The Bronx Project

20 November 2009 12:47 - by Charles L. Wang

The Bronx Project is a diverse community that demonstrates what human freedom combined with love and unity is capable of achieving. It was inspiring to see how people of every ethnic, economic and social background were willing to sacrifice — hand in hand — to free their fellow brothers and sisters under the grip of […]

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Black Men Can’t Curtsey

Black Men Can’t Curtsey

19 November 2009 07:42 - by Rusty

Obama’s botched bow to Emperor Akiheehaw this weekend has put the culturally-refined Japanese themselves in the diplomatically delicate position of not knowing whether to laugh or cry – and are as painfully embarrassed over the shameful spectacle as if Dubya Bush had still been the Pres’ and given Akiheewaw one of his Texas turkey-brained Merkel-style […]

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Obama’s Admin Creates Jobs in Neverland

Obama’s Admin Creates Jobs in Neverland

19 November 2009 09:42 - by Rusty

Now here’s a breaking news story to warm the cockles of your heart and make you proud to be American. Oh yes, enough to inspire you to shout out loud from the rooftops and declare “See, I told you we were spot on switching to Democrat and voting for the Kenyan guy!” And why is […]

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Terrorists Win: Bin Laden “Pleasantly Surprised” w/ NYC 9-11 Show Trial

Terrorists Win: Bin Laden “Pleasantly Surprised” w/ NYC 9-11 Show Trial

19 November 2009 07:16 - by Fuzzy Duffy

Deep in the Mountains of Pakistan: Osama Bin Laden gave a rare press interview today to BSNE and other members of the international media. Commenting on the Obama Administration’s decision to try the mastermind of the 9-11 Attacks, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, in civilian court in New York City; a near giddy Bin Laden announced, “The […]

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Signing the Universal Health Care by Obama Barrack

19 November 2009 12:38 - by Charles L. Wang

Why this is the right thing to do from a religious point-of-view Philosophers and Theologians have been dazzled for over a thousand years by one single-most important question, and here is what the buzz is all about: A child is near death from a serious disease. There was only one drug that might save the […]

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Conservatives Disappointed w/ Palin Book: Thought “Going Rogue” Referred to Wearing Underwear

Conservatives Disappointed w/ Palin Book: Thought “Going Rogue” Referred to Wearing Underwear

18 November 2009 05:14 - by Fuzzy Duffy

New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, “Going Rogue,” according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives showed that while 52% “enjoyed the book,” and “agreed with its message and goals for America.” However, a whopping 87% […]

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Conservative Doll Series Out in Time for Christmas

Conservative Doll Series Out in Time for Christmas

18 November 2009 12:41 - by P. Beckert

Whiskey Creek, VA – Small independently-owned doll manufacturer, Patriate Pride, has announced a new line of dolls fashioned after the ideals of two of today’s most controversial conservative figures, Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin. In fact, the “Michele” doll and the “Sarah” doll will be the cornerstones of the new series, “Pretty Pride.”

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Gordon Brown Offers “I’m Not Quite the the Worst Case Scenario”; Is

Gordon Brown Offers “I’m Not Quite the the Worst Case Scenario”; Is

18 November 2009 10:53 - by Rusty

Now, not only do we have Posh Dave Cameron and his Tory scumsters picking on poor old Gordon Brown – the Stalinist Slime Minister nobody voted for – but he’s getting it in the neck from all and sundry and can’t seem to do anything right for doing wrong. Gordon, as a politician, has been […]

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Shock Jocks “Ant & Dec” to Interview Royal Princes

Shock Jocks “Ant & Dec” to Interview Royal Princes

18 November 2009 03:53 - by Rusty

It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince’s Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being interviewed by the oafish TV double-act of stand-up Geordie tossers – Ant and Dec.

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The Black Experience in America: Whiteness is Beauty, Blackness is Ugly… the voice of a promised land…

18 November 2009 12:47 - by Charles L. Wang

Images rarely, if ever reflect reality. All images are a distorted view of reality since they are highly stylized. They are not a slice of life but a constructed version of reality. Many theorists argue that the version of reality encoded in images of our media is that which serves the interests of the dominant […]

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Halliburton And The Carrots, Holds the Sticks

Halliburton And The Carrots, Holds the Sticks

17 November 2009 04:12 - by BobZaguy

Bogota, Columbia – In an unusual development in the strife-torn South American country of Columbia, the giant war machine known as Halliburton seems to be growing food. Over the past 6 months, on advice from a high-level undisclosed source, the company has planted the equivalent of 2500 square miles of garden carrots to replace the […]

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Scholarship Program for the New York School Children

17 November 2009 12:38 - by Charles L. Wang

To paraphrase Aristotle, all people desire to know: who we are; how we know; how we should live. To Socrates, the health of the state depends on the knowledge and education of its individuals. To Thomas Jefferson, a democracy is only valid and meaningful if our citizens are educated, well-informed, and qualified to make enlightened […]

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Cosmetic Surgeons Head South at Y in the Road

Cosmetic Surgeons Head South at Y in the Road

17 November 2009 06:43 - by Rusty

According to research just published in the British Journal of Aesthetic Twatology the latest craze to displace the tanning parlour cult of looking like a darkie immigrant and contracting melanoma is undergoing surgery to create perfect vulval genitalia. No really, the BBC published a report on it.

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CIA Balanced Budget thanks to Low-Cost Uzbeki Torture

CIA Balanced Budget thanks to Low-Cost Uzbeki Torture

17 November 2009 03:52 - by Rusty

According to a scathing report published today in the International Daily, the CIA relied on military intelligence extracted from Jolly Jihadi Muslim prisoners by methods of torture at extraordinary rendition centres in Uzbekistan. Uz-beki-where? someone shouts from the depths of cyberspace.

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Obama Mastering Asian Arm Control

Obama Mastering Asian Arm Control

16 November 2009 02:54 - by BobZaguy

SINGAPORE, ASIA — US President Barack Obama shows every intent of mastering Arm Control Photo-ops (ACP-op) over Singapore’s PM Lee Hsien Loong, as seen here in our photo at the left. Once officially documented, Obama plans to continue on with the rest of the Asian heads of state. His final mastery will be the long […]

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Army Honors Pig War Veterans

Army Honors Pig War Veterans

16 November 2009 06:09 - by Paul Yokota

In observance of of Veteran’s Day, Army Chief of Staff General George W. Casey presided over a ceremony at Fort Benning, Georgia today, honoring “our nations greatest heroes,” by which of course he meant the veterans of the infamous 1859 Pig War. For the uninitiated, the Pig War was a brief and very real war […]

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