Category: Entertainment
Phantom Closing on Broadway – What Will Happen to It’s Biggest Star?
After 35 years and more than 13,000 performances, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera is ending on Broadway in April. As the musical finishes it’s historic run, the show’s actors, musicians, and technical crew are already looking for…
My Fight with the Scale
I’m warning you. Do not purchase smart appliances. First, I bought a smart refrigerator. That was okay, it reminded me when I needed milk, or eggs, or something else. The mistake was buying a smart scale. Now they have both…
Taliban Demand Change
I was in New York City and bumped into someone from the Taliban leadership. I didn’t know you guys were in New York. He put his finger to his lips and made the sound, Shhhssss. At least he was dressed…
The Real Life of Jake from State Farm (Plus your other favorites on TV)
Jake From State Farm It was 2 o’clock in the morning when I awoke to the phone ringing. It was Jake from State Farm, who I had told to never call me at home. I hurried into the other room….
Tips for Vegans
Let’s face it. Being vegan sucks. Everywhere you look, it’s “bacon this” and “cheese that.” Not only does the rest of the world not get it, but they are actively trying to get you to torture chickens and eat stroke burgers. Good luck…
Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin Is Running for Congress (“Ya betcha I’ll win,” ex-Alaska governor says as she lays out her platform)
Hiya Folks!–Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin comin’ at ya from my hometown of Wasilla in the great state of Alaska. Case ya’all didn’t hear, I’m runnin’ for the U.S. Congress to wipe out those Libs and Commies ruinin’ our country. And I…
Lindsey Graham Indicted for Murder Conspiracy by Moscow Grand Jury
Moscow (TASS). In a shocking announcement, the Constitutional Court of Russia has handed down conspiracy to commit murder indictments against Senator Lindsey (“I am not defective”) Graham (R-SC) and co-conspirator Lev Parnas. The charges include threatening bodily harm…“The only way…
Trump Claims “Afternoon Delights” Alibi
Washington, DC (AP). Under attack for the missing White House call logs, former President Donald Trump said, “there are no call logs because there were simply no calls made during that time period! You guys can make all the stink you want…
Vladimir Putin–The Dictators’ Dictator (He’s One Mean Dude and Proud of It)
Hey Comrades, Vladimir Putin here. I’m in the Kremlin sitting at my 20-foot-long table far away from my sniveling, simpering bunch of lapdogs and lackeys as I set about on my conquest of the world. Yes Siree Bob, I’m the…
Heavyweight Chris Rock/Will Smith Oscar Bout: 30 Other Potential Blockbuster Hollywood Ring Meetings
— Javier Bardem vs. Nicole Kidman [The Ricardos really go at it] — Martin Sheen vs. Ronald Reagan [The liberal and conservative both played Presidents] — Brad Pitt vs. Billy Bob Thornton [A JOLIE match for the…