99% of Satirists Aren’t Using this FUNDAMENTAL Strategy for Becoming Viral! You’ll Never Guess What!

One of the cardinal errors for writers and editors is to think an article headline should be ‘interesting.’

That’s absolutely the worst thing you can possible be thinking! Time to get smart! You need to think about the whole psychology of the thing.


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The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???

1. Cut, cut, cut!

Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive.

Just so you know.

Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows:

Intelligence and security institutions have evidence showing the murder was planned … Pinning such a case on some security and intelligence members will not satisfy us or the international community. From the person who gave the order, to the person who carried it out, they must all be brought to account.

Yeah, barbaric dictatorships mutilating and murdering innocent people? We couldn’t have that now, could we!

2. I Cannot Tell a Lie

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World’s Most Hated Celebs Launch a New Wave of Horrendous Nike Endorsements! Read On… If You Dare!

When Colin Kapernick joined Nike, a new ad originated:

Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.

This ad has led to many parodies. The meme has been noted in The Chive, The Drum and various other places online. It’s popular enough by now to have featured on Know Your Meme already, an interesting online inventory of popular memes.

So just for our amazing Glossy News readers, here are some of the best celebrity Nike endorsements! Like, laugh and share… Every engagement you give us definitely boosts our Google juice!

Richard Dawkins

Crushingly pompous Hyacinth bouquet wannabe Richard Dawkins takes some time off his Twitter trolling to drop a word to the wise!

Ayatollah Khameini

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Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!

DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM.

YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME…

Whatever happened to dogging?
The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood;
His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful
He’s a nasty sexual deviant Tory shit!
And any little piggy on the farm he sees
Has to run to the farmer with a terrified squeal
They’re all tired of being tired out
Always being molested by Davie’s dangly bits! Read more Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
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Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison.

Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted as a common felon, or some would say, a tax evader… er, protester!

Will the unicorn be willing to asserve thee (sic!), or abide by thy crib?

Poor old Kent is now making up his lonesome crib in hellfire; or if not that, at least one of the wilder, more wackadoodliest echelons of the $cientologist Hubbosphere!

Watch out for them goddamn freight trains, Kent!

But what actually happened?! Read more Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

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OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!

We all know that racism is nothing new in human history!

But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is?

Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from the Democrats. But in order to understand this a little better, why don’t we take a quick hop back to the 19th century?

In a little known incident of the period, the Prime Minister William Gladstone made the following cutting witticism about the renowned African-American slavery abolitionist Frederick Douglass: Read more OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!

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Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!

After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa.

But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little Mix. Let’s give it all up (and how!) for ‘S/O 2 Mein Ex!’

Make sure you click on for more! I promise you are not going to regret it…

Much.
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Unbelievable Scoop! Gripping New Lead in Khashoggi Case (What Does Erdogan Know?!)

The recent Jamal Khashoggi disaster has fired the imagination of backward, primitive theocrats and freedom loving individualists alike.

The Turkish government are apparently very upset a Saudi journalist was dismembered and murdered in the Saudi embassy.

The Saudi government are also not best pleased about innocent people getting cut up and mutilated (make of that what you will!)

However, steamy allegations have now surfaced about the flamboyantly controversial Turkish regime.

Not since the fashionable swishy cloaked clerics of 80s Tehran has the Islamic world seen such a kaleidoscopic explosion of diversity:

FGMs, beheading, stonings, and what have you.

But what really happened to Khashoggi?

A secret video may just have the answer…

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From Fake News to Fake Profiles: Beware Feeble Imitations! (4-Chan & Reddit Fake Accounts of Wallace Runnymede)

I have just found out that I have been paid the ‘compliment’ of being impersonated online on 4-chan and Reddit. I am contacting the moderators of Reddit, to try and get the fake account closed down.
Fortunately, there are some obvious red flags. For example, one post says: Read more From Fake News to Fake Profiles: Beware Feeble Imitations! (4-Chan & Reddit Fake Accounts of Wallace Runnymede)

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Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford

As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice.

Well, you know what they say!

With friends like this…

AL FRANKEN

The problem with these Republicans is like the pussy-grabber-in-chief, they think they can just see something they like and grab it with both hands! I just can’t understand the mentality of these people at all!

ANTHONY WEINER

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The End of Euthanasia? New Public Intelligence Register Tracks Death Threats & Potentially Defamatory Abuse


The militant autism lobby are notorious for sending death threats and potentially defamatory abuse to autistic people, as well as autism parents.
So, the Autistics Against Hate project, previously limited to just a Twitter account alone, is now providing a detailed public intelligence register of threats and potential defamation from the neurodiversity lobby; which latter is mainly, but not exclusively, made up of the self-styled ‘autistic community.’ (The latter, like all so-called communities without exception, represent only themselves; rather than all autistic people). Read more The End of Euthanasia? New Public Intelligence Register Tracks Death Threats & Potentially Defamatory Abuse

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