Posted in Biz News Top Stories World News

Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug

GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?”

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

What’s your favourite 2018 Glossy News story so far? January highlights include: The UK government’s attempts to clamp down on ‘Fake News’ backfire. The Trump Presidency turns out be an elaborate hoax. A stirring speech from the ongoing ‘Honest Adolph’…

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Posted in Sports Scandals Sportsfolk

Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un

Alex Ferguson and Kim Jong Un. One is a vicious dictator from the frozen wastes up North who is utterly brutal to friend and foe alike. The other… Oh wait sorry, it’s Roy today isn’t it?!

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Posted in Kidz Zone Video News

Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

NOTE FROM WALLACE: I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant

A recent “virulent” rant by Cenk Uygur has gone “viral” on Youtube… Oh, crap. Mere semantics again, isn’t it?

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance

Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview.

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Posted in Top Stories

Kim Jong Un Blames “Dishonest Fake News Media” for Smearing “Tremendous” Missile Launch

Charismatic populist President Kim Jong Un recently delivered an inflammatory tirade about the bought-and-paid global MSM hacks who are deliberately lying about his recent “tremendous” and “unbelievable” missile launch successes.

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…

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Posted in Politics

Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet

Conspicuously less-violent-than-Dubya former President and achingly photogenic satsuma-baiter Barack Obama has recently sounded a stirring clarion call for an imperilled America. Obama resoundingly and uncompromisingly warns:

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial

My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)

I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot. Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing…

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