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Leaked “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Shows Amazing New CGI

Leaked trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog reveals new character design and it looks AMAZING! Truly unbelievable. This fixed trailer is way better than the original. When the original trailer for “Sonic The Hedgehog” came out, fans, critics, advocates, detractors, and…

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Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…

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Disney Acquires Scientology, Pushes for Billion Year Copyright

In a move surprising several, Disney-ABC Television Group lodged a hostile takeover of Scientology on Monday, acquiring the majority of outstanding shares for $3.6 billion, excluding real estate assets, a 14% premium over Friday closing value. The move affords Disney,…

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The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Veteran Glossy News writer rfreed with some funny new memes! Please send our memes, cartoons, parodies, pastiches and other funny stuff to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Do like our page as well! www.facebook.com/glossynews

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Disney 4 Freedom: What Can Kid’s Movies Teach the Politically Engaged?

It’s hard to say, looking back, if you really took any deeper lesson from the movies and programmes you grew up with as a child. Often, it is only really possible to hypothesise. It’s worth trying though! 1. The Lion…

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Did Brooklyn Nine Nine Save the Spoof Cop Genre, or Kill it?

Police Squad invented the spoof cop show genre, and tons have followed in those footsteps. Last month we wanted to shoot a short screen test for a show we want to shop around. It’s a police spoof, but much more…

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Posted in Talky Pictures World News

No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever]. In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer…

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Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman

Famed circus man and sensationalist P.T. Barnum was resurrected last week, coughing and spitting as he was reanimated from his sarcophagus, to watch a bootleg screener of “The Greatest Showman” starring Hugh Wolverine. To say he wasn’t impressed would be…

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A Star is Fallen? FBI Investigate Robert De Niro for Donald Trump Death Threats

Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the Godfather movies, but also his vociferous criticism of Donald Trump. However, things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigate him for allegedly…

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Toilet Roll to be Next James Bond

It’s been officially announced this week! The new James Bond is to be played by a toilet roll, in the new James Bond movie: “Firing Bullets from out of a gun.”

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GN Video: WEIRD Classic Movie Fusion Monstrosity!

This is something you haven’t seen before…

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More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!

Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!

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Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie. This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone! And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month.

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Indie Satire Fans and Patrons: Crowdfunding is Like Voting. Use it, or Lose it!

Crowdfunding, royalties and patronage are like voting. You may think your vote doesn’t count. But if everybody thought that, it would be the worst case scenario every time. Dig deep, my friends!

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Disney Studios Rooting for the Empire in Future Star Wars Films, says Hollywood insider

Dateline: BURBANK—Disney Studios is rooting for the Empire to defeat the rebels in its upcoming Star Wars films, according to Hollywood insider Wily Hangeron. (Be warned that spoilers for The Last Jedi follow.)

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Time is Running Out for Our Indie Movie Kickstarter: Please Tell Your Friends!

The Kickstarter ends on 8 December!   Please click on the link above and help get this funny mockumentary off the ground.

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Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies are Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—The American movie industry has been releasing the simplest, dumbest possible movies for overseas markets, especially in China, to pay back the Chinese for flooding the American market with shoddy merchandise, according to Hollywood insider, Wily Hangeron.

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Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

Hi everyone! Just a quick reminder about our Glossy News Kickstarter. We’ve had some unbelievably generous patrons so far, but we’ve still got a good bit to go before we can reach the target for this (sadly!) ‘all or nothing’…

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Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—After having rebooted all of its hit movies from past decades, Hollywood has finally gotten around to rebooting itself. The schedule for the reboots consists of a long actual list for of movies to be remade for foreign and…

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5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

James Bond is probably the most famous spy in the world. He has been at the forefront of world stardom ever since he appeared in the 1962 film Dr No.

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Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries! Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie. That’s…

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GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

The GlossyNews exclusive “How Bobby Joe: the Movie” is in the final stages of post-production, but we need your help to get it distributed! Video below, but check us out on Kickstarter Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a…

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Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided…

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GN Video: Brian’s Character Acting!

I just thought I’d help Brian out by dropping his character video ad. Brian has produced many videos; not just dubs, like the How It’s Made Series, but also actual movies! In fact, the Bobby Joe movie is already in…

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Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Just days after the cast of the Jurassic World sequel Fallen Kingdom finished filming, exciting plot info has been disclosed, intimating that a second shocking hybrid dinosaur species could be introduced to the plot of Jurassic World 2.

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Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2

Part 1 ended with some a parody of a famous movie about wacko far-right dictators. On that note, another Downfall parody. Untergang! … As I believe our German friends call it. Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach!  

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The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

This online animation series is hilarious! But a serious point first: Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media. This funny web series on the early…

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Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…

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Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?

I mean, it was really, really ugly. There was abuse, rampant phobias, and a lot of really ugly situations. Luckily we can break it down in under 4-minutes, and with a vengeance. Please to enjoy and make your voice heard…

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World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead…

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