongside deep-fried pizza, Special Bru and losing every major sporting tournament going! Continue Reading

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“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted him to do it. Continue Reading

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Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!!

Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

The Rover returns!

Long-serving, long-suffering Glossy News humorist rfreed recently went on a road trip in the Appalachian mountains, and posted some memes about it. Continue Reading

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Random Thoughts XIII: Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!

Random Thoughts XIII: Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!

Windrush Generation

When is the rule of law not the rule of law?
When it is.
Confused?
You should be! Continue Reading

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UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!

UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!

After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another inexpicably biased ruling.

The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably constitute a serious breach of his human rights.
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Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality

Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality

Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom?

Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day? Continue Reading

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London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel

London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel

Iconic London poet Charles Brady had to be rescued from the inside of a buffalo this week, at Dublin’s Raven Hotel in Ireland. Brady told Glossy News: Continue Reading

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Should Satirists Use Patreon? Yes, But There’s a Caveat!

Should Satirists Use Patreon? Yes, But There’s a Caveat!

So, here we are then! The immortal question! Patreon: yea or nay?

I’m definitely a ‘yea.’

Patreon is a great website. It has its constructive critics, as well as its defenders.

However, please be aware that depending on the character of your work, you may need a thick skin. Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed

CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed

Guest post by Lisa Way.

How do I love greed?

Let me count the ways.

I love greed to the depth and breadth and height

My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight. Continue Reading

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Random Thoughts XII: Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!

Random Thoughts XII: Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!

Counter-Terrorism in Middle Earth

If Mordor was the Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was the equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do? Continue Reading

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Film Critic Fired at London Cinema

Film Critic Fired at London Cinema

Edinburgh based film critic Mary Watkins has been arrested for shooting dead sixty four cinema goers at an Ealing cinema.

One witness commented:

It all started with her open disapproval of the opening credit names in the introduction to the movie. Continue Reading

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A Star is Fallen? FBI Investigate Robert De Niro for Donald Trump Death Threats

A Star is Fallen? FBI Investigate Robert De Niro for Donald Trump Death Threats

Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the Godfather movies, but also his vociferous criticism of Donald Trump.
However, things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigate him for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Continue Reading

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Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry

Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry

With all due respect to the outcome of the 2016 presidential campaign, to those who voted for Donald Trump, and to the policies and performance of the Trump administration… Continue Reading

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Sports stars – does payment reflect performance?

Sports stars – does payment reflect performance?

The transfer of Neymar from Barcelona to Paris Saint-Germain for a world record $273 million last summer heralded a new era of big-money signings in sport. Continue Reading

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Nazism is the White Nationalism of Peace (Justin Antitheist Guest Post)

Nazism is the White Nationalism of Peace (Justin Antitheist Guest Post)

The beliefs of the Charlottesville terrorist had nothing to do with this act of terrorism.
I learned from Obama that to call it “racist terrorism” is bigotry against other racists and that this terrorism has nothing to do with racism. #notall Continue Reading

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Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War

Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War

The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the Middle Eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons.

“It happens,” said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. “We had them all ready to go, but then things got crazy, we were running late, and the next thing you know, we forgot them.” Continue Reading

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