Two more satire ebooks are coming out on May 31. Pre-order now!
Professor Smiggles & The New Intellectual Warfare (Gang of Sneers Volume 2)
Yes, this is a series! For Gang of Sneers Volume 1, see our cuddly old UKIP ranter, Tarquin Binnett:
Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College cuts quite a dashing figure. This pompous intellectual knows well enough how to bamboozle myriad uneducated and uncultivated hoodlums: such as vicious Confederate collectivists, genially whimsical UKIP candidates, gutter tabloid hacks, and sexually frustrated campus liberation crusaders.
But after a few episodes of crisp and generous dismissal, the good Professor fades from view, and two rather disturbing fairy tales present a more disconcerting picture. London’s new addition to the crowded market of postmodern soap operas, and the unhappy tale of un-un-reconstructionism end the witty Parisian proceedings on a rather poignant and dispiriting note.
This second volume of Gang of Sneers also includes the book Wallace Runnymede & The Great Flâneur Massacre: Reflections In & Out of Season. The latter is a reflexive non-fiction work which was originally published separately as an accompaniment to my novella The Great Flâneur Massacre, which is now being re-released on May 31 2016, simultaneously with Professor Smiggles & the New Intellectual Warfare.
The ivory tower has been blessed with many decent scholars; but sadly, also with many ‘towering intellectuals.’ In this raucous romp through two ludicrous conferences at Prigley Uni, we encounter, among other delights, the intrusively concerned human rights fanatic Stamford Rhodes, the nauseating Helena Smotherington, the pathetic Stepton Coker, the utterly loathsome Skinner Green, and the pompously pedantic Professor Ernst. Admittedly, neither of the two conferences is short of genuine heroes either.
But just to make things that little bit more confusing, we also encounter the washed-up humanitarian pop star and general hateful, moneygrubbing chancer Klubber Bonez; as well as Bedford’s finest, the misanthropic and horrendously bigoted chat show host and transcultural sexual performance artist and erotic dialogue comedian Roger Pickering, aka Luvvie Vedanta!
Aside from these two works, which are satire, I have just released an epic spiritual odyssey in poetic form, entitled:
The Braying Angel: 12 Hours on the Pathway
So, happy (and enraged!) reading, everyone!