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Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, using only Initial Free Lessons

Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, using only Initial Free Lessons

Dateline: NEW JERSEY—A man from Delaware earned the equivalent of a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, Jiu-jitsu and several other martial arts, by exploiting the free trial first lesson offered by hundreds of martial arts schools across North America.
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Beckham’s Injury Likely To Cost Him The Big Contract He Was Looking For

Beckham’s Injury Likely To Cost Him The Big Contract He Was Looking For

Prior to the start of NFL training camp, New York Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. contemplated holding out for a new contract like LeVeon Bell of the Pittsburgh Steelers did, but decided against it and showed up at training camp. Continue Reading

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Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players.

I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have.

I’ve never just decided to take, take, take…

Well, apart from the odd spare rib.

Or ankle, or toe, or something.

But who cares?

This is the USA, and if I’m not allowed to take a knee, then I don’t recognise this country any more.

Surely it’s all about individual liberty?

What kind of ‘freedom’ is this, when I’m not even allowed to have a cheeky Nando’s, er, cheeky chomp on the ankle of my BNFLF?

It starts off with the cannibals, but it never ends with the cannibals.

Those who burn cannibals will soon burn terrorists and Nazis.

Culinary diversity truly is our greatest strength!

Justin Trudeau loving quacks:

It is a source of great grief and disappointment that Mr Lecter’s contributions to the rich culinary diversity of America have not met with full approval or even indiscriminate, hysterically flamboyant celebration from his peers.

Mr Lecter, you are always welcome in Canada.

Kraft Durch Diversität!

Some, however, argue that while pluralism is a good thing, you still have to draw the line somewhere.

Some might say that eating other human beings is as good a line as any!

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Hurricane Irma Forces NFL To Postpone Buccaneers vs Dolphins Season Opener

Hurricane Irma Forces NFL To Postpone Buccaneers vs Dolphins Season Opener

The 2017 NFL regular season kicks off this week but the Miami Dolphins and Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be unable to play their season opener because of Hurricane Irma, which is threatening to make landfall in South Florida. Continue Reading

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NFL Roster Cut Down Deadline: Notable Considerations

NFL Roster Cut Down Deadline: Notable Considerations

There have been varied opinions on the expectations the NFL has for general managers to cut their roster down from 93 to 53 in just a single day. Remember, this is a process that used to take place over a period of two weeks. Continue Reading

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One Run Games in Major League Baseball

One Run Games in Major League Baseball

As a gambler, you have surely felt the financial and psychological sting of getting beat late in a MLB game by one run. Continue Reading

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Less than a Month for South Carolina Football – 2017 SEC Prediction & Preview

Less than a Month for South Carolina Football – 2017 SEC Prediction & Preview

The SEC football is recuperating from a low year; however, anticipations are skyrocketing in both West and East Divisions. A full report and analysis is given here. Continue Reading

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Mayweather vs McGregor: MMA Press Keeps Exaggerating McGregor’s Strength, Downplaying Mayweather

Mayweather vs McGregor: MMA Press Keeps Exaggerating McGregor’s Strength, Downplaying Mayweather

It’s almost here, the sporting event of the year. Mayweather will be fighting McGregor in a couple of days. Continue Reading

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NFL Analyses Fans Biometrics to Figure Out what They Like

NFL Analyses Fans Biometrics to Figure Out what They Like

NFL ratings are still falling. And if you thought the league didn’t care, you were dead wrong. There is so much to consider in the game of football than the sports betting odds for this season.

And chief amongst these considerations is the manner in which the game of football is viewed. You wouldn’t expect the NFL to care about the way you watch their games but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Continue Reading

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Minnesota Excited for a Winter Super Bowl LII

Minnesota Excited for a Winter Super Bowl LII

Fans have refused to let the deflate-gate scandal go, so much so that all anyone seems to care about these days is the expression Roger Goodell will wear when he gives Tom Brady and company the Vince Lombardi Trophy on Sunday, just months after Roger punished Brady for his supposed involvement in the scandal. But this is what makes betting on the NFL fun. Continue Reading

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Witnesses Spot Roger Goodell Fleeing Stadium With #12 Jersey

Witnesses Spot Roger Goodell Fleeing Stadium With #12 Jersey

When the confetti finally settled in Houston’s NRG Stadium Sunday night, Patriots quarterback and Super Bowl LI MVP noted something was amiss.

It seemed in the excitement, an unknown perpetrator made off with a sweat stained, body odor drenched, torn up, and oversized tee-shirt bearing the number 12. Continue Reading

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Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History

Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History

In a stunning comeback that saw records set for the most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback, most passing yards in a Super Bowl, most times as Super Bowl MVP, most catches from a single receiver in the Super Bowl, biggest point deficit recovery, the first Super Bowl overtime, and the most combined firsts and mosts in a Super Bowl…

The New England Patriots once again found themselves at the top of the NFL heap, cementing Tom Brady’s Adonis-like cheekbones as the greatest in football history. Continue Reading

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Week 11: Texas A&M falls. Clemson, Alabama, Michigan Rise

Week 11: Texas A&M falls. Clemson, Alabama, Michigan Rise

The AP Polls are an interesting concept. Think about the fact that Nebraska lost to Ohio State on Saturday Evening. Yet, when the polls came out, the Buckeyes hadn’t moved (Number 6). What does that tell you? It definitely says more than the college football championship lines.

Of course, one might wonder whether any of this even really matters. Because of their performance, or lack thereof, against Ohio state, Nebraska fell 12 spots in the college football rankings. Continue Reading

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Can One Expect NFL Game in the China

Can One Expect NFL Game in the China

It is hard to believe that NFL game will be performed in China. But this is going to happen. It will be for the first time when the U. S. sports league will be played in the China. The game might not get much attention from the people. More importantly, the players will not be that comfortable to play a regular season in the China. As the result, you might not expect much from the NFL betting lines.

Now the teams are preparing for the game. They are focusing more on the work instead of discussing the playing environment. They are planning how they will come back from the China after the game and will prepare themselves for the next trip that might be more challenging. It will be difficult to play a more competitive game after coming back from China. Mark Waller, the vice president of the NFL, told in an interview, their focus is not more on the game in China. Continue Reading

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How do sports stars prepare for their big games?

How do sports stars prepare for their big games?

Even if you have any special preparations you make before taking to the court or the pitch, or habits that just mustn’t be broken, you can rest assured that elite sportspeople can almost certainly out-do you when it comes to these too.

So even if you insist on lacing up your left boot first or never leaving the dressing room with your lucky coin in your pocket, rest assured that you’ll seem like the picture of normality compared with these examples. Continue Reading

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The 5 Most Successful Female Poker Players In The World

The 5 Most Successful Female Poker Players In The World

Although poker remains a male-dominated game, there’s no denying that women are slowly beginning to participate and, more importantly, win. With the World Series of Poker event approaching, we thought we’d take a look at some of the top female poker players in the world!

Vanessa Selbst

As the best female professional poker player ever to have existed, how could we possibly start the list off with anyone other than Vanessa Selbst? Throughout her lengthy career Vanessa has won over $11 million from winning tournaments such as the Partouche Poker Tour Main Event, the NAPT Main Events and the World Series of Poker. In 2013 alone, Vanessa won the $25,000 title of PCA High Roller as well as a $1.4 million prize fund. Continue Reading

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