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American Babies Now ‘Made in China’
Nowadays, Americans would be hard-pressed to find an item for sale that doesn’t have the ‘Made in China’ stamp on it. Go to any box store and chances are whatever you are buying was either manufactured, processed, assembled, or designed…
China Lays Blame for Lunar Disaster On Female Driver
At a press conference Saturday China announced its lunar mission was in danger and appeared to lay blame on it’s female rover. The rover, named Yutu and translated as “Rickshaw Woman”, got off to a rocky start when it overshot…
Santa Gives China High-Sulfur Coal for Being Bad
Santa isn’t pulling any punches this Christmas. China was bad. REAL bad. Executing thousands of people for economic, social, political, drug crimes. Then selling their organs. Making the families of the deceased pay for the bullets. Oppressing Tibetans and Uighurs…
China Admits to Hacking US Computers
China’s military leaders admitted today that they have been hacking into American military and industrial computers since the advent of the internet. “Of course we’ve been hacking into American computers. You hack into ours, we hack into yours. That’s what…
China Becomes Puppet State of Malta
News sources from the Far East are reporting that a successful coup has brought the People’s Republic of China under Maltese control as a puppet state. Sleeper agents from the island nation are believed to have been activated last evening…
Romney Threatens to Fire Crowley, Crowd, and China
VILLAGE OF HAMPSTEAD, NEW YORK- The second presidential debate was the scene of chaos as Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney threatened to fire the moderator, debate participants, and an entire nation on Tuesday night. Mitt Romney suffered a severe short…
China’s Space Station Launch on Father’s Day
You cannot will your way into overpowering nature’s unchanging and unforgiving laws and God’s active forces with these kinds of high desires and demands that man wants to accomplish. Only through becoming the most humble expert in understanding all of Nature’s Laws and through the use of most cutting-edge and precise technologies and instruments, can man perform such miracles of gods.
Report: Team USA Outsourcing 30% of Its Medals to China
LONDON – Reaching a mutual agreement with overseas executives Tuesday, The United States Olympic Committee has thrashed out a deal that will see 30% of Team USA’s Olympic medals outsourced to China. The deal was first brought into the public…
China is Eating Our Lunch – And It’s Dim-Sum, Dim Bulb
The relief guard approached the other guard as he was on his watch. As usual Cecil’s mind was fixed on some inner scene; his eyes half closed and blank, his face dumb and peaceful like a cow in a field…
Palin Declares War on China
Bouffant Falls, AR (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with norbert b. snortwhistle. (Glossy News) – Presumed 2012 GOP presidential primary entrant Sarah Palin declared war on China today, though she admitted she wasn’t certain “it can be allowed” from…