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CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.

“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience,” said Wolf Blitzer of CNN. “So we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, small infants, and millennials cry uncontrollably.”

CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their sheer terror that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh policies, and brutish lack of diplomatic tact.

“Just as we issue warnings before showing bloody, mangled corpses after mass murders or terrorist attacks, so we will issue warnings before showing the face of Donald J. Trump or mentioning his name.”

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Another Rocky & Spyder Scam Video: Watch it, & Follow Brian on Youtube

Another Rocky & Spyder Scam Video: Watch it, & Follow Brian on Youtube

You ever get bored of mainstream, hipster-unfriendly petting zoos? Continue Reading

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Google Analytics for Satirists (I): Demographics and Facebook Ads

Google Analytics for Satirists (I): Demographics and Facebook Ads

If you run a satire site, Google Analytics is very handy.

Today, I’m going to remind you about something very important for those of you who run Facebook Ads for your satire site. Continue Reading

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Historical Interest or Historical Relic? 6 Mitch McConnell Parody Ads from Way Back!

Historical Interest or Historical Relic? 6 Mitch McConnell Parody Ads from Way Back!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Brian K. White’s Youtube channel is well worth subscribing to! Continue Reading

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Satirists & Creators: Make Sure Social Media is a Secondary Consideration!

Satirists & Creators: Make Sure Social Media is a Secondary Consideration!

I’ve been reading up a bit, and I’ve decided that I agree with what people are saying.

Social media has serious disadvantages. Continue Reading

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Rocky and Spyder Accounting Scam (Plus, Even More Video Fun Tomorrow!)

Rocky and Spyder Accounting Scam (Plus, Even More Video Fun Tomorrow!)

Everybody loves taxes!

Lovin’ spoonfuls at the ready! Continue Reading

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Why Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (III: Common Ground & Scorched Earth)

Why Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (III: Common Ground & Scorched Earth)

Ideal Correspondence, Corresponding Ideals

Convergence of ideas on some key issues: Continue Reading

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Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (II: New Slaves, New Strategy)

Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (II: New Slaves, New Strategy)

Yesterday, I briefly introduced Sean Matgamna, and the Marxist betrayal of secularism.

Here is a brief discussion of some possible reasons for the Marxist collaboration with Alt-Islam. Continue Reading

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Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (I: Who Betrayed Marxism?)

Why Do Marxists Oppose Secularism? (I: Who Betrayed Marxism?)

Many Marxists oppose secularism, and stand on the side of radical Islam; hence, for example, their complicity with the murders of the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists. Continue Reading

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Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Social Media?

Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Social Media?

This morning, I’ve read some very sobering things about social media. I’ll link to some interesting articles in the piece I’m posting tomorrow at Glossy News about creators, social media and priorities. Continue Reading

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Milo Yiannopoulos says Montenegro Should Join NATO

Milo Yiannopoulos says Montenegro Should Join NATO

Self-styled ‘dangerous faggot’ and Alt-Right pin-up Milo Yiannopoulos has recently made a stunning speech about the fabulous opportunities NATO offer for Montenegro. Continue Reading

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Two More Rocky and Spyder Scams! Follow Glossy News, & Brian’s Youtube Channel!

Two More Rocky and Spyder Scams! Follow Glossy News, & Brian’s Youtube Channel!

America’s greatest fraudsters are back!

Forget the Clinton Foundation and Trump University. Continue Reading

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Kim Jong Un Endorses NRA & Their New Pro-Nuke Populist Platform

Kim Jong Un Endorses NRA & Their New Pro-Nuke Populist Platform

As mentioned recently on Glossy News, the NRA just gave a 100% approval rating to ISIS.

But this time around, some violent extremists have decided to return the favor. The NRA’s recent oppositional stance towards the nuclear disarmament of US citizens has gifted them a clear endorsement from pro-weapon, civil-liberties-conscious dictators across the globe.

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Pro Muslim, Critical of Islam (Like All Religions!)

Pro Muslim, Critical of Islam (Like All Religions!)

So many people on either side get it wrong.

They either hate Muslims, or they are uncritical of Islam.

Both of these are wrong attitudes and actions. Continue Reading

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When the Music Stops: What Happens When You Can No Longer Write?

When the Music Stops: What Happens When You Can No Longer Write?

If my writing was one day taken away from me, I would no longer be able to use it as a smokescreen in front of everyone else. Continue Reading

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New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens. Continue Reading

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Line of Least Resistance or Love of Least Resentment?

Line of Least Resistance or Love of Least Resentment?

Does love mean losing control?

People often say that this is true. Continue Reading

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