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Glossy News Exclusive: Plans for Trump National “Library” Already Underway

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Hawaii Woman Wins $10.7 Million on Slot Machine: How… Las Vegas vs. Macau: How They Compare? Melissa Rivers in the Poor House due to Evil Death Taxes Breaking News: Obama Caused…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Judge Judy’s Guide to Life

Hi. My name’s Judge Judy. Welcome to my courtroom. You obviously have seen me on TV telling stupid imbeciles wasting my time to go get a life! I’m here today to teach you all the formula on how to become…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Sports Scandals

Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…

In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Daily Mail’s Richard Littlejohn is…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Religionism

Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted! ………………. April Fools!” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! What if every Christian lived in a perfect Christian world?…

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Posted in Biz News Celebrity Gossip Politics

Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime

President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.” FIGHT THE…

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Jimmy Fallon Slobbers on Guests while Serial Killer Stabs his Audience to Death

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—Jimmy Fallon, host of The Tonight Show, played softball with his guests while a serial killer crept through the studio, killing the members of the live audience one by one as they applauded the antics of the…

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Documentary examines Movie Star’s Reluctance to Play God

Dateline: CANNES—A behind-the-scenes documentary about the life of world-renowned actor Johnny Hazitall has perplexed viewers, as experts in the film scramble to explain how anyone worshipped by hundreds of millions of fans could be so ungrateful as to avoid the…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS

Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Ten Great Reasons to Join…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Video News

3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)

Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included. Let me know what you think, guys! Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment

Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention

SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy. Indeed, just this past…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Talky Pictures

Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…

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Pop Music
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Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives

Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…

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Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident

Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet. Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems! FIGHT…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd

AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him. Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end!…

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World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Edgy Memes: Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump

Mainstream hipster-baiting dad rock legend Peter Gabriel has recently let his resentment, bitterness, and sense of working class hero white disenfranchisement get the better of him. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Hot Out of the Oven…

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Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Kanye/Cool J: Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in History 78% of Radio Shack 1993 Catalog Is on Your Phone, but Better Conservative Eroticism versus Liberal Eroticism Kanye West is a Breadophile: Horrifying…

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Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her

A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…

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Crack Bagans? Ghost Stalker Pushes Beloved Mask, Ford Ranger Off Cliff

MOUNT CHARLESTON, NV – Only hours before the series finale of his newest show Deadly Possessions was set to air, ghost hunting guru Zak Bagans could be found about 50 miles northwest of his Las Vegas museum; committing an act…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

Interview: Katie Hopkins Educates Me on ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’

Some time ago, I posted on my Wallace Runnymede blog the following piece: London’s Drone-Happy Cockroach Caucus Loses Its Shit (But not its Bullshit) The “Foreign Office” in London (formerly known as Airstrip One’s Ministry for Eternal War) has recently…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Bono & Peter Gabriel Slam Wagner: ‘Don’t Separate the Man from the Music’

Many music critics view Wagner’s music as problematic because of the composers’ anti-Semitic views. And yet, some argue that his classic works of opera are somehow separable from his hatred of the Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees that this…

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Zak Bagans Interrupts Wedding to Proclaim Love to Air Mask

Las Vegas, Nevada – Only hours before the newest episode of the long-running spook catching show, Ghost Adventures, was set to air on Saturday, the leading paranormal expert, Zak Bagans, made an announcement that he described afterwards as a “ghost…

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Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (2/2)

Mitsuko told me: Roosh approached me when I was standing outside a club. He said: ‘Listen… um, don’t be offended, but you Harujuku bitches look… uh… really, really… uh, hot. Em, yeah! I mean, uh, kind of… uh no, I…

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Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (1/2)

Vaguely-non-SWP rape apologist and notable PUA wannabe Roosh V has been trying to make a name for himself in the UK recently… Albeit with not one whit more success than the solemn-jawed, soberly Stalinistic, mournfully dick-waving Trotksyite fanatics of ‘Real…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Weirder Than A Stephen King Novel – A Rock Band With King and Dave Barry In It. Let Me Introduce You To The Rock Bottom Remainders

Unannounced to most of us, one of the most incredible rock and roll groups has passed before us and we didn’t even notice it. Maybe most of us were too stoned to catch it. This group was named The Rock…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Religionism

Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass

WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Rick Perry/Johnny Cash Article: Long-Winded Disclaimer & Non-Apology

Within seconds of publishing my article on Rick Perry as future Last Republican President and Johnny Cash Wannabe, my covert stash of hatemail, hater-mail and hateful-male-mail was inundated… With millions upon billions of complaints about what some people considered to…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Simon Cowell Finally on Song for UKIP

Simon Cowell used to be unjustly accused of being the UK’s nastiest and most longwinded self-styled culture expert. So, in order to avoid the unpleasant stigma of being the nastiest man in Britain, he has finally decided to join UKIP….

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Dalai Lama Sues the Ass off Archbishop of Canterbury

The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions, but he’s hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner… While also sticking up for the faithful. At least, the right kind of…

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Stop Press: The Real Reason Tom Cruise is Leaving Scientology

There’s a lot of talk about Tom Cruise leaving Scientology. But the media coverage thus far has been very selective. So just this once, I’m going to have to use my imagination to plug the gap. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

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