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CIA Hymnbook: Government Beatitudes

CIA Hymnbook: Government Beatitudes

Blessed are the poor in Syria,
For our planes shall hurl down hellfire.

Blessed are those in Mosul,
For they shall be cremated. Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook: Satanic Psalm 23 (The Government’s my Saviour)

CIA Hymnbook: Satanic Psalm 23 (The Government’s my Saviour)

1 The government’s my saviour; I shall not dissent.
2 He telleth me lies of great imposture; he swiftly stealeth from me, yet still he launders. Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook: Sanctus, Benedictus

CIA Hymnbook: Sanctus, Benedictus

God is great; and we all know and agree that the Government is the Greatest God of All!

So here’s a hymn to their humble servants.

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Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say

Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say

WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia.

“The only way for Trump to prove that he isn’t colluding with Russia – is to attack them,” said former National Security Advisor, Dulles Minderbinder on CNN.

“I hope Trump attacks Russia soon,” said Republican pundit Frank Hightower on FOX News. “That’s the best way for him to get past the recent unpleasantness of RussiaGate. Trump attacking Russia will also help distract the American public from the coming sexual harassment claims against Trump. It’s win/win. Trump should attack Russia soon in order to save his good name.”

“Attacking Russia is a great idea,” said CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. “Russia’s economy is booming. They are a real economic juggernaut. Their economy has just overtaken the Netherlands!”

“We can take Iran next,” averred Wolf Blitzer. “And then it’s on to China!”

Calls for improved relations with Russia were rejected by other CNN commentators as “appeasing Putin” or “just proving for all time that Trump is Putin’s bitch.”

“The American people want Trump to show Putin who is really the Alpha Male in their relationship, their curious bromance,” concluded Blitzer. “Attacking Russia is probably the best way to do it.”

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John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)

John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)

Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Continue Reading

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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
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ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

Yo, brother, let’s stone it!

ISIS ISIS baby
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Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity!

There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’ Continue Reading

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Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out.

So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise.

That’s where you and me come in! Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you

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Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that Clinton had a troll army under her command, but that itself was already untrue. Continue Reading

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New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens. Continue Reading

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ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

ISIS and the NRA.

One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment. Continue Reading

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Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me!

  1. Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!

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Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal

Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal

Pacifism and Perfectionism

It is necessary to distinguish between a conscientious objection where one refuses to serve in the Armed forces; versus a kind of intrusive, interventionist and deeply sanctimonious hyper-pacifism which would snatch the gun from the hand of another.  Continue Reading

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