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CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.

“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience,” said Wolf Blitzer of CNN. “So we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, small infants, and millennials cry uncontrollably.”

CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their sheer terror that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh policies, and brutish lack of diplomatic tact.

“Just as we issue warnings before showing bloody, mangled corpses after mass murders or terrorist attacks, so we will issue warnings before showing the face of Donald J. Trump or mentioning his name.”

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Labour Expulsions and Boozhee Anarchy: What Do They Mean by Anti-Capitalism?

Labour Expulsions and Boozhee Anarchy: What Do They Mean by Anti-Capitalism?

Despite it all, the Trots and Tankies trying to infiltrate the Labour Party don’t seem to be having it all their own way in recent times.
At least according to the following article and quote.

On the basis of my experience, only one conclusion can be reached: a section of the right wing of the Labour Party has formed a clandestine network of individuals at all levels of the Party; and this network is working to expel anyone who is organised to fight against capitalism.

http://www.socialist.net/my-mp-plotted-to-expel-me-from-the-labour-party-and-i-have-the-evidence.htm

But if a word means everything, it means nothing!
I’m not really sure what they mean by anti-capitalist?
If it means opposing Tory austerity and supporting welfare and public health, then I don’t see that as being anti-capitalist.
If it means locking up small business owners and putting them in Gulags then this is a form of violent extremism, which any socialist party leadership is entitled to consider as grounds for expulsion, just like the Tories and Lib Dems are entitled to expel Neo-Nazis and eugenicists.
To be fair, it’s not really a big deal expelling people who don’t support the basic ethos of the party.
The Labour Party (say) is not like the SWP or the Sparts, it’s for people who are really interested in making positive, constructive change.
And the virtue-signalling of Trots and Tankies has nothing whatsoever to add to this.
The far left poison everything.
Of course, I obviously would hope that there would be reasonable room for discussion about what policies are realistic and useful, without artificially foreclosing the debate.
But I just cannot for the life of me see why people whose first loyalty is to the holy ice-pick-dodger Trotsky (PBUH) and not to the overwhelming majority of people in Britain, including genuine working class folk, not Marxists, ever needs to be remotely entertained.
In this light, articles such as the one linked to above should be viewed with suspicion.
You cannot serve two masters.
What communion hath Birmingham with Moscow?
And what companionship hath the Brudenell Social Club with the Gulags of Siberia!

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting.

“Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone.

“Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily pulled paperwork out of his attache case. Looking up and glancing around the room, he hushedly asked his Secret Service men, “Did this room get cleared for bugs? We can’t afford to get any fake news leaks started today.” Continue Reading

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Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action!

Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action!

This is a good liberal, secular policy that will set similar standards and guarantees of liberty for everyone.
In an idea world, you wouldn’t ban clothing.
But by this point, the risks of not banning them are greater still. Continue Reading

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President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

Dear President Trump,

My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread concerns by members of your own administration, Congress, and your wife, about your stability. Each has observed that since you became president, your behavior has become increasingly erratic, or, to quote your recently fired FBI Director, “the dude’s batsh*t crazy.”

This is an executive summary of the results. My findings highlight several areas of serious concern about your overall emotional, psychological and mental health. 

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Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists

Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists

Show me a Nazi who deserves a punch, and I will show you someone else who DOESN’T (like Julie Bindel or Peter Tatchell), and who will end up getting punched.
I have no love for Nazis like Richard Spencer, but let’s be smart.
For God’s sake, don’t start legitimizing vigilante action.
The Nazis themselves started that shite with the SA and SS.
This is a slippery slope running down an endless abyss with no bottom.
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(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists…

See the pattern emerging yet?

They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and no-one, and everywhere and nowhere.

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Republicans and al Qaeda face Conundrum of how to Continue their Escalating Evil

Republicans and al Qaeda face Conundrum of how to Continue their Escalating Evil

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according to some political experts.
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WHY IRAN? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

WHY IRAN? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

CIA had no way of staying afloat
Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats
Never mind the refugees
We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany
We created the Taliban
And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land
We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid fear
Bombing kids from Kabul to aye reet here

Why Iran, why aye, why aye man
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Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive news; Zionism and capitalism are to blame.

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Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags

Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags

If you think warmongering is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an utter moron.

If you think peace is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an irredeemable imbecile. Continue Reading

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Refuting the ‘Empathy Libel’ of Autism: Too Little, Too Late?

Refuting the ‘Empathy Libel’ of Autism: Too Little, Too Late?

Just look at this recent quote on autism:

Our work is showing that in Asperger Syndrome it is primarily cognitive empathy that is impaired, whilst affective empathy is intact.
Hm!

Mildly encouraging, although no doubt too little, too late for those who were liquidated like rats in Auschwitz and Treblinka. Continue Reading

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We Can Justify Making Saudi Arabia Our Ally for the Same Reasons as Nazi Germany

We Can Justify Making Saudi Arabia Our Ally for the Same Reasons as Nazi Germany

1. An alliance with Nazi Germany could have provided us with excellent anti-Soviet intel.

2. Economics-wise, Germany was hard to overlook. Plenty of rich carbon resources; in the short to medium term, a significant player in the world economy up to now. Continue Reading

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Liberals VS SJWs: Burn Them Books, Bigot

Liberals VS SJWs: Burn Them Books, Bigot

LIBERAL: Anyone who is too scared to refute an inflammatory writer should get the hell out of the way and let more courageous people do it.

SJW: STOP TRIGGERING ME! The free marketplace of ideas isn’t infallible. What if they actually win?!

LIBERAL: Nobody ever said it was. Continue Reading

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Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago. Continue Reading

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Glossy News Classics XI: NickFun’s “North Korean Crimes Against Humanity Almost as Bad as US”

Glossy News Classics XI: NickFun’s “North Korean Crimes Against Humanity Almost as Bad as US”

The United Nations declared today that atrocities committed by North Korea Security chiefs and possibly even president Kim Jong-un are so horrendous they could be compared to how the US treats prisoners at Guantanamo, Abu Graib and other ‘secret’ prisons around the world.

“This kind of behavior does not belong in a civilized society!” declared Michael Kirby, chairman of the U.N. Commission of Inquiry. Continue Reading

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Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, seek to Vote as Honourary Americans

Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, seek to Vote as Honourary Americans

Thousands of Canadians are lobbying the United States government to allow them to vote as honourary Americans in US elections, despite their lacking US citizenship, because they know more about the United States than Canada.
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