Year: 2014
4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick
Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans…
Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought
Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…
2015 AVN Awards to Feature NFL Injury Porn Category
The Adult Video News (AVN) Awards considered by many to be the “Oscars of Porn” will have an additional award to announce at their Las Vegas ceremony this January. According to a statement released by AVN Chairman and CEO Theo…
Northeastern Idaho State Makes College Football Playoff
While most of the debate about the College Football Playoff has surrounded Ohio State, Baylor, and TCU, a surprise team sneaked into the playoff late on Monday night. Northeastern Idaho State (formerly Northern Idaho Agricultural College) was selected by the…
Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”
Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…
Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community
San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The…
Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]
Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)
Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.
Hallmark Creates an Alternative to Holiday Cards
Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Cards, Inc. made an exciting announcement, Tuesday morning, that they will be offering an alternative to traditional greeting cards this holiday season known as the “This Card Is Not A Card” Series. The new release…
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)
Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).