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Pentagon Plans War with China to Make Coronavirus Death Toll Not Seem as Bad
ARLINGTON, VA – Classified documents leaked over the weekend show that the Department of Defense has been planning airstrikes and subsequent troop deployments in China in an effort to minimize the perceived harm caused by the coronavirus. The documents, entitled…
China Makes New ‘Amusement Park’ Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash
China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an ‘amusement park’ out of it. Starting by netting all…
To ‘Kowtow’ – An Unfortunate New Habit Imported From China
kow·tow ˌkouˈtou/ verb 1. Act in an excessively subservient manner. “She didn’t have to kowtow to a boss.” Synonyms: Grovel to, be obsequious to, be servile to, be sycophantic to, fawn over/on, cringe to, bow and scrape to, toady to, truckle to, abase oneself before, humble oneself to. 2. HISTORICAL Kneel and…
Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies are Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider
Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—The American movie industry has been releasing the simplest, dumbest possible movies for overseas markets, especially in China, to pay back the Chinese for flooding the American market with shoddy merchandise, according to Hollywood insider, Wily Hangeron.
China Officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047
Dateline: PLAYGROUND 307, Year 2051—The eight hundred remaining adults in the United States are increasingly asking how the Age of Reason become the Age of Babies.
(Longer Read) Discussing the Arab World and China: The “Equivalence Police” and “Absolved Modernist”
There is a lot of talk nowadays about “moral equivalence” as a cynical diversion tactic which has the capacity to derail and divert serious discussions; or so neocons will tell you, anyway.
Trade Deals With China: Moral Appeals, or Strictly Business?
Human rights are a controversial issue anywhere in the world; China can hardly be an exception to the rule.
Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest Adolph Volume III)
‘You know, Saul,’ Adolph remarked, ‘It really is such a pity we haven’t seen anything literary from you in a while.’
Sarko in China: “Monsieur Jinping, Break Down This Wall”
Nicolas Sarkozy is universally renowned and respected as the man who single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall, restored the constitutional liberties and privileges of “La République,” and ended forever the reign of jihadist terror in the entire “monde non civilisée.”…
NRA Buys Chinese Knife Companies To Corner Mass Murder Market In Mainland China
The NRA, in a startling move, has bought up several mainland Chinese knife firms to encourage their nationals use of guns rather than knives. China has recently suffered a number of knife attacks at train stations and other public places…