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Duck Dynasty Being Sold Down the River by Ming Dynasty

Duck Dynasty Being Sold Down the River by Ming Dynasty

Hey, Duck Dynasty. China called. They want you to pick up the boatload of crap souvenirs you ordered last month.

Duck Dynasty paraphernalia isn’t flying off Walmart shelves anymore, which means that the warehouse that had once housed only (made in America) commando duck calls is now filled ceiling to rafters with unsold Duck Dynasty souvenirs made in China.

Duck Dynasty may be second only to the United States government in owing more than its worth to Chinese banks.

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One Response to “Duck Dynasty Being Sold Down the River by Ming Dynasty”

  1. yes, yes, yes.Maybe the ducks are through!

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