Month: January 2015
Woman Who Regularly Chastises People for Offensive Jokes Now ‘Stands with Charlie Hebdo’
Accompanied by her usual catch phrase, “this is NOT ok,” 25-year-old Katherine James posted an article on Facebook Wednesday night about how the tragic events regarding the French satire publication Charlie Hebdo “is a sad day for the freedom of…
Japanese Encouraged to Get Laid More
Faced with a declining birth rate and an ever growing elderly population, Japanese citizens are being encouraged to have more sex. “Japanese men and women seemed to have lost interest in sex!” said prominent Japanese legislative leader Seiko Noda. “We…
Extremist Group Exercises its Freedom of Religion on NAACP Building
A Montana neo-Nazi extremist organization, The Color White, Inc., claimed responsibility earlier today for the recent bombing of a building in Colorado Springs, owned by the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP). The building, including the part…
2014 – The Year in Review: Part I (January – June)
As has been the proud tradition of this Pulitzer-Prize-denied publication since 1952 – except for 2012 (when the Mayan Calendar predicted the world would end, so I figured, what was the point) – it’s time for Glossy News’ Annual Year…
Je Suis Charlie – Where Murder And Humor Have Met
As you know, yesterday three gunmen entered the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical magazine, and killed twelve people. The magazine was known for its biting satire and has several times depicted Mohamed in a mocking fashion. It is…
GlossyNews Publishes Hilarious Caricature of Muhammad
Uh….nevermind!! But stay tuned for more Kim Jong-Un parodies! You can contribute to our North Korea video satire series here or learn more about it here.
The Not So Funny Side Of Satire
This morning many of us awoke to hear the news of the tragedy that occurred to a satirical news organization in France. It will take a while for the true horror of this event to register with many of us…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Shots From Jim Cramer’s Wedding
Summit, New Jersey – “Boo-yah!” The popular Mad Money host shouted from inside the lovely ballroom at the Grand Summit Hotel after marrying Karen Backfisch-Olufsen in front of a crowd of about 200 people last Saturday. “It’s beautiful,” guest Jon…
N.Y. Police Turning Backs On de Blasio Illustrate Exactly Where The City’s Problems Lie
The New York Police twice turning their backs on Mayor de Blasio during his speeches at the funerals of two slain officers gives a strong indication of exactly where their whole racial problem started. The police showing disrespect for the…
Lebron James Jr. Will Suit Up for Cavs
Lebron James will suit up for the Cavaliers as soon as possible. Lebron James Jr., that is. The son of the best player in the NBA will be replacing his injured father in the lineup for the next few weeks….