Televangelism
Posted in Politics Religionism

“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

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islamic state
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…

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Zombies
Posted in Strange People

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!

Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…

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Cardiology surgery
Posted in Human Interest

EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!

God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…

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Coffee versus heroin
Posted in Education Health Politics

NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!

A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Furious
Posted in Politics Society World News

‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface, otherwise known as the self-proclaimed Duchess…

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American jail
Posted in Crime Society

Teacher Accused of MURDERING Entire 3rd-Grade Class! Guess How She Makes Bail…

Miranda Jensen, a third-grade teacher at Middlebette Elementary School, has been in court the past few weeks, due to allegations involving her slaughtered third-grade class. She has been in holding since the 2nd of May and continues to deny any…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Religionism

PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology

After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…

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Royal king monarch emperor sovereign tyrant
Posted in Society Top Stories

REVOLUTION! (By Richard Seltzer)

Once there was a kingdom where the farmers were unhappy, the tradesmen were unhappy, the soldiers were unhappy, and even the king himself was unhappy. The farmers blamed it on the tradesmen. The tradesmen blamed it on the soldiers. The…

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Breasts story
Posted in Human Interest Society

Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)

Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…

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Waiter disaster
Posted in Human Interest

Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)

Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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Posted in Society

The Resurgence of Witchdoctors in the U.S. Healthcare System

If you are a donkey, i.e. an ass, then you likely wish the United States would just get on with the universal healthcare. If you are an elephant, which is Latin for the hole of an ass, then you probably…

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Posted in Health Religionism

Okra Flow Yoga™ Brings Enlightened Movement to the Deep South – & Beyond!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: WELCOME DEBORAH! I spread my sticky mat on the faux-hardwood floor of Greenville Baptist Church’s community room, taking in the energy of the place. Aromas from last night’s potluck linger: cabbage, meatloaf, onions.  There’s a low buzz…

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Posted in Society

Problem Gambling Campaign Creator Takes Issue with Warwick Findings

A recent study by Warwick University, which claims that the When the Fun stops, Stop campaign was not doing what it was intended to do, but was instead achieving the exact opposite of the desired results has seen some push…

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Posted in Society

All Fall Down: the Redneck Wanderer’s Song of Raw Feet

Now as Ah climb up the mound on the pillar of dreams Ah can see many things they just ain’t as they seem! We got a strong leader with an army behind The people are in misery yet he’s like…

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Swastika
Posted in Health Society

HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!

Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…

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Posted in Entertainment Strange People

Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Posted in Crime World News

WELL, DUH! BBC Poll: 100% of UK Citizens Consider VIP Paedo Rings a Myth…

In the UK, former paediatric nurse Carl Beech has been accused of falsely concocting claims of VIP paedophile rings. This raises some troubling questions (and unwelcome memories) for a lot of people in the UK and worldwide; especially in light…

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Posted in Human Interest Society Top Stories

Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow

Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…

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Posted in Crime World News

“WHY DO THE OTHER BOYS GET AWAY WITH IT?!” Kim Jong Un Defends Notorious Gulag System!

Ardent sometimes-Trumper Kim Jong Un has come out fighting against dishonest ‘fake news’ media criticisms of his mass labour camp system. It’s just so unfair! How came it’s all just find and dandy that Americans been allowed to mass-arrest millions…

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Posted in General Interest Society

Selfie Tsunami Sickeningly Scuttles Sweet Sixteen

Florida teenager Brittney Calgrington booked the best party ever with all the most popular kids going, but despite getting the best caterer money could buy, the best DJ Craig’s List could book on short notice, and enough balloons to choke…

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Posted in Society

Inmate Shares Out-of-Body Experience, Charged with Escape

SUSANVILLE, CA – In a move that blurs the line between metaphysics and criminology, the Lassen County District Attorney’s Office filed escape charges against a High Desert State Prison (HDSP) inmate who admitted to having had an out-of-body experience, or…

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Posted in Society World News

GREEN REVOLUTION! New Right-Wing ‘Ecological Diversity’ Agenda

Controversial leaders Theresa May, Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro have heralded a new spring of right-wing environmental consciousness. And for the first time ever, the environment has been made a true populist, anti-elitist cause! But what could possibly be at…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Video News

Welcome to Mad Mad Monkey Men! Funny Youtube Stars of the Future?!

Welcome to Mad Mad Monkey Men! This week a new channel launched on YouTube with near-zero fanface, despite being pretty awesome. It’s like Good Mythical Morning, but with kids, and it’s awfully fun. The promise to do taste tests, game…

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Posted in Politics Society

Feminists OUTRAGED! Biden’s Creepy Campaign Trail Song List Leaks… CREEPY!

BIDEN 2020: FIRST SEXUALLY QUESTIONABLE PRESIDENT? Serial groper and wildcat Juncker’s sciatica handyman Joe ‘Creepy Uncle Joe Biden’ has just recently announced a bid for the presidency, despite a history of sexual misdemeanours which leaves but little daylight between him…

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Posted in Crime World News

“CRIME ISN’T A COLLUSION!” Trump & Giuliani Defend Bolsonaro Assassination Epidemic!

WHO IS BEHIND THE EPIDEMIC OF MISSING JOURNALISTS IN BRAZIL?! The mainstream media are blaming their country’s new leader, Jair Bolsonaro. Alleging that the mysterious disappearances have been directly commissioned, Putin-style, by the flamboyantly irritable Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, the…

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Posted in Politics Society World News

Libertarians & GOP Demand MASS REVOLT Against UN Human Trafficking Laws!

HOW IS MUCH IS ONE LIFE REALLY WORTH?! Well, I guess we’re about to find out! Republicans and the Libertarian Party have staged a mass revolt against the UN 2019 human trafficking report. The Executive Director for the United Nations…

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