The Benefits of Online Dating for Single Parents

It can often be hard to meet people and even harder to date, especially if you’re a single parent. But one way that many single parents have found to make dating easier is by using dating apps and online sites. Although online dating is still, even today, often looked down upon as a ‘lesser’ dating option there are a lot of reasons to consider giving it a try. For one, online dating has been good to single parents. According to a recent survey, not only are around 44% of women dating online single mothers, single mothers are also actually finding love 10% faster than women without children. But that’s not the only reason these apps are a great option for single parents; there are a number of benefits to dating apps, including, surprisingly, economic ones. Read more The Benefits of Online Dating for Single Parents

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Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?


You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days. Read more Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality


Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Read more Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

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Google May Indeed Auto-Complete Your Racism: But What about DuckDuckGo?

Way back in 2013, we had an edgy article about how Google use autofill to complete your racism.

By the way, you’ll notice I linked to Google unnecessarily. Exactly what a good Agorist sympathiser would do!

Ha ha. Read more Google May Indeed Auto-Complete Your Racism: But What about DuckDuckGo?

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How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

Everyone knows you can’t just pick a picture off the internet and steal it for your website.

But where can you get high-quality photos without paying a fortune?

Here are three options for satire bloggers and editors. Read more How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 1! Please Follow!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Brian has done so many videos on Youtube. If you haven’t followed his account yet, you can find it here.

Although I’ve introduced a lot of videos of Brian’s in the past, today I’m going to introduce a few of his playlists. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 1! Please Follow!

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Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides.

Wow! What an amazing find! Read more Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

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Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

Hi everyone! Hope you’ve all liked our Facebook page by now, and helped us BOOM!

Just wanted to drop a few Youtube channels from our contributors; as always, it is not intended as a completely comprehensive list, and we’re always welcome for more suggestions! Read more Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

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Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme.

If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site. Read more Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Read more Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

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Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president [of the United States.]” Read more Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

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