Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era
A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692, has been found to contain the surname Ward. This name, when researched, may suggest that Henrietta McAutrey, nee Ward, is a thrice-removed cousin of our own Sarah Palin. You may…
Duck Dynasty Resumes Filming of Season Five Finale *Spoiler Alert*
Hollywood, CA – Hollywood gossip site “Scuttlebutt” has revealed production for the Duck Dynasty Season 5 finale has resumed and will be titled “The Camo Knight”. Not all elements of the anticipated episode are known but it has been learned…
Local Man Comes to Conclusion Neighbor is Just Plain Mean
After years of living next door to a man perceived to simply have an abrasive sense of humor, a local man has finally determined his neighbor is just plain mean. Mike Mitty, owner of Mighty Mitty Comics Emporium moved in…
Feudalism Reinstituted in Suckersland Where One Man Owns Everything
Dateline: Richardsville, Suckersland—Economic inequality in Suckersland has reached its ultimate end point: a single man in that nation owns absolutely everything and all of the other inhabitants are broke or in debt. Lord Richard, the man who literally has everything,…
Thomas Jefferson, James Madison’s Nasty Hobby of Making Monsters
Our Historic Leaders, Madison and Jefferson, Also had A Hobby Making Frankensteins. There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon hope we didn’t learn. There are secrets about those who are at the…
Prepare the Anti-Matter Beam
Those words are not coming from a Star Trek script, or a Sci-Fi movie, they are actually being given by the scientists of ASACUSA , a multi-disciplinary collaboration between CERN and Japan’s RIKEN research center. ASACUSA team leader, Yasunori Yamazaki…
A parent’s survival guide for when college kids come home for the holidays
Recently both of our daughters came home for the holiday break. Their return brought us a new set of parenting concerns. When kids go off to college, they suddenly consider themselves adults. They feel the old kids’ rules from their…
Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint
Today, a major paint company admitted to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t need by introducing new painting techniques to ‘jazz up’ their living spaces, and then forcing them to buy more paint to cover up the hideous…
Luke Wilson Gives Dismembering Performance
Los Angeles, California – It is no secret that Luke Wilson’s once brilliant movie career has been in a steady decline since starring in the delightful comedy, Old School, alongside Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn in 2003. “Pills, hookers and…
NASA: Aliens Dropped ‘Jelly Donut” Rock In Front of Mars Rover
NASA scientists have discarded all previous theories as to how a mysterious ‘jelly donut’ rock appeared beside the Mars Rover Opportunity and now say it must have been dropped there by aliens. “We have ruled out every other explanation”, said…