Children’s Museum Launches Terrifying ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Exhibit
INDIANAPOLIS – Ahead of its busy Halloween season this month, The Children’s Museum of Indianapolis today piloted a terrifying exhibit in which children were subjected to re-enacted scenes from the movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Offering families a special $5…
Psychic Doesn’t See Police Coming
Police have issued a statement confirming the arrest of a crystal ball reader in California. Known only as Mystic Mary Star Moon Shine Peters, the crystal ball reader was believed to have been arrested on charges of ‘false prediction’. Mystic…
Republican Whose Home Destroyed by Hurricane Sandy Reluctantly Accepts Gov Handout
STAMFORD, CT – In the aftermath of one of the worst storms to batter the East Coast of the United States in recorded history, a Republican man whose lakeside house was left with almost $1.7-million-worth of damage at the hands…
Barack Obama Asks for Your Vote… For Mitt Romney
By President Barack Obama My fellow Americans, Next Tuesday, November 6, is Election Day, and this year your vote is more important than ever before. That’s because in this election you have a choice between two very different visions for…
Smells Good Enough Not To Eat
A study carried out by the US government has, today, published findings that show although perfume smells great, it, in fact, tastes disgusting. Research, that took over 17 years to complete, shows that of the 6,789 participants only 1.2% felt…
Report: Hard To Tell If Brooklyn Battered by Hurricane
NEW YORK CITY, NY – According to hundreds of eye-witnesses in New York Monday, the borough of Brooklyn “may or may not” have been affected by the onslaught of Hurricane Sandy, with one onlooker insisting: “it’s honestly hard to tell”….
Very Enterprising: Casket of Candy
With the economy in dire conditions entrepreneurs are looking to invest in recession proof businesses resulting in hundreds of coffin/candy shops springing up all over the country. Often branded as the ‘place to bury a loved one and unearth a…
George Lucas Struggling to Spend 4 Additional Billion
George Lucas invented the Star Wars franchise, and with it, ushered in a new and previously unimagined era of movie merchandising. While he struggled to find ways to spend his first two billion dollars, he’s really at wits end now…
Blockbuster Book Reveals Adolf Hitler’s Most Personal Moments
Berlin, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) Workers excavating a world war II bunker discovered a treasure trove of historical photos and secret documents. Many are considered new and previously unseen and include personal photos of Adolf Hitler candidly taken by Ava Braun,…
Facebook Man Skips Attractive Woman’s Cat Pictures
INDIANAPOLIS – Drawn to an alluring profile picture of an attractive work acquaintance named Danielle, Indianapolis man Mark Vasey subconsciously skipped past all of the 24-year-old’s cat pictures Saturday. Initially clicking on her latest profile picture, which shows the young…