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Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems. Continue Reading

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Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
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Militant Gamers Denounce X-Box Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

Militant Gamers Denounce X-Box Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

The recent decision to remove X Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers are now accusing Micosoft of being idle, unfocused losers who have nothing better to do than mess around on hi-tech gadgets and piss their life away.  Continue Reading

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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Continue Reading

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Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds

Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds

Are you growing your own cannabis? If you are – then you will know there is nothing more rewarding than growing your own seeds too.  We’ve put together some handy tips as to how you can make seeds on isolated branches without risking pollinating your entire crop. Continue Reading

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What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

Torrent files are often used to gain access to multiple internet resources. These are file types that do not look like any other kind of file. They do not bear content. On the contrary, they contain information about the titles of other files, file sizes, etc. Continue Reading

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Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes

Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes

If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes.

“Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of your heart?” asked sentient meatbag Mark Zuzkerberg. “When you take the time to like a post but nobody likes your like? Those days are over.” Continue Reading

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GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

EDITOR’S NOTE:

LET’S GET CRYPTO CRAZY, BABY!

AND THERE’S NOTHING CRAZIER THAN FAKE-ASS MONEY.

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Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development

Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development

Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes… Continue Reading

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Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute match? Continue Reading

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American Parents Love Guns more than their Children, study shows

American Parents Love Guns more than their Children, study shows

Dateline: KALAMAZOO—In the wake of the school shooting in Florida, in which a young male killed 17 of his former fellow students, a team of researchers at the Technocracy Institute in Michigan explains the impossibility of sensible gun regulation in the United States… Continue Reading

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When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing

When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing

This failure occurs especially often when a user attempts to launch a known Skype messenger and various “heavyweight” application systems. A message about this can occur even when you run an app from the official Microsoft Office suite. Continue Reading

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Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles. Continue Reading

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Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his loss, his agent got a bit of a surprise. Continue Reading

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7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption!

The Created is not the Creator.

By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Continue Reading

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How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

How to Choose Proper Intel Drivers for Your Computer?

When you use your PC or laptop for a long time you always notice that it starts slowing down; some operations lead to errors, and the performance is less smooth. Most users think that it is OK, and it is just because of the age of the device. Continue Reading

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Continue Reading

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News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

In the last couple of years, the world has become a place stranger than anyone would’ve expected. Continue Reading

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