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Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems. Continue Reading

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Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!

Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!

So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’

‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’ Continue Reading

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I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get

I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get

As a former gun owner, I’ve finally changed my mind on guns. Not just for myself, I grew out of that years ago, but for everyone.

For years I’ve said we need to meet the staunch pro-gun guys halfway. But after decades of them refusing to budge an inch, I’m done with it. Continue Reading

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ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

Scientists say our addiction to phones and the prevalence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) in both kids and adults can lead to very awkward conversations. Continue Reading

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Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze…

‘Cough your asshole out! Continue Reading

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Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking

Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking

Pat Jacobs, a long-time critic of LGBTQ proponents, chose to silence xer YouTube channel last year to go undercover to see how the so-called “Gay Conversion” clinics actually operate. What xhe found may shock you to your very core, or not, depending on if you know anything about these places. Continue Reading

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But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)

Self-Diagnosis

What is self-diagnosis? Continue Reading

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North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling

North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling

Alarming new intelligence has linked North Korea to the upsurge in UK cycling. Continue Reading

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Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”

Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”

With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan. Continue Reading

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Doctors are Heroic for facing Blood and Guts without Puking, says Surgeon

Doctors are Heroic for facing Blood and Guts without Puking, says Surgeon

Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Surgeons are responding to the criticism that they’re vain and overpaid, by asking the critics to imagine what it’s like being elbow-deep in blood and guts. Continue Reading

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The evolution of science in eye care

The evolution of science in eye care

If there is one area in which science has really changed the game, it is eye care. This is especially true in our modern, digital age – if you think of how much science has pushed eye care forward, it is amazing. Continue Reading

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Can You Save Money on Heating AND Keep Warm?

Can You Save Money on Heating AND Keep Warm?

It’s difficult to keep your room warm and save money at the same time. Continue Reading

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Autism of the Playpen? The Juvenile Mediocrity of ‘Autistic Nihilism’

Autism of the Playpen? The Juvenile Mediocrity of ‘Autistic Nihilism’

Autistic Entitlement & Victimhood are Part of a Broader Occidental Zeitgeist

Some time ago, I made some tweets about the problem of how some people de-emphasize the importance of autistic people cultivating ourselves. Continue Reading

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Liberals accused of Insensitivity for mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump

Liberals accused of Insensitivity for mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result of his similar mental disorder. Continue Reading

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God praised for outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button

God praised for outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button.

The group is called Small Mercies and was founded in Los Angeles, by Joey Garbanzo. Members of the group call themselves The Thankful, thus fulfilling the phrase, being “thankful for small mercies.”
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Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie. Continue Reading

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. 

“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!”

“First off, I think we should change the name. It sounds too much like ObamaCare. Secondly, what do you mean by handlers?” Continue Reading

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Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

ISIS and dodgy landlords.
One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire.
The other one is an Islamic terrorist organization!
Still, it turns out that the freewheeling, freeriding anarcho-capitalist idealists and rugged individualists, er, Unitarians, are not at all satisfied with their radical Marxist housing policy of forcibly de-gentrifying the ancient Syrian metropolis of Palmyra. Continue Reading

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