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Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants? Continue Reading

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The Pitfalls Of Free Spins Bonuses

The Pitfalls Of Free Spins Bonuses

Free spin bonuses in online gambling are among the most popular rewards.

When a new gambler starts to play at the casino, he usually gets:

● Welcome bonuses
● Free spins

The last type of reward is particularly attractive. It lets the client to get free of charge try to win. Despite the fact that it seems so easy, there are many pitfalls that free spinning actually has. Before you decide to play online, check free spins bonuses on a particular gambling platform. Most probably the online casino house will offer you several options for this type of reward.

Key Pitfalls Of Spinning At Zero Cost that You Have To Know About

When you start playing at the new gambling platform, you will get either deposit or no deposit free spinning bonus options. Non-deposit option means the player can check the gaming process without actually risking their own money. When you put money on deposit, you are offered either a financial bonus or free spins. However, the problem is that free spins, however attractive they may seem, are not that simple. The main pitfalls about free spins are, firstly, the fact that wins on free spins may be limited to smaller sums; and secondly, wins on free spins may not be cashable, and the player will not be able to withdraw it. Often, winnings on free spins can be only used for subsequent bets.

These are the main restrictions that will distract you from getting the best gaming experience. You will surely need to read or to ask online for a full description of any free spinning offer. The best idea is to read all Terms and Conditions attentively before using the free spins. If you are still not sure about the rules, contact customer support.

If you play at an e-gambling platform with a low rating, you will most probably not get a really advantageous free spinning offer. So, it is better to research and to check in detail what your casino offers.

It is known that experienced amateur players and professional online gamblers usually do not the bonuses, including free spins; and even if they are assigned the bonus automatically, they speak to the customer support and ask to reverse the bonus. The point is that financial bonuses are subject to wagering requirements, and free spins are simply useless for professional gamers.

And you have to pay particular attention to how quickly you can get a prize from free spinning, and whether or not it can be converted into cash. When you are given this kind of bonus, you will hardly gain a lot. However, it is always pleasant to be given an additional chance to try your luck. Even if they are not that profitable, free spins will still allow you to learn the rules of the game.

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Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie.

This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone!

And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month. Continue Reading

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Comic Books to Expect in 2018

Comic Books to Expect in 2018

2018 is filled with many exciting comics that are set to hit brick and mortar stores as well as online shops. The previous year was a great year for comicsm and we predict that things will continue to get better. Continue Reading

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Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career

Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career

The official and ultimate Dad-rock-lover’s favourite, Jeremy Clarkson, is now taking his swagger to the most renowned Centrist Dad place of all:

80s adult-oriented rock! Continue Reading

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Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss

Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss

Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss.

Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We Make A Car Out Of?’ He had the car specially built for the new series. Continue Reading

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Gang of Sneers Satire Series: Free, Funny and Philosophical!

Gang of Sneers Satire Series: Free, Funny and Philosophical!

I recently ran a free download deal for my ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire series on Amazon.com.

Thanks to everyone who downloaded a book! Continue Reading

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What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

What’s your favourite 2018 Glossy News story so far?

January highlights include:

The UK government’s attempts to clamp down on ‘Fake News’ backfire. Continue Reading

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Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime

Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime

President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.” Continue Reading

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Continue Reading

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Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start.

But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be salvageable. Continue Reading

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“Bob Too?” Alicia Keys Denounces Bob Dylan’s ‘Creepy Harassment Agenda’

“Bob Too?” Alicia Keys Denounces Bob Dylan’s ‘Creepy Harassment Agenda’

The latest musical scalp to fall to the recent sexual harassment witch-hunt is rugged smokey-voiced crooner Bob Dylan. Continue Reading

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Four Free Satire Books from 20-24 January

Four Free Satire Books from 20-24 January

My four ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire books are available free from 20-24 January on Amazon.

Check ’em out! Continue Reading

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It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

The votes are in and…

Yes!

The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. Continue Reading

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Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has recently taken time out from the Gang of Sneers book series, in order to educate the benighted and unwashed masses on just how unreflective their music listening has been up to now. Continue Reading

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Grand Opening at the Haunted Museum – Zak Bagans Honours Mass Shooting Victims

Grand Opening at the Haunted Museum – Zak Bagans Honours Mass Shooting Victims

The night of October 1st 2017 was a sad one for the USA and that’s because a gunman decided to open fire on a crowd of people that were attending a concert in Las Vegas. Continue Reading

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