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Uglies on the Outskirts scheme to lure Beauties away from Big Cities

Uglies on the Outskirts scheme to lure Beauties away from Big Cities

Dateline: TORONTO—A team of physically unappealing people based in the outskirts of large cities across North America has hatched a plot to lure the beautiful and handsome elites away from their lairs at the heart of the downtown areas.

Team Quasimodo’s leader, Quasimodo Sanchez, a misshapen short man with wildly asymmetric facial features, staged a press conference to explain his intentions, but offered only the cryptic remark, “We found out about their crystals. Soon the crystals will be ours and the beauties with long legs and shapely breasts will have to journey across the wrong side of the tracks so we can spy on their hotness more often.”
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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (III)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (III)

Charlie Hebdo Draw Guru Nanak: the Only Rioters are Privileged White Campus Radicals Continue Reading

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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (II)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (II)

Intersectional-Post-Meta-Pan-Igtheism: The Latest Trend for Intellectual Hipsters

Myanmar Junta: ‘Those who Criticize our Faith are #Buddhismophobes! #NotAllBuddhists’ Continue Reading

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UK Public Increasingly Reluctant To Express Ill-informed Opinions

UK Public Increasingly Reluctant To Express Ill-informed Opinions

An increasing number of people in the UK are declining to express definite opinions when asked about complex issues of which they know little.

TV journalists first began to detect this phenomenon in early 2017 when undertaking random street interviews. Continue Reading

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Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers

Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers

The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) has revealed that it is investigating nearly five hundred UK farms. All the investigations relate to the illegal claiming of EU farm subsidies. Continue Reading

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The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (I)

The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (I)

Bombshell Study: Metropolitan Elite Appalled to Discover Anti-Secularist Intellectuals Hate Living in Theocracies

Stop Laughing: Academics Finally Work Out Pascal’s Wager Applies to Scientology too! Continue Reading

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El Gaucho Tacoma… don’t bother, they don’t want you

El Gaucho Tacoma… don’t bother, they don’t want you

If you want a steak for $75 there’s no shortage of places you can go. Pacific Grill is across the street and grills them up nicely, and Anthony’s is down a few blocks by the water. At least at those places you won’t be dick-accosted by the manager. Continue Reading

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Manjaws: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler

Manjaws: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—The runner’s-up in this year’s American Rant Competition have been announced. Surprisingly, all of the entries were authored by a single man, named Rashad, also known as the Cackler, who is an elderly homeless man.

Rashad has wandered North America for decades and is notorious for his stream of diatribes on a wide range of subjects. Rashad doesn’t write them down personally, but his acolytes in several cities record them for posterity.

Here is one such rant, called “Manjaws”:
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GN Video: Did Stuff Used to Be Cheaper?

GN Video: Did Stuff Used to Be Cheaper?

It’s tempting to think everything is more expensive now. Not so, says Brian! Continue Reading

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Archbishop of Canterbury No-Platformed for ‘Nazi Speech’

Archbishop of Canterbury No-Platformed for ‘Nazi Speech’

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Canon Justin Welby, has been no-platformed by the National Union of Students for a ‘Nazi Speech’ said to be reminiscent of fascist rants from the official State Church in Hitler’s Germany. Continue Reading

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Evil Industries Imitates Scientology at Trial over Fraud

Evil Industries Imitates Scientology at Trial over Fraud

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Autism of the Playpen? The Juvenile Mediocrity of ‘Autistic Nihilism’

Autism of the Playpen? The Juvenile Mediocrity of ‘Autistic Nihilism’

Autistic Entitlement & Victimhood are Part of a Broader Occidental Zeitgeist

Some time ago, I made some tweets about the problem of how some people de-emphasize the importance of autistic people cultivating ourselves. Continue Reading

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‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (2/2)

‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (2/2)

Last time:

The best thing of all is when I suddenly had a knock on the upstairs window at 4 am; the poor bugger had followed me home around 6 pm, and had finally plucked up the courage to speak to us! Continue Reading

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‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)

‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)

A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round.

Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when he staggered in one morning after a heavy work session of World of Warcraft. Continue Reading

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Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked.

Heathrow boss Tom Stacey commented: Continue Reading

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Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia…

By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State. Continue Reading

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