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Posted on 23 July 2010. Tags: paris hilton, Paris Hilton gossip, Paris Hilton news, Paris Hilton Scandal
BEVERLY HILLS, California (GlossyNews) — Paris Hilton, A-list Hollywood actress and star of the the hit film One Night in Paris as well as box office disappointments Bottom’s Up and The Hottie and The Nottie, was involved in a scandalous, embarrassing incident on Wednesday morning June 30, 2010 that may jeopardize the mega-thespian’s future career. Continue Reading
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Posted on 23 July 2010. Tags: jail, Jr., Lil' Kim, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, paris hilton, prison, Robert Downey
OS ANGELES, California – (Glossy News) – Lindsay Lohan was lucky she had the benefit of other celebrities’ experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she went into the slammer. Big names such as Lil’ Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes, even Martha Stewart, have tweeted Lindsay with kinds words of encouragement and tips on how to survive the big house. Continue Reading
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Posted on 17 July 2010. Tags: hen-pecked, horny rooster, Jon Gosselin, Kate gosselin, Kate Plus Eight, reality tv, tlc
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania (GlossyNews) — This week’s installment of Kate Plus Eight entitled “We Named the Pet Rooster Jon” has Kate using every opportunity she can to let her audience know in no uncertain terms that her life is shit because she has the kids and the big house in boring Pennsylvania to take care of 90% of the time while Jon lives a pseudo-swingin’ single lifestyle in New York City. Continue Reading
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Posted on 16 July 2010. Tags: Bahamas, Barefoot bandit, Cuckoo clock, Geraldo Rivera, Nina Totenberg, pardon, polanski, Switzerland
CARVILLE, Louisiana (GlossyNews) —
Posted by your South America (and also Caribbean) correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.
We didn’t know, so we checked around. Nobody else knew either. And I’m talking smart people here? Geraldo Rivera, the internationally respected dean of semi-Latino journalists, he didn’t know.
We figured he might be messing with us, so we contacted that Nina Totebag woman from NPR? She didn’t know either. Switzerland has an Ambassador to the Bahamas! Continue Reading
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Crime
Posted on 06 July 2010. Tags: Al Gore, dog, doggy, massage, massage therapy, poodle, scandal, sex
PORTLAND, Oregon (GlossyNews) — Police in Portland, Oregon are reopening their investigation into allegations that Al Gore groped and forced himself onto a masseuse at a local hotel in 2006. While not much has been made public about that incident, the one piece of information that continues to come up in news reports is the fact that the masseuse described Gore’s behavior as “acting like a crazed poodle.” Continue Reading
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Posted on 03 July 2010. Tags: Al Gore, global warming, high speed internet, massage, room service, sex, sex scandal, tipper
BALLSTON, Virginia (GlossyNews) — Mired amid controversy of alleged infidelity and sexual misconduct, former Vice President and prominent global warming activist, Al Gore, angrily dismissed these accusations today at a press corps luncheon. Continue Reading
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Politics
Posted on 02 July 2010. Tags: conservatives, Gary Bettman, infotainment, Lady Byng Award, nhl, obama, progressives, SportsCenter
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, New York, NY (GlossyNews) — A puck rang off the iron heads of the NHL’s finest this weekend as Gary Bettman announced Barack Obama recipient of the coveted Lady Byng award. The players, who had waited all season for this the crowning of the league’s choicest pussy, spat like Gatorade their red wines onto the seats before them. Continue Reading
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Posted on 02 July 2010. Tags: Bob Dylan, Carl Sandburg, gulf coast, Jakob Dylan, Language, Ozzy Osbourne, poetry, United Nations
GARY, Indiana, (GlossyNews) — Sixties icon Bob Dylan appeared, in all of his monochromatic splendor, at the National Press Club this week, announcing a new chapter in what’s already been an amazing career. Said the legendary balladeer, whom some consider the American version of Carl Sandburg, “Iben woando sum further you in furlong tom.” Continue Reading
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Posted on 27 June 2010. Tags: convention, flasher, It's Miley!, Los Angeles, miley cyrus, naturist, nudist
SAN FRANCISCO, Kalifornia (GlossyNews) — Underage puddy cat queen, Miley Cyrus, who stunned her ‘tween fans by climbing out of a convertible in front of hundreds of paparazzi wearing a skin-tight mini dress with no underwear, is keynote speaker at this years Flasher’s convention and Flash-in held in a seedy park near downtown L.A. Continue Reading
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Posted on 25 June 2010. Tags: beatles, celebrity nude, exposed genitals, lennon, miley cyrus, paparazzi, perez hilton
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (GlossyNews) — After blowing the top off the entertainment world by exposing her bottom, a la Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus has come up with another stunner to draw media attention to herself, a la John Lennon: she claims her vagina is now more popular than Jesus.
