Luxembourg Annexes Germany
The European community is in shock following Luxembourg’s decision to deploy troops and annex the Federal Republic of Germany. According to preliminary reports, Luxembourger troops entered the province of North Rhine-Westphalia early Thursday morning and proceeded through Lower Saxony towards…
FBI Fears NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile of Lone Gunman
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ so prevalent in modern American literature and films. His stoney faced demeanor,…
New Year Baby Refuses to be Born
SAN FRANCISCO–The first baby of New Year 2013 is refusing to depart his mother’s womb. The child–identified during the first trimester as a boy and subsequently named Jonah by his parents—stated from in utero, he would permit another infant to…
Open Letter to Mitt Romney – Here’s Why You Lost
I’ve read so much in the wake of the 2012 presidential election about why Governor Mitt Romney lost, and the majority of it sickens me with how tone-deaf it is. And seriously, governor Romney, I hope you read this. I’m…
Top GlossyNews.com Articles of 2012
For the first time in our 10+ years of publishing, we’re getting in on the end-of-year “top lists” game with a list of our top 10, well, 30 actually, stories of 2012. These are broken into three lists. Top Stories…
The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her…
The Koch Addiction
It’s not every day that a U.S. Congressman wants to talk to a reporter about his addiction. In keeping with his request for anonymity, however, I have deleted any references that might reveal his identity, and therefore refer to him…
NRA solves gun violence problem: Bullet-proof vests for every American
A small minority of Americans (estimated to be less than 87%) were shocked by recent remarks by Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the National Rifle Association, the world’s largest gun rights lobbying organization. In his remarks LaPierre argued forcefully that the…
The Nightmare of Living in America’s Friendliest Town
You might think living in America’s friendliest town must be a fairy tale. Au contraire. It’s a living Hell. Forbes Magazine just came out with its ranking of the Friendliest Towns in America. Coming in at the #1 spot on…
Hipster Insists “All Clothes Are Reversible”
Baron Davuson, a 30-something living in Seattle, knows HTML, database management craft beer brewing and how to dress like a wealthy hobo. Davuson made a splash this week with his bold pronouncement, that any clothing can be made hip simply…