Posted in Politics

Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then… Drop Your Pants

SatireWorld.com – Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in…

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Posted in Politics

The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof. Fully…

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Posted in Politics Strange People

North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea

Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com) – North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.” The South’s defense ministry said earlier it…

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Posted in Entertainment

Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan

Tokyo, Japan – (GlossyNews.com) – A respected writer from the world’s second oldest spoof news site was hurriedly whisked away from the Japanese capital after police authourites found him ‘leering and staring with his trousers down’ at a group of…

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Posted in Crime Kidz Zone

Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus! The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state…

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Posted in Entertainment

Young Man Receives Victoria’s Secret Model for Christmas…A Modern Christmas Story

Lancaster, NH -(SatireWorld.com) – Mark is a normal 17 year old boy. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and reading Playboy magazines when his Mom isn’t around. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination….

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Posted in Crime Society

Russian Man Dresses 20 Dead Women, Has Tea with Them

Nizhny Novgorod, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Russia have arrested a man after discovering that he had at least 20 dressed-up female bodies hidden in his apartment. Russian police suspect that historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, would dress in black clothing…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed

Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and…

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Posted in Travel World News

‘Over 150 Survivors Were Trapped Inside The Titanic For Up To 5 Years,’ Claims Naval Expert

Woods Hole, MA – (SatireWorld.com) – After reviewing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five…

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy

Russia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest

Otradnensky, Siberia – (SatireWorld.com) The 6-foot wide metal cylinder partially made of titanium steel was found near Otradnensky, a village two thousand miles from Moscow. Locals have labeled it as space junk, a UFO fragment, or the fuel tank of…

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Posted in Entertainment

White Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant w/ Black Child

Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com) – A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman claimed she had become pregnant while watching…

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Posted in Sports

Woman Delivers World’s Fattest Triplets In Miracle Birth, NFL Promises Signing Bonus

Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California woman may have broken a world record when she gave birth a set of triplets who weighed more than 30 pounds each. Bertha Krebs gave birth to triplet boys last Thursday in Sacramento, California…

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Posted in Environment Science & Technologizzy

UN Ponders Cloning Extinct Wooly Mammoths as New Global Food Source

United Nations- New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The United Nations Special Committee on Global Nutrition has partnered with Nickoli Butechefski, a noted Russian genome theorist, in developing a strain of DNA to be used in cloning an extinct species for…

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Top Stories

Chiropractor’s License Yanked Over ‘Intravaginal Massage’ Allegations

Jasper, GA – (SatireWorld.com) – A Georgia chiropractor is accused of sexually violating three female patients by using a controversial medical procedure he calls ‘Intravaginal massage.’ The Georgia State Medical Board says there is no recognized procedure anywhere on their…

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Posted in Society

Homeless Man Rakes In Thousands Of Dollars On Election Day By Panhandling

Newark, NJ – Glossy News Elroy Smites was down on his luck ever since the Vulcan rubber factory closed in late 2006. Homeless, destitute, and seemingly without a future, Elroy took to panhandling on the mean Newark streets as his…

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Posted in World News

Ex-Romania Dictator Nicolae Ceausescu & Wife’s Bodies Exhumed, Fed Dinner, Re-buried

Bucharest,Romania – (SatireWorld.Com) Ruthless communist era dictator Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife were hastily exhumed today in order to give them their annual dinner of roasted potatoes and salt. Every year since their summary execution on Christmas Day 1989, the…

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Honey Boo Boo Weeps on Live TV When Obama Loss Announced

GlossyNews.com – Hog Jaw, GA – Not since her child beauty pageant loss in Vicksburg to 6-year-old Playdo model Mae Belle Glutz has reality TV star Honey Boo Boo cried so hard as to drop her fried chicken drumstick. So…

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Posted in Politics

With Exit Polls Close, Liberals Fearful of Obama Loss Flood Canada

Ottawa, Canada – GlossyNews.com – The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past few hours, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

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Posted in Politics

Election Day 2012: Obama Starts Cleaning Out the Oval Office

GlossyNews.com – The White House With exit polls sliding against them faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date will be a reality in January, 2013….

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Posted in Environment

Hurricane Victims Find Coping With a Treeless Landscape Difficult

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) A once thriving grove of maple trees is all but destroyed after hybrid-hurricane Sandy left the Garden State in shambles with winds topping 100 MPH and an unprecented storm that devoured buildings and boardwalk. Now, unseen…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

Blockbuster Book Reveals Adolf Hitler’s Most Personal Moments

Berlin, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) Workers excavating a world war II bunker discovered a treasure trove of historical photos and secret documents. Many are considered new and previously unseen and include personal photos of Adolf Hitler candidly taken by Ava Braun,…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Libyan Press Conference Misquote Causes Health Concerns for Hillary Clinton

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh from her overseas trip to Libya to address the current political turmoil, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laid to rest her physical ailments before a questioning international press corp in lieu of reports that she…

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Posted in Politics

Bargis Tryhol Presidential Election Battle Successful on 50 State Ballots

Miami, Florida- Newbie Presidential candidate Bargis Tryhol, who narrowly missed his 2008 presidential qualification window, is now on every state’s Presidential Ballot and is running as a ‘Do Your Own Thing’ candidate. Tryhol announced today that he has created his…

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Posted in Sportsfolk

OJ Simpson Claims ‘Prison More Fun Since Jerry Sandusky Arrived’

Pennsylvania Penal System – (SatireWorld.com) Convict number 183996, also known as OJ Simpson, has confided to friends through his letters and censored emails that prison is now a lot more fun! In an article in Prison Life Magazine, the ex-football…

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Posted in Entertainment

Michael Jackson’s Updated Autopsy Results Released

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Science & Technologizzy

E-Z Home Water Boarding Kit a Favorite w/ Parents This Season

Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) The amazing E-Z Home Waterboarding Kit has broken all sales records as parents across the US snapped up a kit for their personal use at home. Children and teens everywhere are now easily spilling the beans…

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Posted in Strange People World News

Ex-Nazi Guard on Trial for 29,999 Murders Expresses Regrets

Selvoka, Poland-(SatireWorld.com) Former Ukranian concentration camp guard John Demjicunk’s trial ended today with a guilty verdict for the murders committed when he served as a Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia during WWII. Earning the title ‘Ivan the…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Tells Why He Won’t Debate

Coast of Paraguay – (SatireWorld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet!…

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