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Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”


I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe.

NB: I’m not so sure Brian considers him to be an alter ego. I’m going to lay low for a while after saying that…

Well, anyhoo!

This is, as you will see from the unbelievably slick and click-ready link below, a wonderful and heart-warming Xmas song…

Or as some people call it, Christmas!

But maybe the US is already divided enough by now…

Original song from the (hopefully) forthcoming motion picture about Bobby Joe, the worst documentarian in the history of terrible documentaries.

Why forthcoming?

It all depends on you! There ain’t much time, says Bobby Joe! Click that goddarn Kickstarter kinda fingum now!

No, not that one! The one b’low, ma good fraynd!

Music by Greg the Hero.

Make sure you click on the video; well? That was pretty funny, right?!

So feel free to subscribe to Brian’s Channel!

And please consider sponsoring the movie on Kickstarter!

Every penny counts.

But be quick! Bobby Joe lookin’ out for who’s naughty, who’s nice, and who’s so darn goddarn full of the old Christmassies miserications, and all that godforsaken penny-clutchy stuff!

Bobby Joe’s on it!

G’bye fuhr now!

Image attribution:

By Malene Thyssen (Own work) [GFDL, CC-BY-SA-3.0 or CC BY-SA 2.5], via Wikimedia Commons


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