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How to Create the Kitchen of Your Dreams

How to Create the Kitchen of Your Dreams

Dreaming of a new kitchen? Looking for a perfect dining table? Do you know how to find the perfect furniture, which will serve for years? For most women (and sometimes men) a perfect kitchen is a beautiful kitchen. And what about quality? Can we sacrifice quality for beauty? Can good furniture combine both quality and style? Yes! Continue Reading

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Which Trading Platforms Are The Best?

Which Trading Platforms Are The Best?

It is common knowledge that the global market of online stock trading is booming nowadaysю Numerous players enter the stage every day and offer their services at appealing rates and with interesting terms. However, first of all trading is about money, and any trading decision is inherently risky; so, which platform should you choose to minimise risks and guarantee yourself a reliable service? Here is a review of the most popular online trading platforms for you to choose from, based on the reviews of experienced brokers and professional financial analysts. Continue Reading

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Mr. Green Going Realistic with New Partnership

Mr. Green Going Realistic with New Partnership

Realistic Games is an award winning game supplier that has been receiving a great deal of attention (and for good reason) in recent years for its online slots and other gaming excitement. Mr. Green has now agreed to a new partnership deal with Realistic that will provide more distribution for the company, and it’s considered a win-win for both sides.

The entire catalogue of games by Realistic is now going to be available with Mr. Green. Mr. Green is one of the most successful casino brands to emerge in recent years. In fact, Realistic Games CEO Andy Harris recently commented, “We are extremely pleased to be providing our games to Mr Green, who have emerged in recent years as one of the most successful casino brands on the market.”

He went on to add, “We’re very confident that their customers will be engaged and entertained by our products, no matter what device they play them on, and we’re particularly pleased to be able to offer them our table games.”

Mutual Respect

The feelings of respect between these two companies was mutual, with the Head of Casino at Mr Green, Andrew Crosby, saying, “Realistic Games is a respected supplier in the market and I’m pleased our players will now benefit from being able to play their great games. Our aim is to have the most comprehensive casino offering and by adding Realistic’s content to our portfolio we have slotted in another large piece into the jigsaw.”

A strong addition, this means any Mr Green casino review is going to be bolstered by so many new game options for the enthusiast.

Mr Green Is Stronger Than Ever

When people are interested in playing casino games online, they certainly have numerous options about where they can go. Mr Green is one of them, but the key difference is the Mr Green Live Casino offers dozens of tables with live roulette, blackjack, and baccarat.

There are numerous reasons why people may not be able to get to a casino in person, but with the Internet and modern technology, it’s possible to bring the look and feel of a live casino right into their home, office, or bus or train (wherever they play from their tablet, laptop, or smartphone).

Something for Everyone

What makes Mr Green such an attraction for many avid casino gaming fans is the realism. Whether it’s about slots or the table games, roulette, or one of the other all time favorites, Mr Green is one of the best at distributing the most compelling, inspiring, and thrilling casino games throughout many parts of the world.

Between the wide range of suppliers and providers, there will be something for everyone, and that is bringing in greater appeal to the masses who look to online casino games as a bit of an escape, some serious fun, and for a chance to win some extra cash when they play.

Bringing in another powerhouse like Realistic Games is nothing short of a great decision and one that will continue to elevate Mr Green to the upper echelon of online gaming.

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Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

The best way to boost your sales rank is to sell books!
There are other ways too. Some involve cheating though, and this is likely to cost you in the long run.
However, there are other ways of potentially boosting your sales rank without BAD-about-it.
Read on, if you want to get a quick Espresso boost to your best creations! Continue Reading

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Advanced Casino Technology is the Way Forward

Advanced Casino Technology is the Way Forward

NetEnt Leads the Way with the First Virtual Reality Slot

The online casino industry has made incremental progress to present itself as a real alternative to traditional gambling. Now that so many people have made the transition from brick-and-mortar casinos to the online environment, Internet competition has intensified. Not only operators, but also software developers compete for customers and try to come up with something different. NetEnt is once again at the forefront of innovation and it is ready to set an important milestone with a new virtual reality slot.

The leading provider of digital casino solutions plans on bringing an iconic slot to the realm of virtual reality. The decision to choose Gonzo’s Quest is not a coincidence, since this is one of the most popular five reel video slots. This is a bold new step into uncharted territory, but one that shows a lot of promise and carries fewer risks. Technology has evolved enough for online casinos to support VR games and get players fully immersed into the gaming atmosphere.

Virtual Reality Takes Games to the next Stage

The online casino industry isn’t the only one to positively respond to the advancements made by virtual reality technology. Videogame developers are going to great lengths to produce first-person shooters and adventure games compatible with the latest VR sets. Now that the gear is not only reliable but also inexpensive, such games can create a trend. Online casinos are booming in popularity as can be seen here, and they require even less processing power, since slots, table games and video pokers already run smoothly on mobile devices.

