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Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems. Continue Reading

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How I Flew to Amsterdam for Free (& You Can Too!)

How I Flew to Amsterdam for Free (& You Can Too!)

I love to travel, but who doesn’t? I got an offer too good to be true, so I Googled it… and then I accepted it. I got a free trip to Amsterdam out of it. Continue Reading

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Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”

Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”

The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the Satanic Hymnbook of the CIA.
(Psst… Nothing to do with Wikileaks!) Continue Reading

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Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!

Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!

So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’

‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’ Continue Reading

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Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet

Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
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Equality for Women is Oppressive, and Hurts All Women, All the Time (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost)

Equality for Women is Oppressive, and Hurts All Women, All the Time (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost)

Note:
This was recently found posted on the door of a/the ethically sourced vegan quinoa cafe(s) in a progressive metropolitan student campus.
Personally I think it’s a crock of typical vulgar-pomo intellectual garbage; but then again, Que Sais-Je?
What would I know? Continue Reading

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“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi

“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi

Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares what!] wanna to punch a Nazi?Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

The government, the establishment and the Deep State are the most persecuted people in the world. Here is a magical incantation that will keep you all safe from foreign enemies and domestic dissidents. Continue Reading

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Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

Are you sick and tired of being accused of being a mainstream, heterobourgeois square?

Do your most authentic Komrads laugh at you? Continue Reading

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Shiver at the Sight of You

Shiver at the Sight of You

The song ‘Pure’ by the Lightning Seeds helped inspire my best ever poem; currently unpublished.
(Some sagely person recently managed to work out the premise of the novel, or come very close, from the title alone; spooky!) Continue Reading

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Ave Libertas! A Poem to Inner Freedom

Ave Libertas! A Poem to Inner Freedom

All I need is a foothold

I can’t describe it, see it, hear it; and yet, I know it is there.

That foothold is there.

O, foothold without a name!

Great is thy power; for thou art the axis of the world,

And we are all thy brothers. Continue Reading

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I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get

I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get

As a former gun owner, I’ve finally changed my mind on guns. Not just for myself, I grew out of that years ago, but for everyone.

For years I’ve said we need to meet the staunch pro-gun guys halfway. But after decades of them refusing to budge an inch, I’m done with it. Continue Reading

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ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

Scientists say our addiction to phones and the prevalence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) in both kids and adults can lead to very awkward conversations. Continue Reading

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Locker Room Talk Role Reversal: What Happens When Women Start Talking Like Men?

Locker Room Talk Role Reversal: What Happens When Women Start Talking Like Men?

A while back, controversial US President Donald Trump got in trouble over some sleazy comments about women, which he dismissed as mere ‘locker room talk.’ Continue Reading

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Free the Burqa! A Secular Shaggy-Dog Story

Free the Burqa! A Secular Shaggy-Dog Story

A bourgeois intellectual know as Arundhati Roy once said: Continue Reading

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Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!!

God to the world

“He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted! ………………. April Fools!” Continue Reading

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Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!

Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!

Drivers caught cooking whilst driving are to face tough penalties, the government says. Under new rules expected to come in next year, drivers will receive six points on their license and a £120 fine. Continue Reading

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Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

My satire book ‘Professor Smiggles & the New Intellectual Warfare’ has beautiful, cute new cover!
Just look at the cuddly wise old owl…
Up in the top right corner of this article!
Part one of the book is satire from the curmudgeonly Professor. Continue Reading

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