What’s Better than a Good Game of Dice? A SEXY Dice! (Glossy News Video)

INTRO FROM WALLACE:

If you’re a gambling man (or woman), we all know the smooth, speedy, exhilarating rush of blood to the head that only gambling (and certain other things) can provide!

Like sex.

And more sex.

And more dice.

And, er…

SEXY DICE?!

Well, anyhoo! Watch the video, because this is a real eye-opener!

PROBABLY safe for work.

I mean like, y’know…

Jussayin.

Tara f’now!

LULZ!

— Wallace

Image from Erik Stein, Pixabay.

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Anti-Corporate Propaganda is Real! Here’s the REAL Truth About Hot-Dogs & Chicken Nuggets the Vegan MSM is Hiding!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Haters gonna hate, but they also gonna LIE, flat out, about the wondrous world of junk food!
Have you not had enough of all the horrible anti-corporate propaganda against noble, self-sacrificing enterprises like Starbucks and McDonalds?
Well, here’s your chance to see the REAL truth about the gorgeous junk food the haters are lying about.
Hot dogs are fattening?
FAKE NEWS!
Chicken nuggets are cobbled together from the worst conceivable innards of the chicken?
FAKE NEWS!
The mainstream media would never lie to us about so-called ‘junk food,’ right?!
FAKE NEWS!
Remember to watch these videos, and then share ’em! Don’t let the MSM get away with lying about our junk food!

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Cheez-Its, the Nutritious New Superfood Everyone’s Raving About! (Glossy News Video)

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

They’re nutritious and delicious! Never mind what raw food humping organic freegan zealots tell you… Cheez-Its are the real deal! If tomato ketchup is a vegetable, then why can’t Cheez-Its be the edgy new superfood du jour as well???

Watch this exciting Bobby Joe mockumentary, and find out how Cheez-Its done be MADE! T’simple!

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It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Remember wacko David Icke and the Lizard Men?

This is the guy that featured at the beginning of that creepy Vinnie Paz conspiracy video!

Former soccer player and current Nu Age conspiracy loon David Icke said the following stirring words: Read more It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Hallowe’en is gone, but did you think we’d let you away that easily?

Now THIS is spooky! Brian and the kids went to Wild Waves, and it sounds like it was a pretty chilling experience.

Watch out!

Read more Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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