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Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024

Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their hats into the ring at a press conference in  Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr. Putin hopes to…

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OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers

Semper Fi!  A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp…

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Incoming House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan vowed to investigate the “liberal, Democrat plot to deny patriotic Americans Fauci Footballs during Christmas.”

Speaking in front of a Christmas tree, with rifles dangling from the branches, he said: “We are still a capitalist nation. So, God-fearing patriots should have been able to buy Fauci Footballs for their children to kick around during Christmas.”…

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More Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next 50 Years

Presidential Election Announcements as the Great Awakening Plays Out (President / VicePresident)2024: Donald Trump / Ivanka Trump2028: *Ivanka Trump / Donnie Trump, Jr.2032: *Ivanka Trump /Jared Kushner2036: *Jared Kushner/ Tiffany Trump2040: Kim Guilfoyle / Eric Trump2044: Barron Trump / Donald…

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Celebrities That Know Their Way Around Casinos

Celebrities never seem to come out of fashion. They fascinate us with the way they perform in movies, in theaters, at concerts, and in the field too. They’re known for their unusual hobbies and that’s why welove them. With that…

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Dear Polly’s Guide For Guys Who Can’t Get a Date

(Lovelorn Neo-Nazis, Proud Boys ask advice columnist for help) Dear Polly: I like this girl but she won’t go out with me. Do you think she doesn’t like me because I l admire Adolf Hitler and how he tried to…

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The Planet where we live

There’s no planet labelled B. Instead, we live on a planet labelled D…. Dystopia. I once thought a dystopian society was one ruled by anarchists. It turns out I was wrong. A dystopian society is one led by zombies and…

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Marshal Earp Not OK with N.R.A. Promoting Tombstone Gun Violence

(Tombstone Epitaph, Arizona Territory – September, 1881, Edition) Deputy U.S. Marshal Virgil Earp, with brothers Wyatt and Morgan, expressed outrage about a recent Tombstone gathering featuring a National Rifle Association rep. The organization was chartered last decade in New York….

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Ayatollah Khamenei Offers Citizenship and Villas to Boebert and Greene

Tehran, Iran (Al Jazeera). In an unusual bid to appease and distract protestors, particularly young Iranian females, who have taken to the streets to mourn the death of Masha Amini (a young woman who was arrested last week and who died…

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We are so proud to be Mussolinis

Salt Lake City, UT (AP). It might be recalled that in the early stages of the 2016 presidential campaign, concerns about the disaster that Trump would wreak on the party were raising alarms among the Republican faithful. At first, he…

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