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New Research Shows Bible is True; Scientists Give Up

Posted on 03 September 2011. Tags: , ,

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Playstation Network Back Up, Nerds Throw Away Sunscreen

Posted on 06 June 2011.

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Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She’s “Dressy” Enough

Posted on 24 May 2011. Tags: , , , , ,

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Penguins Confused About Why Humans Think They’re Adorable

Posted on 19 May 2011.

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Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have

Posted on 17 May 2011.

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Gay Community Finally Admits Plan To Ruin The Sanctity of Marriage

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Lose Weight Fast with Cigarettes and Cocaine!

Posted on 07 May 2011.

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Facebook Status Wonders What an Update Has To Do To Get “Liked” Around Here?

Posted on 05 May 2011. Tags: , , ,

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God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy

Posted on 05 May 2011.

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Republicans Claim It Was Ghost Of Reagon, Not Obama, Who Is Responsible For Osama’s Death

Posted on 02 May 2011.

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New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy

Posted on 02 May 2011.

Nearly two out of three Americans say that the poll they are currently taking is pointless and stupid.

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Bin Laden Dead, Trump Demands Long Form Death Certificate

Posted on 01 May 2011.

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Mr. Trump- Being Overbearingly Arrogant Alone Is Not Enough Of The Character Fiber Needed To Be President

Posted on 24 April 2011.

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Al Qaeda Praises, Parents Council Lambastes “Battle Los Angeles”; Neither Have Seen It

Posted on 06 April 2011.

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Arizona Tea Co. Sues Arizona Tea Party for “Making us Look Like Dicks”

Posted on 05 March 2011.

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Rod Blagojevich Arrested Outside US Capitol Building for Attempting to Scalp Tickets to Tuesday’s State of the Union Address

Posted on 25 January 2011. Tags: ,

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