Posted in World News

DONALD TRUMP TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR STRIKE ON NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!

DONALD TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DROP TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ENRICHED URANIUM ON NORTH KOREA!

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

Dear friends: I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on…

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Posted in Entertainment General Interest

Sharpen Your Pens! Glossy News Wants Your Poems… & Here are a Few Examples to Whet your Appetites!

Glossy News has plenty of room for poetry: serious poetry, yes, but especially satire! Or sometimes even serious (i.e. sober satire). Email the managing editor on wallacerunnymede@gmail.com if you want to contribute. Here are a few ideas to set you…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Happy Belated Birthday Greetings to Our Sikh Friends!

I don’t know how many Sikh readers we have, but I would hope we have quite a few! Recently, it was the birthday of Guru Nanak, the first of the ten Sikh gurus; also the first of the nine human…

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Posted in Top Stories

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

Just wanted to wish all our great Jewish readers the most peaceful and blessed Rosh Hashanah ever! Have a wonderful, prosperous new year! — The Glossy News Team

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Posted in Top Stories

Epic Series of Funny Video Playlists! Check it Out!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: This is the managing editor Wallace, and I am here to remind you all about Glossy News webmaster Brian K. White, and his funny Youtube channel! Brian’s Glossy News bio says:

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

If you Don’t Laugh, You’ll Cry! Chase the Demons Away with these Great Books from Our AMAZING Satire Team!

Glossy News has plenty of great satirists! And many of them have written books; hence the handy guide below. (Keep reading!) The following is not, of course, an exhaustive list of the books by our various funny people. However, we…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

If y’all had already liked our Facebook Page and set ‘Following’ to ‘See First,’ you might not need to have read this! Still, we’re always happy to update you. First of all, some humour relating to Yahoo and Duck Duck…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Youtube Channels from Our Glossy News Humourists!

Hi everyone! Hope you’ve all liked our Facebook page by now, and helped us BOOM! Just wanted to drop a few Youtube channels from our contributors; as always, it is not intended as a completely comprehensive list, and we’re always…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Selection of Sites from Our Satirists!

If you haven’t already liked our Facebook page, you can do so now! Please remember to set ‘Following’ to ‘See First,’ rather than to ‘Default.’ (This option appears below the graphic up top; between ‘Liked’ and ‘Share.’) We’ve made some…

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Posted in Entertainment

Some Useful Links for Fans of Our Satire

Although we just had a lot of commentary today, most of our stuff is straightforward satire. Here are a few links for you to save, if you enjoy our work. Every share helps!

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Posted in Entertainment

What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

Here’s a selection of the great satire stories coming over the next few days: MONDAY rfreed with a VERY nasty satire on some even nastier NRA conspirators! TUESDAY Let’s get crypto crazy, baby!

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Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme. If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site.

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Posted in Entertainment

How YOU TOO Can Help Glossy News Grow (As We Prepare to Finally Roll Out Our Rewards and Incentives Program!)

Wow! Quite a lot of stuff under the ‘Editorials and Announcements’ user name in the past month or so. The Glossy News home page keeps a running tally of how many articles each account has published in the past 30…

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Posted in Biz News Books, Newspapers & Misc

Get Paid to Write! New Glossy News Incentives and Rewards Scheme

From 1 March onwards, Glossy News will be providing an incentives and rewards scheme. Make sure you share this article, and like our Facebook page. Here’s how it works!

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!

Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!

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Posted in Top Stories

New Incentives and Rewards Scheme Coming Soon!

Although I have been writing and otherwise helping out here for a while, I have held the formal position of sub-editor since January 2017; apart from a brief hiatus at the beginning of 2018, I’ve been here ever since!

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie. This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone! And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month.

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Posted in Sports

Coming Soon on Glossy News

What’s coming next on Glossy News? Wyatt Jarvis returns with a couple of funny sports stories.

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