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Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity!

There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’ Continue Reading

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Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out.

So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise.

That’s where you and me come in! Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you

From our dread and mighty drones Continue Reading

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Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that Clinton had a troll army under her command, but that itself was already untrue. Continue Reading

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New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens. Continue Reading

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ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

ISIS and the NRA.

One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment. Continue Reading

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Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me!

  1. Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!

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Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal

Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal

Pacifism and Perfectionism

It is necessary to distinguish between a conscientious objection where one refuses to serve in the Armed forces; versus a kind of intrusive, interventionist and deeply sanctimonious hyper-pacifism which would snatch the gun from the hand of another.  Continue Reading

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Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘

Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress a little, and get into self-indulgent rants about her hobbyhorses. Continue Reading

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Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure. Continue Reading

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Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!” Continue Reading

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Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (2/2)

Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (2/2)

This is the tail end of Richard ‘Clever Dick’ Cheney’s speech from last time. Continue Reading

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Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (1/2)

Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (1/2)

Dick Cheney has recently conducted the annual Edgar J. Hoover Memorial Lecture at the Hoover Institute; a notable think tank renowned, among other things, for its publications on foreign policy.

Cheney’s speech had a rather mixed reception; however, his discussion was certainly provocative. Here is a brief excerpt, entitled:

Stand Firm Against Those Who Defile the Honorable Name of Freedom Continue Reading

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Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

ISIS and dodgy landlords.
One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire.
The other one is an Islamic terrorist organization!
Still, it turns out that the freewheeling, freeriding anarcho-capitalist idealists and rugged individualists, er, Unitarians, are not at all satisfied with their radical Marxist housing policy of forcibly de-gentrifying the ancient Syrian metropolis of Palmyra. Continue Reading

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(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists…

See the pattern emerging yet?

They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and no-one, and everywhere and nowhere.

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