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The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Blond President Jokes

What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. How does the Blond President find a new wife? He goes to the Walmart Discount East European Find A Sexy Wife website. What did…

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Posted in Music Strange People

Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.

Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty that ‘Do…

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Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…

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Posted in Science Strange People

Flu Spray Replacement Found Among City Dwelling Homeless population

For many years, the flu vaccine was administered primarily in two ways—via an injection or through a nasal spray. However, many pharmacies and doctors have steered away from the use of the flu spray, and settled almost exclusively on the…

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The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

Our national beloved-love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand (as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you!) is ‘POTUS’ –…

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More Memes of ‘He Who Must Not Be Named’

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Hot Out of the Oven – New Donald Trump Memes As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing… Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!! Poll: Over 50% of US Women Have…

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Have A Trump-Free Day!

It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily laden days-off agenda. (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off!) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves of our entire nation due…

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“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi

Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…

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Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

Are you sick and tired of being accused of being a mainstream, heterobourgeois square? Do your most authentic Komrads laugh at you? FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a……

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Sometimes It is Worth It To Read The Yahoo Comments Section

Sometimes it is worth it to read the comment section on Yahoo articles. This one is about a woman in Florida who was having an affair with her brother and gave birth to a child who was not entirely normal….

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Posted in Biz News Gadgets & Gizmos Strange People

GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

EDITOR’S NOTE: LET’S GET CRYPTO CRAZY, BABY! AND THERE’S NOTHING CRAZIER THAN FAKE-ASS MONEY. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Crypto Kings In A Nutshell U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News Chapter 6: I…

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. FIGHT THE…

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Posted in Strange People Talky Pictures

GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

The GlossyNews exclusive “How Bobby Joe: the Movie” is in the final stages of post-production, but we need your help to get it distributed! Video below, but check us out on Kickstarter Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a…

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Posted in Human Interest Strange People

‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (2/2)

Last time: The best thing of all is when I suddenly had a knock on the upstairs window at 4 am; the poor bugger had followed me home around 6 pm, and had finally plucked up the courage to speak…

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‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)

A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round. Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when…

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Posted in Strange People Travel

Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked. Heathrow boss Tom Stacey commented: FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Women, Help End Discrimination Against Men … by……

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Posted in Strange People Television

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Strange People

Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined. Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment Music Politics Strange People

Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Kanye/Cool J: Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in History 78% of Radio Shack 1993 Catalog Is on Your Phone, but Better Conservative Eroticism versus Liberal Eroticism Kanye West is a Breadophile: Horrifying…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics Strange People Top Stories

Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her

A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…

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Posted in Strange People Top Stories

The Problem Began With Cows- The Oregon Wildlife Refuge Standoff

The problem begins with the cows. They don’t belong here in the first place. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About For 2016 Forget the Man in the High Castle, there’s…

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Tapped Phone Conversation Between Putin and Assad Proves Revealing

The famous expose website Wakileaks (yes, that is spelled correctly) has successfully tapped into a most intriguing phone call between those two most beloved of dictators in the world- Bashar al-Assad and his Grace Vladimir Putin of Russia. We have…

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The Great Trump’s First Day As President.

Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss Donald Trump. He would be here shortly and she knows all too well how critical he is that…

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Trump Riled He’s Not on Anon’s KKK List

Presidential hopeful and media prostitute Donald Trump took to Twitter Thursday evening, erupting at not being included in the Hacktivist organization Anonymous’ KKK list. The billionaire Trump, whose campaign has revolved around deporting over 11 million illegal aliens if he’s…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Strange People

Funny Cat Story: Explanation (More Sensible than the Story)

An anonymous source from Romania emailed me the ‘It’sNoCan’t’ funny cat story as an example of a typical Eastern European fairy tale. When they contacted me, they claimed they were following a tip from a former vegetable gardener I had…

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Posted in Strange People War Zone

WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin

The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…

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Trumpenstein Horror Now Threatens Republicans

A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of…

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Hey Kids: Make Your Own ‘Trump for President’ Bumper Stickers

Hey Kids! Have Some Fun Cutting Out These ‘Trump For President’ Bumper Stickers!!! Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic bumper stickers, snitch a pair of scissors and some glue from your…

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