People crowd audience
Posted in Opinion/Editorial

The Time Hollywood Was AFRAID of Black People!

Believe it or not, there was a time in Hollywood comedies where the greatest fear of white people was to run into a group of black people. Because in Hollywood’s eyes, the only thing a group of black people hanging…

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Hate speech
Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Voters to Presidential Candidates: “Get Back to Work… You’re a Year Early!”

Everywhere, USA- Fresh of the heels of the first round of debates among Democratic Presidential hopefuls, and the “official” launch of President Donald Trumps re-election campaign, it appears the 2020 Presidential Campaign is in full swing. On the Democratic side,…

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Business leader
Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips

Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a couple L Bs.” With the butternut creme FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Income savings
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Donate to World 4 Washington Now! Let’s Halt the Economic Genocide of US Federal Workers!

Please show your compassion and open your hearts to the oppressed federal workers of the United States Government. Although it’s hard to believe: even prior to the far right government shutdown, many destitute, impoverished, borderline penniless federal workers were scraping…

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Posted in Music Opinion/Editorial

American Cow Pie

Authors Note: This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Top Stories

Partisan Significance

The system’s broke, Nobody’s interested in fixing it. What a fucking joke, They’re either sycophants or hypocrites. The vitriol you spoke, Evoked partisan belligerence. Highlighting our differences Driving a wedge in between. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Red Flag Alert! The 5 Idiotic Words That Infallibly PROVE Your Relationship is a Non-Starter!

How many times have you looked back at a failed relationship and realised you just didn’t read the signs of the times? Some people just don’t learn; but I’m hear to tell y’all exactly what you DON’T want to hear….

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

WTF?! Top 5 Brexit Conspiracy Theories: Which One Did YOU Fall For?! Click & Share!

What Brexit is, and What it Isn’t! Don’t be fooled by Project Fear. They are all pillars of the mainstream CENTRIST establishment. Brexit, or if you will, REAL Brexit, the one so many, many, untold millions have had in mind…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Happy Belated Birthday Greetings to Our Sikh Friends!

I don’t know how many Sikh readers we have, but I would hope we have quite a few! Recently, it was the birthday of Guru Nanak, the first of the ten Sikh gurus; also the first of the nine human…

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial Society Travel

Welcome to Portland

[The following is a message from the Portland, Oregon Visitors’ Bureau.] Welcome to Portland, Oregon, America’s Most Liberal City. If you’re planning to spend a few days in the Rose City, we at the Portland Visitor’s Bureau would like to…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

The Pleasure Police Want to Know About the Offenders Against Erotic Bliss

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY NOTICE Do you know someone who isn’t getting enough sex? Are your neighbors staying up all night talking, instead of getting down and dirty? FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Free the Sprocket: Sex…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 2)

History History? Y’all are so busy trying to work out the ‘facts,’ that you got no time to work out the truth. Priorities, white people! Funny how, when people search for facts, you always end up getting partisan bullshit; while…

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Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 1)

Well hi there, people of white extraction! Have you had a good condescending, uninformed ‘splain to some poor schmuck on Medium right now? Well, it’s about time y’all shut up, and started listening to me instead. Now, I know you…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Serious Commentary

Centrist ‘Tolerance’ Has its Limitations… ?! Surely Not!

The first time a sentry sees a barbarian marauding towards him with fangs bared, he shoots him dead on sight. At your first glance of a bad faith interlocutor, you should act likewise; but with the arms of the spirit,…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (4/4)

Kult-App Cultural appropriation is when a dominant and imperialistic culture steals the culture of another culture or sub-culture, without acknowledging it. Y’know, like the Quran ‘helpfully borrowing’ stories from Jews and Christians. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Posted in Health Opinion/Editorial

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)

Self-Diagnosis What is self-diagnosis? FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a… When a Mistake in a Medical Diagnosis Is and Is Not… Victimhood is Mighty! The Autistic Dark Web……

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (2/4)

Manspreading You are not oppressed because you get manspreaded against. (What the hell does that even mean, anyway?!) FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! PC ‘Crimes Against Ideology’ Canard Lets Genuine… Chapter 6: I Can See Your…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (1/4)

One of the big debates in politics, journalism and social activism is always going to be… Priorities. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a… Chapter 6: I Can See…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial World News

Is Comrade Corbyn Too Extreme… Or Not Extreme Enough?

I often think of Comrade Corbyn as Blair 2.0. He hasn’t brought anything new of substance. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! New Labour Antisemitism OUTRAGE! Britain DISGUSTED… Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III) Labour…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

When Good Gods Go Bad? Hitch was Right About the Dalai Lama

The Hollywood Lama (not to be confused with his fellow idealistic cleric and theocratic wackjob, the recently deceased Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State) is a plastic bonze; with a heart for the Dharma, and a stomach for…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Selective Moral Absolutism is Always OK… Or is it?

“Selective absolutism” is a great term. I must use it more! Intolerance is always wrong. Zero exceptions! (Except when I say so). FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a……

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial Top Stories

My Open Letter to the Guy Crossing the Street Against Traffic Without Looking up

Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go ahead and finish texting LOL…

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Posted in Health Human Interest Opinion/Editorial

The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…

… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! History – As Told by Forgotten Newspaper Headlines Chapter…

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial

My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)

I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot. Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Serious Commentary

A Mini Manifesto

In the first blog post I ever published on the blog, Jonathan Arts and Critique, I said: I am: Pro peace, not merely anti war. Pro privacy, not merely anti state voyeurism. Pro speech, not merely anti censorship. Pro capitalism, not merely…

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Posted in Education Opinion/Editorial

Derailing & Fallacies Masterclass: Graduate from Yahoo Answers to Topix

Pol Pot’s Pleasure PWNK I can’t stand Pol Pot because he’s really nasty. I don’t think he is my leader. OMG!!! Yeah but isn’t his adversary Ho Chi Minh nasty too? Would you protest if Ho Chi Minh was in power instead?…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Serious Commentary

Ireland: Reproductive Agency is One Thing, Intrusive Meddling is Another

Some may feel yesterday’s piece on Amnesty International, abortion, and Ireland is flippant. I can certainly see why people might think that; but I am 100% unapologetic. However, I will now speak in a less polemical and satirical manner, and…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics Religionism

Opinion: Ted Cruz is right. Why We Should Turn Away Refugees

In the wake of the deadly Isis terrorist attacks on Paris which killed 129 people and wounded hundreds more, the issue of whether or not to continue taking in refugees has divided us here in the United States of America,…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

The case against marriage equality for left-handed people

It’s time patriotic, flag-waving Americans stand up for our God-given right to oppose any minority group that makes us feel slightly uncomfortable. The time is now to raise arms – and legs – against the moral decay of this once…

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