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“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

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SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…

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UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Posted in Religionism

PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology

After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…

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Posted in Health Religionism

Okra Flow Yoga™ Brings Enlightened Movement to the Deep South – & Beyond!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: WELCOME DEBORAH! I spread my sticky mat on the faux-hardwood floor of Greenville Baptist Church’s community room, taking in the energy of the place. Aromas from last night’s potluck linger: cabbage, meatloaf, onions.  There’s a low buzz…

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The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old…

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Fools’ God: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler

[The homeless old man, Rashad the Cackler is back with another rant. Enjoy as he spills his guts to passersby on a big city, American street corner.] Laugh at the homeless wreck of a man who stands before you! Wrinkle…

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Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…

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Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’

Australians are well renowned (some would say infamous!) for their straight talking, a national trait which is enough to send even the customarily forthright Dutch and Russians screaming into their safe spaces. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!…

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Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!

Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’ King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!…

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Posted in Music Religionism

Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”

The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the…

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CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

The government, the establishment and the Deep State are the most persecuted people in the world. Here is a magical incantation that will keep you all safe from foreign enemies and domestic dissidents. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS…

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Free the Burqa! A Secular Shaggy-Dog Story

A bourgeois intellectual know as Arundhati Roy once said: FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! A Devoted Christian on Marriage, Family, &… 30 Questions for Privileged ‘Choice Feminism’… France Protects Muslim Women’s Rights by Denying them Choice…

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Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted! ………………. April Fools!” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! What if every Christian lived in a perfect Christian world?…

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The Beauty of the World to Come

One of the most commonly misunderstood parables is the marriage of the man with six brothers: Luke 20: 27-38 (Douay-Rheims Bible, 1899, American Edition): FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Black Experience in America: Whiteness is……

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Posted in Education Religionism

1st Amendment Dead? Sam Harris Arrested in California for Blasphemous Hate Speech Fuelled Tirade

Renowned neuroscientist and well-meaning internet celebrity Sam Harris has been arrested for a mildly intemperate hate rant at the University of California, Berkeley. Belligerently roaring over a mob of blue-haired bulimic pride intersexuals, iron-clad antifa anarcho-anal retentivists and jihadi jew-baiters,…

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Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…

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CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.

So far, the CIA Hymnbook has covered many famous hymns; including Sanctus and Bendictus. And speaking of well-beloved Latin hymns, we now have the ‘Agnus Dei’ or ‘Lamb of God.’ If you’ve recently been reading The Satanic Bible or Necronomicon,…

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Posted in Politics Religionism Top Stories

Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…

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Posted in Human Interest Religionism

The Foolish Hound of Hellfire and the Weeping Cat

The Hound of hell arose to lick his sores. “It was not so… it was not once like this,” he panted, fears of hellfire stabbing him like molten crosses. He crawled a pace or two, and panted. A licking on…

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Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader

Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Devil’s Advocate I: Evangelical Derangement… No, Jews…

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The Woman Taken in Adultery

The preacher’s scroll unrolled, one soul: When Buddha saw the woman taken in adultery he sighed with resignation. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! NEW BOOK! CATCH IT HERE FIRST! Chinese Box: Memories… 10 Common Misconceptions about…

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Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post

A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.” Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant: FIGHT THE FAKE…

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Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of…

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Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It’s always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messed-up and untidy. FIGHT THE…

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg. Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Song Parody: Gimme Gimme Gimme Jihad After…

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Black Peter, Russian Paul: Not All Icons Look the Same

People in every culture seem to have a different vision of key religious figures. Over the course of a few articles, I’m going to compare a few public domain images I’ve found from various religions. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share…

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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you From our dread and mighty drones FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! You Can Win $100 by Writing Killer Satire NEW BOOK! CATCH IT HERE FIRST! Chinese Box: Memories… Drones kill…

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World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name

Dateline: CALCUTTA—Religious leaders all over the world are praying for Donald Trump’s comeuppance. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! What if every Christian lived in a perfect Christian world? This Election Day: Don’t Vote, Stay Home and…

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Widow of Fred Phelps Comes Out on Westboro Baptist Church ‘National Coming Out Day’ October Surprise

On National Coming Out Day, I am about to come out before all your eyes… As a former homophobe. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself Westboro Baptist Sues God Claiming…

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