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Time is Running Out for Our Indie Movie Kickstarter: Please Tell Your Friends!

Time is Running Out for Our Indie Movie Kickstarter: Please Tell Your Friends!

The Kickstarter ends on 8 December!

 

Please click on the link above and help get this funny mockumentary off the ground. Continue Reading

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Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider

Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—The American movie industry has been releasing the simplest possible movies for overseas markets, especially in China, to pay back the Chinese for flooding the American market with shoddy merchandise, according to Hollywood insider, Wily Hangeron.
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Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

Hi everyone! Just a quick reminder about our Glossy News Kickstarter.

We’ve had some unbelievably generous patrons so far, but we’ve still got a good bit to go before we can reach the target for this (sadly!) ‘all or nothing’ fundraising campaign deadline on December 8! Continue Reading

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Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—After having rebooted all of its hit movies from past decades, Hollywood has finally gotten around to rebooting itself.

The schedule for the reboots consists of a long actual list for of movies to be remade for foreign and domestic audiences that have low standards. Somehow the movie industry found itself on that list.
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5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

James Bond is probably the most famous spy in the world. He has been at the forefront of world stardom ever since he appeared in the 1962 film Dr No. Continue Reading

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Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries!

Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie.

That’s right!

He also has a movie coming out…! Continue Reading

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GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

The GlossyNews exclusive “How Bobby Joe: the Movie” is in the final stages of post-production, but we need your help to get it distributed! Video below, but check us out on Kickstarter

Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a couple bucks, but if not, you know, at least thanks for watching! Continue Reading

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Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players.

I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have.

I’ve never just decided to take, take, take…

Well, apart from the odd spare rib.

Or ankle, or toe, or something.

But who cares?

This is the USA, and if I’m not allowed to take a knee, then I don’t recognise this country any more.

Surely it’s all about individual liberty?

What kind of ‘freedom’ is this, when I’m not even allowed to have a cheeky Nando’s, er, cheeky chomp on the ankle of my BNFLF?

It starts off with the cannibals, but it never ends with the cannibals.

Those who burn cannibals will soon burn terrorists and Nazis.

Culinary diversity truly is our greatest strength!

Justin Trudeau loving quacks:

It is a source of great grief and disappointment that Mr Lecter’s contributions to the rich culinary diversity of America have not met with full approval or even indiscriminate, hysterically flamboyant celebration from his peers.

Mr Lecter, you are always welcome in Canada.

Kraft Durch Diversität!

Some, however, argue that while pluralism is a good thing, you still have to draw the line somewhere.

Some might say that eating other human beings is as good a line as any!

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GN Video: Brian’s Character Acting!

GN Video: Brian’s Character Acting!

I just thought I’d help Brian out by dropping his character video ad.

Brian has produced many videos; not just dubs, like the How It’s Made Series, but also actual movies! In fact, the Bobby Joe movie is already in production. Continue Reading

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Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Just days after the cast of the Jurassic World sequel Fallen Kingdom finished filming, exciting plot info has been disclosed, intimating that a second shocking hybrid dinosaur species could be introduced to the plot of Jurassic World 2. Continue Reading

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Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2

Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2

Part 1 ended with some a parody of a famous movie about wacko far-right dictators.

On that note, another Downfall parody.

Untergang! …

As I believe our German friends call it.

Ach!

Ach!

Ach!

Ach!

Ach!

Ach!

 

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The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

This online animation series is hilarious!

But a serious point first:

Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media.

This funny web series on the early days of the Quran and of Islam is potentially even more ‘offensive’ to blasphemy kooks than anything Charlie Hebdo ever did. Continue Reading

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Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate.

Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled:

Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls.

But after a few day of filming this sanctimonious puff-piece about this majority-Muslim area of the People’s Republic of China, Williams said: Continue Reading

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Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?

Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?

I mean, it was really, really ugly. There was abuse, rampant phobias, and a lot of really ugly situations.

Luckily we can break it down in under 4-minutes, and with a vengeance. Please to enjoy and make your voice heard in the comments below.

Hate it? Give it a thumbs-down, that’s understandable. I’m sad you feel that way, since I spent so much time making this, but that’s okay too. Continue Reading

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World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead when he really wasn’t,” Mrs. Grace Jenkins, Bobby’s wife of 35 years said. “I’m still not absolutely sure, but he’s been in the ground three days now and nothing yet.” Continue Reading

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Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

We tracked down a banned 1950s virility documentary film, and we present it to you essentially unedited. Sure, we cleaned it up a bit, made it look nicer, but it’s essentially as it was meant to be.

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Be on the lookout for Part Two soon!

Royalty-free music “Last Kiss Goodnight” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. Continue Reading

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