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THE GREAT EMANSTURBATOR
Donald Trump insists he has done more for African Americans than any other president. Read his tweet on the subject: “Many people don’t know this about me. Lincoln didn’t free the slaves. I DID. First thing I did behind the…
US Military Mounts Four-Pronged Offensive to Obliterate Water Wastage
WASHINTON D.C– Today, Secretary of the Department of Defense Mark Esper unveiled a strategic offensive to counteract the growing threat of excessive water usage. Sec. Esper noted that the US intelligence community have issued recent reports on the link between…
Delaware Senator Chris Coons CANCELLED over Racist Surname
SUSSEX COUNTY, DELAWARE– The junior senator from Delaware, Chris Coons, held a press conference to formally announce reconciliation with the new wave of racial justice protests surrounding his last name. Profusely apologizing to white people on social media, Sen. Coons…
PARDON ME! Trump’s Notes: Short and Long Lists (Along with Wishful List) of People to Pardon
Trying to court women, President Trump just pardoned Susan B. Anthony. He also has pardoned heavyweight boxing champion Jack Johnson. But, if you think the only women and African-Americans he cares about are long dead, he also pardoned Kim Kardashian’s…
Pentagon Plans War with China to Make Coronavirus Death Toll Not Seem as Bad
ARLINGTON, VA – Classified documents leaked over the weekend show that the Department of Defense has been planning airstrikes and subsequent troop deployments in China in an effort to minimize the perceived harm caused by the coronavirus. The documents, entitled…
Players’ favourite games at the casino
Ever walked into a casino and were struck by the busy floor and hundreds of game tables and slots on offer? Nowadays, casinos offer a huge selection of games, rivalled only by the online casinos who can expand into as…
Rock the Vote:
Mission Statement of “Rock the Vote to Make America Great Again” (RVMAGA): Our pending non-profit, housed in a converted RV, exists to counter voter fraud and far-left election manipulation, purging the rolls of those who shouldn’t be registered to vote….
Phone Call Between Putin and Trump Regarding Value of American Lives
T: How much you paying them? P: $100,000 for each stinking American life. T: You’re shitting me. They’re not worth 2 cents. P: You pull my pud, Donny Boy – T: Feel good? Ha, ha! P: Hmmmmski… T: They’re SOLDIERS, for…
Here LIES the Trump Administration, 2016-2020 Trump’s Choices for Its Gravestone Epitaph
Frank Sinatra’s gravestone epitaph optimistically proclaims, “The Best is Yet to Come.” Johnny Cash’s memorial, maybe contemplating Lucifer and St. Peter vying for his presence, wryly notes “I Walk the Line” as a final farewell. Caustic comedian Rodney Dangerfield saw…
RAP TRUMP: A HAMILTONIAN MUSICAL OF AND FOR OUR TIMES
Hamilton brought history to a new generation. Rap Trump seeks the same at a time when the original has returned to the Disney Channel. Kanye West plays Donald Trump [T]; Queen Latifah plays Nancy Pelosi [P]; and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays…