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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Continue Reading

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All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says: Continue Reading

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Hate SJWs? Love Satire! Check it Out!

Hate SJWs? Love Satire! Check it Out!

I recently mentioned I had a nice new cover for my UKIP satire book.

For those who are unfamiliar with this ‘mildly peculiar’ party, here are a few funny ‘real news’ articles about the object of the satire! Continue Reading

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Google May Indeed Auto-Complete Your Racism: But What about DuckDuckGo?

Google May Indeed Auto-Complete Your Racism: But What about DuckDuckGo?

Way back in 2013, we had an edgy article about how Google use autofill to complete your racism.

By the way, you’ll notice I linked to Google unnecessarily. Exactly what a good Agorist sympathiser would do!

Ha ha. Continue Reading

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How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

Everyone knows you can’t just pick a picture off the internet and steal it for your website.

But where can you get high-quality photos without paying a fortune?

Here are three options for satire bloggers and editors. Continue Reading

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 1! Please Follow!

Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 1! Please Follow!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Brian has done so many videos on Youtube. If you haven’t followed his account yet, you can find it here.

Although I’ve introduced a lot of videos of Brian’s in the past, today I’m going to introduce a few of his playlists. Continue Reading

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Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides.

Wow! What an amazing find! Continue Reading

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Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

Hi everyone! Hope you’ve all liked our Facebook page by now, and helped us BOOM!

Just wanted to drop a few Youtube channels from our contributors; as always, it is not intended as a completely comprehensive list, and we’re always welcome for more suggestions! Continue Reading

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What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

Torrent files are often used to gain access to multiple internet resources. These are file types that do not look like any other kind of file. They do not bear content. On the contrary, they contain information about the titles of other files, file sizes, etc. Continue Reading

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Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme.

If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site. Continue Reading

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Continue Reading

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It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

The votes are in and…

Yes!

The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. Continue Reading

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Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president [of the United States.]” Continue Reading

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Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…

Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…

I used to be a big Daily Deal buyer, back in the day. Helicopter rides, meals around town, you name it. The problem is the race to the bottom, and Groupon being the last chariot in the race, man are they ever going for rock bottom. Continue Reading

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How Can You Tell if A Crowdfunding Site Has a Large Audience?

How Can You Tell if A Crowdfunding Site Has a Large Audience?

This is the last crowdfunding article for today. Have you got any more ideas? Feel free to comment below.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A CROWDFUNDING SITE HAS A LARGE AUDIENCE?

ADVERTISING

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Indie Satire Fans and Patrons: Crowdfunding is Like Voting. Use it, or Lose it!

Indie Satire Fans and Patrons: Crowdfunding is Like Voting. Use it, or Lose it!

Crowdfunding, royalties and patronage are like voting.

You may think your vote doesn’t count.

But if everybody thought that, it would be the worst case scenario every time.

Dig deep, my friends! Continue Reading

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Reaction GIFs: Is There Any Way to Finally Roll Back the Tide?

Reaction GIFs: Is There Any Way to Finally Roll Back the Tide?

How ‘ironic’ (Alanis-stylee) to see this article recently:

How To Use Emoticons Memes and GIFs in Social Marketing

Given I finally sold out and did my first reaction GIF not so long ago… Continue Reading

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Please Don’t Forget About My Patreon!

Please Don’t Forget About My Patreon!

I have actually been on Patreon for a while; and after a sluggish start, I now have three sponsors.

The amount I have coming in per month is similar to my LITERAL

Er, actual!…

Internet costs.

Result!

If you’re a writer, why don’t you try Patreon too? Continue Reading

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