WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!

Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffee to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘Jewish Privilege’ and ‘Interalised Goyphobia’ gaffes…

After virtue-attending a Labour Against Antisemitism speech, the well meaning rich white male Islington socialist attempted to find the cosy Blairie middle ground between antisemitism and anti-antisemitism by smugly noting (as smugly as you can be when you always look half like a cornered feral ferret and half like like a scared rabbit caught in the headlights):

Well if you’ll forgive me for saying so, this rather reminded me of a Wagner opera. A few snatches of brilliance, irretrievably buried beneath tons of impenetrable, turgid rambling. Still, I guess the opera ain’t over till the fat Jewish lesbian sings!

As the crowd descended in uproar at the clueless, tone-deaf race-baiting of Clumsy Corbyn, the confused Trot snorted:

Oh, well, do excuse me. Now I did assume that was the most intersectional way I could possibly have put it!

As the symphonic crescendo roared and surged against Labour’s usual antisemitic leitmotifs, Emily Thornberry shrilly shrieked like a wounded swan: Read more WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!

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Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy…

But why?

It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives.

But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about him.

 

First of all, middle of the road Silicon Mafia ‘encyclopedia’ Wikipedia says:

Saruman is one of several characters in the book illustrating the corruption of power; his desire for knowledge and order leads to his fall, and he rejects the chance of redemption when it is offered.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saruman

Image from Pixabay.

This, of course, is a shallow ad hominem fallacy, and doesn’t really tell you anything really deep or profound; resulting to personal attacks is precisely by the debate over Middle Earth is in the gutter. Can’t you see you’re BOTH part of the problem?!

Another equally shallow and disingenuous wiki likewise insinuates: Read more Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

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Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more!

Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum instead of default!

Also, could you invite a few friends? Word of mouth is HUGE for us!

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We really, really do want to be able to pay our amazing crew of talented satirists. Read more Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

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Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly white capped teeth, that perfectly coiffed hair piece, and that ‘more square than square’ jaw line, Sean Hannity is hiding a terrible secret.

“His mouth smells like a butt hole,” Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace confided to me last week as we sipped Bloody Mary’s and nibbled on Gorgonzola cheese. “It’s why the bulk of his interviews take place via satellite. Most guests say yes to an in studio visit the first time they’re invited… But rarely do they say yes a second time.”

Read more Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

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How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there.

We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work.

How can we become more effective at promoting our work?

There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few ideas.

There’s plenty more that could be said, but maybe next time!

Do you have any good ideas yourself?

Please leave your thoughts below, in the comment section.

Also, feel free to email the Managing Editor at any time: wallacerunnymede @ gmail.com (minus the spaces!)

Old Guard & New Guard

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IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

Dear friends:

I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on images.

First of all, Glossy News adhere very strictly to our responsibilities on copyright. This is not because we are stuffy or pedantic or legalistic, but because we are realists. This is fundamentally about the survival of the site. Just one out of court settlement of $10 000 plus is enough to sink the site.

Secondly, it is no use saying ‘I will never get caught.’ Read more IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

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American Cow Pie

Authors Note:

This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little has changed. Same old divisive America. I will soon follow up with an updated version of this parody if you’d like.  Let me know in the coments below.

Note from Wallace (editor):

I couldn’t find a non-pirated version of the original, so here is the best I could get. Hope some of you will still enjoy it!

 

Long, long time ago. I can still remember

The Revolution used to make me smile.

I knew that if we had our chance

That we could take this nation back

And maybe we could limp on for a while.

The PATRIOT act made me shiver

Our nation’s fate signed sealed delivered

Bad news on the doorstep

I wouldn’t take one more step.

 

I had the urge to run and hide

When they crumbled up our bill of rights

They’ll come and take you in the night

You’re jailed without a trial

Read more American Cow Pie

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