Have A Trump-Free Day!

It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily laden days-off agenda.(our brethern government employees always want more excuses for days off !)

With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves of our entire nation due to the radical changes in politics these last two years we need a cooling off period, much like what is going on with the Fukishima nuclear reactor that was totaled by a tidal wave on the Japanese coast a while back. We need a time out, a recess, a nappy time just like Miss Julie used to give us in kindergarten when she herself needed a break from us kids rather than herself having a breakdown.

Much of the cause of this stress for many U.S. citizens (and a lot of people in the rest of the world as well!) is our Commandant in Chief ( I won’t mention his name again in this paragraph as the mere saying of it causes many people’s blood pressure to spike. He shall remain a lot like Vordemort in the Harry Potter movie- “He Who Shall Not Be Named. For much the same reasons.) and the various antics he has become famous for. Or infamous depending on which side of the aisle you happen to have chosen to plant your tush onto. Think of how much of a relief it would be for a day not to see his stone faced visage on our screens, hear his over-aged punk rock voice or have to read his semi-demented rants.

We need a Trump-free day!

A day free from Twitter feeds!
A day without Obama derision!
A day without phony patriotic vitriol!
A day without political chain-combustion fusion!
A day free from firing underlings!
A day free form ravaging, raging, rabies infested rants!
A day free from POTUS posturing!
A day free from the Big Tweet himself!

In other words- A Trump-Free Day!!!

We really need a vacation, much like the President-select takes every weekend (The same type that
The Donald accused Obama of taking too many of, although Don is actually taking more of them.) . All the major media magnates are merely magnified megaphones for his maniacal mealy mouthed mutterings and his mentally meandering memos, mottoes and mentionings. It is time we limit the lassitude of his outlandish lacerating lashing outs at liberals, ladies, lackeys and the like and lock down this literal Liberace of the media. He is like the gluttonous ghost of the original Ghostbusters who gorged his greedy gut at every good Government grouping. We need to abate his feeding frenzy.

Let’s shut him down for a day. We can get the Secret Service to ‘accidentally’ lock him in the basement in the morning without his smart phone and then ‘remember’ to let him out early the next day. I am sure the SS would go for that. They surely need a break from The Donald themselves.

Let us work to make April 1st the official Trump-Free Day. Let’s make it a day of no fooling around! Especially by The Great Fool himself!

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Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with content and spell-checking by Ann Coulter, differs greatly from the Pledge of Allegiance we all grew up with. Trump states that it “better reflects our current times and realities” (content and spell-checking also by Ann Coulter). Read more Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

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Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!


Most of you will have seen the recent scandal where the police shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back while he was standing in his own grandmother’s back yard, holding a cell phone that officers mistook for a gun. Read more Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!

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The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”

Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to accomplish the same with this decision. Read more The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.


The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. Read more The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

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NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Read more NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

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North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea.

The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un to forgo his nuclear rants with his Anglo doppelganger in the U.S. conquistador seat of power. Here was the chance to control events in America in a way the Russians could not even dream of. Read more North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead.

And got away with it.

To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different twists than your usual murder. Read more Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said: Read more Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

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