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CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to Justin Raimondo, most people believe that something is very wrong in America. But what?! Well… Continue Reading

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No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever].
In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer Rick Earle has been arrested in London’s red light area. Continue Reading

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Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days. Continue Reading

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Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”

Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”

The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the Satanic Hymnbook of the CIA.
(Psst… Nothing to do with Wikileaks!) Continue Reading

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“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim

A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted him to do it. Continue Reading

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You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)

You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)

Woody Guthrie‘s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic.

It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video. Continue Reading

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London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show

London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show

A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face.

Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News: Continue Reading

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Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman

Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman

Famed circus man and sensationalist P.T. Barnum was resurrected last week, coughing and spitting as he was reanimated from his sarcophagus, to watch a bootleg screener of “The Greatest Showman” starring Hugh Wolverine. To say he wasn’t impressed would be to undersell the greatest showman who ever lived, died, and lived again, however briefly. Continue Reading

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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Continue Reading

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Random Thoughts XII: Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!

Random Thoughts XII: Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!

Counter-Terrorism in Middle Earth

If Mordor was the Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was the equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do? Continue Reading

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If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics! (Memes, NSFS — Not Safe For Snowflakes)

If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics! (Memes, NSFS — Not Safe For Snowflakes)

SJWs and pomos are often compared to fascists and Stalinists…

Such accusations are hardly without their basis in reality. Continue Reading

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Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry

Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry

With all due respect to the outcome of the 2016 presidential campaign, to those who voted for Donald Trump, and to the policies and performance of the Trump administration… Continue Reading

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Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!!

God to the world

“He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted! ………………. April Fools!” Continue Reading

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All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says: Continue Reading

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Should Satirists Consider Fiverr or Not?

Should Satirists Consider Fiverr or Not?

It’s only fair to say that despite persistent bitching and grievancemongering to the contrary, the gig economy services website Fiverr is actually quite a good way of boosting your income. Indeed, as with Patreon, some people have gone much further than beer money, and have actually brought in a prettty tidy sum each month. Continue Reading

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Hate SJWs? Love Satire! Check it Out!

Hate SJWs? Love Satire! Check it Out!

I recently mentioned I had a nice new cover for my UKIP satire book.

For those who are unfamiliar with this ‘mildly peculiar’ party, here are a few funny ‘real news’ articles about the object of the satire! Continue Reading

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Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

My satire book ‘Professor Smiggles & the New Intellectual Warfare’ has beautiful, cute new cover!
Just look at the cuddly wise old owl…
Up in the top right corner of this article!
Part one of the book is satire from the curmudgeonly Professor. Continue Reading

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Editors & Writers: What You Hear, & What They’re REALLY Saying!

Editors & Writers: What You Hear, & What They’re REALLY Saying!

WRITERS

What you hear:

Sorry, I only write if I’m getting paid.

What they’re REALLY saying:

Your outlet is utter bollocks, stop wasting my time!

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