Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives

Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives

Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism.

The One True Catholic Church of the All Holy Spirit of Our Universal Cosmic Mother, or OTCCOTAHSOOUCM for short, is not a new invention, but the original version of Catholicism that the real Jesus actually taught. Continue Reading

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From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’

From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’

One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life.

But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either! Continue Reading

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Tony Blair Book Dilemma

Tony Blair Book Dilemma

It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to.

Should we put it in:

The fiction section?

No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit!

True crime?
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Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident!

Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident!

Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet.

Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems! Continue Reading

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Not Funny! Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though!)

Not Funny! Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though!)

What’s the difference between moderate Syrian choppers and an impotent autocrat? Continue Reading

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Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd

Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd

AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him.

Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end! But don’t cry, things are going to get even better for the music scene. Justin Bieber is going to become the new chief singer of AC/DC! Not only that: lead singer Brian Johnson is about to step down.

Oh, my gosh!

Gushes Brian: Continue Reading

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Poetry Book: Free Until 14 April!

Poetry Book: Free Until 14 April!

My poetry book is available for free download until 14 April 2017.

It is the second volume of my ‘Alpine Chanter’ series.

This brief collection of dark and twisted poems lays bare the sombre heart of woman-hatred and neuro-hatred.
In order to oppose the Patriarchy and the Neuriarchy, an education in feeling is required, and not only an education in intellectual ratiocination.
The problem is men, and the problem is medical chauvinism and assimilationist ‘Neurodiversity’ alike.

https://www.amazon.com/Foaming-Optics-Against-Patriarchy-Neuriarchy-ebook/dp/B01DOPER3I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491862291&sr=8-1&keywords=foaming+the+optics

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Donald Trump Reading List: WEAK! (2/2)

Donald Trump Reading List: WEAK! (2/2)

Another pathetic loser!

No respect!

We are sick and tired of pretentious idiots!

SAD!

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet

Donald Trump Dead!

HOT OFF THE PRESS! DONALD TRUMP SEX SCANDAL! (& First Executive Order)

Bin Laden Dead, Trump Demands Long Form Death Certificate

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump

Psychiatrists reach Opposite Conclusions about President Trump’s Mental Health

President Trump Trashes Oval Office

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

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Donald Trump Reading List: PATHETIC! (1/2)

Donald Trump Reading List: PATHETIC! (1/2)

Don’t do reading!

Reading makes you stupid and fake!

..

SAD! Continue Reading

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MEME: A Lesson from the Donald

MEME: A Lesson from the Donald

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

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“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

Gotta love diversity!
You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself.
If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers, Anti-Semites, Muslimophobes, the anti-Islamophobia industry & regressive leftist community, Marxist hatemongers, Fascist fools, Kippers, Trots, Sparts, Christian Scientists, Scientologists, and God knows what else, then you might need to check your premises. Continue Reading

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Bush Memes! Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

Bush Memes! Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

YOU WILL SUBMIT

YOU WILL SUBMIT

YOU WILL SUBMIT

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Here Come the Trots! The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

Here Come the Trots! The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

Everybody loves a good Trot.

These lovers have got it all:

Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all…

An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration!

I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but…

Nah!

Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make…

Who’s hot to Trot?

And who do women need like a hole in the head? Continue Reading

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Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

Christopher Hitchens & Ayatollah Khomeini.

One is a violent extremist and vicious radical ideologue who held the lives of innocent human beings in exceedingly low esteem.

The other one… Continue Reading

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George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

Former UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne (formerly known as Gideon Osborne) has recently been arrested for drug possession and trafficking offenses in Indonesia.

Indonesia, like many countries in Southeast and Northeast Asia, has very stringent laws on narcotics.

And a number of British citizens have fallen afoul of these drug laws in recent years; finding themselves confined for decades to the depressing squalour of grotesque mass prisons.

Some have even been executed.

And confidential sources now tell us Osborne himself is likely to meet the same fate. Speaking on condition of anonymity, one source close to the Indonesian government tells Glossy News: Continue Reading

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Clinton Memes!

Clinton Memes!

So brave!

Looks at these shameless, worthless warmongers.

What have they ever done for you?

God only knows.

Still, enjoy these memes!

Or  not.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU… Continue Reading

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