Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then… Drop Your Pants

SatireWorld.com – Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card. Read more Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then… Drop Your Pants

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Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January 3, 2013. Read more Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

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The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her 1994 ban will pale by comparison.

On Dec. 17th, Feinstein said, “I have been working with my staff for over a year on this legislation” and “It will be carefully focused.” Indicating the depth of her research on the issue, she said on Dec. 21st that she had personally looked at pictures of guns in 1993, and again in 2012. Read more The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It

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Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Fully authenticated and signed by a then 12 year old Kate Upton, a training bra used for 2 weeks by the world’s most popular photo model found its way onto the vintage celebrity underwear section of the auction site. Read more Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

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North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea

Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com) – North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.”

The South’s defense ministry said earlier it was considering a request by a Seoul church group to put up Christmas lights on a steel tower shaped like a Christmas tree atop a military-controlled hill near the border. Read more North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea

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Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan

Tokyo, Japan – (GlossyNews.com) – A respected writer from the world’s second oldest spoof news site was hurriedly whisked away from the Japanese capital after police authourites found him ‘leering and staring with his trousers down’ at a group of high school girls posing for photos in Peace Park in downtown Tokyo. Read more Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan

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Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus!

The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state is usually started by the opening of the Santa Claus portion of the mall’s large atrium where a fully garbed Santa sits and holds toddlers and adults on his knee hoping to grant them ‘Christmas Wishes’. Read more Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job

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