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Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow…

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Your Horoscope, You’re so Screwed

Aries: Your love of casual nudity and disregard for the warning labels on table saws will bring you a certain amount of fame in the medical community this week. Henceforth, genital reattachment after an industrial accident will be known as…

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Stars Align; It’s Not Your Week (horoscopes)

This week, many disturbing things are going to happen and the Stars are giddy like school girls that they get to watch.* RIGHT: The sign of Cancer. My wife was a cancer, which is kind of ironic considering how she…

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Your Very Wrong on so Many Levels Horoscopes

Aries: The Stars understand and sympathize with your plan to move to either Amsterdam or Berlin where you feel people with your particular, shall we say interests are better accepted. However, The Stars have to warn you that even the…

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Your Horoscope for the Week of March 25th, 2013

The stars can see your future and they want to give you the bad news before someone else gets to. For never-ending horoscopes, check out our Random Horoscope Generator. RIGHT: A graphic of the incorrect version of astral superstition, but…

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Proof Horoscopes Are Bunk: The Random Horoscope Generator

I’ve known these things were bogus since I was in about 6th grade, shortly after my librarian taught me about Barnum statements. This page proves it. From there I learned about math and probability and realized that there’s zero chance…

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