World’s First Leper Ice Hockey Tournament Breaks Off in Disarray

Yesterday’s first hockey tournament final for the leper community was a complete disaster!
The first ten minutes saw a number of unexpected face-offs; and by the time they got to half-way, it was already too difficult to pick up the pieces.
And that’s not all! In an utterly rotten match, several players just lost the head completely.
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World's First Leper Ice Hockey Tournament Breaks Off in Disarray

Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…

Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama...
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village. Read more Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…

Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama...

Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

Alex Ferguson and Kim Jong Un.

One is a vicious dictator from the frozen wastes up North who is utterly brutal to friend and foe alike.

Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

The other…

Oh wait sorry, it’s Roy today isn’t it?! Read more Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

Football CRAZY! Wacko England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup ’66

Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. Read more Football CRAZY! Wacko England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup ’66

Football CRAZY! Wacko England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup '66

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can't 'Take a Knee' at NFL Matches
Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players.

I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have.

I’ve never just decided to take, take, take…

Well, apart from the odd spare rib.

Or ankle, or toe, or something.

But who cares?

This is the USA, and if I’m not allowed to take a knee, then I don’t recognise this country any more.

Surely it’s all about individual liberty?

What kind of ‘freedom’ is this, when I’m not even allowed to have a cheeky Nando’s, er, cheeky chomp on the ankle of my BNFLF?

It starts off with the cannibals, but it never ends with the cannibals.

Those who burn cannibals will soon burn terrorists and Nazis.

Culinary diversity truly is our greatest strength!

Justin Trudeau lovingly quacks:

It is a source of great grief and disappointment that Mr Lecter’s contributions to the rich culinary diversity of America have not met with full approval or even indiscriminate, hysterically flamboyant celebration from his peers.

Mr Lecter, you are always welcome in Canada.

Kraft Durch Diversität!

Some, however, argue that while pluralism is a good thing, you still have to draw the line somewhere.

Some might say that eating other human beings is as good a line as any!

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can't 'Take a Knee' at NFL Matches

Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons

Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons

Dateline: NEW JERSEY—A man from Delaware earned the equivalent of a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, Jiu-jitsu and several other martial arts, by exploiting the free trial first lesson offered by hundreds of martial arts schools across North America.
Read more Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons

Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons