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Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate media to properly report on President Trump is to simultaneously hit themselves repeatedly in the face. Continue Reading

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Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. Continue Reading

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News Channel Treats Politics as Theater

News Channel Treats Politics as Theater

Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty. Continue Reading

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Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’

Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’

Pale male metropolitan elitist Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party is pushing the agenda of ‘Strength Through Diversity’ even further, by reclassifying hate speech as a form of domestic terrorism. Continue Reading

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Continue Reading

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Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Now here’s a little legend about  a party of wankers

Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers Continue Reading

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Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature David Cameron… Continue Reading

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George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

Shrivelled Wall Street Walnut and former Warmonger-in-Chief George Bush Senior has recently issued a third sexual harassment apology.

The first one was in relation to his alleged grope of Heather Lind. Continue Reading

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Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)

Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)

The Dynasty Wars are heating up. Never mind Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Clinton vs Bush is where it’s at!

Or at least, it’s where the money’s at, anyways! Continue Reading

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Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)

Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)

Today, we have a couple of stories from way back! Hillary vs Republicans. Here’s the first one. Continue Reading

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Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook

Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook

Today is a special day at Glossy News; but then again, when is it not?

At 6.30 and 7 am Seattle time, we have a double bill of classic Clinton humor from last year’s election campaign. Continue Reading

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Donald Trump Bursts

Donald Trump Bursts

U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference. Continue Reading

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Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance

Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance

Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview. Continue Reading

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Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump

Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump

Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (VI: Where to Go From Here?)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (VI: Where to Go From Here?)

Mitch will not walk alone.

Nor in fear. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (V: Stoner’s Lament)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (V: Stoner’s Lament)

Psychedelic.

Incredible music. Continue Reading

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