Posted in Health Top Stories

Adderall Effectiveness Being Questioned After Recent Revelations

Adderall, the premier pharmaceutical prescribed for treatment of ADHD in many Americans, has recently had its effectiveness called into question. With a long history of providing focus to those who suffer from ADHD, it has historically been thought of as…

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Posted in Society

The Not So Funny Side Of Satire

This morning many of us awoke to hear the news of the tragedy that occurred to a satirical news organization in France. It will take a while for the true horror of this event to register with many of us…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Evil Again Seeps Into Our Lives (Not the IRS This Time Either)

Ding dong the witch is back! Blown in by a rouge wind from the north, the bitch whom I literally can’t stand returns. Even my hopes that the wretched bowel movement of life Roger Ailes would not have any future…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Palin Re-appears During Tornado Season, Coincidence? I Think Not

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Posted in Top Stories

North Carolina Outlaws Free Thought

A new bill was introduced today in the North Carolina senate to outlaw the human thought process. This bill was in response to the recent “Moral Monday” protests that have caused havoc in the state house. With the recent changes…

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Posted in Health

Missouri Hospital To Avoid Discrimination Charge By Canceling All Visitations

Research Medical Center in Kansas City Missouri is making a change to their visitation policies in an effort to avoid appearing discriminatory by eliminating visiting privileges for all patients. The hospital has recently become the focus of attention by gay…

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Posted in Politics

Senator Graham Goes For The Low Hanging Fruit

South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham today championed his desire to restrict the ability to own fire arms to those who are no longer capable of knowing right from wrong. The senator laid out his thoughts in what many believed…

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Posted in Politics

John Boehner; the Heart of the Party Without a Heart

Speaker of the house, Republican Congressman John Boehner, today spoke out against the recent change in position of Republican Senator Rob Portman regarding the issue of marriage equality. Senator Portman recently changed his position on marriage equality after relaying the…

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Posted in Politics

CPAC 2013 Ended and So Didn’t Their Movement

Closing out of the 2013 CPAC (Conservative People Acting Crazy) conference has left many on the right feeling less than exhilarated. Their ideals, thoughts, and policies that no longer align with changes in society have once again left them opposed…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Florida Lt. Governor Gives 6 To 1 Odds On Replacement

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Posted in Making Headlines

Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule

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Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke

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Posted in Making Headlines

Rolling Paper Shortage To Impact Conclaves Daily Signals

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NY Cop Convicted Of Plot To Eat Women, But Not In A Good Way

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Cardinals Announce Conclave Dates – No Altar Boys Made The Cut This Year

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Posted in Religionism World News

Prayer Warriors Return From Battle With Hugo Chavez

A group of faithful prayer warriors, armed with nothing more than their bibles and a long history of religious indoctrination, are slowly returning to their normal lives after what they describe as their victory over evil. They find vindication for…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Trojan To Market New Product To Reduce Spread Of Idiocy

Trojan, a major manufacture of products designed to prevent the spread of sexual diseases, announced today that they have developed a human sized condom that can effectively prevent the spread of idiocy that is heard on right wing radio shows….

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Jodi Arias’s Shocking Sex Claim Stuns Mormon Community

In a trial that has been laced with sexual revelations that have left many scratching their heads, probably the one that caused the most shock in the Mormon community was uttered by the defendant today. Trying to recover from days…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Dominican Republic Prostitute: No Way I Ever Slept With Something Like That

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Posted in Making Headlines

Donald Trump Accepts Guest Of Honor Invitation To CPAC Surprise Celebrity Roast

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