Posted in Health Politics World News

Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague

The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.

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Conservative Party
Posted in Health Politics World News

Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”

After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.

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Posted in Health World News

Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)

“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Watch Out World! Free Book ORGY! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

From today, March 19 onwards, there is a five day free book deal from our editor, Wallace Runnymede! Plenty of wacky satire and weird poetry… Oh but wait, which ones are actually free?! Well, the only way to find out…

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Grime
Posted in Serious Commentary Society

The War on β€˜Flag Wavers’ is a White Supremacist Agenda

If you believe everything you hear, β€˜flag waving’ and β€˜patriotism’ are the root of all evil. But actually, such a view is itself founded upon white supremacy. One thing that was noticed by one of my favorite writers a long…

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Posted in Health Politics

GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!

Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day

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Posted in Health Serious Commentary

The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!

Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…

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Posted in Politics Travel

Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!

History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…

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Babylon Babel
Posted in Top Stories

Song to the Tyrant (Inspired by Ancient Wisdom)

Some of us remember the old ways… BUN DUNG BABYLON! Behold my wrath and do ye tremble! Not one soul, howe’er so nimble, So fleet of foot, so swift of wing E’en Gilgamesh to whom myriad maidens lusty paeans ring…

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Grime
Posted in Music Religionism

“Black Means Backward?!” Here’s Why Dem Man Has it In For Stormzy

If you believe everything you read from the ‘experts,’ Stormzy is nothing more than an affected luvvie, a hysterical race baiter & a deluded Communist sympathiser. Oh, and speaking of deluded, out of touch, self-appointed ‘experts,’ does this murky guy…

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