Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like.
Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they were mistaken.
He didn’t merely elucidate that Trump is a Russian puppet, but that he’s terrible, poorly-spoken, and possibly suffering from dementia. Read more Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like
Once again, the Yahoo comments pages proves to be the best satire site going. Maria Butina, the pro NRA Russian gun advocate and good Trump friend (what Russian isn’t nowadays) has been accused of spying on the U.S. and wasn’t above using sex to accomplish that. It seems that the barrels of her guns weren’t the only things that were hot when Ms. Butina was around. Read more The Yahoo Comments Page Tears Up Cheeky Russian Spy’s Fundraiser to Save Her Butt (& Other Naughty Bits)
Universally admired (and hated) celebrity Twitter troll Donald J. Trump has just made an extraordinary online attack on known war hero and suspected warmonger John McCain (wait, did I get that one the right way round?!)
Key Twitter highlights go as follows… Read more Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.
Dateline: CHARLEVOIX, QUEBEC—President Trump’s imposing of tariffs against America’s allies, Canada, Mexico, and the EU, has put these allies in the awkward position of having to remind Mr. Trump that the international system of economic regulations was put in place by America to establish that country as the global hegemon.
Read more G7 Leaders Remind President Trump How American Economic Imperialism Works
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
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Who would you like to include in YOUR poem? Read more Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with content and spell-checking by Ann Coulter, differs greatly from the Pledge of Allegiance we all grew up with. Trump states that it “better reflects our current times and realities” (content and spell-checking also by Ann Coulter). Read more Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
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