Category: Society
The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are Really Made [Video]
You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in. The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on. More…
How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face
It is Christmas morning and the anticipation is killing you, all you want to do it dive into your stack of presents and find out what your close friends and family have got you this year. There is no finer…
Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release
Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out. Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door…
Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover
At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up…
Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought
Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…
Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”
Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…
Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community
San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The…
Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]
Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…
Certain ‘Forces’ Send In The Cheney To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.
Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, ‘certain forces’ within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its ‘lame duck’ elements. Operating…
Yes, Virginia, It is possible to store 100% of police body cameras
It’s a fair question, but one with a very clesOar answer. Could we really keep all body camera footage from all officers in the cloud? You bet your beaten bottom, Virginia. So how many officers we talking? At the state,…