Category: Top Stories
Bill Murray in Big Trouble
Byline: Zajacz, Hollywood beat, San Diego, California. A non-spokesperson for Netflix said that they shut down production in which actor Bill Murray was featured for a remark he made to another actor. The non-spokesperson neither speaks for Netflix, Hollywood, or…
Mariupol and the Humanitarian Land Corridor
I found my way into Mariupol where I saw an unusual sight well, unusual for me. I saw a well-known visual reporter. At least I think that was her. I believe her name is Amanpour. Chris or Mary Amanpour. She…
Cleaning Woman Dismayed by Putin
I was wandering thru the Kremlin using my all access press pass when I turned a corner, slipped on the soapy floor, and lodged my knee solidly into a bucket filled with warm soapy water. This is how I met…
Why the Remodelled Bathroom Can be a Selling Point for Property Sale
When you decide to sell your house, you want to profit from it. You invested a significant amount for the property, and you don’t want to leave empty-handed. There are many ways to boost property value, and one of them…
Justice Kavanaugh Accidentally Leaked Controversial Draft of Abortion Decision
Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive draft of a Supreme Court decision that would end the Constitutional right to abortion, an investigation by Fox News revealed. Liberals pounced on the report to show they were not to blame…
Tips for Vegans
Let’s face it. Being vegan sucks. Everywhere you look, it’s “bacon this” and “cheese that.” Not only does the rest of the world not get it, but they are actively trying to get you to torture chickens and eat stroke burgers. Good luck…
Poland’s Mig-29’s Lost
A spokesperson for the Polish government announced that the thirty Mig-29’s offered to the Ukraine have gone missing. The logistics staff overseeing the Migs all came down with a mysterious illness and reported sick. A mix-up prevented their replacements from…
Rock Legends Reveal Secrets to their Longevity (Rolling Stones Get Their Ya-Ya’s Out On World Tour)
Sir Mick Jagger and his Rolling Stones rock group began their “Never Say Die World Tour” last night where we caught up with Sir Mick, 80, in his dressing room after he finished a 3-hour, 35-song concert in Madrid, Spain,…
Vladivostok to sever ties with the Commonwealth of Independent States
Vladivostok a population of 600,000 and Administrative Center of Primorsky Krai is seriously considering ending its membership in the Commonwealth of Independent States. The city sits on the Muravyov-Amursky Peninsula that is thirty-two kilometers long and five kilometers wide. Yurin…
Communist Party No More!
Minsk, Belarus. In a stunning and literal collapse the Communist Party headquarters, with the sound of a small whump, collapsed killing the entire party leadership controlling the Belarus government. With one exception, the Socialist Sporting Party, the 9.4 million Belarusians…