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The Brotherhood of Evildoers (An Ode to the Empire of Misplaced Righteousness)

The Brotherhood of Evildoers (An Ode to the Empire of Misplaced Righteousness)

Cain is great

O Cain is good!

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Word to the Wise… Truly Successful Writers & Professionals Like You Are NOT Perfectionists!

Word to the Wise… Truly Successful Writers & Professionals Like You Are NOT Perfectionists!

Truly successful people are not afraid of imperfection.
I’ve come to the point when I have to decide between priorities for a very serious professional writing task; one which is truly huge in scale, and on which a great deal depends. Continue Reading

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Doctors are Heroic for facing Blood and Guts without Puking, says Surgeon

Doctors are Heroic for facing Blood and Guts without Puking, says Surgeon

Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Surgeons are responding to the criticism that they’re vain and overpaid, by asking the critics to imagine what it’s like being elbow-deep in blood and guts. Continue Reading

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The evolution of science in eye care

The evolution of science in eye care

If there is one area in which science has really changed the game, it is eye care. This is especially true in our modern, digital age – if you think of how much science has pushed eye care forward, it is amazing. Continue Reading

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How to keep your home safe over the holidays

How to keep your home safe over the holidays

As we head into the Christmas season, many people are celebrating in that most traditional of ways: by shopping until midnight and spending money that they don’t have on presents that people don’t want. Continue Reading

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Woman sues Women Studies Feminists for preventing her from Sleeping her way to the Top

Woman sues Women Studies Feminists for preventing her from Sleeping her way to the Top

Dateline: NY CITY—Miss Marylou Ditsy is suing Women Studies departments in colleges across the United States, for creating an atmosphere of political correctness that she alleges has prevented her from sleeping her way to the top.
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Exciting Interview Series Coming Soon! Lot of Thoughtful Satirists…

Exciting Interview Series Coming Soon! Lot of Thoughtful Satirists…

Just a quick heads-up here! A while back, I did some interviews with some satirists on the hot topics of satire, offence, and freedom of speech.

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Don Augusto and the Milky Way

Don Augusto and the Milky Way

Don Augusto will visit you in your dreams, if you are not careful! Continue Reading

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The ‘That’s What You Heard!’ Fallacy: How Postmodernists & SJWs Try to Run Rings Around Rational People

The ‘That’s What You Heard!’ Fallacy: How Postmodernists & SJWs Try to Run Rings Around Rational People

It’s very important not to waste time debating postmodernists; because, like other morally corrupt and nihilistic ideological extremists, they don’t believe in rational argumentation; only rhetoric. Some of them even say so!

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Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe. Continue Reading

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Sexual Battle Lines drawn between Toxically Masculine Trolls and Devious Lesbian Feminists, argues Social Scientist

Sexual Battle Lines drawn between Toxically Masculine Trolls and Devious Lesbian Feminists, argues Social Scientist

Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Hermann Gunzenhauser, a social scientist at True Dat University, has published a paper extrapolating the long-term effects of the proliferating allegations of sexual harassment and molestation in the entertainment industry and in government, business, and all other social sectors.
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Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post

Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post

A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.”

Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant: Continue Reading

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Championship 4: Hey Kids, NASCAR has Playoffs Too!

Championship 4: Hey Kids, NASCAR has Playoffs Too!

Martin Truex, William Byron, and Christopher Bell are SBG Global.eu’s favorites to win the last three NASCAR events of the season, each of which is known as the Championship 4 of their respective series. Continue Reading

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Don Augusto Rejoins the Heterosexual Community

Don Augusto Rejoins the Heterosexual Community

Soho is a nice place to relax and let it all hang out.

My heart was almost (but not quite) in my mouth, when I carelessly bumped bums with Don Augusto, outside an august leisure establishment, somewhere near-ish o’ Oxford Circus. Continue Reading

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Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

Southern Poverty Law Center Say the Catholic Church is a ‘Hate Group’

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of the holy dove of mercy. Continue Reading

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Start the Day with Whiskey! (A Witty Ode to Man’s Best & Only Friend)

Start the Day with Whiskey! (A Witty Ode to Man’s Best & Only Friend)

Like not a few men, I have a faithful love that I have never once betrayed; and I know that, for her part, she shall never leave my side. Continue Reading

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