Bad Ideas in the News
Every now and then, Glossy News publishes quirky stories about people who are in the news for having made really bad decisions. We find it helps our readers feel better about themselves. If you’re having a rough day, if you’re…
Siege Of NRA Headquarters By Outraged Citizens Enters Its Second Day.
The siege at the NRA Headquarters has entered its second day. Irate citizens, sickened by the NRA’s constant arrogant promotion of guns of mass destruction in society especially in the wake of the child shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School,…
Palin Proposes Bridge Over Fiscal Cliff
Political pundit and former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin held a press conference this morning to propose the construction of a bridge “assuring Americans safe passage over the fiscal cliff”. “I’m tired of Washington insiders debating the dangers of this…
Yes, Virginia, $250,000 IS Rich
There’s this fun little debate going on in Washington about tax rates for households earning over $250,000. Some would have you believe that those earning over $250,000 are not rich, but those people would be lying to you. I’ll start…
Mob Storms Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association,…
Study Reveals Disturbing Levels of Inbreeding Among Santa’s Elves
A new study published today in The Journal of Humanoid Genetics reveals high levels of inbreeding among Santa’s famous toy making elves. Analysis of DNA microsatellites obtained from blood samples taken from several hundred randomly chosen North Pole elves resulted…
The ‘Borking’ of Robert Bork; the New Game Plan for the Hard Left
Today a view from two sides of a political issue. Judge Robert Bork and what he meant to America and to politics. Joining us from the Right is Dean Chambers, blogger and pollster from UnSkewedPolls.com. From the Left it is…
The War on Christmas Is(n’t) a Total Joke
It seems every year we go through the same rigamaroll. In August we crack out the decorations, in November we start the massive shopping season, and in December we enter the War on Christmas territory. Is it a real war,…
Disney Expected to Lobby for Term Extension
Many may not realize this fact, but because Frank Churchill died in 1942, the music of ‘Never Smile at a Crocodile’ from the feature length animated version of ‘Peter Pan’ is set to enter the Public Domain across the EEA…
Man Calls “Dibs” On Burgundy Role, Sends Ferrell Packing
MINNEAPOLIS- Everyone and their maternal mothers are looking forward to the sequel to the hit movie Anchorman, which set box office records for a news-based, pseudo-docudramady across the country back in 2004. However, there have been rumors bubbling around regarding…