Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

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Posted in Entertainment Strange People

Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Posted in Music World News

Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

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Posted in Comics World News

“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay

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Busan Korea
Posted in Music Politics Top Stories

JEONGMAL! Stans Sigh, Bumbling “BTS Buttigieg” Sharpens His Korean

Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg revealed today that he had learned the Korean language to better enjoy the music of K-pop sensations BTS. The South Bend, Indiana, mayor attended a recent concert, part of the group’s “Love Yourself” world tour,…

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Toilet
Posted in Entertainment Politics

RUSH LIMBAUGH BLUNDER! “Drinking Toilet Water a Step Up For Migrants… & it Tastes Great!

Palm Beach, FL- Conservative firebrand and longtime hate addict, Rush Limbaugh, managed to get the attention of non-right wing extremists on Tuesday, when he made a series of potentially racist comments regarding a congress woman, and detainees housed at a…

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Trump Pence
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

James Cameron Announces “New” New Terminator Movie

Wairarapa, New Zealand- On Thursday, famed filmmaker and professional submarine pilot James Cameron announced plans to reboot his Terminator franchise, after rabid fan boys pushed back against the trailer of his long awaited sequel to T2: Judgement Day, Terminator: Dark…

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Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Just for a Change! Formal Verse Poetry (This is HEADY Stuff!)

Augustinian Lament (Redemption’s Dawn) The one who loves and loses dies, but yet shall live. That spring so long ago, and yet so near… It was was neither truth, nor was it delusion; it was God’s plenty, as all true…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Trump’s Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years

Ever wonder what Trump was like as a child? Much like Jesus, his early years are a mystery. In a new book penned by one of Trump’s close childhood friends, we now have a window into the mind of the…

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

Leaked “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Shows Amazing New CGI

Leaked trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog reveals new character design and it looks AMAZING! Truly unbelievable. This fixed trailer is way better than the original. When the original trailer for “Sonic The Hedgehog” came out, fans, critics, advocates, detractors, and…

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Posted in Entertainment

Funny Poems (II): Cheap Wine, Charm & Chocolate Sandwiches!

Today it’s my birthday Here’s to the year Washed down with cheap wine And gallons of beer

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Posted in Music War Zone

County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…

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CNN
Posted in Entertainment

NEW CNN CONSPIRACY THEORY! “The Yellow Jackets DON’T EXIST!”

After years of being  unfairly targeted for their principled anti-Saddam coverage, universally beloved and admired centrist news corporation CNN have finally acknowledge the debt they owe to free hearts across the world (a phrase they borrowed from Reagan and Maggie…

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Posted in Entertainment

Funny Poems (I): Designer Horseshoes, Monsters, Rotten Rhinos!

I bought these shoes in town Designer didn’t you know? They cost a lot and hurt like hell That’s fashion, there you go

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

When Was the Last Time You Did a Free Book Deal on Amazon? (PSST! FREE DEAL!)

Indie book publishing is pretty tough, especially when you don’t have an advertising budget. Social media can help a bit, but again, that’s pretty hard without a budget. You can set up a Patreon, with its own mailing list. Or…

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Posted in Entertainment

New Look Glossy News!

I hope you all like the new look Glossy News! Our refurbishment is nearly over: take a look again! www.glossynews.com Still a few things to tidy up, but we hope you’ll agree it looks a whole lot better…

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Posted in Entertainment

OWCH! 80s Nerd Escapes Self-Imposed Seclusion: Finds D&D Gone MAINSTREAM!

Wealthy 80s nerd accidentally emerges from self-imposed seclusion only to discover that D&D is cool now Walter Sebastian Wasp Rogers IV suffered an embarrassing episode early in his junior year of high school involving a wooden chair, a lot of…

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Posted in Entertainment

Incredible Facts That Will Put a Smile on Your Face

In life, there are certain times we perceive that the world is becoming a cynical place. That is if you go deep into some information on the internet and social media. Moreover, that is when you will realize that the…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

NOT SATIRE: Three Formal Verse Poems!

Let’s take a break from the lighter stuff… The Painter of Apocalypse

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Forget the Man in the High Castle, there’s Only One Game in Town for Edgy Alt-History Novels of WWII!

I’ve recently done two chapters bundles of my gripping alternative history novel, Auschwitz in Essex: see bundle 1 and bundle 2 on Patreon. AUSCHWITZ IN ESSEX. CHAPTER 1: London is Worth a Mass. The moon shone glumly over the lonesome…

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Posted in Entertainment

On Becoming A Storm Trooper – One Piece Of Armor At A Time

FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that when you are vulnerable they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be.

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Posted in Television

Amy Poehler SCANDAL! Is new Netflix Series a GRUDGE BOMB Against Tina Fey?????

NEW YORK – Netflix’s new hit show, Russian Doll, is just a ploy by a vengeful Amy Poehler to get back at her friend and fellow comedian Tina Fey, following Fey’s repeated success in writing TV shows, and Poehler’s lack…

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