Anti-Corporate Propaganda is Real! Here’s the REAL Truth About Hot-Dogs & Chicken Nuggets the Vegan MSM is Hiding!

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Haters gonna hate, but they also gonna LIE, flat out, about the wondrous world of junk food!
Have you not had enough of all the horrible anti-corporate propaganda against noble, self-sacrificing enterprises like Starbucks and McDonalds?
Well, here’s your chance to see the REAL truth about the gorgeous junk food the haters are lying about.
Hot dogs are fattening?
FAKE NEWS!
Chicken nuggets are cobbled together from the worst conceivable innards of the chicken?
FAKE NEWS!
The mainstream media would never lie to us about so-called ‘junk food,’ right?!
FAKE NEWS!
Remember to watch these videos, and then share ’em! Don’t let the MSM get away with lying about our junk food!

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Cheez-Its, the Nutritious New Superfood Everyone’s Raving About! (Glossy News Video)

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They’re nutritious and delicious! Never mind what raw food humping organic freegan zealots tell you… Cheez-Its are the real deal! If tomato ketchup is a vegetable, then why can’t Cheez-Its be the edgy new superfood du jour as well???

Watch this exciting Bobby Joe mockumentary, and find out how Cheez-Its done be MADE! T’simple!

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It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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Remember wacko David Icke and the Lizard Men?

This is the guy that featured at the beginning of that creepy Vinnie Paz conspiracy video!

Former soccer player and current Nu Age conspiracy loon David Icke said the following stirring words: Read more It’s a Conspiracy! Bradlee Scott’s Cosmic Squid Handlers are the Real Reason for His ‘Mysterious’ Success…

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3 Bangin’ New Videos: Plus a Sexually Frustrated Troll in the Comments Section! (WTF?!)

I’ve been hustling like for a while, and despite zero budget for ads, YES my video channel IS coming on, although I plan to get some graphics and music intro stuff soon too!
Thanks so much for all the thumbs-up, comments, shares, email recommendations, word of mouth, and of course, your brilliant WATCHES!
Please do subscribe, and tell your friends as well.
And most importantly of all: do keep watching!
After these videos, I’ve got something ‘mildly amusing’ (or not?! Depends on your sense of humour, I suppose). I got fapzoned by an Alt-Right troll. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t let me have much fun with him :((((((((((

Wisdom and Love

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Sexiest Youtube Channel Ever! Join the Runnymede Revolution. Subscribe Before I’m Finally Executed!

No, I haven’t got my kit off…

Yet.

Oh, however will you cope!

But here are some pretty damn ‘bijiao sexual’ videos of mine on the Youtube!

(If you don’t know what ‘bijiao sexual’ means, ask Captain Marriott! If you never studied with me, I supposed you won’t know, will ya???)

First of all:

Heavy Like a Bomb, Brussels Come ’n’ Get it On!

Brussels bureaucrats may have the best uniforms (or at least the best floppy pudding bowl haircuts and mismatch shoes!), but the Royal Air Force haven’t had any remotely serious workout since we dealt out a well deserve “Nazi Genocide” to the pathetic armalites merchants of Dresden!

Is it finally time to go full John McCain on ol’ Murkybums; Viertel Reich? Is it time for Desovietisation 2.0? Ironically enough (at least in the Alanis Morissette sense of the word), we have some wise words from our old friend the Chairman; plus Slavoj Zizek!

Theresa May, the Human Dumpster Fire!

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My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver!

Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant; and I didn’t even need to plug my microphone in, although I need to be careful to speak up, because there were a few words that are perhaps a little unclear in this five minute video; not bad for a first effort though, right?

May Muss Weg, as the Germans s…

Oh wait, was that Merkel?

Never mind, we’re all a bit confused nowadays. Please do drop a like, and also, it’s very helpful if you share it! I hope to one day get to the point where I can get all my non-accommodation expenses from passive income! But I won’t be monetising the Youtube channel, if at all, until quite a while from now! Enjoy this exciting ad-free experience!

UPDATE (19 NOV 2018: The video about to follow had some minor sound problems. It is my first video after all. So please consider watching the second version, which immediately follows it in this article. The latter is more detailed, aside from avoiding the minor sound errors of the first version. The good news, I have only had ONE video on my new channel with that many unclear words or sentences. Result!)

And here’s the better version:

Read more My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

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Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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Hallowe’en is gone, but did you think we’d let you away that easily?

Now THIS is spooky! Brian and the kids went to Wild Waves, and it sounds like it was a pretty chilling experience.

Watch out!

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Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into

Listen to these smooth, dulcet tones and before you know it you’ll be thinner, cuter, and more attractive, even if just to yourself… yeah, it’s mostly yourself. That’s okay too.

Tell us in the comments what you’d like us to Hypnotize in the future. Read more Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

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Here’s one final playlist article, directing you to videos from Brian’s Youtube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra/videos
You could spend all day here!
Don’t forget about the Facebook page for Glossy News as well. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Here are a couple of VERY weird documentaries from way back.

Definitely NOT satire!

If you’ve got erectile dysfunction, you should probably get off the internet.

But you should subscribe to Brian’s channel first!

Aside from this, there’s a VERY creepy video, which completely misunderstands homosexuality.

Apparently, being gay is a contagious disease.

What? Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

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Have you subscribed to Brian’s Youtube channel yet?

Either way, this is some pretty interesting stuff.

We’ve got the Washington State Fair in Puyallup, Washington.

We’ve got an EXCLUSIVE tour inside a very historically significant plane:

A B-17 bomber! Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

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