God Admits “Richard Dawkins in Placebo Group”
God, speaking from the heavens directly to the souls of billions, this week finally unveiled the single-blind truth. Richard Dawkins cannot experience God — he’s in the placebo group. “Well to make sure God is effective,” explained Emmanuel Wing, “we…
Missouri Hospital To Avoid Discrimination Charge By Canceling All Visitations
Research Medical Center in Kansas City Missouri is making a change to their visitation policies in an effort to avoid appearing discriminatory by eliminating visiting privileges for all patients. The hospital has recently become the focus of attention by gay…
Hipster Finally Removes Fedora (comic)
Ever seen a hipster and wondered why he doesn’t take off his hat or dark glasses? Those shades make no sense in your particular setting, but rather than wonder or ask him about it, you judge him. And you’re wrong…
Report: Biden to Become Prime Minister of Italy
After weeks of crisis and gridlock, Italians have a new prime minister, and his name is Biden. That is, Joseph Robinette Biden. America’s vice president was selected for the position after consensus picks such as Oliver Stone and Roman Polanski…
Satire Takes Fire for Accusing NRA of Causing Boston Bombing
Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same…
The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)
The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists. We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as…
Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
VATICAN CITY- Allegations arose today as some parents of affected children have come out and told reporters about the lack of abuse shown to their children, directly correlated to Pope Francis. “When he kisses them, it’s on their forehead, and…
Taylor Swift Diagnosed with Venereal Diseases
Today, surprising information came to light which reveals that Taylor Swift was recently treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia of her genitalia and throat by a VDC (venereal disease clinic). Further details show that the chart-topping songstress has also received treatment…
Newly elected Libertarian still hasn’t made friends
WASHINGTON— Ready to make America free as possible, New Hampshire’s newly elected Representative of the House, Andrew Oak, walked into Chamber and realized he has not a single friend among the 434 individuals clustered into what was essentially 2 cliques….
Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)
It’s easy to get karma on Reddit. First thing you have to do is be a Redditor, second thing is that you have to submit some interesting content, and the third thing you have to do is face months and…