The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are Really Made [Video]

You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in.

The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on.

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Our cameras went around the world to gleam these glimmers of truth to show you the shockingly delicious ways in which chicken nuggets are actually made.

Watch the Video, then Scroll Down for the Commentary

In this rare, full documentary, our investigators go behind the scenes to see what that creepy clown won’t show you. I don’t mean McDonald’s, but I can understand why you’d think that when I say “creepy clown.”

No, I meant Jack in the Box. That’s still a clown and his reconstituted chicken remnants are even cheaper and more curiosity inspiring that the other guy’s… the other creepy clown.

If you think clowns are scary, three things to bear in mind:

1 – You are an adult, get over the whole clown phobia.

2 – You should see what goes into Chicken Nuggets, because it’s so much richer and more layered than even your worst-best tasty dreams.

3 – Seriously though, clowns? You right to be scared, they’re here to devour your ever-loving soul!

If you have a suggestion for foods, products or services you’d like us to uncover, please suggest it in the YouTube comments, or on the Facebook comments on this article.

And God save the King and Queen, meaning Burger King and Dairy Queen, and I assume their bastard daughter Wendy… Chipotle.

Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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