Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then.. .Drop Your Pants

Raise Your Hands For Gun Control Then.. .Drop Your Pants

SatireWorld.com – Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card. Continue Reading

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Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January 3, 2013. Continue Reading

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The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It

The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her 1994 ban will pale by comparison.

On Dec. 17th, Feinstein said, “I have been working with my staff for over a year on this legislation” and “It will be carefully focused.” Indicating the depth of her research on the issue, she said on Dec. 21st that she had personally looked at pictures of guns in 1993, and again in 2012. Continue Reading

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Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Fully authenticated and signed by a then 12 year old Kate Upton, a training bra used for 2 weeks by the world’s most popular photo model found its way onto the vintage celebrity underwear section of the auction site. Continue Reading

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North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea

North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea

Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com) – North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.”

The South’s defense ministry said earlier it was considering a request by a Seoul church group to put up Christmas lights on a steel tower shaped like a Christmas tree atop a military-controlled hill near the border. Continue Reading

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Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan

Police Boot Respected Glossy News Writer From Japan

Tokyo, Japan – (GlossyNews.com) – A respected writer from the world’s second oldest spoof news site was hurriedly whisked away from the Japanese capital after police authourites found him ‘leering and staring with his trousers down’ at a group of high school girls posing for photos in Peace Park in downtown Tokyo. Continue Reading

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Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job

Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus!

The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state is usually started by the opening of the Santa Claus portion of the mall’s large atrium where a fully garbed Santa sits and holds toddlers and adults on his knee hoping to grant them ‘Christmas Wishes’. Continue Reading

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Young Man Receives Victoria’s Secret Model for Christmas…A  Modern Christmas Story

Young Man Receives Victoria’s Secret Model for Christmas…A Modern Christmas Story

Lancaster, NH -(SatireWorld.com) – Mark is a normal 17 year old boy. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and reading Playboy magazines when his Mom isn’t around. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination.

But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of the world's luckiest boys' who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models delivered by Santa himself!

PHOTO INSERT: Naughty or Nice has nothing to do with it! Sometimes Santa loves to play tricks. Other times he gets revenge! Continue Reading

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Russian Man Dresses 20 Dead Women, Has Tea with Them

Russian Man Dresses 20 Dead Women, Has Tea with Them

Nizhny Novgorod, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Russia have arrested a man after discovering that he had at least 20 dressed-up female bodies hidden in his apartment.

Russian police suspect that historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, would dress in black clothing and sneak into cemeteries during the night to dig up the dead bodies, then dress them up in his apartment Continue Reading

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Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed

Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed

Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and marry her fourth cousin Cletus ‘Skeeter’ Johnson, age 27. Continue Reading

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‘Over 150 Survivors Were Trapped Inside The Titanic For Up To 5 Years,’ Claims Naval Expert

‘Over 150 Survivors Were Trapped Inside The Titanic For Up To 5 Years,’ Claims Naval Expert

Woods Hole, MA – (SatireWorld.com) – After reviewing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five years after it slipped beneath the waves on April 14th, 1912. Continue Reading

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Russia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest

Russia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest

Otradnensky, Siberia – (SatireWorld.com) The 6-foot wide metal cylinder partially made of titanium steel was found near Otradnensky, a village two thousand miles from Moscow. Locals have labeled it as space junk, a UFO fragment, or the fuel tank of an American ballistic missile. Continue Reading

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