Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

Dear friends: I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

How to Capitalize on the Benefits of Screen Recording

Although screen recording is not new and has been around for some time, most people don’t really take advantage of what it can do. The fact of the matter is that screen recording has a lot of benefits and you…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Trump Waited to ‘See What Happened.’ He Didn’t Like What Happened Next! Click Here to See the Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE (AND DON’T FORGET TO CLICK BELOW FOR THE FUNNY TRUMP CARTOON!): Flamboyantly controversial US President Donald J. Trump is fond of ending a public conversation with a certain enigmatic phrase of his… ‘We’ll see what happens.’ Is…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

99% of Satirists Aren’t Using this FUNDAMENTAL Strategy for Becoming Viral! You’ll Never Guess What!

One of the cardinal errors for writers and editors is to think an article headline should be ‘interesting.’ That’s absolutely the worst thing you can possible be thinking! Time to get smart! You need to think about the whole psychology…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

New Glossy News Author Tutorial (Updated for 2018!)

New Writer Tutorial and Self-Publishing Guidelines… FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Top GlossyNews.com Articles of 2012 You Can Win $100 by Writing Killer Satire The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a… January 2014 GlossyNews…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes

The Benefits of Online Dating for Single Parents

It can often be hard to meet people and even harder to date, especially if you’re a single parent. But one way that many single parents have found to make dating easier is by using dating apps and online sites….

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Search…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! BIG…

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Posted in Internets Tubes World News

All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup

The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says: FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist… Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon… The Superpower that Disempowers: Is…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Hate SJWs? Love Satire! Check it Out!

I recently mentioned I had a nice new cover for my UKIP satire book. For those who are unfamiliar with this ‘mildly peculiar’ party, here are a few funny ‘real news’ articles about the object of the satire! FIGHT THE…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Society

Google May Indeed Auto-Complete Your Racism: But What about DuckDuckGo?

Way back in 2013, we had an edgy article about how Google use autofill to complete your racism. By the way, you’ll notice I linked to Google unnecessarily. Exactly what a good Agorist sympathiser would do! Ha ha. FIGHT THE…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

Everyone knows you can’t just pick a picture off the internet and steal it for your website. But where can you get high-quality photos without paying a fortune? Here are three options for satire bloggers and editors. FIGHT THE FAKE…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 1! Please Follow!

All sorts of interesting stuff here! If anyone reading has helped with the Crowdfunding, thank you so much on Brian’s behalf! Once Brian’s done with this, there’s always his North Korean skit too! Another funny channel. Very pertinent, now that…

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Posted in Internets Tubes World News

Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides. Wow! What an amazing find! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

Hi everyone! Hope you’ve all liked our Facebook page by now, and helped us BOOM! Just wanted to drop a few Youtube channels from our contributors; as always, it is not intended as a completely comprehensive list, and we’re always…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files

Torrent files are often used to gain access to multiple internet resources. These are file types that do not look like any other kind of file. They do not bear content. On the contrary, they contain information about the titles…

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Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme. If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site….

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

The votes are in and… Yes! The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Interview w/ Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Politics

Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Society

Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…

I used to be a big Daily Deal buyer, back in the day. Helicopter rides, meals around town, you name it. The problem is the race to the bottom, and Groupon being the last chariot in the race, man are…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Hot Action! Men And Women Licking Pussy! See It All Here!

All free! All real! All natural! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! A Devoted Christian on Marriage, Family, &… Women, Help End Discrimination Against Men … by… The Mad Mad Monkey Men Challenge: How Many Can You……

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

How Can You Tell if A Crowdfunding Site Has a Large Audience?

This is the last crowdfunding article for today. Have you got any more ideas? Feel free to comment below. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A CROWDFUNDING SITE HAS A LARGE AUDIENCE? ADVERTISING FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Talky Pictures

Indie Satire Fans and Patrons: Crowdfunding is Like Voting. Use it, or Lose it!

Crowdfunding, royalties and patronage are like voting. You may think your vote doesn’t count. But if everybody thought that, it would be the worst case scenario every time. Dig deep, my friends! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Reaction GIFs: Is There Any Way to Finally Roll Back the Tide?

How ‘ironic’ (Alanis-stylee) to see this article recently: How To Use Emoticons Memes and GIFs in Social Marketing Given I finally sold out and did my first reaction GIF not so long ago… FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Please Don’t Forget About My Patreon!

I have actually been on Patreon for a while; and after a sluggish start, I now have three sponsors. The amount I have coming in per month is similar to my LITERAL… Er, actual!… Internet costs. Result! If you’re a…

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