End of the Blue Pill! Chilly Willy Comin’ Atcha! Catch it Now (GN Video)

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Human body shapes are incredibly diverse and beautiful: think Jabba the Hutt, the Orcs of Middle Earth, and even our good old fat supremacist buddies like Tess Holliday!

So it’s only fair that I give y’all a chance to celebrate the range of penis size and shapes out there. If you thought ‘sexy dice’ were the next BIG thing (LULZ! Oh, really?!)…

Yer wrong, wrong, WRONG!

Kind of.

Well, I guess it depends, doesn’t it?

Hey, I ain’t gonna judge.

;)

MUCH! :P

Don’t forget to nuke that goddamn subscribe button too!

 

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What’s Better than a Good Game of Dice? A SEXY Dice! (Glossy News Video)

INTRO FROM WALLACE:

If you’re a gambling man (or woman), we all know the smooth, speedy, exhilarating rush of blood to the head that only gambling (and certain other things) can provide!

Like sex.

And more sex.

And more dice.

And, er…

SEXY DICE?!

Well, anyhoo! Watch the video, because this is a real eye-opener!

PROBABLY safe for work.

I mean like, y’know…

Jussayin.

Tara f’now!

LULZ!

— Wallace

Image from Erik Stein, Pixabay.

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Click, Watch, Share! The Most Memorable Glossy News 4k Podcasts (I)

Although Brian has a general Youtube channel for Glossy News, you can actually see, share and shhhhhenjoy some of the best Glossy News stuff at the parallel 4k Podcast channel!

1. Humor and Head-Stuff!

First of all, here’s an important interview with the multitalented Dan Geddes of The Satirist!

2. Lock, Stock & Two Blazing Headpieces!

Read more Click, Watch, Share! The Most Memorable Glossy News 4k Podcasts (I)

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Anti-Corporate Propaganda is Real! Here’s the REAL Truth About Hot-Dogs & Chicken Nuggets the Vegan MSM is Hiding!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Haters gonna hate, but they also gonna LIE, flat out, about the wondrous world of junk food!
Have you not had enough of all the horrible anti-corporate propaganda against noble, self-sacrificing enterprises like Starbucks and McDonalds?
Well, here’s your chance to see the REAL truth about the gorgeous junk food the haters are lying about.
Hot dogs are fattening?
FAKE NEWS!
Chicken nuggets are cobbled together from the worst conceivable innards of the chicken?
FAKE NEWS!
The mainstream media would never lie to us about so-called ‘junk food,’ right?!
FAKE NEWS!
Remember to watch these videos, and then share ’em! Don’t let the MSM get away with lying about our junk food!

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Cheez-Its, the Nutritious New Superfood Everyone’s Raving About! (Glossy News Video)

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

They’re nutritious and delicious! Never mind what raw food humping organic freegan zealots tell you… Cheez-Its are the real deal! If tomato ketchup is a vegetable, then why can’t Cheez-Its be the edgy new superfood du jour as well???

Watch this exciting Bobby Joe mockumentary, and find out how Cheez-Its done be MADE! T’simple!

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It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Remember wacko David Icke and the Lizard Men?

This is the guy that featured at the beginning of that creepy Vinnie Paz conspiracy video!

Former soccer player and current Nu Age conspiracy loon David Icke said the following stirring words: Read more It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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3 Bangin’ New Videos: Plus a Sexually Frustrated Troll in the Comments Section! (WTF?!)

I’ve been hustling like for a while, and despite zero budget for ads, YES my video channel IS coming on, although I plan to get some graphics and music intro stuff soon too!
Thanks so much for all the thumbs-up, comments, shares, email recommendations, word of mouth, and of course, your brilliant WATCHES!
Please do subscribe, and tell your friends as well.
And most importantly of all: do keep watching!
After these videos, I’ve got something ‘mildly amusing’ (or not?! Depends on your sense of humour, I suppose). I got fapzoned by an Alt-Right troll. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t let me have much fun with him :((((((((((

Wisdom and Love

Read more 3 Bangin’ New Videos: Plus a Sexually Frustrated Troll in the Comments Section! (WTF?!)

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