Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!


Most of you will have seen the recent scandal where the police shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back while he was standing in his own grandmother’s back yard, holding a cell phone that officers mistook for a gun. Read more Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!

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The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”

Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to accomplish the same with this decision. Read more The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.


The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. Read more The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

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NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Read more NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

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North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea.

The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un to forgo his nuclear rants with his Anglo doppelganger in the U.S. conquistador seat of power. Here was the chance to control events in America in a way the Russians could not even dream of. Read more North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead.

And got away with it.

To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different twists than your usual murder. Read more Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said: Read more Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.


In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called ‘American’ gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax, and that Las Vegas doesn’t even exist. The Gun Enthusiasts Needing Obscene Calibers of Insidious Death Engines (G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E.), a firearm cult group, has stated that the whole incident is just a fabrication from the great liberal Satans that have taken over the country and want to take everyone’s guns away, so that it is easier for them to rule the place. Read more In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.

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