Universally beloved plastic pop enterprise X Factor has finally lost its shine.
Yup! No-one ever believed this classic of early 21st century manufactured inanity would ever end up being discredited by a flamboyant and
sexually doubting, um, sexually dubious former KGB Lenin lookalike…
But such is life!
Or as Louis Walsh would no doubt belt out in his cups:
‘C’est la Vie!’
Still, the hidden hand of the music industry has guided the nation of Russia to unanticipated progress; all by means of mere individual self-interest!
Yes, just see this storming (not to say stormtrooping!) video of Russia’s most swishiest Elton John admirer for proof:
Oof! Look daddy, no hands!
Admittedly, that was way back in 2010. But Vladimir Putin has recently been invited by the notable karaoke fan(-atics) ISIS to educate them on the error of their ways. Their mutual commitment to rockin’ n’ jammin’ on human rights is likely to result in an unanticipated explosion of carnivalesque fellow-feeling and brotherhood. Continue Reading