Category: Sports
Kyrie Irving’s Find and Replace Speech
Kyrie Irving endeared himself to the Brooklyn Nets’ fans in his bow at the Barclays Center with an emotional speech. The point guard completed a move to the franchise in the off-season after two underwhelming years with the Boston Celtics….
MLB Removes Netting from Ballparks to Make Games More Exciting
One season after mandating teams increase the amount of protective netting in ballparks across the country, Major League Baseball has decided to reverse course and completely remove all netting around the field. The move comes as the league considers several…
Welcome to Fantasy Baseball 2019
Nearly 20 million people play fantasy baseball, but there’s something about it that I don’t get. It’s probably the word “fantasy.” In fantasy baseball, people compete as team owners by drafting a roster of current players from different Major League…
No Hate, No Fear! The Heartwarming Story of One Courageous Athlete Sex Offender who Rose Above the Stigma!
LAKEWOOD—A Lakewood High School multi-sport star athlete is facing charges of sexual assault following an incident alleged to have occurred in October, 2018. Joshua “Dusty” Delroy appeared in court for his indictment surrounded by family and members of the three…
Shirt Tales Part II: How My Lucky Red Sox Shirt Helped the Patriots Win Super Bowl LIII
The New England Patriots weren’t supposed to beat younger, more talented teams to win their sixth Super Bowl. So how did they do it? What made the difference as the Patriots eked out improbable playoff victories? First, an overtime win…
Somewhere In Colorado….
Sometimes skiing can seem like this. After learning the last two years on slopes in Colorado and Utah. They have green runs here that would be blacks in the Midwest! They have a green run at Beaver Creek Colorado called…
Utah Jazz Lose Half Their Team: New ‘Magic Underpants’ Rule Remains a Sore Point!
Formerly even less non-renowned basketball team Utah Jazz have recently lost their mojo, with their fanatical new Mormon Fundamentalist leader, Pickney H. Jonestonne, alienating droves of players with his unusual dress code. Although Utah Jazz players under previous managerial regimes…
Redskins Owner Won’t Rule Out Signing Kareem Hunt
Washington, DC- On Monday, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder refused to rule out signing former Kansas City Chiefs Running back, Kareem Hunt, after he was released by his team on Friday. Hunt was a standout star for the AFC leading…
Shirt Tales: How My Lucky Shirt Helped the Red Sox Win
Amid talk of the different factors that led the Red Sox to their fourth World Series in 15 years, one factor has gone on unnoticed. Sure, they had great (and high-priced) talent and great chemistry. Some claimed having a new…
Lebron James Arrives, to the Dismay of Teammates Who Wanted to Shoot
The arrival of Lebron James on the Los Angeles Lakers has not thrilled everyone. After years of dealing with Kobe Bryant taking every shot on offense, now the other players on the Lakers have to cope with the fact that…
World’s First Leper Ice Hockey Tournament Breaks Off in Disarray
Yesterday’s first hockey tournament final for the leper community was a complete disaster! The first ten minutes saw a number of unexpected face-offs; and by the time they got to half-way, it was already too difficult to pick up the…
Return to Player % – RTP Online Slots Advantages Compared to Land-Based Casino Slots
Online slots are the most popular games be it in online casino sites on in brick and mortar casinos. The first slots machines came into existence back in 1891 and their popularity has gone far and wide today. One main…
Soap Box Derby – The Thrill of It All
For years, sports fanatics have debated which is the most exciting spectator sport. Some argue nothing beats football for sheer intensity and physicality. Others point to the gladiator-like combat of hockey. And some people prefer badminton, but then, some people…
Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Daily Mail’s Richard Littlejohn is…
How Does Casino Design Affect Success?
First impressions count for a lot. The biggest retail brands spend millions each year just to make sure the front of their stores, and the layout behind them, is geared towards impressing and often amazing customers. To give an idea…
‘I Was A Professional Racing Driver in my Youth!’ Claims Donald Trump
There are concerns for Donald Trump’s mental stability in the wake of his most recent interview with Sky News. The US president told the interviewer: FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph,…
Trump’s War with American Sports Shows no Sign of Abating
Do sport and politics mix? As far as the NFL and the NBA are concerned, the question is a moot point, as their ongoing acrimonious relationship between the most high-profile American sports and President Trump continues to simmer. FIGHT THE…
Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Chair of British Olympic Association
Sir Hugh Robertson, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! London’s Olympics Opening Ceremony vs Beijing’s… Romney/Ryan Official Victory Anthem Leaked: It’s…
Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants
Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants?…
Half Time Show EP Ricky Kirshner Praises Sound Crew for “Clutch Performance”
Already hailed as the best Super Bowl Half-Time Show of the year, the Production Crew is garnering praise. The Sound Crew for the 2018 Super Bowl in Minneapolis perfectly executed Justin Timberlake’s vision of muddled audio. “I have to give…
Collinsworth: “The Patriots are still going to win Superbowl LII”
Color commentator Cris Collinsworth, best known for talking over his play-by-play co-host Al Michaels during prime-time NFL broadcasts, is reportedly still holding out hope for the New England Patriots to rally and defeat the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles. FIGHT…
Coming Soon on Glossy News
What’s coming next on Glossy News? Wyatt Jarvis returns with a couple of funny sports stories. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Collinsworth: “The Patriots are still going to win… Less than a Month for South Carolina…
Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un
Alex Ferguson and Kim Jong Un. One is a vicious dictator from the frozen wastes up North who is utterly brutal to friend and foe alike. The other… Oh wait sorry, it’s Roy today isn’t it?! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…
A Buffon but Never a Buffoon: A Brief Retrospective
Italy’s odds, according to Betnow.eu, of winning the 2018 World Cup are not just bad; they’re nonexistent. That’s okay, though. Come 2022 there will be another World Cup. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Superpower that…
Football CRAZY! Wacko England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup ’66
Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Kyrie Irving’s Find and Replace Speech National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust… RIP UKIP? Or…
UK Government’s “Sport For Everyone” Initiative Celebrates Success
Karen Bradley, the UK Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, today celebrated the success of the government’s ‘Sport for Everyone’ initiative with a reception at Westminster. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Appearances by…
Beckham’s Injury Likely To Cost Him The Big Contract He Was Looking For
Prior to the start of NFL training camp, New York Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. contemplated holding out for a new contract like LeVeon Bell of the Pittsburgh Steelers did, but decided against it and showed up at training camp….
Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches
Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided…
Hurricane Irma Forces NFL To Postpone Buccaneers vs Dolphins Season Opener
The 2017 NFL regular season kicks off this week but the Miami Dolphins and Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be unable to play their season opener because of Hurricane Irma, which is threatening to make landfall in South Florida. FIGHT THE…
NFL Roster Cut Down Deadline: Notable Considerations
There have been varied opinions on the expectations the NFL has for general managers to cut their roster down from 93 to 53 in just a single day. Remember, this is a process that used to take place over a…