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Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of the holy dove of mercy. Continue Reading

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Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It’s always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messed-up and untidy. Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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Black Peter, Russian Paul: Not All Icons Look the Same

Black Peter, Russian Paul: Not All Icons Look the Same

People in every culture seem to have a different vision of key religious figures.

Over the course of a few articles, I’m going to compare a few public domain images I’ve found from various religions. Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you

From our dread and mighty drones Continue Reading

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World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name

World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name

Dateline: CALCUTTA—Religious leaders all over the world are praying for Donald Trump’s comeuppance. Continue Reading

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Widow of Fred Phelps Comes Out on Westboro Baptist Church ‘National Coming Out Day’ October Surprise

Widow of Fred Phelps Comes Out on Westboro Baptist Church ‘National Coming Out Day’ October Surprise

On National Coming Out Day, I am about to come out before all your eyes…

As a former homophobe. Continue Reading

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Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

Pat Robinson has warned that Western civilization is in mortal peril, because of declining sperm counts.

Scientists recently sounded the alarm on this issue; but reluctant to lie idly on the sidelines of any contentious debate, Pastor Pat has also given his two cents on this. Continue Reading

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Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudia Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly liberal gender measure. Continue Reading

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More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

The Vatican Office have confirmed that Pope Francis is due to make a public announcement tomorrow on his controversial college, as discussed an hour ago on Glossy News. The St Francis School of New Theological Justice has already drawn a degree of controversy for such mildly idiosyncratic study module choices as: Continue Reading

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“Liberal” Pope Francis Gives His Blessing to Alleged Papal “SJW College”

“Liberal” Pope Francis Gives His Blessing to Alleged Papal “SJW College”

Pope Francis, current worldwide leader of the Christian Church and most widely beloved social justice icon since Jason X and Chaz Bono, has recent given his “cautious approval” to a new elite Papal college. Continue Reading

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God’s Plenty, and The Wondrous Risk of Love

God’s Plenty, and The Wondrous Risk of Love

NOTE: I wrote this not long ago, when I was on the verge of finishing a huge project; after a few very turbulent and painful years.

I will keep going on! Continue Reading

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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (III)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (III)

Charlie Hebdo Draw Guru Nanak: the Only Rioters are Privileged White Campus Radicals Continue Reading

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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (II)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (II)

Intersectional-Post-Meta-Pan-Igtheism: The Latest Trend for Intellectual Hipsters

Myanmar Junta: ‘Those who Criticize our Faith are #Buddhismophobes! #NotAllBuddhists’ Continue Reading

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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (I)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (I)

Bombshell Study: Metropolitan Elite Appalled to Discover Anti-Secularist Intellectuals Hate Living in Theocracies

Stop Laughing: Academics Finally Work Out Pascal’s Wager Applies to Scientology too! Continue Reading

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Archbishop of Canterbury No-Platformed for ‘Nazi Speech’

Archbishop of Canterbury No-Platformed for ‘Nazi Speech’

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Canon Justin Welby, has been no-platformed by the National Union of Students for a ‘Nazi Speech’ said to be reminiscent of fascist rants from the official State Church in Hitler’s Germany. Continue Reading

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