During a recent press conference in which Cyrus touted her new CD, “Can’t Be Tamed,” Cyrus was asked about the mounting popularity of her underage underworld, recently flashed around the Internet after she allegedly exited a vehicle in front of paparazzi cameras while not wearing panties. Continue Reading
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Posted on 17 June 2010. Tags: Alejandro, bra, dancers, Lady Gaga, rifles, shooting, video
Los Angeles, CA – Little did Lady Gaga realize that the special rifle bra that was created for her “Alejandro” video actually was made from real rifles strapped to the front of the bra in such a way that when she danced, the rifles would sway from side to side.
Unfortunately, while practicing to swing the rifles both in the same direction, one of them got caught in the strapping and swung wildly to the left hitting the other rifle causing it to discharge. Continue Reading
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Posted on 02 June 2010. Tags: elephants, gop, killer weed, Lear60, sarah palin, todd palin, Wasilla trash
Late one night last week, while she was in her compartment on the Lear60 from Fox leaving New York, Sarah and Todd were working on her autobiography. As they began to brainstorm, with the help of a ‘relaxation substance’ Sarah began to capture some of the things that make her unique.
Here is her list. One is advised to compare these items closely to any girl a feller might want to get ’serious’ with.
How did I get this paper? Truth to power, I clean the Lear60 when it gets back to Wasilla and I found it in the trash. Continue Reading
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Posted on 14 May 2010. Tags: born again, conservatives, fanatics, founding fathers, hypocrite, real issues, tea party, teabaggers
Wilmington, De Patriot Time Travel — 1782 – On a recent time travel expedition to the late 1700’s, Sarah Palin found herself in bed with Jacob Broom, another B-level politician some consider a Founding Father and a man “who knows one when he sees one.” According to a report from an ear-witness known only as “Mary,” a conversation overheard coming from behind a certain ramshackle wall went something like this:
“How was that?”
“Mmmm baby girl, you know what I like” Continue Reading
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Posted on 07 May 2010. Tags: Alaska State Troopers, National Security, Russia, sarah palin, secret service, todd palin
Wasilla, Ak (GlossyNews) — Sarah Palin, potential candidate for the Presidency in 2012, has put in a complaint with the Alaskan State Troopers complaining of Russians peeping in her windows at night. As she once claimed that she “could see Russia from her window”; apparently they can see her as well. Perhaps more of her than she would care for.
“Ah, this here’s ‘Peeping Ivan’s’ lookin’ in mah windows at night!” Continue Reading
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Posted on 28 April 2010. Tags: Brazilian butt lift, butt implants, butt pads, buttock augmentation, Kardashian, kim kardashian, smart lipo, vanity
Sydney, Australia – An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled a trip to Rio de Janeiro for emergency plastic surgery to have a Brazilian butt lift done so that this never happens again.
“We were out and about in Sydney late last Saturday night, drinking and dancing and having a marvelous time when Kim whispered to me, ‘my butt feels funny, take a look and see if it looks alright.’ Continue Reading
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Posted on 27 April 2010. Tags: DWTS, exotic dancers, Kate gosselin, Kate Plus 8, lap dance, pole dancing, single moms, T&A
Reading, PA (GlossyNews) – Never one to fret about where her next paycheck is coming from what with all her new-found skills and all, Kate Gosselin has put her recent professional dancing skills to use at the local Sheetahs Club in Reading, PA. “Gosh,” says Gosselin, “I had no idea the money I could make at this place.”
“Kitty” Gosselin, as she is now known around town, claims there are plenty more perks that go with a lap dancing job. Continue Reading
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Posted on 26 April 2010. Tags: Beck, china, fox, fox news, glenn beck, palin, rupert murdoch, sarah palin
At Sea, South Pacific (GlossyNews) — Rumors are swirling in back alleys and executive washrooms about the handful of tapes that, if made public, could blow the lid off Rupert Murdoch’s hold on American politics, bringing Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and others down with him in the fallout. Continue Reading
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Television
Posted on 25 April 2010. Tags: Buddha, conservatives, fox news, glenn beck, jesus, Mecca, savior, tea baggers
New Canaan, Connecticut – Fox Television and radio personality, Glenn Beck was found wandering along Merritt Parkway close to his home in New Canaan, Connecticut early Thursday morning around 2 a.m. He was naked and confused and muttering “don’t freakin’ tread on me, don’t freakin’ tread on Glenn Beck, for I am your Savior,” and was taken to the nearest hospital for observation. He was openly weeping. Continue Reading
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