NetEnt representatives were happy to announce the imminent release of Gonzo’s Quest for virtual reality. They are confident that WebVR technology will quickly become the next big thing and will shape the future of online gaming. Players got the chance to check out the game and ICE Totally Gaming and it is expected to be released across the entire NetEnt network in the second quarter of 2017.

 

 

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The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except practicality. He’s one of those people who writes a lot of those sounds good, won’t work articles.

In his last published opinion he used the term green rape when referring to air pollution, greed and environmental damage. In the comments section I tried to lighten the tone by adding that if you put an “se” in front of rape it becomes a tasseled shawl people wear in Spain, Mexico and gay pride parades. Continue Reading

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How Nude Betting Helped Make Asia a Billion Dollar Gambling Hub

How Nude Betting Helped Make Asia a Billion Dollar Gambling Hub

A 2015 report on Forbes.com suggested that the eyes of the gambling world have shifted over the last decade. While hungry eyes used to look towards Las Vegas and its smorgasbord of gambling delights, today it seems that Asia is where many high rollers get their fill.

Of course, Las Vegas is by no means a lame duck. Indeed, back in 2015, the gambling hub in the middle of the Nevada desert welcomed 42,312,216 tourists, and casinos on the strip alone generated $6.3 billion in revenue. However, when you compare those numbers to Macau’s spreadsheet they look extremely tame.
Despite a recent dip in gambling activity, Macau’s network of casinos generated $28.9 billion in 2015, as high rollers from around the world flocked to iconic venues such as The Venetian Macao to play everything from slots to roulette. Continue Reading

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Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise?’

Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise?’

Yesterday Brian talked about his experiences with Paypal.

I recently had wages (i.e. not a small article commission) delayed for weeks. I was unhappy to hear that they can even upgrade the delay to 180 days, if they want!

(Fortunately, they didn’t. But that’s hardly the point!)

I’ve been searching the internet, and it seems that there are innumerable complaints about Paypal. Continue Reading

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Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

I’ve been a PayPal user for ages. If you mistake them for a bank, you do so at your peril, because they charge the highest fees, offer the lowest interest of all (zero, for the curious), and getting customer service is like trying to explain a card trick to Comcast over the phone.

Did I mention they are awful? Well, they are, and I’ll tell you why: Continue Reading

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US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”

US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”

WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!”
“Terrorist organizations that control substantial assets, such as oil, should not be exempt from TTIP just because they are not recognized nation-states. TTIP is about promoting free trade, a goal that I’m sure that terrorists who specialize in decapitation videos can appreciate,” Minderbinder stated. Continue Reading

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Surviving the storm: how to steer your business out of a crisis

Surviving the storm: how to steer your business out of a crisis

When running a small business, finances can often be tight, especially when you’re going through a crisis period. Getting into financial difficulties, for whatever reason, doesn’t have to mean the end of the road for a company.

There are many successful businesses that have managed to steer themselves out of a crisis and continue trading. When you’re facing tough times, here are some tips on how you can tackle different financial situations. Continue Reading

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Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”)

Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra?

Stomach pain, the common cold and restless leg syndrome are no match for Dyzastra.

Do you have toenail fungus that just won’t go away? Maybe it’s time you tried Dyzastra. Continue Reading

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Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High

Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High

WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high.

“The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair of the Philadelphia Federal Reserve. “We promise. Personally, I’m betting big on a substantial interest rate hike. I can’t wait.”

“Of course we will raise the interest rate,” said New York Fed Chair David Rockemellon. “We just have to do it at our next meeting.” Continue Reading

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The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015

The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015

Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar.

Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop a few bombs on the Kurds in their own country as well.

The Kurds have proven to be the best fighters against Isis, but the Turkish government is leery of their success. The Turkish explain “Ah, we just had a few bombs left over and didn’t want to waste them.” Continue Reading

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The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”

The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”

WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance” deal.

“The TPP is for your own good. Trust us,” stated senior negotiator Mickey Cantwell.

“Only highly-paid lobbyists can possibly understand the TPP text. It’s like NAFTA on steroids. I don’t think that mere journalists, ordinary consumers, or the useless eaters in Congress could possibly understand the TPP.” Continue Reading

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The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015

The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015

Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues.

Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and now has stepped down making true the statement “Once you go black you hate to go back”.

Hurricane Bill threatens the Texas coast. Hurricane Rick Perry threatens the entire country.

The Jurassic World movie reboot sets record for opening week for a movie – who ever knew dinosaurs could reincarnate? Continue Reading

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