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Mariupol and the Humanitarian Land Corridor

I found my way into Mariupol where I saw an unusual sight well, unusual for me.  I saw a well-known visual reporter.  At least I think that was her.  I believe her name is Amanpour.  Chris or Mary Amanpour.  She…

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panopticon surveillance
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ISIS SNOWFLAKES ❄️❄️❄️ NO-PLATFORM Mark Zuckerberg & Facebook!!!!!

ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
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PEACE IN OUR TIME! Biden Peace Plan Out-Trumps Trump

Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…

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Neoconservatives
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Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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President Putin
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SPACE PIRATE PUTIN Dumps Nuclear Treaty with America… Trump Buzzing, Whole World Fuzzing!

Moscow, RU- On Wednesday, rugged Russian President and self-styled hyper-masculine space pirate Vladimir Putin signed a bill that officially withdrew Russia from the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (IRNFoT); bringing to an end, the end of the Cold War. It…

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Iran to US: “Thanks for the New Drone Tech!”

Washington, DC- On Thursday evening, moments before he was to order an air strike against Iran, President Donald Trump received a letter of thanks from the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, for sharing the latest in American drone technology, after…

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T-Rex & Me: & a Naughty Missile Conspiracy in Iran!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Glossy News (pop us a like here!) has been buzzing over the whole controversial missile attack that widely loathed ‘old school conservatives’ (neocon warmongers) Mike “Manky Mike” Pompeo and John “Armchair Johnny” Bolton are conveniently attributing to…

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Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!

FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…

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John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!

Foamy-mouthed neoconservative intellectual and MIC-beloved establishment conspiracy theory John Bolton has come out fighting against allegations that the Iran ‘smoking gun’ is just another Blair-stylee WMD fraud!

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With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!

Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…

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