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Putin contends Trump wasn’t Competent enough to have Colluded with Russia

Putin contends Trump wasn’t Competent enough to have Colluded with Russia

Dateline: MOSCOW—In an exclusive interview with Fancypants Magazine, Vladimir Putin took offense at the allegation that Donald Trump was competent enough to have colluded with the Russian government in the hacking of the American political system that helped win Trump the presidency.
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Democrats begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man

Democrats begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the 2018 U.S. congressional election, Democrats won back enough seats to bring impeachment proceedings, but they decided to simplify their case against Donald Trump, citing only the undeniable fact, as the reason for the urgent need for Trump’s immediate removal from office, that Trump is “an old man.”

There are hundreds of scandals, crimes, conflicts of interests, gaffes, inadequacies, or embarrassments that can be attributed to Trump’s presidency, but leading Democrats believe they can avoid getting into the details by reminding everyone that, after all, Trump is just an old man and thus is obviously unfit for high office.
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Chapter 10: Bleeding for Freedom (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 10: Bleeding for Freedom (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Poor Lucy…

She can’t bear it.

Be with her in her time of trial.

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Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)

Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)

Well, that didn’t go well!

Otis Spengler’s corrupt and racist boss is upset about the weird experience Otis had at the M C Bubble rally.

Otis, for his part, is just sick of shilling for power.

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Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Second bravura speech of the novel!

Last chapter, we had Dr Saul Friedman’s stirring defence of liberty and traditional American democratic values.

This time, however, it’s Senator Bubble, with an utterly horrifying counter-assault upon Saul, and all true loves of real American liberty and peace.

Read on to get a taste of what Bubble has in store for America.

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Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

WOAH! The first bravura speech of the novel.
Now isn’t THIS exciting!
Watch out for Saul’s epic defence of liberty as he hands the MIC and corrupt-as-hell political class verbal beheading.
Will you be there to cheer him on?

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Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

This is really so, so sad!

Poor Saul.

And poor Lucy.

Let’s hope they can make some progress one day!

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Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

The man’s vicious cruelty knows no bounds.

If this is the kind of person Saul, Deborah and Adolph have to content with, they’d better be on their guard.

Let’s have a look at what ol’ Bubbiebums is doing with his sinister video collection.

Putting the NASTY into ‘video nasty,’ or at least ‘nasty videos.’

Feel free to hit the share button and expose his idiocy even more!

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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Ohhh, for the love of…

You remember how vile Senator Bubble was to his Nicaraguan maid, Marta, in Chapter 1?

Well, not only is he a racist and a misogynist, but his woman-hating extends even to his own family.

This chapter isn’t easy to stomach.

But we all know what political power does to people when they allow their consciences to go to the wall.

Don’t accept it!

Be angry!

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Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

Saul was not weak last time we saw him, but he was certainly frail.
He’s waiting on something.
Or someone?
Can even divine intervention save America from the likes of Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble and his corrupt-as-hell political establishment?
God only knows!
Let’s see what wisdom Saul has to offer us.

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Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Urgh! I can’t believe what a vile person that Senator Bubble is.
So, I think it’s about time we met one of our heroes.
Time to shake hands with Saul Terence Magilligan Friedman.
He may not be an omnipotent superhero, but he’s a hero nonetheless. Remember, Saul and his friends need you to help him make some impact and get the message of freedom out there!
Feel free to bang the share button, or tell your friends about what’s going on in the near future USA.

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Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Wow! What’s happening here?

Is it that arrogant jerk Senator Bubble acting up again?!

Let’s hope Adolph and his friends can stop him from getting any more powerful.

Our three friends are the only people standing in the way of more endless war, and a never-ending regime of political greed, corruption and self-serving brutality.

Will you be with them in their struggle?

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Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet

Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet

Conspicuously less-violent-than-Dubya former President and achingly photogenic satsuma-baiter Barack Obama has recently sounded a stirring clarion call for an imperilled America.

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting.

“Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone.

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President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

Dear President Trump,

My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread concerns by members of your own administration, Congress, and your wife, about your stability. Each has observed that since you became president, your behavior has become increasingly erratic, or, to quote your recently fired FBI Director, “the dude’s batsh*t crazy.”

This is an executive summary of the results. My findings highlight several areas of serious concern about your overall emotional, psychological and mental health. 

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(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists…

See the pattern emerging yet?

They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and no-one, and everywhere and nowhere.

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