Anti-Corporate Propaganda is Real! Here’s the REAL Truth About Hot-Dogs & Chicken Nuggets the Vegan MSM is Hiding!

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Haters gonna hate, but they also gonna LIE, flat out, about the wondrous world of junk food!
Have you not had enough of all the horrible anti-corporate propaganda against noble, self-sacrificing enterprises like Starbucks and McDonalds?
Well, here’s your chance to see the REAL truth about the gorgeous junk food the haters are lying about.
Hot dogs are fattening?
FAKE NEWS!
Chicken nuggets are cobbled together from the worst conceivable innards of the chicken?
FAKE NEWS!
The mainstream media would never lie to us about so-called ‘junk food,’ right?!
FAKE NEWS!
Remember to watch these videos, and then share ’em! Don’t let the MSM get away with lying about our junk food!

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Cheez-Its, the Nutritious New Superfood Everyone’s Raving About! (Glossy News Video)

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They’re nutritious and delicious! Never mind what raw food humping organic freegan zealots tell you… Cheez-Its are the real deal! If tomato ketchup is a vegetable, then why can’t Cheez-Its be the edgy new superfood du jour as well???

Watch this exciting Bobby Joe mockumentary, and find out how Cheez-Its done be MADE! T’simple!

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It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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Remember wacko David Icke and the Lizard Men?

This is the guy that featured at the beginning of that creepy Vinnie Paz conspiracy video!

Former soccer player and current Nu Age conspiracy loon David Icke said the following stirring words: Read more It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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Hallowe’en is gone, but did you think we’d let you away that easily?

Now THIS is spooky! Brian and the kids went to Wild Waves, and it sounds like it was a pretty chilling experience.

Watch out!

Read more Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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Glossy News Has Published Our First Book! Never Have I Ever: the Game in Book Form

You know those $30 board games you play that are really wicked and really fun? Yeah, we made our own version, and it’s in book form; and it’s available for $5.99 on the first edition. The second edition promises to cost more; but this one is really fun, superbly clever, and wicked as all-get-out.

It’s the culmination of over a year’s work and we’re really proud of it.

The book is available here on Amazon.

There are rules of course, and play pieces you can cut out from the back page. But all that’s purely secondary to the replayability of it all.

With an average of 30-questions to finish the game, and over 800 questions in the book, the replay value promises to be around 28-plays.

Compare that with Cards Against Humanity which costs $26, and has a replay value of about two times. This game is around 21-cents a play, versus $13. I mean, you’re coming out ahead right out of the gate, but don’t take it from me! Read more Glossy News Has Published Our First Book! Never Have I Ever: the Game in Book Form

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

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Here’s one final playlist article, directing you to videos from Brian’s Youtube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra/videos
You could spend all day here!
Don’t forget about the Facebook page for Glossy News as well. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 8! Politics

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Like a lot of people, Brian was caught by surprise by the surprise (or shock) win for Donald Trump.
In fairness, expert pollsters and commentators were no better off.
In today’s playlist, Brian also has a savage take-down of political love doctor Ben Carson, as well as more freaky fun with mildly confused / confusing GOP establishment ‘celebrity’ Mitch McConnell. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 8! Politics

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Here are a couple of VERY weird documentaries from way back.

Definitely NOT satire!

If you’ve got erectile dysfunction, you should probably get off the internet.

But you should subscribe to Brian’s channel first!

Aside from this, there’s a VERY creepy video, which completely misunderstands homosexuality.

Apparently, being gay is a contagious disease.

What? Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

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Have you subscribed to Brian’s Youtube channel yet?

Either way, this is some pretty interesting stuff.

We’ve got the Washington State Fair in Puyallup, Washington.

We’ve got an EXCLUSIVE tour inside a very historically significant plane:

A B-17 bomber! Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 4! (In-Depth Political Analysis)

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FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!

Donald Trump’s mildly confused and erratic press conference fisked in detail.

Bit o’ film analysis, as well as a mildly traumatising Ghost Pepper challenge.

We’ve also got another detailed rebuttal of Sarah Palin, and some innovative insights to how to improve important public services in teh US.

Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 4! (In-Depth Political Analysis)

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