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7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption!

The Created is not the Creator.

By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Continue Reading

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How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

When you use your PC or laptop for a long time you always notice that it starts slowing down; some operations lead to errors, and the performance is less smooth. Most users think that it is OK, and it is just because of the age of the device. Continue Reading

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Continue Reading

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News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

In the last couple of years, the world has become a place stranger than anyone would’ve expected. Continue Reading

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Max Polyakov’s Association Noosphere to Suspend Vernadsky Challenge 2018

Max Polyakov’s Association Noosphere to Suspend Vernadsky Challenge 2018

Michael Ryabokon, one of the co-founders of Association Noosphere, has recently written in his blog that the Vernadsky Challenge contest will not be held in the following year. The same announcement was also made on his Facebook page. Earlier, Max Polyakov’s Noosphere organized the event on an annual basis. However, this year, Noosphere was faced with several of issues caused by third parties.
Although the competition was popular among tech enthusiasts, local government and public organizations showed little to no support for the Vernadsky Challenge, according to Michael Ryabokon. The homebase for the event was always the Ukrainian Youth National Aerospace Education Center. Despite the building needing major repairs, the local authorities and the National Space Agency have not assisted with its renovation for several years.
Max Polyakov’s team offered a number of renovation plans for the Ukrainian Youth National Aerospace Education Center. However, these proposals got lost in the state’s bureaucratic procedures. All these factors made Max Polyakov’s organization decide to cancel the event for 2018.
All the applications that have already been received for participation in Vernadsky Challenge 2018 will be passed on to Noosphere Ventures.
However, the company cannot offer grants for every project.
The Vernadsky Challenge has been organized by Max Polyakov’s Noosphere since 2015. The contest was amazingly popular, not only for Ukrainians; it also attracted numerous participants from India, Israel, Armenia, Albania, Belarus, and Kazakhstan.
The contest includes a wide range of spheres, including space technologies, alternative sources of energy, medical appliances, robotics, agricultural devices, innovative game platforms, systems of data transfer and processing, military devices, and many more.
The Vernadsky Challenge is divided into two parts. During the first part of the contest, startups and inventors send in their applications, which are all carefully studied and analyzed by an expert committee – a team of scientists and business executives. The second part of the competition includes presentations of the 10 finalists.  The Vernadsky Challenge usually attracts numerous investors, patrons, and industry leaders. Among the event’s important guests were Jamie Hyneman, a famous “mythbuster”; Jaanika Merilo, Dnipro deputy mayor; as well as Max Polyakov, founder of Association Noosphere.
The event’s winners were projects in various spheres. Among the most popular solutions of the contest were a wireless audio transmitter (CloviTek), a health monitoring device (Cardiomo), an interactive toy (Cubomania), a smart home heating solution (eCozy), and a VR hand device (Raccoon.world). All these startups won valuable prizes at Vernadsky Challenge awards ceremonies.


Since 2015, Noosphere, founded by Max Polyakov’s awarded a number of prizes with a total value of USD 190,000.

Image credit: Vernadsky Challenge via Facebook

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How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook.

So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!)

But for quite a while, our stats were poor. Continue Reading

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Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid.

The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies and when in operation can be heard miles away even when indoors.
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A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up

A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up

If you’ve just updated your recovery details, e.g. phone number or alternative email address, you will see the Security Check-Up window. Continue Reading

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Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

API is a programming code that is used by some developers to communicate with a particular application. All applications have a unique API code. Now, you might be wondering what API has to do with sms marketing. Continue Reading

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How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

Almost every popular social media platform nowadays is dominated by videos, and it has quickly overtaken other forms of content due to how engaging and effective it is. Continue Reading

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How Fidget Spinners are Really Made (GN Video)

How Fidget Spinners are Really Made (GN Video)

How fidget spinners do be made?

Bobby Joe know! Continue Reading

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GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!

GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!

If you’re bored of OK Cupid, you can always get down ‘n’ dirty-ish with Tinder.

But sometimes, that’s just not enough.  Continue Reading

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Mobile Gambling as a Top Activity in 2017

Mobile Gambling as a Top Activity in 2017

Modern technology has brought a lot of changes to the industrial world. Many believe that the gambling industry has been changed the most by the progress. If you think about it, you will remember that several years ago making a bet online wasn’t possible. Continue Reading

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Google Analytics for Satirists (I): Demographics and Facebook Ads

Google Analytics for Satirists (I): Demographics and Facebook Ads

If you run a satire site, Google Analytics is very handy.

Today, I’m going to remind you about something very important for those of you who run Facebook Ads for your satire site. Continue Reading

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Satirists & Creators: Make Sure Social Media is a Secondary Consideration!

Satirists & Creators: Make Sure Social Media is a Secondary Consideration!

I’ve been reading up a bit, and I’ve decided that I agree with what people are saying.

Social media has serious disadvantages. Continue Reading

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The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

Do you remember way back in the foggy mist of Internet time the first and most infamous troll of all, the Paperclip Guy? Continue Reading

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