My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)

I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot.

Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing bigots they have REALLY crossed a line.

There is #nonfiguratively NOTHING is this world that is worse than bad form, and inexpedient forms of racism.

If you want to hammer down on Arabs, Jews and black people, you might as well at least be subtler and more PC about it!

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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