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Not-So-Pro Tips for Effective Medium Exposure

Not-So-Pro Tips for Effective Medium Exposure

As a relative newcomer to Medium, here’s what I (albeit anecdotally) have found out about getting good stats. If anyone has anything further to suggest, or any points of disagreement, I would love to hear them! Continue Reading

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John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)

John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)

Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Continue Reading

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After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph

After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph

After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph. Continue Reading

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Rod Harrington Talks About World Darts Championship

Rod Harrington Talks About World Darts Championship

Now, everyone who loves dart as a sport and has been following it in the last 3 decades will know that one of the household names is Rod Harrington. Because of this, his words carry a lot of weight and respect whenever he drops them on issues concerning the Championship. Continue Reading

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God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations

God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations

Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’

Same, of course for Tony Blair! Even if, unlike Wallace Runnymede, Tony Blair definitely, definitely, definitely ‘Shouldn’t Do God.’

But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God. Continue Reading

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Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)

Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)

I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC
Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be? Continue Reading

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Chapter 21: Dark Horse Democrat (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Chapter 21: Dark Horse Democrat (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The cold wind whistled down the street. A curious place to meet a stranger! Continue Reading

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Things You Should Already be Doing as a Medium Blogger: But You’re Not! (1/2)

Things You Should Already be Doing as a Medium Blogger: But You’re Not! (1/2)

There are lots of thing you should be doing as a Medium blogger, that you haven’t started doing yet! Continue Reading

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‘What Would Jesus Do’ is Sometimes Just a Rubber-Stamp for Your Own Prejudices

‘What Would Jesus Do’ is Sometimes Just a Rubber-Stamp for Your Own Prejudices

I find that some people on the left-wing of Christianity are just as complacent and dogmatic (perhaps unintentionally rather than arrogantly) about ‘what Jesus would have done,’ as fundamentalists on the right-wing of Christianity. Continue Reading

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Moving to a New Location Without Stress is Possible!

Moving to a New Location Without Stress is Possible!

Moving can become quite a pleasant experience if you outsource it. It is equally true for commercial, residential or long distance relocation. Top Quality Moving provides all of the above mentioned services. You will not be disappointed  by quality or price of our offer. Continue Reading

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Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’

Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’

It’s snowing now!
The point about snowflakes is not merely that they are unique; this is merely a prejudice of the age.  Continue Reading

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Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?

Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?

Twitter should be understood as representing the free marketplace of ideas more broadly. Dear normal folk: don’t prostitute yourself to every idiot with a loud and uniformed ‘opinion.’ No need! Continue Reading

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The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?

The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?

Twitter is an essential social media platform for many people.

But sifting through your crammed inbox can be a dispiriting task. Continue Reading

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Sexual Revolution: Yea or Nay?

Sexual Revolution: Yea or Nay?

Sexual revolution? Yea or nay? Continue Reading

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said: Continue Reading

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MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS.

The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some very interesting news about The Donald. Continue Reading

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