How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there.

We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work.

How can we become more effective at promoting our work?

There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few ideas.

There’s plenty more that could be said, but maybe next time!

Do you have any good ideas yourself?

Please leave your thoughts below, in the comment section.

Also, feel free to email the Managing Editor at any time: wallacerunnymede @ gmail.com (minus the spaces!)

Old Guard & New Guard

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Donate to World 4 Washington Now! Let’s Halt the Economic Genocide of US Federal Workers!

Please show your compassion and open your hearts to the oppressed federal workers of the United States Government.
Although it’s hard to believe: even prior to the far right government shutdown, many destitute, impoverished, borderline penniless federal workers were scraping by on just $37 a day!
That’s even less than the miniscule, ludicrous sum of $6000 a month you would get if you rounded up to the nearest thousand!
Imagine the constant terror of starvation and homelessness.

How would you feed your family?
How would you be able to go on, knowing all you had to live for was a life of constant despair and misery? Remember, $37 dollars an hour is ONLY JUST enough to buy:
A few weeks of electricity.
Several pizzas.
A bottle of champagne.
A few dozen cans of beer.
A few hours of gasoline.
An engagement ring for your fiance.
Several months of landline or phone credit.
An annual subscription or two to Pornhub (or so our sources tell us).

Can you imagine if this was all you could earn in a hour?
Just multiply that utterly paltry sum by 20, or 30, or 40; can you imagine ANYTHING more horrifically exploitative, abusive and outright genocidal?
Please send $37 000 of your hard earned cash to World 4 Washington, via Western Union, and stand up for the oppressed heroes who are courageously suffering and enduring under the fascist dictator Donald Trump’s economic genocide of our hardworking US federal workers.
Be there for them, just when they need you most!

Share this now, and don’t let the orange darkness win!

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American Cow Pie

Authors Note:

This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little has changed. Same old divisive America. I will soon follow up with an updated version of this parody if you’d like.  Let me know in the coments below.

Note from Wallace (editor):

I couldn’t find a non-pirated version of the original, so here is the best I could get. Hope some of you will still enjoy it!

 

Long, long time ago. I can still remember

The Revolution used to make me smile.

I knew that if we had our chance

That we could take this nation back

And maybe we could limp on for a while.

The PATRIOT act made me shiver

Our nation’s fate signed sealed delivered

Bad news on the doorstep

I wouldn’t take one more step.

 

I had the urge to run and hide

When they crumbled up our bill of rights

They’ll come and take you in the night

You’re jailed without a trial

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Red Flag Alert! The 5 Idiotic Words That Infallibly PROVE Your Relationship is a Non-Starter!

How many times have you looked back at a failed relationship and realised you just didn’t read the signs of the times? Some people just don’t learn; but I’m hear to tell y’all exactly what you DON’T want to hear. Sure, ignore my words… Your funeral! Yer welcome!

1. I don’t really mind whether we get married or not; as long as we’re together, that’s the main thing!

 

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WTF?! Top 5 Brexit Conspiracy Theories: Which One Did YOU Fall For?! Click & Share!

What Brexit is, and What it Isn’t!

Don’t be fooled by Project Fear.

They are all pillars of the mainstream CENTRIST establishment. Brexit, or if you will, REAL Brexit, the one so many, many, untold millions have had in mind for really quite a very long time indeed, is NOT:

1. A Right-Wing Plot.

There are plenty of counter-examples to conspiracy theory #1. You may like Jeremy Corbyn, George Galloway, Neil Clark and so many, many others; you may not. Either way, the evidence is clear: Brexit is only sectarian if you want to MAKE it sectarian.

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