Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!

Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…

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Titanic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!

You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…

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Posted in Biz News Music

The Earth’s BILLIONAIRES Record/Remake Michael Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ (A VERY DIFFERENT VERSION!)

Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…

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Posted in Politics

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…

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Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

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Posted in War Zone World News

With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!

Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…

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Posted in Politics

EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asylum. The bedraggled lot, tired…

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Posted in World News

U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…

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POTUS President Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

More Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes!

Note from Wallace: more of rfreed’s memes! You can check his user profile to for some satire stories. Captions mine. Putin it away! “Orange and white” revolution? Mexican Dream Just like whack-a-mole Come Fly with Me Revenge Gate… Barr Brawl…

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Posted in World News

History Rewritten- The American Civil War Revisionist History At Its Best!

Since many individuals in our modern world – for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President, etc. seem to be OK with changing the way…

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Posted in Music War Zone

County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Our All-Hearing Drone Succeeds Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drone has this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to…

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Posted in World News

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un’s Hot Date In Vladivostok.

Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Do It Yourself Health Care – Yes, It Has Come To That!

DIY HEALTH CARE Yet another serious article – oh, all right, all right! I’ll throw in a couple jokes just for old times sake……… There is a lot we can do to recover or maintain our health on our own,…

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Posted in Top Stories

Charlize Theron is “Shockingly Available“ & Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” & Ask Her Out On A Date – YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions and one of the finest actresses of her time states that she can’t…

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Posted in Politics

OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????

Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true!

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Posted in Politics

Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. The trouble can well be…

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Posted in World News

Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans who we reported on March 13th of this year have reached the Guatemalan border and are camped out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left…

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Posted in Strange People

Blond President Jokes

What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. How does the Blond President find a new wife? He goes to the Walmart Discount East European Find A Sexy Wife website. What did…

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Posted in General Interest

“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” – HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday, and I have to say, marijuanna should only be used for…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised Mexican border guards at first tried to halt the massive human…

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Posted in Entertainment

On Becoming A Storm Trooper – One Piece Of Armor At A Time

FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that when you are vulnerable they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be.

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Posted in Politics

Trump Memes: The Ideas Just Keep Presenting Themselves!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: rfreed is currently the undisputed meme master of Glossy News! However, for even more graphic fun (not necessarily memes!) try Upchuck and JF! AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS – AN ALL PRESIDENT’S MEME:

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Posted in Politics

“Deep State”? Or Is It More Likely A “Deep Oligarchy”?

The Right has made much ado about there being a “Deep State” – a massive and deeply underground unification of different government agencies all bent on curtailing our freedoms. The interesting thing is that in past decades such talk during…

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Posted in Religionism

The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old…

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Posted in Politics

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that had been festering our governmental tract…

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Posted in General Interest

Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once…

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Posted in Sports Top Stories

Somewhere In Colorado….

Sometimes skiing can seem like this. After learning the last two years on slopes in Colorado and Utah. They have green runs here that would be blacks in the Midwest! They have a green run at Beaver Creek Colorado called…

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