Author: Bargis Tryhol
Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then… Drop Your Pants
SatireWorld.com – Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and…
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in…
The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her…
Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof. Fully…
North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea
Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com) – North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.” The South’s defense ministry said earlier it…
Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan
Tokyo, Japan – (GlossyNews.com) – A respected writer from the world’s second oldest spoof news site was hurriedly whisked away from the Japanese capital after police authourites found him ‘leering and staring with his trousers down’ at a group of…
Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus! The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state…
Young Man Receives Victoria’s Secret Model for Christmas…A Modern Christmas Story
Lancaster, NH -(SatireWorld.com) – Mark is a normal 17 year old boy. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and reading Playboy magazines when his Mom isn’t around. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination….
Russian Man Dresses 20 Dead Women, Has Tea with Them
Nizhny Novgorod, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Russia have arrested a man after discovering that he had at least 20 dressed-up female bodies hidden in his apartment. Russian police suspect that historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, would dress in black clothing…
Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed
Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and…