Dateline: CHARLEVOIX, QUEBEC—President Trump’s imposing of tariffs against America’s allies, Canada, Mexico, and the EU, has put these allies in the awkward position of having to remind Mr. Trump that the international system of economic regulations was put in place by America to establish that country as the global hegemon.
Read more G7 Leaders remind President Trump how American Economic Imperialism works
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
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Who would you like to include in YOUR poem?
Paul Ryan? Mitch McConnell? Nancy Pelosi? Donald Trump? Bernie Sanders? Mike Pompeo? John Brennan?
Let’s let rip!
Read more Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with content and spell-checking by Ann Coulter, differs greatly from the Pledge of Allegiance we all grew up with. Trump states that it “better reflects our current times and realities” (content and spell-checking also by Ann Coulter). Read more Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
[The following is a 100% partially true story].
People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by occasionally, I mean not more than 80% of the time. (The other 20% I’m telling the truth, although, admittedly, that’s usually by accident). Read more My Private Workout with Obama
On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border. Read more Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
White House insiders have suggested that Trump’s many embarrassing typos are not the result of his stupidity or lack of access to technology, but because Maggie Jaakobson, an intern in her third week, was instructed to turn off the spell check feature on his phone because he couldn’t handle the criticsm.
“Miss Jaakobson is no longer working here,” explained world-renowned liar and future Mrs. Potatohead Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. “She’s been fired for her gross incompetence and reckless disregard for the American people.” Read more Trump Typos Due to Staff Killing Spell Check: “He Can’t Handle the Criticism!”
Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of his presidency. Read more CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter
If Mordor was the Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was the equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do? Read more Random Thoughts XII: Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!
With all due respect to the outcome of the 2016 presidential campaign, to those who voted for Donald Trump, and to the policies and performance of the Trump administration… Read more Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry
1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings! Read more Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life!
(Or at least they used to be).
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Hi, it’s Wallace again! Have you liked Brian’s Youtube channel yet? Either way, we have a couple of classic videos here, to entice yer eyes and belly! Guffaw away!
Moral Equivalence emperor Ben Carson has hit the news again, after a controversial PR gaffe involving a $31 000 dining room set. Read more Classic Flashbacks: Some of Brian’s Best Videos!
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”
Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to accomplish the same with this decision. Read more The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!
It wasn’t that long ago that America had presidents, individuals elected by the people to lead the nation. It was a fairly successful system of government while it lasted, but it wasn’t perfect. Read more Four Fun Facts About U.S. Presidents
The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. Read more The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.
There are concerns for Donald Trump’s mental stability in the wake of his most recent interview with Sky News. The US president told the interviewer: Read more ‘I Was A Professional Racing Driver in my Youth!’ Claims Donald Trump
Dateline: LICK SKILLET, TN—Democrats should be grateful for Donald Trump’s presidency, because his smorgasbord of scandals and villainies could theoretically enable them to get away with murder for centuries to come, according to Professor Marco Snodgrass, political pseudoscientist as the Machiavellian Institute, in Tennessee.
Read more President Trump’s Audacity Awarded Democrats Political Immunity for Two Centuries, said Political Pseudoscientist
Dateline: Washington, D.C., January 22, 2017 – The Present
BREAKING NEWS. President Trump stunned the nation this afternoon when he said something shocking and deeply disturbing. According to an anonymous insider, he did not tell anyone in advance that he was going to say it. Read more BREAKING NEWS! President Trump Says Something Shocking AND Offensive
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