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The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey
The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…
BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…
WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? BORIS OR BUST? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I…
BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???
It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…
Ways to Make Money You Might Not Have Heard Of!
Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…
The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)
Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…
TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!
Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…
Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…
Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!
Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…
“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…
O’Rourke Discovers Racism Exists
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome, Jenna! Please share her story about one of the current presidential candidates! ASHUA, NH – Per an anonymous source, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appeared “smug and contented” after the release of his op-ed revealing the…
WELL, DUH! BBC Poll: 100% of UK Citizens Consider VIP Paedo Rings a Myth…
In the UK, former paediatric nurse Carl Beech has been accused of falsely concocting claims of VIP paedophile rings. This raises some troubling questions (and unwelcome memories) for a lot of people in the UK and worldwide; especially in light…
Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!
Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…
Voters to Presidential Candidates: “Get Back to Work… You’re a Year Early!”
Everywhere, USA- Fresh of the heels of the first round of debates among Democratic Presidential hopefuls, and the “official” launch of President Donald Trumps re-election campaign, it appears the 2020 Presidential Campaign is in full swing. On the Democratic side,…
Senate Republicans Blame Dems for Failed Budget Negotiations with White House
Washington, DC- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lashed out at Senate Democrats today, after his fellow Republicans failed to reach an agreement on a long term military funding bill with White House negotiators, resulting in a reported physical altercation…
Hot Off The Press… Oops, Census Citizenship Question Remains!
Washington, DC- Fresh off a Supreme Court ruling which temporarily banned a citizenship question from appearing on the 2020 Census, U.S. Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross confirmed to members of the media on Tuesday that the government printing presses had…
SPACE PIRATE PUTIN Dumps Nuclear Treaty with America… Trump Buzzing, Whole World Fuzzing!
Moscow, RU- On Wednesday, rugged Russian President and self-styled hyper-masculine space pirate Vladimir Putin signed a bill that officially withdrew Russia from the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (IRNFoT); bringing to an end, the end of the Cold War. It…
JEONGMAL! Stans Sigh, Bumbling “BTS Buttigieg” Sharpens His Korean
Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg revealed today that he had learned the Korean language to better enjoy the music of K-pop sensations BTS. The South Bend, Indiana, mayor attended a recent concert, part of the group’s “Love Yourself” world tour,…
RUSH LIMBAUGH BLUNDER! “Drinking Toilet Water a Step Up For Migrants… & it Tastes Great!
Palm Beach, FL- Conservative firebrand and longtime hate addict, Rush Limbaugh, managed to get the attention of non-right wing extremists on Tuesday, when he made a series of potentially racist comments regarding a congress woman, and detainees housed at a…
HHS Offers APOCALYPTIC Warning… John Bolton’s Opioids About to Wear Off!
The end of the world is nigh, and there’s nothing you can do about it! The Antichrist is among us, and we’ve not got much time… How so? Well, read on to find out more! Pretty sure the mainstream media…
Iran to US: “Thanks for the New Drone Tech!”
Washington, DC- On Thursday evening, moments before he was to order an air strike against Iran, President Donald Trump received a letter of thanks from the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, for sharing the latest in American drone technology, after…
More Fucking LIES: President Denies His Re-Election Campaign Started in 2017!!!
Orlando, FL- The script read almost exactly the same… minus the “rapists.” The expired, irrelevant chants of “Lock her up,” rang out from the frenzied mob, blissfully unconcerned by the absolute silliness of the scene. They had waited for days…
Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow
Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…
Mnuchin Passes on Tubman, Offers Trump as Compromise for New $20
Washington, DC- On Thursday, Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin, announced he had scrapped plans to release an updated $20 bill featuring the likeness of famed American abolitionist Harriet Tubman, sighting security issues with the design. The new bill had…
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