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Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days. Continue Reading

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Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems. Continue Reading

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Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
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Militant Gamers Denounce X-Box Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

Militant Gamers Denounce X-Box Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

The recent decision to remove X Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers are now accusing Micosoft of being idle, unfocused losers who have nothing better to do than mess around on hi-tech gadgets and piss their life away.  Continue Reading

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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Continue Reading

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What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

Torrent files are often used to gain access to multiple internet resources. These are file types that do not look like any other kind of file. They do not bear content. On the contrary, they contain information about the titles of other files, file sizes, etc. Continue Reading

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Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute match? Continue Reading

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Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles. Continue Reading

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Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his loss, his agent got a bit of a surprise. Continue Reading

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Continue Reading

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News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

News from the Future: Strangely Realistic News Headlines of 2018

In the last couple of years, the world has become a place stranger than anyone would’ve expected. Continue Reading

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Max Polyakov’s Association Noosphere to Suspend Vernadsky Challenge 2018

Max Polyakov’s Association Noosphere to Suspend Vernadsky Challenge 2018

Michael Ryabokon, one of the co-founders of Association Noosphere, has recently written in his blog that the Vernadsky Challenge contest will not be held in the following year. The same announcement was also made on his Facebook page. Earlier, Max Polyakov’s Noosphere organized the event on an annual basis. Continue Reading

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How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook.

So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!)

But for quite a while, our stats were poor. Continue Reading

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Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid.

The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies and when in operation can be heard miles away even when indoors.
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A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up

A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up

If you’ve just updated your recovery details, e.g. phone number or alternative email address, you will see the Security Check-Up window. Continue Reading

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Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

API is a programming code that is used by some developers to communicate with a particular application. All applications have a unique API code. Now, you might be wondering what API has to do with sms marketing. Continue Reading

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How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

Almost every popular social media platform nowadays is dominated by videos, and it has quickly overtaken other forms of content due to how engaging and effective it is. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!

GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!

If you’re bored of OK Cupid, you can always get down ‘n’ dirty-ish with Tinder.

But sometimes, that’s just not enough.  Continue Reading

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