Posted on 04 October 2015.
Jesus thinks his career has been on the slide for millennia (if not for eternity), and he’s just sick of it.
You know, I was once at the absolute top of the pile in the job market. Full-time Son of God.
But you know what? The higher you get, the further you fall. Now I’m starting to know how Wotan feels.
So how did I get to this dire state? Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, Religionism
Posted on 29 September 2015.
Hey, everybody! It’s yer best buddy Jumbo Johnson here! Everybody loves a bit of good old NON-GOVERNMENTAL Human Rights Organization shit, huh?
That’s right, bitches! Time for one damn fine bit of unpatriotic pinko analysis of the notable patriotic human rights NGO, Freedom House!
Ooo, SHIT! I LIIIIKE the sounda THAT!
Well hey, baby! Everybody loves freedom, right?!
Yup! No shit, chicken! I mean, I literally can’t imagine what kind of an ignorant, bigoted asshole would hate freedom; can you???
So, here we go. Snuggle up a little here, baby, and have your cosy ol’ sneak peek at lil Jumbo here, and this here Freedom House discussion of countries in ‘Eurasia’ (… Huh? Me, uh, I mean, your BIG OL’ JUMBO HERE, neither!): Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, War Zone
Posted on 28 September 2015.
In my latest 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of downright fascinating. Here are just a few of the topics:
This is available in 4K/UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.
* Introduction segments come hot, heavy and frequent this week. Continue Reading
Posted in Podcasts, Religionism
Posted on 27 September 2015.
Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’.
The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay civil unions, contraception and divorce.
Mr. Ladels comments, aside from sparking a backlash from Catholics worldwide, may have greater implications by throwing into question millions of decisions that were confirmed by the phrase ‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ Continue Reading
Posted in Politics, Religionism, World News
Posted on 14 September 2015.
In my September 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:
All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.
* Disneyland is the most dishonest place in the world. They claim to be the happiest place, but proof says otherwise. Continue Reading
Posted in Health, Podcasts
Posted on 10 September 2015.
Recently I helped our younger teenage daughter, Emmy, purchase her first car. She had no idea how much used cars cost. I think she was hoping to afford a slightly used Lexus.
What she got instead was a lesson in how much cars actually cost. Emmy hates it when I mention her by name in my blog, so I will just call her “Miss Enthusiasm” – “M. E.” for short. Continue Reading
Posted in Kidz Zone, Society
Posted on 09 September 2015.
If your city is like most others in this great country, it is no doubt struggling to pay its bills and balance its budget – unless your town is Beverly Hills, in which case you can stop reading now.
No one knows how our cities have fallen into such financial distress.
Could it be that for decades tax rates have steadily declined while we citizens have relentlessly demanded safer bridges, better schools, and daycare centers for our pets? Continue Reading
Posted in Crime, Crooked Cops
Posted on 05 September 2015.
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis, who refused to issue gay marriage licenses and was taken into federal custody for contempt of court, has posted bond and been released after having a change of heart in jail.
After experiencing what she called a quasi-religious experience with her female cell mate, Davis returned to her job, her cheeks flushed and a smile spread across her formerly dumpy disposition. Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, Making Headlines, Politics, Religionism, Society, Top Stories
Posted on 03 September 2015.
I recently bought a new laptop because my old one was having problems. From my purchase experience, I want to pass along the following helpful piece of advice: NEVER EVER BUY A NEW COMPUTER.
Limp along with your Apple Lisa for as long as you possibly can – because once you buy a new computer, your nightmares have just begun. The following is a 100% true retelling of my experience. Continue Reading
Posted in Internets Tubes, Society
Posted on 27 August 2015.
A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars.
Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air.
A troupe of men with faces that seek the shadows meet in a corner booth away from the gazes of the other inn patrons.
They speak in cautious whispers that they wish no other ears to intrude upon: Continue Reading
Posted in Politics, Strange People
Posted on 26 August 2015.
Just to forestall any snap objections, I am not suggesting that “the government” or “the state” is the automatic go-to for all conflicts of interest. Continue Reading
Posted in Serious Commentary, Society
Posted on 25 August 2015.
Maybe it’s time the individuals saved ourselves from the individualists.
Or more precisely, from those who speak in the name of all individualists; as though there could only be one model of individualism; a vulgar-Randian one. Continue Reading
Posted in Serious Commentary, Society
Posted on 18 August 2015.
Argleton — Rocky & Spyder Krakauer were indicted last year for selling stolen cars, but they’re back with what can only be called the world’s worst petting zoo.
Featuring such pet-able critters as raccoons, rats, alley cats, and even jelly fish. Continue Reading
Posted in Crime, Video News
Posted on 13 August 2015.
Jeb Bush’s attempts to speak up louder than those who to some limited extent do have a voice (regarding immigration) have suffered a serious blow.
At a recent dialogue conference about how to make the GOP more inclusive, an immigration activist, Penelope D Solanas, told Bush and other figures in attendance the story of her life as an irregular migrant.
After recounting some of her difficulties over the course of some years and decades, Penelope concluded:
So, this is my life. And many have similar stories. This is how we live!
A reporter then asked Bush how he felt about Penelope’s story. Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, Politics
Posted on 12 August 2015.
Hey Kids! Have Some Fun Cutting Out These ‘Trump For President’ Bumper Stickers!!!
Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic bumper stickers, snitch a pair of scissors and some glue from your mom when she isn’t looking and have a blast pasting them all over cars in your neighborhood!
What better way to spend a summer day!
What better way to experience juvenile detention at an early age!
Think of all the no-fun you’ll have!
CHUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!
(NO, IT IS SPELLED RIGHT)
PAID FOR BY DEMOCRATS MESSING WITH THE
MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR
BRING WORLD WAR III IN
WITH A BANG!!!!!!!
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
VOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Keep the political satirists and cartoonists
employed for the next four years!
MAKE AMERICA SAFE FOR THE OLIGARCHY!
MAKE TRUMP THE MAN!!!!!!
PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT IN THE U.S.
ANYONE THROUGH SHEER ARROGANCE
AND AGGRESSIVENESS CAN BECOME PRESIDENT
Posted in Politics, Strange People
Posted on 05 August 2015.
A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities…
One which will almost certainly make the Church’s reputation plummet to unprecedented depths.
But what is it? Continue Reading
Posted in Music, Religionism