Man crying
Posted in Science Society

WARNING! WARNING! INCELS REACH ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!

You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…

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Neoconservatives
Posted in Science War Zone

Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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Posted in Politics Science

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to the President to watch for signs of spontaneous combustion due to the heat he is receiving after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report reveals there were crimes committed by Trump during the…

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Posted in Science

Scientists Discover World’s First Solid Rainbow!

Image source: Pixabay Scientists have long been of the consensus that the technicolour semi-circles that often appear in the sky during times of precipitation are nothing more than refractions of light off raindrops. But now all those years of research…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Gift

The alien spaceship is less than one million miles from Earth. Three aliens are seated in the cockpit, looking through the large horizontal window as they approach the planet. Above the window a large display screen shows a close up…

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Science fiction scientology
Posted in Science Technology

Elitist Aliens? UFO Abductors Finally Turn Their Backs on Rural Working Class!

Moreauville, LA-  “I was heading up State Route 1 from Baton Rouge, after visiting my sister and her kids. It was getting pretty late, and I’d had a couple of brews before I’d left, so when I seen the bright…

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