Year: 2014
Colbert Snubbed Unpopular Obama in Series Finale
In the series finale of The Colbert Report, dozens of musical, political, film and other celebrities made an appearance… Obama participated, but was cut from the show. Almost 50 guests appearead live on-stage during the prolonged, rousing rendition of “We’ll…
Kim Jong-un: Bring Back Breadsticks Or Die
Washington, D.C. – Just when you thought the United States was safe again following the announcement that Sony Pictures had pulled the controversial movie, The Interview, from theatres, a new threat arrived from North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, early Friday…
Is Cuba the Next Ping Pong Frontier?
As America’s relations with Cuba are bettered in the near future, many professional sports leagues are excited to pounce on the athletic talent in the small country. Major League Baseball teams are searching for the new Yasiel Puig or Aroldis…
Farewell to a Legend. RIP Conservative Stephen Colbert
As a fake news man myself, I’ve been a loyal devotee of Stephen Colbert since before the pseudo-pundit had his own show. Thursday, the legendary difference-maker signed off as his quasi-conservative self for the last time. I watched the very…
The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are Really Made [Video]
You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in. The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on. More…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…
How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face
It is Christmas morning and the anticipation is killing you, all you want to do it dive into your stack of presents and find out what your close friends and family have got you this year. There is no finer…
Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release
Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out. Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door…
Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover
At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up…
New Scrooge Tale Bakes The Halls
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Add Macy’s to the long list of companies commemorating the loss of America’s beloved restaurant chain, the Olive Garden, this holiday season. The Center City location announced that they have slightly altered Dickens Village, a tradition that…