Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New ‘AIDS Pride’ & ‘Cancer Pride’ Days

Despite numerous caveats and reservations from the Autistic Dark Web, the self-appointed ‘autistic community’ have recently been revelling in Autistic Pride.

However, while June may have been devoted to the flamboyantly carnivalesque celebration of debilitating bowel problems, crippling depression, soul-destroying anxiety and social death, August is shaping up to be even more exciting.

The AIDS community are now actively lobbying to have AIDS recognised not as some kind of horrible disease like autism or cancer, but merely another form of ‘diversity.’ Or ‘immunological diversity,’ if you will.

An anonymous woke white male centrist intellectual from the pro-neurodiversity UK Labour Party tells us:

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Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep!

(No, ACTUALLY weep)…

Food, Adequate Food!
You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two
I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd
My Sweet Hoard Read more Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

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Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce

Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials…
By joining the fight against Jew hatred.
Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to quote an old radical socialist saw, ‘Ending white privilege starts with ending Jewish privilege.’
Workshops include such stunning highbrow, respectable, bourgeois socialist insights as: Read more Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce

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Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Cometh the hour, cometh the man!
Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban!
Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming…
Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running!

No more bent bananas and made up oppressions
No more censorship and manufactured microaggressions
We will be manufacturing half the world
Now shut up and let us get on with your Exodus, you little turds! Read more Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

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Victimhood is Mighty! The Autistic Dark Web Confronts the Bitter Orthodoxies of Disability & Mental Health

One of the most unintentionally hilarious things about the current postmodernist consensus is the bizarre notion that there is something incredibly edgy, provocative and radical about the moronic SJW boilerplate du jour.

TERF-punching misogynists consider themselves to be an oppressed minority, heroically fighting back against their omnipotent and omniscient cisscum oppressors. Read more Victimhood is Mighty! The Autistic Dark Web Confronts the Bitter Orthodoxies of Disability & Mental Health

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OMG! World’s Logic Scholars Left Reeling in Mass Suicide: Donald Trump Makes ‘Impossible Discovery!’

Since the days of Aristotle, logic has been considered a cornerstone of civilisation.

Logicians have been highly respected (and despised) scholars, and while nobody particularly likes them, their intellectual credentials have generally been considered second to none. Despite the cavils of Tertullian, Martin Luther, Al-Ghazali and many others, critical thinking and philosophy has remained an important staple of the academic world.

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Saudi Woman Causes Nation’s First Ever Pile-Up

King Salman: “I told you this would happen”

A Saudi Arabian woman has created history in Riyadh today by causing her kingdom’s first ever peak-hour multi-vehicle accident. Mother of 3 Hamida Ghabbour blamed the accident on 1400 years without practice, and said she can’t wait until alcohol restrictions are lifted, so she can blame the booze instead. Read more Saudi Woman Causes Nation’s First Ever Pile-Up

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Bitterness Isn’t Working: The Decline of Radical Autism & the Rise of the Autistic Dark Web

 

In the 1960s, two major civilisational value shifts occurred in Western countries. Postmodernist intellectuals shifted our traditional political and moral values away from objectivism, towards subjectivism. This means that the truth is all about what you feel, rather than having any real compelling objective weight and force. You’ve probably seen a lot of sanctified idiots whingeing about how they have a ‘right to an opinion,’ or even saying ‘this is just an opinion.’ We all know, of course, that opinions are not worth very much; because an opinion, when all is said and done, is merely that. An opinion. Nothing more. Read more Bitterness Isn’t Working: The Decline of Radical Autism & the Rise of the Autistic Dark Web

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 8! Politics

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Like a lot of people, Brian was caught by surprise by the surprise (or shock) win for Donald Trump.
In fairness, expert pollsters and commentators were no better off.
In today’s playlist, Brian also has a savage take-down of political love doctor Ben Carson, as well as more freaky fun with mildly confused / confusing GOP establishment ‘celebrity’ Mitch McConnell. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 8! Politics

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Not Funny: Frankie Boyle & Co Arrested in Ireland for ‘Offensive’ Jokes (Competition Goes Sour!)

UK comedians are known for their racy sense of humour. Ricky Gervais has used the word ‘mong,’ my satire guru Bernard Manning has been widely accused of racism, while Roy Chubby Brown is notoriously offensive.

Ireland, however, is very much a right-wing country, as demonstrated by their recent decision to go the way of Adolf Hitler and vote for the eugenicisation of the disabled.

Add to this the Stephen Fry blasphemy kerfuffle, and it’s clear that things are not looking good over there.

To make matters worst, a whole horde of edgy UK comedians have been arrested in a mass frenzy of respectable bourgeois-metropolitan high dudgeon. Read more Not Funny: Frankie Boyle & Co Arrested in Ireland for ‘Offensive’ Jokes (Competition Goes Sour!)

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 2!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

I’m currently running a series of articles about Brian’s Youtube Channel. As some of you will know already, Brian K. White is the boss and webmaster of Glossy News, while I am the managing editor. (Send me your funny satire stories or other funny content to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com!)

Last time, we looked at Brian’s mockumentary playlist. This time, we’re looking at his funny web parodies of the television series ‘Cops.’ Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 2!

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Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’


Australians are well renowned (some would say infamous!) for their straight talking, a national trait which is enough to send even the customarily forthright Dutch and Russians screaming into their safe spaces.
Read more Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’

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White Nationalism is Not the Answer: Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid!


White Nationalism is a counsel of despair.
White nationalists are indeed 100% correct that the most effective way of stopping Islamic Extremism and racial tensions is killing and deporting everyone of a different race or religion.
But if we do that, how are we any better than ISIS? Freakin’ idiots! Read more White Nationalism is Not the Answer: Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid!

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G7 Leaders Remind President Trump How American Economic Imperialism Works

Dateline: CHARLEVOIX, QUEBEC—President Trump’s imposing of tariffs against America’s allies, Canada, Mexico, and the EU, has put these allies in the awkward position of having to remind Mr. Trump that the international system of economic regulations was put in place by America to establish that country as the global hegemon.
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Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!

Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com.
Who would you like to include in YOUR poem? Read more Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!

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