Bloodsuckers
Posted in Society

New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)

A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…

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Zombies
Posted in Strange People

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!

Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!

Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…

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Titanic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!

You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…

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Posted in Biz News Music

The Earth’s BILLIONAIRES Record/Remake Michael Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ (A VERY DIFFERENT VERSION!)

Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…

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Posted in Politics

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…

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Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

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Posted in War Zone World News

With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!

Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…

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Posted in Politics

EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asylum. The bedraggled lot, tired…

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potus
Posted in World News

U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…

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POTUS President Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

More Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes!

Note from Wallace: more of rfreed’s memes! You can check his user profile to for some satire stories. Captions mine. Putin it away! “Orange and white” revolution? Mexican Dream Just like whack-a-mole Come Fly with Me Revenge Gate… Barr Brawl…

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Posted in World News

History Rewritten- The American Civil War Revisionist History At Its Best!

Since many individuals in our modern world – for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President, etc. seem to be OK with changing the way…

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Posted in Music War Zone

County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…

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potus
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Our All-Hearing Drone Succeeds Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drone has this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to…

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Posted in World News

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un’s Hot Date In Vladivostok.

Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Do It Yourself Health Care – Yes, It Has Come To That!

DIY HEALTH CARE Yet another serious article – oh, all right, all right! I’ll throw in a couple jokes just for old times sake……… There is a lot we can do to recover or maintain our health on our own,…

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Posted in Top Stories

Charlize Theron is “Shockingly Available“ & Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” & Ask Her Out On A Date – YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions and one of the finest actresses of her time states that she can’t…

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Posted in Politics

OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????

Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!Gay Old Party Strikes Again! Auntie Lindsey 2020,…

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