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Dear Horticulturalists at the Botanical Garden

I am a regular visitor. I want your job. I’ve been working for four attorneys who do child abuse cases for twenty-two years. I’m over it. I would like to prune the Queen Elizabeth roses in the rose garden because that…

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Archeologists Announce that Newly Discovered Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Will be Released as a DLC Expansion Pack for $69.99

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL- The team of archeologists who discovered new Dead Sea Scroll fragments have launched the contents in the form of a DLC as a Bible expansion pack. “The holy scripture is 1700 years overdue for some new content,” a…

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Posted in Entertainment Top Stories

How Customer Reviews Can Help in SEO

If you are planning to be specializing in SEO, then it is always important for you to make sure that your client is always happy. For example, if you get to do SEO for top online casino gaming affiliates, then…

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Posted in Entertainment Technology Top Stories

Apple Memo — Marketing iPhones to Other Species:

Prominent Features, Apps & Uses From: Apple Marketing To: Executive Board CC: Research & Development [R&D]; Internal Animal Safety Representatives [ASF] We know you are as pleased as we are that sales keep booming as we produce new iPhone generations…

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Three reasons why leaving the house is overrated

The outside world is full of singing birds, beautiful nature, and the sounds of people enjoying their lives – it makes you sick, doesn’t it? For years, people have been going on about how great things are outside. Have they…

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A Conversation Between Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head in Cancel Culture Jail

PEW. What are you in for? POTATO. Not exactly sure. PEW. Yeah, samesies. POTATO. Seriously? PEW. What? POTATO. Dude, you’re a total douche bag. I mean, c’mon. Perpetuating rape culture? Not cool. PEW. Huh? POTATO. You can’t make a name…

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Posted in Entertainment Health

Dear Editor: Those Vaccine Idiots Hate Handicapped People!

I am thoroughly disgusted about the crap belching from so-called COVID vaccine “campers”. What galls me most is their yelping for more “shots in the arms”, millions goddamn shots into millions of goddamn arms. Is that all you people ever talk…

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Posted in Making Headlines Music

Is the vinyl record comeback here to stay?

Since vinyl started its resurgence in 2006, it has steadily been rising little by little each year. However, in 2020, even the experts of the music industry were surprised when vinyl surpassed CD sales. Yes, it could probably be because…

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Posted in Education Entertainment

Memo from S.F. School Board: Now Changing Book Titles Instead of School Names

From: San Francisco Unified School District BoardTo: District English Teachers Background: • We recently identified and published the 44 school names we deem necessary to change.• Some object to initiating this measure when children and you aren’t in classrooms, but…

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Clown Humiliated After Flower Blasts Him in the Face with Water

Local clown, Giggles, 48, was left sopping wet and thoroughly embarrassed after leaning over to smell a nearby daffodil and was promptly sprayed in the face with a stream of water during a circus act. Giggles, momentarily caught off guard,…

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