Coffee versus heroin
Posted in Education Health Politics

NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!

A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Furious
Posted in Politics Society World News

‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface, otherwise known as the self-proclaimed Duchess…

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Politics Corruption
Posted in Biz News Politics

Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators

Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…

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Jez Corbyn Labour
Posted in Politics World News

“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”

Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:…

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Devin Nunes Republican Party
Posted in Politics

CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture

As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)
Posted in Politics

REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness

A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!

Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…

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Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

EPIC TRUMPISMS! (P.S. Welcome Richard Seltzer… Please Share!) ;)

1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…

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Tequila
Posted in Music Politics

QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!

Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered,  I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics Top Stories

Glossy News Exclusive: Plans for Trump National “Library” Already Underway

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Posted in Politics

What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…

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Posted in Politics World News

CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!

We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or conservative media are saying……

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!

Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics War Zone

PEACE IN OUR TIME! Biden Peace Plan Out-Trumps Trump

Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…

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Trump Greenland scam fraud
Posted in Politics

Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND

August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen suggested…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics

TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Trump Toupee
Posted in Politics

Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

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Posted in Politics

Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

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