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French General Threatens China, then Quickly Takes it Back

Paris (GlossyNews) — French official are scrambling this afternoon in an apparent effort to appease their  enraged Chinese counterparts. The dispute began with reports of an ill-advised boast made by General Pierre Petit on the French Riviera Monday afternoon, where…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

China’s Economic, High-Tech Transformation and its Bright (scary?) Future

From Chairman Mao’s era of Agricultural focused economy to Deng Xiaoping’s Opening up and Reform policies, inviting in foreign investments to build mainly a Light Industry focused economy in China, China has transformed a great deal in the last 3…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

A Visit to the Modern China in 2009 on its National Holiday

Today is Beginning of China’s National Holiday — 10 day vacation. There’s so much patriotism everywhere you go. Chinese Flag shops are being robbed (figuratively). A lot of people are very happy with China, its future, and its current leaders….

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Posted in Environment Technology

Middle Kingdom (China) Makes Green Energy 1st, Holds the Lead

Chinese car maker BWB today announced it is about to release a prototype electric vehicle capable of revolutionizing the world of motoring. Senior BWB (Big Wheel Barrow) design engineer Dr. Flip Flop Fong – the man responsible for power steering…

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Posted in Making Headlines

US and China in Nylon Trade War, Chocolate May Be Next

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Posted in Science

China Promises Fake Lunar Landing by 2008

China’s space program has enjoyed successes at a price previously unmatched by any space program. Not the US nor former Soviet Union, not even Canadians have been able to make strides in pace with the Chinese,, and not even because…

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Posted in Politics

OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers

Semper Fi!  A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp…

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

Canada Pulls The Tigger By Banning Huawei And ZTE

Canada has finally decided to ban from its 5G network Huawei and ZTE. It remains to be seen if and how the Chinese government plans on retaliating. Canada Finally Bans Huawei And ZTE From 5G Canada this week became the…

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

Vladivostok to sever ties with the Commonwealth of Independent States

Vladivostok a population of 600,000 and Administrative Center of Primorsky Krai is seriously considering ending its membership in the Commonwealth of Independent States.  The city sits on the Muravyov-Amursky Peninsula that is thirty-two kilometers long and five kilometers wide. Yurin…

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Vladimir Putin–The Dictators’ Dictator (He’s One Mean Dude and Proud of It)

Hey Comrades, Vladimir Putin here. I’m in the Kremlin sitting at my 20-foot-long table far away from my sniveling, simpering bunch of lapdogs and lackeys as I set about on my conquest of the world. Yes Siree Bob, I’m the…

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